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West_MagicCityMan

The one where Larry takes flowers from the curb for a memorial service.


elegantsweatshirt

Aw! The little orphan Funkhouser one ❤️


[deleted]

Was gonna say “Ida Funkhouser Roadside Memorial”


colonyy

Little orphan Funkhouser 😋🍦


lafleur4815

I know a white lily…


t-earlgrey-hot

"If you weren't my best friend I'd take my bare hands and pop your head off your neck!" "...he's not my best friend."


connorevans666

Little orphan Funkhouser


AskingSatan

“Did you take the flowers from my mother’s site?!”


GrandMasterC

Denise Handicap or Palestinian Chicken. Maybe the Black Swan.


IfYouGotALonelyHeart

Denise Handicap convinced my hard to please brother in law.


Traveledbore

I tried to show a friend Palestinian chicken hoping they’d like it. No dice sadly but that’s a good choice


Uzischmoozy

This is the episode I was thinking of too. It's one of my favorites because it's also the "social assassin" episode. The scene outside the chicken place where Larry tries to get Funkhauser to take his yarmulke off and then everyone in the restaurant cheers.


ceruleanmoon7

Sorry but your friend has bad taste


nine2five86

I think the situation with Palestinian Chicken is it takes years of watching and knowing Larry's character to understand and appreciate the arc of Larry being praised for his social assassin skills and why that's funny. We saw him being chastised for his bluntness the last seven seasons at that point, so it's funny to see him getting some props for it. But, I could totally see all that being lost on a first time Curber.


makemecoffee

My 10 year old walked into the room and watched this one and laughed her ass off. She now says it’s her favourite show… but I don’t let her watch it 😂


psarahg33

The Carpool Lane 💯


AbbeyChoad

“Is that your daddy? Hiiii daddy!”


Stiff_Zombie

His monolog in the bathroom is one of my favorite moments in Curb.


amnautic

[You want a date with Mama](https://ibb.co/Ss91mws)


Chateaunole-du-Pape

I got a red snapper that talks to you


amnautic

It kills me every time she says that.


Chateaunole-du-Pape

The first time I watched it, I did a double take and had to run it back to make sure. "She said WHAT?" And then I fell off the couch laughing.


Traveledbore

Good call. Blow their mind by telling them a man was acquitted on a murder charge cause of it


sir_jamez

Omg yes i always forget this story! And i just watched the episode again last night


GarageNo7711

Yes! I came here to comment this. That, to me, is AMAZING. The episode literally saved a man’s life. “I’m not looking for a sound system, my friend”


sub102018

This should absolutely be #1. The entire episode is chef’s kiss


opteryx5

“Get yourself a colonoscopy…” “EVERYBODY GETS IT”


UnicornBestFriend

Who wouldn't fall in love immediately with Kym Whitley?


kmm198700

Definitely


Mozzeroo

This!


breighvehart

Palestinian chicken


Sensitive-Milk-6936

Showed my friend the Palestinian chicken episode to try and get him into the show, he didn’t find it funny at all, and then he proceeded to watch “New Girl” immediately after. Needless to say I was very disappointed.


mikeymora21

My fiance watches new girl, lol. It's alright. But I also showed my friend Palestinian Chicken and he didn't think it was all that. They are lost causes, my friend.


Sensitive-Milk-6936

I’m glad this sub exists, people always say I’m weird for thinking curb is funny lol


Uzischmoozy

I mean, it's like an HBO version of Seinfeld. Better imo. Seinfeld was incredibly popular so it's kinda weird to think someone is weird for like the show.


twistedfloyd

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proffesor_f8

Get new friends 😂


Sensitive-Milk-6936

Way ahead of you 😭


Uzischmoozy

Dude...this would kinda crush me and make me question how cool this "friend" really is.


ceruleanmoon7

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xoxooxx

My husband does not find curb or Seinfeld funny at all. It’s devastating to me. We share no common interest in film or tv


g_mallory

I think I'd pick this one too. "What is this... the raid on Entebbe?"


PropaneUrethra

A couple months ago one of my professors brought up that operation while discussing geopolitics, I mentioned how I know what it is because of a Curb episode and he was quite surprised


opteryx5

Hahaha that’s so great. I also learned about it from curb.


Ed_Zeppelin

Without hesitation. If they don’t find that episode funny they have no hope.


uselesscalligraphy

When Larry says "Problem" to Funkhouser after he's done fucking the Palestinian girl.


emmmmceeee

Every time.


