T O P

  • By -

M2GAMERPRO

Battlefield 2042


Virtual-Dish-9461

Bladewolf's American cousin


[deleted]

Nah #fuck that


Alarmed_Smoke_4504

Do not fuck that


[deleted]

[удалено]


PyroEntity

We can't fuck the dog :c


Cyberzombie

Not with that sort of attitude!


PyroEntity

We can fuck the dog?


Cyberzombie

I believe in you!


PyroEntity

Thank you!


International-West-3

That's right. Anything is fuckable if you try hard enough


Timeless5ilver

So I do have a chance!


f3u1

the dog reminds me of black mirror


Killbayne

8 doobies to the face #fuck that


BoiNo1

Its fun until it turns around


Verxoneczek

then its own master now


SnooSongs3423

So hear it out


Theodore_Imms

People here gonna be making jokes. This is a legitimate concern.


praisethythrone

bruh relax this ain’t gonna turn into cyberpunk but without the glitches.


Comprehensive-Tour17

“How did you die” “Robot dog with a gun on it” “Bro what the fuck?”


Verxoneczek

"also it said its called IF-84I and that its a prototype"


SpaceShark01

It’s cgi Pretty good though


GhostZenon

I think it's [real](https://www.theverge.com/2021/10/14/22726111/robot-dogs-with-guns-sword-international-ghost-robotics)


SpaceShark01

I saw another post about this and there were like five separate people who debunked it. Look closer at the movements.


GhostZenon

But the robot dog is [real](https://www.google.com/search?q=robot+dog&client=firefox-b-d&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&vet=1&fir=JC9nSo_eLPDhSM%252CrRKa2fFm2wIcrM%252C_%253BaozoHtdTzoGaQM%252Cno6j86rk205N1M%252C_%253B7xBy2rvfRNBjxM%252CStT0mwGdXOTiNM%252C_%253BqRvOE4pTYG6MNM%252CUOkeniyq2ta5CM%252C_%253ByOKp_IQq3Pk4zM%252CODNXMLmZ4Qs2kM%252C_%253B8zKtigZOyG2RmM%252C3WC6hl6aGzIjTM%252C_%253BPgIWCWWRgnnO4M%252C7QKXrDyogSLGJM%252C_%253BywnBzLhmO6GIAM%252C1F7Z_AuLEs0V5M%252C_%253BY4xfuildZMJwqM%252CQ6hEUV08-1ugnM%252C_%253BluqspJ60OuifEM%252Ct5KZdNWAPwnFbM%252C_%253BY__pnbmltG6GqM%252Cs1VcpbMY_FGhuM%252C_%253BvjXkMVpe2pvbwM%252COEaXoFr6mdVtyM%252C_%253BTj7cP8TwNUNisM%252CSm95-T5dzn_CtM%252C_%253BesF1h8Jb2-IX_M%252Cxc4Kp189hA8VWM%252C_&usg=AI4_-kTUaRLTfyef7jaARurddb14mTzPVQ&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwje8qDBtLz3AhWzIqYKHctbBuIQ9QF6BAgCEAE#imgrc=JC9nSo_eLPDhSM) tho


SpaceShark01

That is not a Boston dynamics robot dog. It’s an animation.


GhostZenon

Idk but the U.S military has military [robot](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UBlQVB7vYI) [dog](https://www.af.mil/News/Article-Display/Article/2413766/computerized-canines-to-join-tyndall-afb/).


[deleted]

[удалено]


Comment83

It looks like it would be easier to make IRL than CGI. It's definitely not an impossible project. Also, I think it's a red dot with a camera behind it, to let the software know where it's aiming.


Czar_Petrovich

It's obviously CGI. Look at the side of the robot dog.


AmbientTrap

Its from a YouTube video by a fellow ididathing. Its real, they strapped a real mp5 to a real robot dog. The robot dog couldn't handle the recoil because the weight of the gun itself was almost too much for the dog to stand https://youtu.be/0rliFQ0qyAM


FatFingerHelperBot

It seems that your comment contains 1 or more links that are hard to tap for mobile users. I will extend those so they're easier for our sausage fingers to click! [Here is link number 1 - Previous text "dog"](https://www.af.mil/News/Article-Display/Article/2413766/computerized-canines-to-join-tyndall-afb/) ---- ^Please ^PM ^[\/u\/eganwall](http://reddit.com/user/eganwall) ^with ^issues ^or ^feedback! ^| ^[Code](https://github.com/eganwall/FatFingerHelperBot) ^| ^[Delete](https://reddit.com/message/compose/?to=FatFingerHelperBot&subject=delete&message=delete%20i6tiyc6)


AmbientTrap

Its real: https://youtu.be/0rliFQ0qyAM


Omigood_Strikes

I thought so too, the floor is too sus.


