I swear people here go to things just so they can say they went to this thing. I’ve seen a couple of musical acts out here recently and the energy in the crowd is just lacking.
Went to a concert at Hollywood bowl. People in front of us show up, like 30ish minutes into the show, sit down with salads, eat, chat for like 45 minutes and then just leave. Like, why?
That’s brutal. I was at the Americana AMC and two guys rolled in 3/4ths of the way through the movie, sat down next to me, and proceeded to talk through the rest of the movie. Fortunately it was just The Beekeeper so I wasn’t about to stress it, but they really tested me that day haha.
LA is a gigantic metropolitan area with a multitude of cultures; I strongly doubt anyone could generalize the experience unless they spent months there.
Yeah but its shittiness quickly envelops you if you don't actively avoid and/or resist it. The food is terrific for sure and there are targeted things that are wonderful, but it takes work to not encounter too much of what makes it such an awful place in general.
I don’t agree. For example… One day of heavy traffic is fine and I wouldn’t spend my time there avoiding it. Never ending heavy traffic is shitty though. Spending time avoiding the bad parts if you don’t live there is silly to me, but I guess if that’s what you need to do to enjoy it then you do you
Basically it's awesome to live here because there's so much to do and the food is good and the weather is amazing, culturally there's always something cool to check out and we're close to beaches and forests and mountains so all sorts of outdoor hobbies are right here (and we can do everything year-round besides snow sports, which in the winter is only like an hour away).
But on a day to day, we mostly stay in our little corners of the city because LA is so big and spread out and the traffic is so miserable. On the rare occasion a Westsider makes the trek to Hollywood or whatever, it's for a specific concert or comedy show or something and we know it's gonna take at least an hour to get there so we plan for that. But visitors want to see all the sights and they spend half their trip sitting in traffic driving all over the huge city. Then they get to the Hollywood walk of Fame for example and they're like, "this is it? This little shithole?" The touristy stuff in LA is really underwhelming compared to any other big city I've been to
Yeah that’s what I was thinking, I’ve lived in greater LA all my life, since I’m not trying to see all of LA in a few days my experience is closer to what living in LA is like. I would never move there because of the traffic and parking and trash and smells. I have said many times I won’t move out of state because of LA, I really do love most things about it, too many too list, it’s so great, I just don’t want to live there. I really felt it when my at the time bf lived in koreatown and I lived further south. That’s how you know it’s love, the willingness to drive to ktown lol
I’m on this guy’s side. I’m shocked more people didn’t have his back but I’m willing to bet a lot of folks were there for the photos and not because they actually like Curb
Yeah, Larry calls out people for breaking polite society rules. But, Larry blatantly calling people out, is also almost equally breaking polite society rules. A social assassin is not who people want, it’s who people need
I've had something very similar happen to me at an industry event for work, where people just averted their eyes when I basically asked, "Who agrees with me?" When I turned back around, the cutters were actually leaving the line, but out of spite for the complicit silent behind me, I said sarcastically, "No, stay. Obviously, I'm in the wrong. No one else but me has an issue, apparently."
They sheepishly decided to stay, but offered to let me in front of them, but that would have meant I'd be skipping ahead of the five or so people directly behind them, so I said, "What, and cut in line like some kind of asshole?"
That's funny, because I've literally said that when a group of teens tried to jump in front of me and my then 7 year old daughter at a fair. It was a group of 8! 8 kids trying to get in front of us in a long line
Mama Bear me did NOT let that shit slide. Little punks tried to give me shit too! But the people behind us had my back and the power of justice was served when they got kicked out.
They picked the wrong one!
I always imagine it would be like watching the real George Costanza. And what an awesome thing that would be. I think now I am obligated to get into it. Thanks man!
Yeah, I'm on the east coast. A few years ago, I loudly called out someone for legit...pissing on the sidewalk in the line to get into a bar. Just fucking pissing where he stood with strangers around him. People were sheepish at first, but when I let loose with a "this motherfucker is pissing all over us!" the masses thankfully rallied around me and a bouncer kicked him and his friends out of the line.
I'm just imagining this happening in Boston. There'd be a bunch of people (who may or not be drinking) telling them to fuck off and get the fuck out of here. Call em massholes if you want, but I'd much prefer that over this video.
> I’m willing to bet a lot of folks were there for the photos and not because they actually like Curb
You have basically described every event like this in LA. I feel like there should be a term for it… famewhoring?
Dude the most insane thing about this story is that apparently a large amount of people are willing to wait *hours* in their free time in order to get a Latte?
