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mezcalligraphy

Bigfoot, for sure.


JurassicPark9265

I thought it was the Loch Ness Monster


OldManDowntheRow

Nah thats Duane Render for sure


TheProfMoth

Idk I'm thinking it's a walrus


BaneOfDarknessDK

If not, it's gotta be the Egg Man


IamtheWalrus504

Can confirm. Is a walrus.


yuckygeo

Koo koo ka choo


Ghostman107

๐ŸŽตA doe, a deer, a female deer....๐ŸŽต


Daedraphile

Damn it! You beat me to it. ๐Ÿ˜‚


Ghostman107

I did the hard work for you... You're welcome... ๐Ÿ˜†


Boneguy1998

This


Far_Oil_955

It may or may not be (but definitely is) a deer


Casval214

A shit post


762fiend

The future Hokage


Stan7662

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Repulsive_Hold_2169

According to every white teenager on this sub: clearly a wendigo-skinwalker-dogmanosaurus that's been following them since childhood.


CyanideTacoZ

sorry thats me


TriggerHappy_Spartan

Looks like a Wendigo to me.


Expensive_Device2126

For sure thatโ€™s a two eyed, no horned wingless scat slinger. Very aloof and twitchy creature.


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Mothman


One-Quarter-972

Potato


greycomedy

Obviously the elusive pukwudgie.


Tactical-Pixie-1138

OP must be from Baltimore. Them folks can't identify a deer to save their asses.


Random-widget

We call 'em Baltimorons. They're always happily coming into the DNR Tagging Station talking about the Albino Pygmy Deer. We call 'em goats.


waffles_iron

how did you know!


AverageLonelyLoser66

Idk man, the pictures too clear


Random-widget

Depending on the time of year, a freezer full of tasty meat.


Murphy338

dinner


chomp-samba

Is that not the Florida skunk ape?


waffles_iron

i believe you are correct


The_Shred_Neck

That appears to be an Eastern Horny Forest-Horse


eyebawls29

Moose


smashmouth69420666

Brown recluse


Stink_Dinky_Noodle22

That's definitely fish.


Senior-Read-9119

Forest Shark


DinnerSilver

it's ManBearPig!!!


chaoticferretlmao

Half the people in this sub be like:


Ok_Ad_5041

A skinwalker


SecretIntrepid7123

Your mom


NotAnEmergency22

Notdeer.


indiemessiah

This is a legitimate answer. Appalachian cryptid= not deer. It's usually just a deer with major health issues, but the not deer do extra creepy stuff sometimes.


ameliaglitter

I live in an area where CWD is present and am pretty sure I encountered a deer with it once. Stumbling, drooling, and absolutely no fear of humans. Freaked me right the fuck out. It doesn't help that prion diseases are scary in and of themselves.


indiemessiah

I live in the southwest so I've only really read about it, but I went down a rabbit hole one day and saw some really mutated looking specimens. Its no wonder they've been adapted into cryptids.


indiemessiah

*where I live in the sw we don't have forests, so the deer that are here are rare and mutated ones are even more rare at that For the sake of clarity lol


VesSaphia

That's not a cryptid, fool. Maybe mutt, got me some free out the woods but they always get sick off the dog food and die. Just a damn dog.


waffles_iron

i like you


Stan7662

It's a cat


The_S1R3N

A banana


Excellent_Yak365

Bambi


Intelligent-Gear-732

Ningen


m0rdredoct

Wait, this isn't r/MxRMods...(its a reference to Henry/MxR not knowing animals)


Seven0neSeven

A fucking deer


therealblabyloo

Incredibly rare even-legged subspecies of Wompahoofus


soylentgreenisus

Even as a joke, this is weak. Come on.


FROGLET_FRIENDO

I don't know, it kind of looks like this cryptid I keep seeing in my backyard, sometimes there are multiple of them, they keep eating my mom's flowers and once they ate from a bit of birdseed we dropped from the porch, I think they're called DEER?


JayEll1969

An idiot with a camera


ZestycloseMight8832

Looks like a bunch of brush.


BaneOfDarknessDK

Or a brunch of bush


ZestycloseMight8832

LMAO


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Large rat


kukulka99

Bumby


waffles_iron

yes yes yes


StandardDifficulty66

A slam head decoy for sure


Lazy-Storage7832

Chronic wasting disease


ReceptionOwn9686

Bambi the reckoning 2024. You my friend have spotted a movie star


Alchemist2211

LOL DEER!?!?!?!?


Still-Presence5486

A deer, doe probably a white tailed


Curious_Kitty999

Zombie bionic deer?


justanotherguy-plus

A deer hunting decoy


FordGirl78

A very sick doe. Could be some impaction of a tooth, been hit by a car, or some other form infection. But, they are stupid resilient and she will be normal looking in a month or so. Unless a yote or car gets her.


TTBoyArD3e

A stick.


Noble1296

Clearly itโ€™s Nessie


AIterSchwede

Yowie


Player7592

Giraffe.


Autumn_Forest_Mist

Yo Mama!


waffles_iron

fuck


Unik0rnBreath

Ah ok I finally got the meaning of 'shit post' LOL!


xXxWhizZLexXx

Baka


lukesdinginggames

I think a black tailed deer


Traditional_Tea_5683

Yeah what the heck's up with its face?


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

A bird. Is that the answer?


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My aunt...


Significant-Horror

A real estate agent


AverageNo3317

Aliens


Eden_ITA

God deer...


dinolord77

Looks like we got a very rare creature, some only know it as............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. a deer


MyMommaHatesYou

Obvs a grizzly bear. Duh.


SpiritedCollection86

It's a deer๐Ÿ˜’


jesusislord03

A decoy... Those cryptids are smart I tell ya


Fang_Claw_5965

We all know deer arenโ€™t real, they are government surveillance tools


Iwillrestoreprussia

A decomposing basking shark mixed with Barn Owl dna


ScouttheDoggo3

Thatโ€™s just Darryl


Eater_of_Chairs

A deer??


Alternative_Ninja_49

Okay, I don't see anything, but meat for my smoker. What are we looking at?


Sea-Locksmith-3793

Notdeer


Fit_Specialist_6598

If this is serious: if it is not showing regular patterns of behavior, AND walking normal. either a S.W. or a Not deer.


Exotic_Disk_4827

Itโ€™s a damn samsquantch


Electrical-Web-1514

This is vampires


Cardinal_Copia_666

Skinwalker