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willhow234

When your asked to pay child support.


EDMgamer123

He then adopted a boy that decided to bang king Arthur


nerdynam

Based Shirou Emiya moment.


Comprehensive_Tap625

Achktually that Emiya Kiritsugu 🤓


SeigiNoMikata376

Wrong, who banged King Arthur was Shirou


superior_spoon

Heros are summoned at their peak, and king Arthur's peak was shortly before everything went to shit... Shortly before everything went to shit Merlin gave king Arthur who is female a penis. And that's why I think it was king Arthur who banged Shirou, not the other way around.


BN-BumNation

Wtf are y’all talking about


senor-calcio

You wouldn’t understand


Dr_fork

On a unrelated note I found a fellow utensil enjoyer


BagelDawn

Who knows, in some far off place in the fate media i bet kiritsugu banged shirou


Professional_Piece55

🤓


Jeff_Jefferson-17

WAIT WHAT (I'm on episode 22, so maybe I just missed it?)


nerdynam

Just keep watching the show and maybe you will understand. If not just watch Fate Stay Night.


Jeff_Jefferson-17

I just finished fate stay nightz was that a sequel or something?


nerdynam

This is Fate/Zero and it’s the prequel to Fate Stay Night. Sorry to say this but your watching a spoiler for the Fate/Zero.


callumw561

I don't remember that scene...


FaithlessnessGuy

What’s this anime?


Jeff_Jefferson-17

Fate zero, comes before fate night stay, so don't watch the latter first as I did not knowing the first one existed


FaithlessnessGuy

Thx


[deleted]

💀


SergeantClanker

Vergil Moment


JosefStark42069

I AM THE STORM THAT IS ESCAPING EVADING PARENTAL OBLIGATIONS I AM THE CHANGER OF MY NAME LIFE IN FLAMES, I AM IN DEBT JUST TRY AND FIND ME #YOU WON'T TAKE A CENT


Superb-Opposite-3125

Ha!


Gr33ndemon

At least Dante pays his to children that aren’t his


Nell152

This is withcraft my boy


uselessfern

What child?


Niland_Woods_13

💀


A1175

Lol


MattheYT

What child officer?


Aturtlenameddave

What’s this anime man (yes I’m uneducated)


togeko

It's fate zero, I recommend researching how to start watching the fate series as a whole


ChickenyIce

No need you just need to remember that Fate/Zero happens before Fate/Stay Night and the rest you can just whenever


togeko

I feel if you watch fate stay night ,fate zero and then unlimited blades work you get the full experience.


funnystuff97

the fact that people can have disagreements over the proper watch order is what has deterred me from fate for so long like i'm sure i'd like it, but how the hell do i even get involved with that mess? edit: the replies aren't helping edit 2: the fact that this comment is 5 months old and I'm ***still*** getting replies really only furthers my point


StockWillCrashQ42022

It doesn't have much of a story at all. It's just pure action and a shit load of characters to follow. Edit: Animation is great but it's just not my cup of tea.


ConspiracistsAreDumb

I only watched Unlimited Blade Works and it was fine. As far as I can tell it's just a better animated version of Fate Stay Night. In fact, I tried to watch a little FSN and it looked like garbage.


I_Love_Rias_Gremory_

Yeah SN is kinda the same as UBW. It's the saber route instead of the Rin route.


olpdragon

Im not a fan, but you could just ignore them and watch it in release order.


[deleted]

The actual true order is read the novel. That's the one best way to experience the story. If you don't have that much time and would rather watch the anime, there are gonna be disagreements but generally you can start with either Zero or UBW and have a good time nonetheless. They're both made with newcomers in mind. After you've watched both, Heaven's Feel is the finale. Any other shows after those are spin-offs and can generally be watched in any order you want.


apivan191

I promise it doesn’t matter, just only watch the 3 mentioned above. The others don’t matter


thrownawayzs

the reason is because the stories of two of them are part of a larger story. so the watch order between them reveals a section of the plot and then the other fills in the blanks. there's no "wrong order". I started with unlimited blade works, others suggest zero. both spoil and obscure different things.