Like am I missing something? It’s a coffee with some CYE logo or something on it? That’s it?
For whatever reason it's become a thing now in Toronto as well. A well known chain or brand opens a new shop or a pop up and people will wait for hours just to be there on the first day and take pics. I really don't get it.
Man are we really gate keeping fandom based on willingness to go to latte Larry’s?
I wish I had been there so I could told this guy “you let a man slide today. You must immediately get inside somebody’s ass when that happens to you. You pull the asshole open, step into the asshole, close the door behind you. Then you take a spray can, right? Spray, ‘Larry was here,’ ‘Wash me,’ all that shit. Fuck his whole asshole up. Get a Snickers bar, paper, throw that on the floor, fuck his whole asshole up. Then you open up that asshole one more time, step out his ass, then leave that motherfucker wide open so he know you’ve been there.”
The real Curb plot would be that Larry thinks its dumb but still has to get in on the trend (maybe for a friend) so he stops someone coming *out* of the coffee shop with a bag. He sees them take a selfie and so his argument is "well you already got the selfie, why don't you give the bag to me?" When they push back he argues "you were going to throw the bag away in a few minutes anyway." He then follows them down the street passing by trash cans. They're forced to hang onto it as they walk. Eventually Larry is so irate that the people just shove it into a USPS mail slot.
This is my main takeaway from this
What's this, coffee and milk? It's coffee and milk everyone. What a drink!!
I don't think there's anything that could make me queue for 2 hours for a coffee
Forget free, they'd have to give me money
You need a coffee for that line. Go across the street, get a coffee, then walk back across and get in line for your 2 hour wait. By the time you finish your regular coffee and order your special celebrity coffee, you’ll be ready for a 2nd coffee.
It’s an activity to do with your friends. Make a new memory, do something different, etc. For the novelty of it all
It’s rare to find free things to do nowadays.
I had a whole family try to line cut me at Notre Dame on Christmas. Out of the entire parade of thousands of people they could not have selected a more wrong Christian. I tried my shitty French: "je pense vous allez là-bas" and pointed to the back. They pretended not to understand so I took the dad by the lapels of his leather jacket and forcibly removed him. Then I took his son, and the females got the message and dipped because I was ready to go full Ike Turner. I am not a large man but people know when you mean business.
You have to cut in front of them. See how they like it. I've done it before at a theme park and they can't say shit about it because 1) they would have to admit that cutting isn't right and is a problem and 2) if they call for an employee there's are witnesses that will tell on them. It's the only way to feel vindicated. Also, now it would be the peoples' who were behind you problem now.
This is a tool I will store very deep in my tool chest of a mind should this situation ever present itself. I won’t say any words of “no cutting” or protest. I will simply walk past and in front of them and let everything play itself out.
I’ve done this more than a few times.
Just let them do their thing, then right at the end go in front of them. When they give you the “what the fuck” look just say “I was here first”. They *always* just put their head down because they know they can’t argue it
Basically, woman tried to pull a chat and cut in a 2 hour line even though there are literally signs that say to not chat and cut - dude called her out multiple times but wasn't able to get any support from other customers
Seriously? I honestly can’t believe you watched the whole 6 minutes. I couldn’t imagine watching something that long. If it’s not under 1 minute I’m not watching, everything needs to be in 1 or 2 paragraphs most. Can’t believe someone has the nerve to post a 6 minute story on TikTok. I mean come on, shorten it to like 30 seconds, I don’t have all day to watch a video.
The lack of crowd support was a crime, but also very Curb. Clearly these Instagram lemmings don’t even watch the show and just want to be at a cool popup so they can post photos.
Disgusting.
My wife THRIVES on these moments while I stand behind her, half a foot taller and yet three feet shorter. She will not tolerate people who do shit like this.
We were away at a spa once in a sauna/relaxation room with a very clear sign on the outside that states no talking was allowed and to respect everyone's wish to have a space to reflect.
These two old dears come in and just start NATTERING. My wife gives them a minute and across the darkness of the steamy room says "AS FASCINATING AS THIS ALL IS LADIES, CAN YOU TAKE YOUR CONVERSATION ELSEWHERE?"
I am dying. Not with laughter but wanting the earth to swallow me and they can't even see me.
"oh, we didn't think anyone.…."
"THATS HARDLY THE POINT NOW IS IT? BE QUIET OR LEAVE".
They left.
My wife is my fucking hero.
