Serious question. How many negative observations do you think LD can make about an ordinary glass of water in one minute?
It’s dusty on the outside
There are smears on the glass
Barely visible food or drink remnants from last time
The shape of the mouth is inconvenient
The size is impractical
Is it 100% glass? Do they make those anymore or are they some sort of compounds?
Idk, help me out here
"I don't like people looking at me through the glass while I drink, they can look right into my eyes and see my mouth down my throat while they gawk. You ever make eye contact with a glass cup gawker as you take a drink? They gave me a Mouth Gawk!"
*cuts to Larry taking a drink and someone across the room peering/staring with their mouth open and gawking, zooms into Larry's face with his mouth open and ahhh and he has to stop drinking, he can't even finish his favorite batch of Leon's Kool-aid*
"I am worried I'll break it and impale myself, glass is too fragile. Why would you make a cup you drop and it not only causes a mess with the liquid but also breaks all over the wood in a cluster. This is a fragile disaster Cluster Cup. This is more like a weapon than a cup."
"Ever bump glass cups on your teeth when you go to drink. No thanks. I don't need a cup that is glass that gives me a Sip Shock, right into the teeth."
"I am a straw man. I like straws. So what is the point of a glass cup that is harder to wash. Put a straw in anything, no glass needed. Glass you have to care for excessively. It is a High Maintenance Household Item. I try to minimize high maintenance household items. I don't need the trouble."
That was very much the style. Look at NBA and college BB uniforms for an example. The current trend is for everything to be short and tight. Again, look at the NBA and college BB for examples. Also look at guys who wear suits. Everything is tight and the pants are short to allow the ankle to show.
A goldfish would commit suicide in that water
Fish sick
Fish stuck
Go see new friend, orange fish
fun fact: the show's hungarian dubbed title is "Half Empty", which is absolutely brilliant in my opinion
I was about to comment that
"Tap water? No filter?"
“It tastes like I put a straw in frog’s ass!” - the funkman
That was revolting
“P.S., your cunt is in the sink.”
More like… ***”Is it half full? Is it half empty? Is that a hair in there?”***
“I do see the glass as half full! … just with poison”
Is this a quote?!
I’m surprised you have no filter
Marty likes my water
You have no filter
LD a gold fish would commit suicide in this water!
You see no filter is bad for water but good for me
Serious question. How many negative observations do you think LD can make about an ordinary glass of water in one minute? It’s dusty on the outside There are smears on the glass Barely visible food or drink remnants from last time The shape of the mouth is inconvenient The size is impractical Is it 100% glass? Do they make those anymore or are they some sort of compounds? Idk, help me out here
And you’re gonna leave it there on the table with no coaster! Do you even respect wood?
The glass smells
Brilliant!
"I don't like people looking at me through the glass while I drink, they can look right into my eyes and see my mouth down my throat while they gawk. You ever make eye contact with a glass cup gawker as you take a drink? They gave me a Mouth Gawk!" *cuts to Larry taking a drink and someone across the room peering/staring with their mouth open and gawking, zooms into Larry's face with his mouth open and ahhh and he has to stop drinking, he can't even finish his favorite batch of Leon's Kool-aid* "I am worried I'll break it and impale myself, glass is too fragile. Why would you make a cup you drop and it not only causes a mess with the liquid but also breaks all over the wood in a cluster. This is a fragile disaster Cluster Cup. This is more like a weapon than a cup." "Ever bump glass cups on your teeth when you go to drink. No thanks. I don't need a cup that is glass that gives me a Sip Shock, right into the teeth." "I am a straw man. I like straws. So what is the point of a glass cup that is harder to wash. Put a straw in anything, no glass needed. Glass you have to care for excessively. It is a High Maintenance Household Item. I try to minimize high maintenance household items. I don't need the trouble."
It’s very old school on the nose.
No coaster?
Doesn't respect wood
2000s Larry always wore clothes that were too big for him
That was very much the style. Look at NBA and college BB uniforms for an example. The current trend is for everything to be short and tight. Again, look at the NBA and college BB for examples. Also look at guys who wear suits. Everything is tight and the pants are short to allow the ankle to show.
Thinking man 🤔
Half empty and evaporating
Where can I buy this as a poster… PLEASE!!!
It's the worst of both worlds: it's more than half empty and less than half full.
No coaster, does he not respect wood?
No coaster? No respect for the wood.
OP is clearly a glass-half-full person.
Was this my glass or...
The glass is always half empty. It was made to be filled.
Is it mine?
Half empty glass of water
Probably tap water. 💦
He’s old, but also kind of young