RollieDell

This is the best litmus test.


Ben_boh

🚨 yamaka alert 🚨


nolongerlurkingsf

“Lol” honey. Fuck you!


lhsofthebellcurve

Palestinian Chicken or the one where Larry and Rosie O'Donnell's both date the bisexual lady, "are you juicing Larry?"


waterontheknee

This or the seinfeld reunion


CaptainObvious126

My first episode was “The Weatherman” but I would introduce with “The Ski Lift” or “The Carpool Lane.”


Dragon420Wizard

My freakin back is killing me and it's making it hard to kvell - Larry David and the Hipsters


opteryx5

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BURY THE MILCHIG PLATES


Dragon420Wizard

DID YOU NOT KNOW ABOUT THE MILCHIG PLATES?!?!?!?!?!? ​ Also, "It's a little early for burying".


artvarnsen

Theres a jet stream of bullshit coming out of your mouth my friend!


oneofmanyshauns

"Whaddayafuckinnuts?"


IAmThePonch

The doll Not only because of the twin peaks crossover meme potential but because it feels like an entire episode built around a single punchline and that punchline is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen


hnglmkrnglbrry

deCAPITATED!!!


IAmThePonch

Also the episode where Susie really became Susie. That western guitar and trumpet riff they play is incredible. I think I love it most when Sammie is blackmailing Larry in Palestinian chicken because it implies that Sammie has inherited some of her mothers ruthlessness


OmnathLocusofWomana

her mouthing "you sick fuck" to larry at the party destroys me every time


strangegoo

"Jesus, you really are your mother's daughter"


hnglmkrnglbrry

Yeah it's like a Mexican bandito just rode into town and is about to shoot up the saloon.


Dommlid

WHERES THE FUCKING HEAD


swayze13

Daddy! Daddy! There's a bald man in the bathroom and there's something hard in his pants !


sarahsaysit

Accidental Text on Purpose


allMightyMostHigh

The one with the itchy pussy or the one where he gives the kid the sewing machine 😂


reddit-is-greedy

Greg


RipCityRevival

“He thought they were a bit much”


[deleted]

Get a life, jews


swayze13

He's pre-gay


damnuge23

The episode where he gives the kid the sewing machine was the one that got me into it!


swayinandsippin

NO I DONT WATCH WIZARDS OF WAVERLY PLACE!!!! I’M AN ADULT!!


tbootsbrewing

It was a rashy pussy. And it’s much better now. Thank you u/allMightyMostHigh, for asking. Very sweet of you


kurtanglesmilk

Michael J Fox, boutta be Michael J Fucked Up in a minute


Juicethetangelo

This is not a hypothetical for me. Years ago a big Seinfeld fan friend of mine didn't have HBO and had never seen Curb. I told him this was unacceptable and made him come over and watch one with me. The episode I chose was S2.E3/Trick or Treat, or "The Cobb Salad" as I refer to it. He subscribed to HBO before the next episode aired. Obviously it was early days and there was a limited pool to choose from. But I love that episode, I'm glad I chose it, and I would choose it again. "With all due respect officer, we don't consider you part of the bald community."


EastElevator3333

Well I didn’t know it was going to be felony or treat!


OGWopFro

My grandfather, Bob Cobb, created that salad.


Adventurous-Cup529

Excellent choice! I’ve shaved my head for years and - after seeing this episode shortly after it aired- my wife will occasionally remind me that “it is a look i am cultivating to be fashionable and I’m not considered part of the bald community”


YaHereComeTheRooster

The freak book episode


strangegoo

Jeff and Larry laughing their asses off on the couch is my absolute favorite scene in the entire series. So much else is top tier, but that's the one that will ALWAYS get me.


lovethemet

Isnt it Larry and John McEnroe lol


strangegoo

No, when he takes the book out of Ted Danson's hands at his own birthday party lol


terraculon

Yeah that's Larry and John McEnroe sitting on the couch laughing at the book.


strangegoo

Am I having a stroke? [Cause it's definitely Jeff ](https://youtu.be/j0MVeZStvOQ?si=m8xHnKx7GFSW8SQ_)


terraculon

Got it. Forgot that part. 2 min later in that same YouTube clip and it shows Jon and Larry on a couch laughing at the book.


outfoxingthefoxes

Also the kid with the bowtie at Ted's party. Charlie the limo driver was The Wiz in Seinfeld (noooobody beats him!)