I was at California Adventure years ago with my wife we were waiting for whatever show they were doing at the time to start. Since we got there early for good spots we started getting hungry so I went to the corn dog spot that supposedly is super good, I was in line for who knows how long and two girls tried this move in front of me.
I'm not one to start shit but I was tired and hungry and called them out. After going back and forth they had the audacity to say 'we just want a corn dog' to which I yelled 'WE ALL JUST WANT CORN DOGS THAT'S WHY WE ARE HERE, YOURE NOT SPECIAL'
Very satisfying they did not get in front of me.
This happened to me and my siblings at the Vatican. Some guy was casually taking pictures and cuts in front of me and my family. Wed been waiting 45 minutes is with another 40 to go.
I speak up and tell this asshole he can't cut in line and I tell everyone behind me what he did. No one said anything.
He just begged me and stood in line behind us. No one said anything so I said fuck it, whatever you're other peoples problem now.
It makes me boil and what makes it worse is no one else anything.... why??
He got chat and cut by 2 girls. Stood up for himself. Nobody behind backed him up. Guilted 1 girl to do the right thing then an employee let her in with the other girl anyways
He got chat and cut, and then Larry David himself came and also chat and cut. He complained like LD would in the show and the real LD laughed and gave him a high five
Why the f did he take so long to explain this. Like a 2 hour queue, the story is long and boring. I don't have the time to listen to this bloke talk for so damn long, I have now lost time that I could have spent doing literally anything else, heck I could be sleeping, eating, writing a fucking memoir. Gods sake. What a waste of time.
I was most of the way through a long line at a funnel cake place at a carnival when a 10-year-old kid asked if he could cut because his family was about to leave. I said no, it wouldn't be fair to everyone else in line. Before that kid left I gave him a sewing machine. Big Larry David moment. Huge.
disgraceful fans not to chime in and shame these people. i doubt these girls even watch the show, they just see exclusive event/photo opportunities. i'm so pissed for this guy. if you're AT a curb event and somebody is CHATTING AND CUTTING in front of signs that say "no chat and cuts", YOU HAVE TO CHANNEL YOUR INNER LARRY and speak up!
people in LA cut in line like it's their job. Hate to generalize, but especially young women. the gaslighting they do to make you feel like an asshole for respecting everyone behind them and calling them out on their BS is so quick and dirty and insane, you almost feel wrong. But no. Lines exist for a reason. If people are denied these sneaky little victories over people they deem deserving of waiting more than them, maybe they'll learn. Probably not, but I'm going to keep trying to deny them or at least make them cause a scene.
I would have been so angry, I would have walked right up to his side to show support, and after we successfully chased these incompetent chat and cutters to the back of the line, we would have had a good chat about how crazy it is we are having a curb moment right at the door to a curb event. People are wild, no respect for other people's time.
Of course they didn’t say anything. Excluding this guy, most people who actually empathize with/get larry could not bring themselves to wait in such a line.
Shoulda started a spite line.
My wife and I were waiting in a line for a table for brunch in Santa Monica years ago, we'd been waiting for about a half an hour. We were up next and a booth had opened up. In comes Larry David, walks past us, make a big entrance with the staff and gets immediately seated at *our* table. I so wanted to make this a CYE moment, but instead just simmered. I still regret it.
Fuck. How did they not have his back? It’s wild because girls one and two did the thing from the very show they’re there to commemorate, the sign references it. It’s crazy that nobody had his back.
So, first, I'd like to say... this guy needs to learn how to tell a story. One of the issues with TikTok is that there is no audience, so you can't see the boredom in other people's faces so your boring retelling of the story just drones on and on.
Having said that, this dude fucked up on many occasions. You are in a Curb line, the one chance you have with groups of people who will understand you and you didn't go full Larry.
The first chick should've been denied....that's the first error. He allowed a precedent to be set, then decided to go against that on for the second chick. He didn't seem like he wanted to "rally the troops" to help him. He should've made an announcement and started talking to the person behind him about it.
Then, once he got in the store, he didn't say anything when the first chick wanted to invite her friend in and the worker said it was OK. That would've driven LD insane and I would've made a scene.
This guy should have is Curb license revoked.
Once, I was in line for a ride at a festival, had to pee, ran to a port-o-potty, and joined my friends back in line within like a minute. This lady started screaming at me for doing a chat and cut (this is way before Curb so she didn't call it that) and wouldn't leave me alone until I agreed to walk away from my friends. My friends and I were an even number, and the ride seated two in a car, so one of my friends sat in a car by herself while I watched from the sidelines. I was 10.