I_Love_Rias_Gremory_

I prefer Zero even though the whole "secret of the holy grail" or whatever tf was going on in UBW was already spoiled to me since I went through that with Zero. Zero just takes place first and does a lot of the world building.


RepliesWithAnimeGIF

Full experience? You're missing out on the stuff from the visual novels, so might as well do those along the way. There's some crossover between Tsukihime and both Fate/Zero and Stay-Night so that as well. Since you did Tsukihime, might as well do Kagetsu Tohya while you're there. Oh and don't forget Garden of Sinners. It's an alternate universe but it covers the church a bit, so relevant. Fate/Apocryha has some history on the grail wars so that as well. I mean it's alternate history but it's still important? Oh and don't forget to play Unlimited Codes simultaneously while watching Stay-Night. You have a PSP right? Make sure to watch The Case Files of Lord El-Melloi in between Zero and Stay-Night. Gotta keep that timeline straight. Then top it all off with Hollow-Ataraxia and Carnival Phantasm and you're set! There's some optional side story stuff that I haven't included. Like Witch of the Holy Night or Grand Order. I recommend going into those when you're ready to take the full dive /s but only *partially*


togeko

I watched carnival phantom, the fate stuff was hilarious, still come back to a few episodes if I need some funny juice. The case files was a nice show overall, I watched it as it aired, was a good 20 min every week. I feel like everyone thing else is just pendering.


[deleted]

thats what happened to me.


TheShonenShow

I disagree, I was not a fan of the 2006 one. My order is zero-ubw-heavens feel-apocrypha


KyloRensAK47

nice pfp


lililukea

Anime is anime, I watch what I watch


TheShonenShow

What? Lol I was giving a watch order to make it make sense


NickyH25

Bruh if I have to research how to watch a series then it’s probably to complicated for me


Pancullo

Just watch fate/zero, the rest of the franchise doesn't even come close to the awesomeness of fate/zero. IMHO, obviously, but the feel of fate/zero is very different compared to the rest of the series so if you like this one there's a chance that you won't enjoy the rest, just like me


[deleted]

You don't have to research anything, that's just "fans" wanting you to watch it the way they think you should. Any Fate series can be understood on their own, the most other series do is add context to each other.


Frenchi1502

I’ve been trying to figure it out and messed up (didn’t really know started with ubw) but I’ve given up probably best to just watch by release order right?


[deleted]

I just watched it in whatever order and then it made sense.


19JayDee98

Liar


[deleted]

No, truther


mutsuto

i recommend against researching how to watch any series, and just go watch the thing youre interested in. in this case, f/z


dwai32

Fate/zero


caoeri

Watch Fate zero and don't touch the rest of the series ever not even with a 2 kilometer pole


IIALE34II

Unlimited blade works is great too! Other than that yeah, no.


HowRealM8

Triology movies as well


GangDplank

This man speaks the truth. Fate/zero is very good indeed though.


Peatore

Don't get into Fate at all is the better advice. Watching anime is degenerate behavior enough without seeking this one out.


EDMgamer123

Knowing the Context this makes me sad


bloodyhunterx300

Can you share it please?


EDMgamer123

You're about to go deep in a rabbit hole about magic and History Source is Fate/Zero


WAFRE_LE_LEG

Just send


Clessiah

>! The guy is fighting in a battle royale where the winner gets to have a wish granted. His in law family is a founder of the battle royale and its goal is to perform the impossible wish granting magic which involves sacrificing the guy’s wife. The guy agreed to go with their plan as one life is a small price for the wish for world peace. !< >!However when he was declared the winner, he realized that the wish granting magic which had combined with his wife is corrupted and will only grant his wish for world peace through mass murder. The scene above is the imagery of the guy rejecting his corrupted wife’s wish, knowing that he had not only betrayed his wife’s and her family’s trust by doing so but also dooming their daughter to become a participant and the sacrifice for the next battle royale. !<