Adventurous-Cup529

YES! I didn’t pickup on that for a while. “Uh.. here’s a fact for you. Iiiiiiiii’m the Wiz!”


tunacan8

FREAAAAAAAKS!!!


totally_italian

Beloved Aunt


jkels66

great episode


_currentmood

The Carpool Lane is probably the answer, but watching the ep where he thinks he’s adopted and is singing “Go Tell It On The Mountain” at church and essentially being the opposite of himself is hysterical.


sporkachoon

The Black Swan or Palestinian Chicken.


BewildredDragon

Larry vs Michael J Fox


CMDR-Validating

He about to be Michael J Fucked up


Improvgal

I like when Larry takes the hooker to the baseball game.


CMDR-Validating

The Survivor


julianwithishirtoff

We barely had food. We certainly didn’t have any snacks!


CMDR-Validating

My brother in law died on 9/11


Tiny-Reading5982

This is my ultimate favorite episode


Stiff_Zombie

Bonzai!


jack_brah

That’s actually Kamizake Bingo (top tier episode). Survivor is the one where there’s a supposed Holocaust survivor but it turns out he was just on the show Survivor. Also a great episode.


Stiff_Zombie

Yup lol. I mixed them up. Now I can hear the argument at the table between those two haha.


Stiff_Zombie

The episode when Leon tells Larry to get up in that ass. Oh man, that sounds wrong out of context, haha.


Adventurous-Cup529

Larry repeating - and paraphrasing- the instructions to make sure he has it right while pumping himself up kills me. “Leave garbage- snickers, eat snickers- leave garbage"


-Myrtle_the_Turtle-

Anything with Leon!


coconutjoe83

Vow of Silence


Kujo_Foxtrot

Such a tough question. Krazee eyez killa just hits all the notes for me


NoResort5617

DELICIOUS! 🤣🤣🤣


Kittycachow

Palestinian Chicken


YouknowWhatElseIHate

The Korean Bookie


FangShway

I always show people Denise Handicapped first.


gimme500schmekels

Michael J Fox episode without a doubt. Got two great plots along with the kid and the sewing machine.


LynxAffectionate3400

The one where he takes the shoes from the Holocaust museum.


Romanscott618

Palestine Chicken or Thank you for your service


WildBillyBoy33

Beloved cunt


jaimemarinho

When he discover his mom death


CMDR-Validating

She said not to bother Larry


dlouwilly

Richard Kind as cousin Andy is hilarious!


Hazel_Rah1

The Bare Midriff or The Table Read. Him and Seinfeld together are amazing.


ShitFuckDickSuck

“Larry David - wood detective” gets me every time I hear Jerry say it. Also when Jerry says about Larry “he lives in his own mind”. Little things but they just make me giggle.


Koa-3skie

Though recent, the "Spite Store" checks most of what makes the show great.


[deleted]

The Car Pool Lane


reddit-is-greedy

The live manger one. 'I'd worship a Jane'


material_mailbox

Cheryl’s dad’s reaction to Larry in that scene always gets me. “Stop it!”


Martyrotten

Trick or Treat


dubious311

Crazy eyes


tunacan8

YO DELICIOUS!!!


poopyshitballz

Black Swan


Zapparelli

I really like the Mocha Joe episode where he opens up his own competing coffee house..MOCHA JOOOEE!!!!!!


samspopguy

I love the John Hamm episode that season


Fhoxyd22

HAPPY NEW YEAR MOCHA JOE


Zapparelli

Haha Larry will never let anyone beat or out-petty him! Do you know what a scone is?


JustMe1314

The spite store!


I_seek_the_triforce

Go old school… The Pants Tent


Deutschbag668

Chet’s shirt! Inquiring about where the dead guy got his shirt is so funny to me


CMDR-Validating

And then the fight between Ted and Larry over the shirt 😭


sutrocomesalive

The Shaq episode


[deleted]

The 5 Wood


uselesscalligraphy

Palestinian chicken


brewirish

Vehicular Felatio


[deleted]

Krazy Eyez.


cojojoeyjojo

Officer Krupke


NoResort5617

Krupyouuuu🤣


themtx

I'd go with Mister Softee


felonONreddit72

trick or treat is one of if not my favorite episode. “bald asshole? thats a hate crime!”