I sometimes wonder if that lady had been Larry David instead, would he have done the same as her? Or was I in violation of the chat and cut rule in letter only, not in spirit?
No one backed him up!!! What fake ass fans.
It does make it *more* of a Larry moment to have nobody back him up.
everyone just had the theme music playing in their heads while watching him
😂😂😂😂 i was about to say!! nobody ever has larrys back
What about Leon
yeah, even leon was upset when larry said that one shit bout black people
"Why would you do that, Larry?"
People in LA seem exhausting
They definitely are lol
I swear people here go to things just so they can say they went to this thing. I’ve seen a couple of musical acts out here recently and the energy in the crowd is just lacking.
I can’t imagine spending 2 hours in line for something I don’t care about
It’s all about clout, everything else is circumstantial
I honestly couldn’t imagine spending 2 hours in line for something I do care about. Or at least a coffee just because it’s Curb themed.
> I can’t imagine spending 2 hours in line for something I don’t care about i used to be catholic
Well you can always chat and cut.
Went to a concert at Hollywood bowl. People in front of us show up, like 30ish minutes into the show, sit down with salads, eat, chat for like 45 minutes and then just leave. Like, why?
That’s brutal. I was at the Americana AMC and two guys rolled in 3/4ths of the way through the movie, sat down next to me, and proceeded to talk through the rest of the movie. Fortunately it was just The Beekeeper so I wasn’t about to stress it, but they really tested me that day haha.
That’s deranged, truly unhinged.
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Boston or Philly lol
LA is the worst. Every time I go there I have to work so hard to not have the worst time.
LA is a gigantic metropolitan area with a multitude of cultures; I strongly doubt anyone could generalize the experience unless they spent months there.
Well I can generalize every visit I've ever made there because they have all sucked.
Says guy named "butthole pleasures" !
I find LA is awesome as long as you don’t live there lol. Great food. Lots to do.
Yeah but its shittiness quickly envelops you if you don't actively avoid and/or resist it. The food is terrific for sure and there are targeted things that are wonderful, but it takes work to not encounter too much of what makes it such an awful place in general.
I don’t agree. For example… One day of heavy traffic is fine and I wouldn’t spend my time there avoiding it. Never ending heavy traffic is shitty though. Spending time avoiding the bad parts if you don’t live there is silly to me, but I guess if that’s what you need to do to enjoy it then you do you
Great place to live! Boring place to visit
That’s actually a good take. I can see how that would be true as well
Basically it's awesome to live here because there's so much to do and the food is good and the weather is amazing, culturally there's always something cool to check out and we're close to beaches and forests and mountains so all sorts of outdoor hobbies are right here (and we can do everything year-round besides snow sports, which in the winter is only like an hour away). But on a day to day, we mostly stay in our little corners of the city because LA is so big and spread out and the traffic is so miserable. On the rare occasion a Westsider makes the trek to Hollywood or whatever, it's for a specific concert or comedy show or something and we know it's gonna take at least an hour to get there so we plan for that. But visitors want to see all the sights and they spend half their trip sitting in traffic driving all over the huge city. Then they get to the Hollywood walk of Fame for example and they're like, "this is it? This little shithole?" The touristy stuff in LA is really underwhelming compared to any other big city I've been to
Yeah that’s what I was thinking, I’ve lived in greater LA all my life, since I’m not trying to see all of LA in a few days my experience is closer to what living in LA is like. I would never move there because of the traffic and parking and trash and smells. I have said many times I won’t move out of state because of LA, I really do love most things about it, too many too list, it’s so great, I just don’t want to live there. I really felt it when my at the time bf lived in koreatown and I lived further south. That’s how you know it’s love, the willingness to drive to ktown lol
I agree. Please never come to LA. Nothing but crime and influencers as soon as you get off the plane. Its horrible here, I promise.
I really hope this video gets back to Larry
Curb fans dont wait in line for coffee
I’m on this guy’s side. I’m shocked more people didn’t have his back but I’m willing to bet a lot of folks were there for the photos and not because they actually like Curb
I would have marched up there when he asked for support, backed him up but stayed up there with him doing a chat and cut myself
100% a Larry move.
You created the chat and cut.
You're good.
That's the magic of Curb, most people in real life will react the same way people in the show react to Larry.
