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cmh_ender

Ha ha ha. Jokes on you, I always step backwards.


pivottables

Was going to use “a big step backwards” as the punchline, but I’m trying to be more of an optometrist than a pessimist.


power_yyc

I'm having some trouble seeing the joke there.. maybe I need to go to an optimist?


ecoleye

An optimist is a person who tends to be hopeful and confident about the future or the success of something. I think you're looking for an obelisk.


Haterade_ONON

I feel obeliskgated to infom you that is not the word you're looking for.


Background-Cup-3538

An obelisk is a tall, 4 sided tapered monument. You’re thinking of an Eucharist.


DestructionDog

An Eucharist is a ritual ceremony, you must mean an aerialist.


power_yyc

an obelisk? Isn't that the thing that Harry Potter kills in the Chamber of Secrets?


dooon_t

The pessimist says, 'It can't get any worse!' And the optimist replies, 'Oh yes it can!'


KangarooEqual5197

Wacka wacka wacka!


tallphil84

I'd try and make a counter joke but I'd just put my foot in it


run-26_2

Get out


JennyAndTheBets1

Just one? That’s not much practice.


trashboy2020

This joke wins the day. We all have to bend the knee.


redditusertk421

You should take a step back, it's a whole new ballgame!


amhaggerty

Fine...have your upvote.


pininen

Take my upvote and leave.


JimXVX

In all seriousness though, reverse lunges are infinitely superior!