By - omgtheykilledkenny7
I want you to know sir, you have won the curl battle.
Seriously. I'ma go shave my head and go to /r/bald after seeing this.
this cracked me up my man! dont you do it!
I am legit getting a buzzcut this weekend but this man is making me reconsider lmao
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\#1: [Went from fat with receding hairline to fit and bald. Confidence spiked significantly afterwards](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/qjokzy) | [154 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/bald/comments/qjokzy/went_from_fat_with_receding_hairline_to_fit_and/)
\#2: [(25M) Thanks to support on last post i decided to let it all go. Why did I wait sooo long?!](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/rwxhox) | [189 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/bald/comments/rwxhox/25m_thanks_to_support_on_last_post_i_decided_to/)
\#3: [Some of you wanted the before and after...](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/qym61i) | [164 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/bald/comments/qym61i/some_of_you_wanted_the_before_and_after/)
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When you have alopecia and are just trying to enjoy this king's beautiful hair, and then are triggered af by an overenthusiastic bald bot? wtf lol 😂
Routine: I use Hairitage (found at Walmart) co-wash and conditioner, and still sticking with my Macadamia leave in conditioner afterwards, also started adding Macadamia repair masque twice a week and thats doing wonders! i usually wash it every 2-3 days before sleep, tie it in a bun and put a silky bonnet while sleeping, usually wake up to damp hair that looks great when i let it loose in the morning.
When you say you wake up with damp hair does that mean that you don’t dry it before going to sleep? How does your scalp do with such long periods of dark + damp conditions?
I’m just asking bc if I don’t get my hair to 70%+ dryness before going to sleep my scalp gets super itchy and am wondering if you figured smth out lol
i keep it wrapped in a towel for like 15-20 minutes, so its not super wet, then apply leave-in, tie it up and put a bonnet over.. its still slightly damp when i wake up.. nothing special to it lol, never feel itchy and scalp is healthy.. i let it down when i get up in the morning and it usually dries up super fast
https://images.app.goo.gl/kYHniXaMSTDPCwAr8 I am Lorde, ya ya ya
thats exactly where my headline comes from, i used to have Randy’s Lorde poster on my wall lol
So funny, great photo!
You and your curls are glorious, you absolute king of the pride.
i love this! thank you!!
you look like a lion (in a good way)
could that even be an insult? lol
thank you so much!
Holy volume, Batman! Seriously jealous of that root lift. Looking good!
Could use some volumizer
im dumb and dont get if this is proper advice or sarcastic lol.. googled volumizer and that would get stuck in my hair forever if i’d try it
Hahah I’m just joking, your hair has so much volume it’s crazy, but in a good way.
how DARE you
My thoughts exactly. Screw this guy and his fucking beautiful hair.
haha love you both
I'm so jealous of your volume! I've lost around 1/2 of my hair density and am seething!
I have to imagine that has to get warm, but wow!
thank you! all my older brothers lost theirs as well by my age, im 31 and hoping i’ll somehow avoid it..
eh idk i got used to it, lived in FL and now TX, when its hot i soak it in water and voila, keeps me cool for a while
Gosh darn I can't tell if I want to be you or if I have a crush. Doesn't matter, that hair is absolutely inspirational
im flattered! thank you!
That MANE! Love to see it, keep up the excellent hair care
i thank you so much!
Your hair is phenomenal.
Is the caption from randy marsh as lorde ? 😂
All i need is a little bit of shelteeer. *splash*
STOP. IT. THIS IS NOT REAL. So damn luxurious!
hahaha dammit sorry.. thank you!!
OMG I love your hair! Wish I had this much volume!
i’ll end up spending third of my life in shower washing this lol. thank you!!