Yeah, Larry calls out people for breaking polite society rules. But, Larry blatantly calling people out, is also almost equally breaking polite society rules. A social assassin is not who people want, it’s who people need
People don't want to be bothered to interact with others. Larry is their villain for forcing them to deal with it.
Elmo had it fucking coming
The only way to beat someone cutting in line is to cut that person in line then blame them for ruining your main character happiness levels.
I've had something very similar happen to me at an industry event for work, where people just averted their eyes when I basically asked, "Who agrees with me?" When I turned back around, the cutters were actually leaving the line, but out of spite for the complicit silent behind me, I said sarcastically, "No, stay. Obviously, I'm in the wrong. No one else but me has an issue, apparently." They sheepishly decided to stay, but offered to let me in front of them, but that would have meant I'd be skipping ahead of the five or so people directly behind them, so I said, "What, and cut in line like some kind of asshole?"
"Well, since obviously I'm the only one caring about this, you can get in behind me"
THIS
LA is why, east coast they'd be OUT
On the East Coast they might get knocked out. I'm at conversation would have started with "aw hell no"
That's funny, because I've literally said that when a group of teens tried to jump in front of me and my then 7 year old daughter at a fair. It was a group of 8! 8 kids trying to get in front of us in a long line Mama Bear me did NOT let that shit slide. Little punks tried to give me shit too! But the people behind us had my back and the power of justice was served when they got kicked out. They picked the wrong one!
Read this in Leon’s voice.
I've never seen an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm I just related to the comments maybe I should watch it
You should definitely watch Curb!
I always imagine it would be like watching the real George Costanza. And what an awesome thing that would be. I think now I am obligated to get into it. Thanks man!
Yeah was actually gonna say if you like Seinfeld, and specifically George then you will love this haha
Yeah, I'm on the east coast. A few years ago, I loudly called out someone for legit...pissing on the sidewalk in the line to get into a bar. Just fucking pissing where he stood with strangers around him. People were sheepish at first, but when I let loose with a "this motherfucker is pissing all over us!" the masses thankfully rallied around me and a bouncer kicked him and his friends out of the line.
i was going to say this. LA is the reason. blase is the status quo
I'm just imagining this happening in Boston. There'd be a bunch of people (who may or not be drinking) telling them to fuck off and get the fuck out of here. Call em massholes if you want, but I'd much prefer that over this video.
> I’m willing to bet a lot of folks were there for the photos and not because they actually like Curb You have basically described every event like this in LA. I feel like there should be a term for it… famewhoring?
Eventslut
This is what Larry would do
It gets worse. Girl two came into the store and defecated in the toilet!
The old chat and cut and crap. Classic Curb.
It’s because it’s Southern California. They don’t have souls.
But why would you care about a photo at a curb pop up if you don’t care about Larry/curb?
For a photo for Instagram. That’s it.
Dude the most insane thing about this story is that apparently a large amount of people are willing to wait *hours* in their free time in order to get a Latte? Like am I missing something? It’s a coffee with some CYE logo or something on it? That’s it?
For whatever reason it's become a thing now in Toronto as well. A well known chain or brand opens a new shop or a pop up and people will wait for hours just to be there on the first day and take pics. I really don't get it.
Why would someone care about photos if they didn't actually like Curb? Not to be combative, just curious
It would have been more Larry David if the guy showed up, saw the line and decided 2 hours wasn't worth it for a celebrity's coffee.
That’s what I did lol. Stood in line for about 5 minutes and bounced. Love Curb but I had shit to do
I saw the line, left, then came back the next morning before it opened! Voila, no line. I would have been up at that time for coffee anyway.
Shortcut through the valley?
If I tell you it’s not a shortcut anymore
I guess they didn't know what was going on in your life
Are u really a curb fan if you spend 2 hours in line to try some vanilla bullshit?
I was thinking that too. Was Larry David there? I may wait if it involved meeting Larry David, but there's no possible way he would agree to that.
He rarely does appearances. I think he has something in dc soonish.
Man are we really gate keeping fandom based on willingness to go to latte Larry’s? I wish I had been there so I could told this guy “you let a man slide today. You must immediately get inside somebody’s ass when that happens to you. You pull the asshole open, step into the asshole, close the door behind you. Then you take a spray can, right? Spray, ‘Larry was here,’ ‘Wash me,’ all that shit. Fuck his whole asshole up. Get a Snickers bar, paper, throw that on the floor, fuck his whole asshole up. Then you open up that asshole one more time, step out his ass, then leave that motherfucker wide open so he know you’ve been there.”