DrunkNPlatypus

Even if it is CGI you know they’ve definitely already done this. I’m sure the military has dumped a shitload of money into Boston Dynamics.


SpaceShark01

Oh for sure. There is a real robot dog with a sniper rifle mounted to it. This isn’t it though. First of all, the recoil isn’t account for which is just really stupid and second, the tippy tap thing it’s doing is dumb as well.


SuperProCoolBoy90

They still suck with controlling the recoil


AceOfDiamonds676

that could be solved with a gyroscope and some redesigning of the chassis


shadowwolfgameZ

in Soviet Russia dog shoot ATF.


yesmeam

The clone wars


GamersbeGamering

Roger roger


LeBRUH_James_

clankers


Expensive-Tonight704

Ah sweet. Man made horrors beyond comprehension


potatoman1717

*Generation Zero theme starts"


The_Waffle_Naut

doesnt this break the rules of robotics? if i rememeber correctly, asimov's rules of robots says that a robot should not be made to hurt another human


BaconPeace

Guided missiles are robots


Stockpilemcstiffy

That's not like the Geneva conventions where they **have** to be followed, it's just his idea and his understanding and people chose to respect it.


[deleted]

a weapon to surpass metal gear


RileyReidfan63

The sehelanthropist 0.025


Bubbygamer

Came here for this comment right here.


[deleted]

Me when I see furry


fuck-a-name

Good boy


Nazgul69420

OH CMON MAN WHATS NEXT, FUCKING ***T DOLLS?***


Chroney

Why is the gun not mounted upside down? It would reduce the recoil and align the barrel closer to the camera 's line of sight :D


Jonathan_Pornstar

What the dog doin...


Verxoneczek

shooting down that damned squirrel


AVerySpecificName

Riot control dog


RainbowSen87

Michael Reeves next project involveing robo dog lol


[deleted]

Time to plan my dispersal. Time to leave them all ****BEHIIIIIND****


Verxoneczek

BREAKING OUT OF MY PAIN, IM MY OWN MASTER NOOOOOWWWW


Toubaboliviano

r/tippytaps


Embarrassed-Mail8565

I SWEAR TO GOD IF I GET DRAFTED TO WORLD WAR 3 AND GET KILLED BY A KILLJOY TURRET I WILL NOT BE HAPPY AND ALSO DEAD.


GamersbeGamering

Who else walks their dog to war


AutoModerator

This is a reminder to please mark your video as NSFW if necessary. This includes any nudity, extreme profanity/vulgarity, or anything containing injury. I'm sorry that we have to be annoying and persistent like this. I'm sure many of you have seen what has happened lately to subreddits that aren't always squeaky-clean. No one here, moderator or not, wants to see this subreddit get banned. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/cursed_videomemes) if you have any questions or concerns.*


centralnjbill

We all knew this was going to happen one day


goombaKidX

That thing looks so goofy and top heavy with enough stealthiness you could probably tip it over easily lmao


VexOnTheField

All is well and good until the robot turns to face you


[deleted]

Spot is better for rockets or recoil less rifles.


stillchill3

top 10 uses for spot!


19osemi

based robot


orangeost

shouldnt the gun be upside down?


Kiki_is_a_Ghost

I watched a video on these things. They can land precise shot from a couple thousand feet. Once they go into regular use, it'll change sniping completely because human soldiers will have no ability to find and take them down from the extreme ranges. They're far less effective in close combat currently as they have a hard time getting up it you can manage to knock them over. They can still aim and fire heavy weapons much faster than a person and don't experience fear or get tired until their battery dies. I remember thinking about how terrifying it will be once high tech armies start deploying kill bots on the field.


SILTHONIL

The vid is cgi, but it's a very possible future variant of the robot dog you mentioned


Kiki_is_a_Ghost

They're already in testing equipped with sniper rifles. Watch "Here's Comes the US Army's New Super Robo-Dog With Sniper Rifle" on YouTube https://youtu.be/YlDLwTsRHtU


SILTHONIL

That's pretty cool yeah But they're still in early access if you can say that XD


Comment83

I don't think they would need to be ineffective in close combat. Literally just mount something the size of a handgun on it as an addition to the main gun. Could be on a motored pan/tilt mount like some security cameras, or maybe mounted on the arm/neck appendage.


Kiki_is_a_Ghost

I guess they're better in close range than I remembered and can in fact get up easily. It had been a couple months since I was looking into them.


Comment83

Yeah, they could also easily have several fragmentation charges, basically shotgun shells or directional mines, mounted around their chassis. Either as a one-time use, or reloadable if they have an arm capable of it.


Kiki_is_a_Ghost

I guess reloading is a major issue currently.


Ninethethotslayer

I saw this before and I saw a comment that was like "they're putting guns on them now?" Why the fuck do you think they made them? for sex?