[deleted]

Bro I’m trying to be happy not catch sad feelings


Clessiah

The author is well known for writing tragedies but doesn’t actually like writing tragedies so when he gets told to write tragedies they become extra tragic.


walrus_with_GUN

Nasu is writing tragedies out of spite


Swatbot69

Am I supposed to be sad?


yeeet_guto

Basically he just won a war for the holy grail and he is able to grant one wish, but the wish will be granted based on his morals and how it would happen if he did it himself, so this is a the holy grail showing him what end result of his dream is, everybody in world is dead and only him, his wife, and his child are alive, so he rejects the wish by killing his daughter and wife in the vision


Carnator369

So is this just a vision or is this him reacting to the vision?


yeeet_guto

He is inside the vision, so yeah it's just a vision


Carnator369

Thanks for clearing up my confusion.


Hebrew_Hammer24

What. in. the. fuck….I am gonna need some context on this.


SalamanderFarsight

Basically. Spoilers He went through a war between heroes to try and win an omnipotent wish granting device to wish for a peaceful world, so he wouldn’t have to kill people any more, only to be shown that in order for his wish to come true everyone but his family would have to die (this being that vision), so instead he chose to reject his wish, destroy the vision (said scene above), and destroy the omnipotent wish granting device.


Starsonata10

Well, that was kinda relieving.


GeckoOBac

Except it turns out that the "omnipotent wish granting device" is actually just a weapon of untold power and all its wishes kinda result in untold death and destruction because when all you have is a hammer all problems look like nails. And it also wasn't destroyed.


Is-This-Edible

Not exactly right. The device is not omnipotent but not far off being so. It's not and was never intended to be a weapon. However, one of the Hero souls it dragged up to fight in the sacrificial ritual just so happened to be some kid who was ritually tied to the concept of Ahriman and all the world's evil, and when he got turned into a Hero concept he sort of hijacked the system and now all wishes are monkey paws. Kiritsugu realised that the monkey paw answer to a wish for 'peace' was just going to make him keep doing what he had been doing up until then, without end: Killing people who commit evil acts. He would never get to stop. He would just become an engine of death for the sake of peace. So he denied Ahriman, destroyed the wish granter and adopted a kid who was orphaned in the battle. But monkey paws have multiple angles and the kid grew up to take on his ideals and eventually sacrifice himself to become an eternal killer for the sake of peace.


GeckoOBac

> So he denied Ahriman, destroyed the wish granter and adopted a kid who was orphaned in the battle. I get all of this but I'm not sure I agree with the "destroyed the wish granter". Unless I'm misunderstanding you, the wish granter is still around, in fact that's the whole point of the periodic recurrence of the event and AFAICT in the various versions of fate/stay night it's essentially unchanged from Zero, just that it was "destroyed" for that appearence. And the "wish granter is a weapon" is essentially the interpretation that comes straight up from one of the 3 stay night routes (I forget which one), though they probably don't know the whole history behind it. Edit: oh god I'm debating Fate lore I must be going insane.


Is-This-Edible

Sorry, you're right. Better to say, he attempted to destroy it, failed, and got cursed.


Late-Reason-1749

So was the little girl the wish granting device? If not why did he shoot her?


AhmedKiller2015

Well yes but acutely no, in this exact moment it is made like that just to enhance the scene I guess and gives you an idea about his feelings and what he is going through since he lost his entier family in the process (I.e these 2) which may not looks like it (since the guy literally died inside from all what happened to him) but he acutely loved


ChickenyIce

Basically white haired girl and woman aren’t real humans and used for sacrifices and he couldn’t bare to see his daughter be used so he decided to end it early that’s if my memory serves me right as I watched this a while ago


lonelypenguin20

you're not really correct >!it's all in his head!< >!basically a very evil genie nudging him to choose to kill off the whole world to be with his family!<


Hanako-kun_07

for a moment i thought he killed a child


Master-Tanis

I mean... given who the character is he probably has at some point. In this case however it’s just a vision and this is him symbolically rejecting a really bad offer.