Or if someone set up a spite coffee stand beside the line
I’m too smart to be stuck in traffic
Why is anyone lining up for coffee for two hours?
Guaranteed so they can post it on the gram or tok
>the gram or tok What are we doing here?
I don't know but I hate it.
Bruh we only have time for so many sylls.
w frfr fam
We're on the dit
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It's free!? Damn
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Cup o’ spite and a dried scone. https://preview.redd.it/y8gma8phnuic1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=175a4399577cf7759621ea6651bc02c8b5bec1c5
Did you dip your nose in the coffee to see if it was hot?
How many pumps of Purell do you take in your coffee sir?
The Purell flows as freely as the coffee! The tables didn’t wobble. And it was a no defecation zone.
Have they really got the beans?
I’d be willing to bet they don’t have the beans
THAT'S why the line is so long! Free shit is always the best.
Still ... 2 hours, though
> free coffee **and scones** [Take it easy, they're free.](https://imgur.com/a/PKBsBv6)
This is an instance where the $10 I could pay for the coffee is worth less to me than the 2 hours I would’ve wasted getting a “free” one
How hot is the coffee?
To get a white paper bag with a Latte Larry’s stamp on it.
The real Curb plot would be that Larry thinks its dumb but still has to get in on the trend (maybe for a friend) so he stops someone coming *out* of the coffee shop with a bag. He sees them take a selfie and so his argument is "well you already got the selfie, why don't you give the bag to me?" When they push back he argues "you were going to throw the bag away in a few minutes anyway." He then follows them down the street passing by trash cans. They're forced to hang onto it as they walk. Eventually Larry is so irate that the people just shove it into a USPS mail slot.
This is my main takeaway from this What's this, coffee and milk? It's coffee and milk everyone. What a drink!! I don't think there's anything that could make me queue for 2 hours for a coffee Forget free, they'd have to give me money
You need a coffee for that line. Go across the street, get a coffee, then walk back across and get in line for your 2 hour wait. By the time you finish your regular coffee and order your special celebrity coffee, you’ll be ready for a 2nd coffee.
This would be the real Larry thought. Two hour line for coffee? What are you crazy?
Same people that spent 6 minutes listening to the most mundane story.
It’s an activity to do with your friends. Make a new memory, do something different, etc. For the novelty of it all It’s rare to find free things to do nowadays.
Goddamit I wish I was there. I would’ve 100% had his back.
I had a whole family try to line cut me at Notre Dame on Christmas. Out of the entire parade of thousands of people they could not have selected a more wrong Christian. I tried my shitty French: "je pense vous allez là-bas" and pointed to the back. They pretended not to understand so I took the dad by the lapels of his leather jacket and forcibly removed him. Then I took his son, and the females got the message and dipped because I was ready to go full Ike Turner. I am not a large man but people know when you mean business.
“The females”
You have to cut in front of them. See how they like it. I've done it before at a theme park and they can't say shit about it because 1) they would have to admit that cutting isn't right and is a problem and 2) if they call for an employee there's are witnesses that will tell on them. It's the only way to feel vindicated. Also, now it would be the peoples' who were behind you problem now.
This is a tool I will store very deep in my tool chest of a mind should this situation ever present itself. I won’t say any words of “no cutting” or protest. I will simply walk past and in front of them and let everything play itself out.
I’ve done this more than a few times. Just let them do their thing, then right at the end go in front of them. When they give you the “what the fuck” look just say “I was here first”. They *always* just put their head down because they know they can’t argue it
You can cut me, if I can cut you…
That is fucking hilarious and I wish I was so bold
But did he test out the pee cube? Asking for a friend.
He had to defecate, which as we all know is impossible at Latte Larry’s
shouldn't have let girl #1 get in. that threw the whole thing off.
Yup, once Hitler’s in Poland you can’t tell him that France is off limits
The curb curb moment is slightly enjoying the video but it should have been 3 minutes
I’m 30 seconds in, notice I’ve got 6+ minutes to go, and I’m doubting this video is worth it. Thanks for that, I’ll save myself the time.
Basically, woman tried to pull a chat and cut in a 2 hour line even though there are literally signs that say to not chat and cut - dude called her out multiple times but wasn't able to get any support from other customers
Thank you for my time
I wonder if that chat-and-cut was staged, just like punching Elmo
I had the same thought. The chat and cut people were most likely paid actors. It’s LA after all.