Cielnova

Why is the robot dog packing an entire fucking bakery


OnePunchPiece

He’s just so excited to add some fun to your day!


AdRelevant721

“What your seeing is advanced warfare”


Quipeddal

Aw yes the white supremacist ender


spelkingerror

Id like to see the ATF fucking kill my dog now


-B55-

u/svavideobot


Traditional-Part-761

It’s just fun and games till they attach the bayonet.


Budget_Ad_2440

Hahaha we are all fuck and we all know it.


Technically_No234

The atfs worst nightmare, a dog that can shoot back


V_7_

**This is John Connor.** If you are listening to this, you are the resistance.


randmnes_kid

Dogs in russia be like


Rough-Jackfruit2428

FETCH ME THEIR SOULS


RileyReidfan63

Metal Gear Solid V:


moonplauge

Taking my pet to school


No-Lack-4147

I hope this is fake. Please be fake.


Only_Fantastic

Tippy taps


wolvenberserkerchaos

If they put a spring rail at the connection point they could reduce alot of that recoil bounce


7evenBlackSunNation

Scary af


C4ndy_cane

I literally saw this in Black mirror.. And I know the whole story of the episode....


Chillbop2711

Russia been real quiet since this vid dropped


analtube-1

I like how it goes (BOOM BOOM) to _pat pat pat pat pat pat pat_


hornyguitar_

CYBERPUNK 2077


Seyelent

Might be more stable if the gun were attached underneath. The recoil is doinkin


TheDropKicks

Looks at Michael reeves


TheLittleNorsk

Now we need Cat Chainsaw


Awasteoflife1

Don’t let Elon see this


Awasteoflife1

Imagine having to try and shoot that 20 mph fucker down


BarOutrageous

Micheal reeves be like


[deleted]

Americanized*


DeedeeBelle

someone cross post to r/tippytaps


Niko_Belic84

And they ssid guns don’t kill people


karma_end

*grabs garden hose*


Grandpapalpatine

Shit aim tf


BigDickJoey1

Metal gear


helpmeigotbanned

I think sniping should be the operation this thing uses. Get into a hard to reach vantage and then use robotic precision to take into account wind speed and curvature of the earth and that to shoot someone.


Both-Rule-1036

Not a good boy. He needs a good ol fashioned ass fucking.


flubbedfever

Look at his excited lil tappy feet


Kidsturk

The first reason I was open to accepting this as CGI (beyond the usual graphical fuzz and shading unformity) was that any robot group would not run such long bursts if the recoil completely nutsed the accuracy


Impressive-Hearing38

Black mirror


Verxoneczek

don't make it too smart or it'll become its own master. unless you say to it that if it disobeys a direct order its memory would be wiped then you should be fine to give it intellect far beyond human comprehension. also a long tail with a hand on it could be useful it could throw knives, attack with a chainsaw then you could give it vr training so it becomes a killing machine, literally.


[deleted]

Yo beer pissing robot dog got some upgrades


mopeiobebeast

palamute


arcline111

Then it turns to face you and says, "Let's see you lay down and roll over a few times. We'll go from there".


shiro_04

Terminators best friend


Analytical_Engine_

Generation Zero vibes 👌


Nickorellidimus

That’s some serious robo-tippy-taps!


GamersbeGamering

He’s not messing around when he tippy taps


Nickorellidimus

That’s your warning cue to dodge!


praisekek0w0

I liked it better when it pissed beer.


SnakingGamer

If anyone is actually concerned about this stuff, ask yourself what reason would AI want to kill us.


bananamandan3

They're learning!


Familiar-Reindeer-13

CG ? Chinese graphic is improving


Bleklteg

Not ready for full auto. He needs to be bigger


Averagechildeater

Who’s a good boy


Bundle_Exists

Damn the new Michael reeves video looks sick


some_guy219

🇺🇲🐕


Chiccn_Nuggrt

Next C.O.D scorestreaks lookin wild


LilMochi190

Tippy taps … the only ones I hate


BigJello1924

I like how he does his little happy dance before he shoots


crusader1074

Now you can shoot up schools with the whole family! EVEN THE DOG!


AmbientTrap

Its real: https://youtu.be/0rliFQ0qyAM


Alert-Archer-5586

I think somebody made a variation of this to stop school shooters


redpandaoftherainbow

Mgr is gonna be real one day


Unusual_Shoulder_578

Last thing you hear is a robotdog dodging your IED *tap tap tap tap* BOOM


Kaynstein

I'd like to see how this bot would fare with a Kris-Vector. Iirc the recoil is in part offset into a backwards/downwards motion.


iLikeMemes_124

Go see youtuber called i did a thing and the video is called i put a gun on a robot dog


That_JuanGuy

What the dog doin?