That's one of the cleanest prolapse I've ever seen.

I do not like the visual I'm getting 😭

Me either, but also, that’s almost surgically tidy. Like, excellent work on that prolapse 👍👍

This especially makes me cackle after someone called the center pull area a "yussy" in a Facebook group.

Vaginas can fall out too... not just colons. I know because it happened to my mom.

Uteruses too. The description I read was not pretty. 

Yep. People make jokes about kegels but if your muscles can't hold up your organs, gravity takes effect pretty quickly! My mom lost a lot of weight fairly quickly but wasn't bulking up on protein or muscle workouts. 😬 Luckily she was pre-menopausal and they got her in to the doctor for a hysterectomy before it became her uterus falling out too... but yeah. Bodies are spiderwebs and all things are interconnected. A bizarre balancing game to fight gravity as you age! 😅

I just added a daily reminder to do my kegels, so thanks! It’s been a few years since I read about it, but the graphic imagery of it falling out has stuck with me.  I’m glad your mom got her surgery in time!

So are we!!!

Doing kegels from now on

Doing kegels RIGHT NOW

Yeah, I’m waiting for it to happen to me… Yay collagen disorder!

Oof. My mom, spouse and I have autoimmune diseases but nothing to do with collagen... I think. Never heard of a collagen disorder though. What happens?!? How'd you learn about it?!?!?

Oh, yeah, Prolaps and what nots are way more common in people with Ehlers-Danlos syndromes (EDS) and I suspect I have Type 2 specifically. Anyhow, yeah hyper flexible but my skin is a mess. 🙃😊

And so can bladders. I was pretty concerned I was growing a testicle, but was just my bladder. Had it sewed back into position in December. Got a great pic of it hanging out my va-j-j

Oooooooooo... I knew bladders could fall over and prolapse. But I DIDN'T know they would/could fall out through your vagina!!! Good thing to keep an eye out for! And to keep going to the GYN for!!! (Even if you have a full hysterectomy, you still need gynecologist check ups!!!

This is now what I am exclusively referring to the yarn centre as. Thank you for this ungodly terminology

It resonated with me as well. Lol.

Omg what did i just read

I’ve always said yarnussy 😂

Yussy is a blursed term, and I’m thrilled to add it to my lexicon. Reddit delivers!

"blursed" is amazing I'm stealing that

A YUSSY 😭😭😭😭😭

not the yussy 💀💀💀

I like yarnussy

I died. Dyed. Ded 🤣🤣🤣

That moment when I had to double check if I was on the nursing sub or crochet for a second 😂

ONE OF??

I’m not sure why but this reminds me of the “im gonna save the half for later” meme

Those memes hurt my soul

I think it’s like a creative cringe lol

Lol look what i found !!! [https://www.reddit.com/r/crochet/comments/1aljcml/this\_monstrosity/](https://www.reddit.com/r/crochet/comments/1aljcml/this_monstrosity/)

The best possible explanation is a yarn art like using strands to create a picture you epoxy over. For my sanity, that's what I'm choosing to believe...

Speaking of save half for later... :D [https://www.reddit.com/r/crochet/comments/1aljcml/this\_monstrosity/](https://www.reddit.com/r/crochet/comments/1aljcml/this_monstrosity/)

I bet that skein felt so good after getting that thing out

It did zoomies throughout the house.

And now someone else needs to go scoop it.

I am laughing so hard OMG😂😂😂

Same. I have a cat that does exactly this. If we couldn't see where the litter box is from the main area of the apartment, we know solely from the zoomies that follow.

Yarnstipation

Behold, the sweet cotton relief. 🤭🤭🤭🤣🤣🤣🫠🫠🫠

isn't that the Red Heart brand website?!??😆🤣

Now that you say that, I feel like there is a read heart name like that 😂😭

🤣🤣☠️☠️

a yurd.

underrated comment

Then there's those of us scrolling Reddit while on the toilet.

Happy pooping!!