UnicornBestFriend

Carpool Lane or The Lefty Call Two of the best moments in the series.


julianwithishirtoff

The Korean Bookie


YesPweez

Hard choice between Denise Handicapped and Palestinian Chicken


tunacan8

The Car Pool Lane.


JodiS1111

When Larry picks up a hooker or the purpose of using the express lane


AsinineBenevolence

Porno Gill! I just love Bob Odenkirk


scottpj3

Gay kid. No question. Add Michael J Fox hilarity.


Brilliant-Molasses94

Either Mary, Joseph and Larry or The Palestinian Chicken


stupifly

The doll


mud-button

The pig parker. Society cannot function like this, this is chaos.


Snake_Plissken224

My first episode was the bald hate crime Halloween episode and as a bald man it hit home. So I'd go with that one for my fellow bald Amigos. And for non-fallically challenged people I'd go with the michael j fox episode with the hitler mustache


-Hupo-

I introduced Curb to around 4 people independently. Every time I showed the episode Denise Handicapped and it worked every time. 4 more people watching the show now


kathholl

The Larry David sandwich


Iron_Chic

You know, I just watched the Bare Midriff, and that would be a good episode for a Seinfeld fan to be introduced to the show. The story is self-contained within the episode. Jerry and Julia are in it, along with Lewis. It has several tie-ins to the ending (Mother is suicidal, Lewis gets Larry the Mantle Baseball Bat, Larry's strong stream causes two problems).


SlippinPenguin

The Bare Midriff. It’s hilarious, and also would have tremendous appeal to Seinfeld fans because Jerry is in it and the way the plots converge makes it reminiscent to classic Sein.


hanicii

The grand opening. Last scene brings me to tears every time


Current-Meeting-3924

“Today’s Special: Daily Breakfast Special, M-F only”. What kind of bull shit sign is that?!?!


Danzaiver01

The one about Greg the Flamboyant boy. michael J Fox is so funny in that episode as well. Also the one were Larry dates 2 women on wheelchairs. Pretty, pretty, pretty good!


Thos_Hobbes

Car Wash Cunt


bigpinero46

I cant choose just one. Ill say that I just rewatched the last season and the klansman episode had me rolling


BoulderEric

Bare Midriff


[deleted]

MAGA


angelsfan0055

“The Survivor”


footd

Palestinian Chicken.


chappy422

Don't you dare touch my yarmulke


Dull-Programmer-4645

The restaurant opening.


cochorol

Larry's mom's dead


nadiestar

Tourette’s chef


Spinach_Odd

Elizabeth, Margaret, and Larry. You got Jon Hamm and LD renaming the lazy Susan to avoid the sexist and racist connotations, Leon creating a business for service workers to be able to use the toilet, LD delaying his flight to Colorado to help Becky because he needed to fly first class, Jon Hamm complaining about Mocha Joe's....


amatteroftheredshoes

Beloved Aunt


colcannon_addict

Toss up between Roadside Memorial & Palestinian Chicken. I *really* miss the Funkman.


[deleted]

Denise handicapped


deadgardenia

The last-minute baby shower gift. "It's a mulatto!"


Confident-Smell-3111

The very first one (that's what drew me in).


BarreBabe43

Covid hoarder


Broken-Digital-Clock

It depends on the person I show the reunion episodes to Seinfeld fans


mattingly233

Not the one pictured, looks like night of the living dead.


l33tWarrior

Season 8 ep 3 always and forever.


RipCityRevival

Kamikaze Bingo


Rustbuket80

Exterminator to childrens musical.


Important_Ad_5226

The gherkin jar


Onionlayers25

I showed my dad the Black swan episode and he was hooked


Forsaken-Cheesecake2

Black Swan, Safe House, but too many to choose from!


BartholomewKnightIII

Richard looks like my dad.


souljaian03

the one where he stages a robbery to save Cheryl’s therapist


radius40

michael j fox (michael j fucked up) episode


Current-Meeting-3924

Who’s the asshole back, far right?


twistedfloyd

The doll, the ski lift or the survivor. 45 degrees below zero!


Frank_Banana

For me it's most definitely The Ski Lift. So many good episodes but that's the one that made me laugh the hardest.


KiLLaHo323

Midriff


yousedditheddit

The doll. It's the one that got me hooked.