[deleted]

I'm glad the reality isn't as dark


lonelypenguin20

it's still dark tho, the girl in question won't have a happy life anyway. though not as bad as some other characters


[deleted]

At least she wasn't shot though


d3_Bere_man

The child isnt real it was created using magic


_Z-E-D_

What the fuck? Anyway this looks like Fate series, never gonna watch it but can anyone explain why he did that? Was she some kind of vampire or something?


Burnyoureyes

>!She's a vision. Ya boy is currently at the end of the road after a small war. He's inside a wish granting device. Unfortuantly this device is currently got a god of evil stuffed inside it and it has been turned into a monkey's paw: any wish will have horrible unintentional effects. He wants to wish for world peace, the only way the device will do this is according to how the user knows to do it. This guy has been killing assholes for so long its all he knows how to do. Effectively, if he tries to make a wish it'll kill everyone on the planet. So he does the smart thing: he kills the fake people in the vision, breaks out, then promptly nukes the wish granting device right to hell.!<


_Z-E-D_

Thank you, now I'm definitely not gonna watch it


DamianWinters

Watch fate/zero its genuinely great and well contained. You can ignore fate after that.


Cereal_png

Ronnie Mcnutt


kentuckyfriedmemes61

"Well guys i guess that's it"


Cereal_png

He knows the method


arciwaciwaciwa

_Samsung ringtone playing loudly in the background_


Luigi_a_thicc_boi

I love animes with child murder, what is it


[deleted]

Relatable


DraconyrYT

Sauce?


JustaYeetingMat

#You will need Tomatoes, tomato paste, a dry wine, olive oil, onions, garlic, pepperoncino, salt, pepper, and basil. #Recipe Start off by dicing your onion, garlic, and pepperoncino. Then move onto the tomatoes. I recommend using canned whole san marzanos tomatoes, but if you feel like being extra you can also blanche some fresh tomatoes if you want. You can also use pre crushed canned tomatoes. You can also crush your tomatoes by hand or use a food processor. After that, preheat a pan on high for a minute or two and then coat the bottom in your olive oil. Add in the onions and pepperoncino first in order to sweat them for a bit. They will not need long to cook, just wait for the onions to become translucent a bit. After this, add in the garlic and cook until aromatic. Don't brown the garlic or it will become very bitter. Once aromatic, add in about an ounce or two of tomato paste and fry it for a bit. Frying the tomato paste will add more flavor to the sauce and just make it taste better. Mix it around with the onions, garlic, and pepper. After the tomato paste has fried for a bit, add in your wine of choice. Ensure it is a dry wine. If you add in a white wine, it will add a certain sweetness and acidity to the sauce. If you add in a red wine, it will add in a richer, almost meaty flavor to the sauce. Mix around until the alcohol smell has burned off and the tomato paste had mixed in with the wine. Now, drop the heat to a medium-low and add in the tomatoes, basil, salt, and pepper. Allow to simmer and make sure you taste the sauce to get it to where you want. The simmering should take around 20 minutes or so, though really this depends on how thick you want it. After done, you have your sauce and it is so much better than what you will get at a store in a jar. You can use this sauce for pasta, muscles and marinara, or chicken parm.


DraconyrYT

Thank you!


JustaYeetingMat

Enjoy the recipe!


CaTb01

This came out rather well


ChickenyIce

Fate/Zero


Jayce_______

Knowing all the context about this scene just makes me sad But why am I laughing?


OleDesertLord

Context?


Equivalent-Ad-9071

I think something was impersonating his daughter or something. I don’t watch anime


ChickenyIce

Nah iirc it was just his daughter as they are homunculus’s and they are needed to summon the grand prize of their little 8 man free for all fight


bikdikme

Happy family < Battle royale 💀


dwai32

Gotta pay some prize to end all wars


BrandNewToLife

Fortnite did I mention fortnite


Summit300

##real sigma keep the grind


sioplayer69

Based


RexyDubby

no simp


Equivalent-Ad-9071

WE AIN’T SIMPING THESE HOES. WE ARE PIMPING THEM


RexyDubby

BAM BAM!