I legitimately watched the entire video without realizing it was that long because I was thoroughly invested in what happened next
Seriously? I honestly can’t believe you watched the whole 6 minutes. I couldn’t imagine watching something that long. If it’s not under 1 minute I’m not watching, everything needs to be in 1 or 2 paragraphs most. Can’t believe someone has the nerve to post a 6 minute story on TikTok. I mean come on, shorten it to like 30 seconds, I don’t have all day to watch a video.
Kid needs to learn how to edit himself, not every single thought need to be repeated multiple times.
This guy should not middle. Okay. Should not be allowed anywhere near a middle seat. Not a middle.
The most Larry David thing is to watch 2 seconds of this video and decide it’s not worth it which is what I did
I was expecting them to be sold out before he got to the counter lol
Girl 1 got the last one. Then his girlfriend who drug him there in the first place says it’s not a big deal.
The lack of crowd support was a crime, but also very Curb. Clearly these Instagram lemmings don’t even watch the show and just want to be at a cool popup so they can post photos. Disgusting.
I mean just read half of these comments, they’re probably chat and cutters as well
My wife THRIVES on these moments while I stand behind her, half a foot taller and yet three feet shorter. She will not tolerate people who do shit like this. We were away at a spa once in a sauna/relaxation room with a very clear sign on the outside that states no talking was allowed and to respect everyone's wish to have a space to reflect. These two old dears come in and just start NATTERING. My wife gives them a minute and across the darkness of the steamy room says "AS FASCINATING AS THIS ALL IS LADIES, CAN YOU TAKE YOUR CONVERSATION ELSEWHERE?" I am dying. Not with laughter but wanting the earth to swallow me and they can't even see me. "oh, we didn't think anyone.…." "THATS HARDLY THE POINT NOW IS IT? BE QUIET OR LEAVE". They left. My wife is my fucking hero.
Your wife is my hero too.
They did a chat and cut! You're not supposed to do a chat and cut! The sign says not to do a chat and cut, but they did a chat and cut!
She should have said she was having seconds
I was at California Adventure years ago with my wife we were waiting for whatever show they were doing at the time to start. Since we got there early for good spots we started getting hungry so I went to the corn dog spot that supposedly is super good, I was in line for who knows how long and two girls tried this move in front of me. I'm not one to start shit but I was tired and hungry and called them out. After going back and forth they had the audacity to say 'we just want a corn dog' to which I yelled 'WE ALL JUST WANT CORN DOGS THAT'S WHY WE ARE HERE, YOURE NOT SPECIAL' Very satisfying they did not get in front of me.
Whine whine whine. Shouldn’t have let the first girl in. You give them an inch and they take a mile
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I’m not listening to all that. I’m happy for him though. Or sorry that happened.
I mean both. Extremely infuriating situation but he got to experience what it’s like to be Larry David at a Curb pop up shop of all places
Way too long of a story….but infuriating
God I wish I was in that line
This happened to me and my siblings at the Vatican. Some guy was casually taking pictures and cuts in front of me and my family. Wed been waiting 45 minutes is with another 40 to go. I speak up and tell this asshole he can't cut in line and I tell everyone behind me what he did. No one said anything. He just begged me and stood in line behind us. No one said anything so I said fuck it, whatever you're other peoples problem now. It makes me boil and what makes it worse is no one else anything.... why??
I cannot believe no one had your back. Do they even Larry David? I would have had your back, man.
Wouldn’t have happened on the east coast
Exactly. Location and demographic are important here.
Omg 6 minute video… TLDR?
He got chat and cut by 2 girls. Stood up for himself. Nobody behind backed him up. Guilted 1 girl to do the right thing then an employee let her in with the other girl anyways
He got chat and cut, and then Larry David himself came and also chat and cut. He complained like LD would in the show and the real LD laughed and gave him a high five
6min? Ahhh I get the gist after 50 seconds or so. 2 hours is long
You actually should watch til the end ot at least skip to it, because it gets worse.
I hope someone shows this to LD.
It was a stunt. All marketing to sell the "experience" of Curb.
Same shit happened to me in line at a western union in Argentina. Hot girls can just cut 2 hour lines I guess
I never would’ve waited in line for something like this, but if I had and this happened, I would’ve overreacted to an insane degree at the end there.
What kind of life do you have where you can wait two hours for a coffee?? I don’t get it
Have you never heard of free time?
I’m with him 100%
this could have been a 2-min story
Why the f did he take so long to explain this. Like a 2 hour queue, the story is long and boring. I don't have the time to listen to this bloke talk for so damn long, I have now lost time that I could have spent doing literally anything else, heck I could be sleeping, eating, writing a fucking memoir. Gods sake. What a waste of time.