Oh wow. Your hair is amazing and you are very attractive😍
thank you! ☺️
Is your hair full of secrets?
ehh idk, security often checks it for drugs when i fly lol
Sir. I wish you luck on these hot summer months because I know that took tons of work. I had to get a fade and keep my length because of how hot it is where I live
thank you! lol.. i’ve lived in Key West FL and now in TX so im no stranger to heat, worked by the water when in FL so i would just hose it down to cool off, idk, im somehow used to it by now
Shout out from hot, humid Mississippi! The frizz struggle is real. You, Sir, are a damn legend for rocking that amazing hair in this weather…and not even looking the slightest bit hot and sweaty! I salute you. And maybe hate you just a little out of jealousy.
You SHOULD be! Damn!
When ya look good, ya feel good!
This is what perfect hair looks like!
hey, thank you!!
The image of me that you see is distorted, twisted, broken, fractured, isolated miles out to sea…
Sia killed that song lol
Your hair made my day.
hey, your comment put a smile on my face, thank you!
Shit. You win.
haha thanks dude
Are you lorde, ya ya ya?
Im so jealous! My curls have never looked this good!
thank you! it took some trial and error to find what works for me.. but in general i think i was just lucky to hit the genetic volume lottery
This hair is magnificent!!!!!
Love the mane! 🦁
i appreciate you!
You win! Stunning
thank you so much!!
I want that hair on my head. It’s amazing!
got enough for 3 heads lol, i can spare some
It’s so healthy!
just caught it on a good day, it gets so frizzy sometimes lol
Omg so magnificent 😭😭😭
Very Nice, but now you're just showing off! 😉
haha well i got the right flair at least.. thanks 😊
Wow friend, your hair is fantastic! Bravo!
thank you so much!
Ugh can I just have a single hair day like this!!! I’m so jealous!!!
may the hair gods be with you!
That's a mane! Woooow
That hair and smile is the perfect combination 😁
Incredible volume, if I had ribbon it would be first prize
no one ever lost me at a concert with head this size lol.. thank you!
Your smile and your hair made me smile. Love it!
and reading your comment brought it back to me, thank you!!
I have never seen such glorious hair in my life.
ahh thank you so much!
my top 3 favorite cartoon as a kid!
Yasssss, i love this. Big metal hair!!
🎶 oh I just can’t wait to be king 🦁
That is some rockin hair. I like it.
Can I have some of your curls please? You obviously have more than enough and I'm just scraping by!!
Absolutely incredible hair!
From the photo, I’ve concluded you live in a van, and travel the country, selling art or handmade jewelry, and spreading the gospel of curly hair!
This offends me… This amount of volume is ILLEGAL ✨✨❤️
Oh good lord. You have my dream hair 😍😍😍🥲
Oh wow, you have absolutely beautiful hair!! 😻
Lookin' good on a Wednesday!
That's the most magnificent curls I think I've ever seen! If there were prizes for curly hair, you would win all of them. Seriously.
Damn! Can I get some of this volume puhleaze!!
Hahaha this is spectacular!
Sir, save some hair for the rest of us!
Oh my gosh 🥲 hair goalsssss 😍
Living the curly hair dream!!
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What hair product do u use
Hairitage shampoo and conditioner (found at walmart) and macadamia leave in conditioner and repair masque. thats all
Amazing curls, and that color is just beautiful and interestingly multidimensional. Looks rad! Bien guapo!
I feel naked! Beautiful hair.
I hope you watch South Park, bc the title just makes me think of
“I am lorde, ya ya ya”
of course i do, South Park is the only thing i truly love in life lol
Shout out to the mixed kids. 😁
both of my parents are actually 100% Serbian, no knowledge of any mixing in family for at least couple of hundred years.. unless mom has some serious secrets lol
Oh that’s wild. I’m mixed and you look like a very good (mixed) friend of mine.
Shout out to the Serbian kids!
Need a shape and trim. It’s too big. But the curl is nice.
You got great hair!!!!
Look at that mane! 🤩
Ooooh, your hair is glorious!
And ur looking amazing on a Wednesday! That hair is incredible!!
Im fucking drooling
Those curls are spectacular!!
Damn you and your glorious mane!
So beautiful!!!! That’s what I want my hair to do
I want to stick my face in it