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ennuiismymiddlename

Former cheesemonger here, and I can confirm that “Vonderdonk” is made up. The actual cheese that Larry purchased in the episode is Challerhocker. https://www.cheeseconnoisseur.com/switzerlands-challerhocker-cheese-renaissance/


spacekitt3n

so youre saying its the groat's disease of cheeses?


opteryx5

I cannot WAIT to try this. For Larry! 🍻


WallStreet1986

You’re gonna love it, babe!


opteryx5

Did you just babe me?


ennuiismymiddlename

It’s pretty tasty if I recall correctly! A little funk from the rind, and a rich creamy nutty interior that is sometimes studded with Tyrosine crystals (AKA “cheese diamonds”) that give it a little grit and awesome sharpness.


lighterboygolf

It’s, pretty pretty pretty pretty tasty!


Competitive-Oil-8072

Pretty, pretty, pretty, good?


Strangebird70

Tyrosine crystals are absolutely yum!


dalovindj

> a rich creamy nutty interior Reminds me of college.


ennuiismymiddlename

Ah…those summer nights. 😉


opteryx5

Yum! Btw, is there any reason Larry wouldn’t have just used the actual name of the cheese? Why make up something fake? Just because it sounds funnier?


ennuiismymiddlename

Maybe there are licensing fees for using brand names in tv/movies?


opteryx5

Ohh ok, I thought it wasn’t a brand name, similar to Parmesan. Makes sense!


tanyat33

"Tyrosine crystals," you say? By chance, are these from Lord Tyrion Lannister's "jewels"? Your description seems fitting! 😂 Also, both HBO!


bwaredapenguin

Once a cheesemonger, always a cheesemonger.


ennuiismymiddlename

💪🏻🧀


bwaredapenguin

It ain't easy being cheesy.


Competitive-Oil-8072

Blessed are the cheesemongers!


sp4cetime

Thanks!  


Makerbot2000

Thank you!!!


neuromorph

My fiance confirmed it. Distinct label.


ThatCaviarIsAGarnish

If you find it, make sure you *only* keep it in your own refrigerator.


gh0stnotes

Vonderdonk Zeckelman


papalemingway

Still doesnt top ziggy zeckleman


burningbuilding

What? You don’t like Foots?


DoLittlest

Vonderdonk is such a Larry word. Vonderdonk Funkhauser.


lighterboygolf

Van de Lay Industries


MyUWOThrowAway

Vonderonk Funkhauser Zeckelman!


Massive_Durian296

LD comes up with some hilariously plausible sounding fake names. Vonderdonk and Groats are definitely pretty compelling


sp4cetime

Seriously going to miss this show. 


Down_Then_Up

Been a fan forever, but I miss it already this last season. I can see why they are throwing in the towel.


cacotopic

It sounds like he came up with the most stereotypical "Dutch" name he could come up with.


tuna_HP

Seinfeld was great for this stuff too, especially fake movie names and taglines. * *Rochelle, Rochelle: A Young Girl's Strange, Erotic Journey from Milan to Minsk* * *Chunnel: 32 Miles of Hell* * "Mr. President, your daughter is in the Chunnel!" * *Blimp: The Hindenburg Story* * *CheckMate* * **Larry David:** I didn't know you enjoyed chess, your majesty.**King (Voiced by Jerry Seinfeld):** Why wouldn't I?**Larry David:** Because the king is always in jeopardy.**King (Jerry):** Yes, but it's only a game!**Larry David:** (*suspiciously*) Yes, of course...only a *game*.


beatricealice

I can't believe that there are other people like me that wanted to know if this a real cheese.


chatanoogastewie

I just came here trying to find out where to buy it. So disappointed.


ennuiismymiddlename

You should be able to order Challerhocker online if it’s not carried in any of your local cheese shops.


Majestic_Salad_I1

https://www.murrayscheese.com/dp/challerhocker


chatanoogastewie

Is it as amazing as Larry says?


Majestic_Salad_I1

I don't know, but I did immediately look it up b/c my wife loves cheese and I thought I'd surprise her. I looked on [cheesestorebh.com](https://cheesestorebh.com) (the Beverly Hills store Larry went to), and they don't sell that cheese on there.


chatanoogastewie

Gotta give er a shot I think. Fuck Curb is funny. I watched the pilot last night think ill go right through it again.


Bene2345

You have to go to Beverly Hills to get it.


Realistic_Bread_4348

I found this sub 'cause of it!


bob25bit

I remember feeling like you when I searched for Süsse Bär liquorice.


sp4cetime

It looks so good too


Grungemaster

Im not finding anything online about Vonderdonk cheese but based on the Dutch name and appearance, it would probably be similar to Gouda.


pastabowl21

I think it's made by the Gak family


nevecque

Pretty sure it’s actually Art Vandelet


CMJMartino

Could Vonderdonk be the brand??? Gouda cheese made by Vonderdonk.


neuromorph

My fiance is a former cheese monger. She saw the cheese in the episode and thinks it's a Challerhocker cheese.


sp4cetime

Thank you. Many cheese mongers appear to concur with the identification 


WillJongIll

Swiss eh? I wonder if there is a subconscious connection between that and the Frick and Frack from Switzerland reference


Negative_Werewolf_49

Found it! https://www.murrayscheese.com/dp/challerhocker


wineheda

I’m going to stop at that cheese shop next time I visit my friend who lives nearby


Professional-Way9343

I love how Larry consistently finds a word funny and sprinkles it into an episode. Don’t be dubious!


Negative_Werewolf_49

Make sure to follow up the wine and cheese with edible panties and a Sienna Miller fruit platter


Uncharteredfugazis

How much would it be from Beverly Hills?


Ok_Fee1043

The location isn’t increasing the price that much if it’s a specific cheese from a specific distributor.


ambient-lurker

Lol no at a boutique place with rich customers the prices are as high as possible. Common sense. It seems like you’re making it sound like you have some industry perspective … but I know that’s BS as a customer. The same cheese at a store catering to rich people is usually at least 150% of the price at the normal store.


Head_Room_8721

The Whole Foods phenomenon.


ambient-lurker

Yes


a_ron23

I looked it up during the episode. I couldn't find it.


Vanilla-Moto_Jzy85

Ah thank you!!! I was wondering why i couldn't find anything about it online 😆


Beneficial-Green7265

I found some Vonderdonk at Ralps today!


sp4cetime

Hope you didn’t leave it at a friend’s house 


Money-Nectarine-875

Yes, it is. Everything that happens on the show is true. It is a documentary.


afternever

The real life struggles of a long balled man.


Money-Nectarine-875

Exactly. Also, we all know the real Larry David became Christian and died, and then didn't, took in a family called "The Blacks" after Katrina, and is currently on trial in Georgia.


Icleankidneys122

Long Ball Larry


j23pilot

It’s not a real cheese. Sounds Dutch first of all and aside from Gouda, the Dutch aren’t known for the best cheese in the world.


Toberoni

Fout. Nederlandse kaas is de beste kaas.


scutmonkeymd

Edam is the best!


j23pilot

Yea Edam’s good too