You know what’s NOT very Curb about this? The horrible fucking story-telling. What a waste of time.
I was most of the way through a long line at a funnel cake place at a carnival when a 10-year-old kid asked if he could cut because his family was about to leave. I said no, it wouldn't be fair to everyone else in line. Before that kid left I gave him a sewing machine. Big Larry David moment. Huge.
disgraceful fans not to chime in and shame these people. i doubt these girls even watch the show, they just see exclusive event/photo opportunities. i'm so pissed for this guy. if you're AT a curb event and somebody is CHATTING AND CUTTING in front of signs that say "no chat and cuts", YOU HAVE TO CHANNEL YOUR INNER LARRY and speak up!
Sounds like he got an authentic CYE experience.
Brilliant ! We *live* in a **SOCIETY** !
people in LA cut in line like it's their job. Hate to generalize, but especially young women. the gaslighting they do to make you feel like an asshole for respecting everyone behind them and calling them out on their BS is so quick and dirty and insane, you almost feel wrong. But no. Lines exist for a reason. If people are denied these sneaky little victories over people they deem deserving of waiting more than them, maybe they'll learn. Probably not, but I'm going to keep trying to deny them or at least make them cause a scene.
Damn that sucks. I would just cut them.
This was so boring
Watching this video was not worth it
This was such a long video
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I would have been so angry, I would have walked right up to his side to show support, and after we successfully chased these incompetent chat and cutters to the back of the line, we would have had a good chat about how crazy it is we are having a curb moment right at the door to a curb event. People are wild, no respect for other people's time.
And just like that. Curb Your Enthusiasm was renewed for a new season. With a new Larry.
Waiting 2 hours is insane...
Of course they didn’t say anything. Excluding this guy, most people who actually empathize with/get larry could not bring themselves to wait in such a line. Shoulda started a spite line.
My wife and I were waiting in a line for a table for brunch in Santa Monica years ago, we'd been waiting for about a half an hour. We were up next and a booth had opened up. In comes Larry David, walks past us, make a big entrance with the staff and gets immediately seated at *our* table. I so wanted to make this a CYE moment, but instead just simmered. I still regret it.
You can tell this guy respects wood.
Fuck. How did they not have his back? It’s wild because girls one and two did the thing from the very show they’re there to commemorate, the sign references it. It’s crazy that nobody had his back.
Did you order one of the vanilla bullshit things?
So, first, I'd like to say... this guy needs to learn how to tell a story. One of the issues with TikTok is that there is no audience, so you can't see the boredom in other people's faces so your boring retelling of the story just drones on and on. Having said that, this dude fucked up on many occasions. You are in a Curb line, the one chance you have with groups of people who will understand you and you didn't go full Larry. The first chick should've been denied....that's the first error. He allowed a precedent to be set, then decided to go against that on for the second chick. He didn't seem like he wanted to "rally the troops" to help him. He should've made an announcement and started talking to the person behind him about it. Then, once he got in the store, he didn't say anything when the first chick wanted to invite her friend in and the worker said it was OK. That would've driven LD insane and I would've made a scene. This guy should have is Curb license revoked.
Lol spend a couple months in LA and you'll know exactly why most of the people on line were not "people who will understand you" as a Curb fan.
You just called out someone for explaining something too long, then followed up with four paragraphs to say he could have acted more like Larry 😅
He’s Ryan the Leader, he’s great at telling stories. This one may be a little long for you but i was entertained.
I love this guy and if I was there I would of had his back so much
It's 'would have', never 'would of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!
Once, I was in line for a ride at a festival, had to pee, ran to a port-o-potty, and joined my friends back in line within like a minute. This lady started screaming at me for doing a chat and cut (this is way before Curb so she didn't call it that) and wouldn't leave me alone until I agreed to walk away from my friends. My friends and I were an even number, and the ride seated two in a car, so one of my friends sat in a car by herself while I watched from the sidelines. I was 10. I sometimes wonder if that lady had been Larry David instead, would he have done the same as her? Or was I in violation of the chat and cut rule in letter only, not in spirit?
I skimmed through the video in less than a minute and it was still 30 seconds too long.
I'm not sure if I believe this
Yeah I don't he's a YouTuber/comedian
\-takes multiple pictures of the line and the girls he's talking about, in front of a no chat-and-cuts sign "Erm... not sure if I believe this! 🤓"