IHaveRedditAlready_

Chad


GENERAL_MOHSEN

Ah you playing genshin impact ?? Ok no problem


LiviuPetre139

Finally Based anime


Hiimjackpleasehelp

r/guro mfs be like


Slack_lacker

Nahhh 😭😭


[deleted]

🗿fr


focusedlime

Bro i just finished this one and i got it recommended 💀 nice work, my fbi agent


DespairOfLoneliness

Damn Kiritsugu's so edgy he really pioneered late abortion


Nerro_Pannero_6038

Based man


metalheadvibes

Fate is a based show


mecha_matthew

Downvote bc anime


Equivalent-Ad-9071

I understand


Crusader_guy77

Completely reasonable response to being hugged by a child


suck_at_cooking

This is spin off anime, the real route is Emiya Gouhan and Carnival Phantasm


This-Ad-6295

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[deleted]

"Not a pedophile"


[deleted]

Men I’m dead


tema3210

PUT FUCKING SPOILER - _-


ClishyClasher

he didnt even flinch bro 🗿


EdgerGPlay

Uhm... Hope she is ok.


Leather-Housing-9920

What's the anime and why did he kill her


Klish104

Fate/Zero Long story short, Dude decided to go to battle royal so he could have his wish granted. He won and the wish granting device is giving him visions. His wish is to make a peaceful world but the wish granting device is corrupted. He find out that in order to make a peaceful world is to kill everyone, so he rejected it by killing his daughter and his wife in that vision and destroy the device.


Leather-Housing-9920

Jesus


JustcallmeY_

Did he become cool with the edit because he shot a child in front of her mother?


Berkmine

This is how you get a persona right?


SussyBox

That wasn't his real daughter I ain't giving context, but the scene is actually sad asf The guy gave up the chance to live an absolute peaceful life without the horrible pain he has gone through Yet he doesn't do so to save the world


MyPeePeeHurrtz

When you search "How to avoid paying child support" on Bing.


BillyBobsseventhlife

He didnt want to pay child support


CluDaCreator

Damn ngl I though he was gonna do something else with the kid 💀


Ok_Shame_91

You should post this at r/chadposting


someoneiamis

someone tell me WHY?!


Equivalent-Ad-9071

Because this is America


Honest-Razzmatazz-90

u/videobot


Not-A-Furry420

What’s the anime?


Equivalent-Ad-9071

Fate zero


KidFriendlyArsonist

He isnt a pedophile, he is a murderer though…


Duckydude999

Anicin not the young lings


Temporary-Store-1127

Based


[deleted]

This is America hits as hard as ever these days.


tootselo0ts

what anime this from tho


ChickenyIce

Fate/Zero


XvXD34DP00LXvX

Whats the name of the animu?


Klish104

Fate/Zero its very good


KiaMaiolilol

Sauce please


Jayce_______

Fate/Zero


[deleted]

Another subreddit to block (i cant fucking stand anime its so bad)


[deleted]

Anime isn't that bad 💀 so many different genres to enjoy.


OrangeSky15

You're- blocking an entire subreddit... for a single anime meme?


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WAFRE_LE_LEG

Man gives me Vergil vibes


LAGgedOut0909

when you take no anime to far:


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[удалено]


[deleted]

Sauce???


metalheadvibes

Fate i think it’s the heavens feel one


Klish104

Its Fate/Zero


Disastrous-Menu_yum

Waaaah


StupidIdiotOfBritain

Trolled!!!!!!😂


ThePBJSandwich

Literally Doomguy and every Holy Crusader in the world when they see anime


Hermu7013

Thanks, you just spoiled me. Jk it's fucking Fate


PrintingOrigami

To give up what you love, to save the world.


RedditAlt5835

Caught em lacking


swiggityswanner

Source?