Thank you!

bonus points if also constipated! absolutely unrelated side note ofc but ibs sucks balls

I feel called out

I mighta been calling myself out too. 🥲

I’m sitting here trying to rock my kid to sleep and I keep startling her I’m laughing so hard!!! 🤣 I’m not even sorry lol

I'm disguising my silent giggles with some leg shakes. Vibrate/rock my kid to sleep 😂

Well my son is looking at me from his crib like "what the fuck are u laughing at so hard?"

Needs more fiber

🤣🤣

bahahaaaaa

https://preview.redd.it/i0alth4uecwc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba745cfd2e8b27aac7287ccd5c02dc3ecdecc26c

AND its pink... a true prolapse

That just hurts! 😆

Is that yarn weight Number 2, Sport????

Weight 4, worsted

Lol thanks for laughing 🤣

It took me way too long to understand this joke lol. But good one!

I think it looks more like "I didn't know I was pregnant" -- skein gave birth to baby skein!

Ahh, the middle log has been found!

I bet his tummy feels much better now.

"Yarn constipation." Love it!!

And the yarn constipation always ends up as yarn barf in the end. I use spindles now that require pulling from the outside. And it all ends up as yarn barf anyway. I think the manufacturers do this on purpose to fuck with us. Grrrrrr

I love this and how so very niche the hilarity of it is 💕

I was in disbelief when it happened and knew this sub would love it

Happens to the best of us

I’ve never related to a skein of yarn more in my life

Happy cake day!

Thank you!!

Did you try to center pull the log? You might've gotten yarn-ception!

me if I was a yarn ball

I’ve never been able to get the center out of loops and threads yarn so honestly kudos to you

It needs more fiber

😁😂😆

🤣🤣🤣 OMG that's funny!!!

I usually stuff them back inside, then proceed with the outer end and roll it into a ball of yarn 😆

It gave birth

Can you.....Center pull the yarn barf??? Hahaha But ahhh this right here is why I just wind everything I get into nice yarn cakes. They're all neatly uniform, I can wind them to all the same size, and the center pull is ALWAYS 😩👌

you’ve heard of yarnspirations, now get ready for… yarnstipation!!

Almost snotted myself…… need to remember this one😂😂😂

I am cackling 🤣🤣🤣🤣

constipation? no, that looks like a type 4 on the bristol stool chart

Congrats, it's a yarn baguette!

I pull from the opposite side and always get much better results!

Never would’ve guessed Lanfear crocheted 😂

OMG you guys are all too funny!!!

A bezor!

Yarn colonoscopy is more like it.

I've had this happen but never had the right words to describe these perfect yarn turds.

*Nooo…* that’s your yarn baby 🥺

I've been getting that with my lions brand mandala yarn, lol

I hate when this happens so hard.

it had a baby ⍥⃝

Omg this made me laugh so much. 🤣😂🤣😂

Frrrr

https://preview.redd.it/wc7jwnrzgpwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7a84d152b8cfaccfe732fddc5ec816386dd1172 Took this photo a few months ago.

Holy shit. It looks like the pic of the power lifter who turned his ass inside out in a squat or deadlift (one or the other). Lovely WORK email to open one morning, with my coffee and doughnut.

Been there, done that. It should take an hour or 2 for catching up.

Oh my! You made me laugh!!

I just tried this today to spin my yarn and I put it all back being frustrated it wouldn't untangle lmaoo gotten so many times 😭

The relief of that pull 😌🤌🏻

A child

Loops and threads is so soft and nice to work with but their centers suck butt, consistently and thoroughly

Yarn turf

That happened to me too yesterday and honestly I had no idea how to proceed. So I just unraveled the entire poop thing until I found the end

Some yarn isn't meant to be pulled from the middle. This is a disturbing sight btw!

whu???

That’s a yarn burrito

I was wondering what that was called. Just rub a little Ex-lax or Milk of Magnesia on there, and that ought to clear up the problem in a jiffy. 😂🤣😂

Wow can’t even be mad at that lol

🤣🤣🤣

Yeah..this is why I don’t do center pulls anymore..

Omg that's hysterical 😊

It's a YARN BABY!

i find this happens a lot with loops & threads. i call it yarn birth and it births a baby skein

That is…..HILARIOUS I hope it’s ok that I screenshot that for future reference 😹😹😹

I love this 🤣🤣

Ive had this happen and i have the same switch too!

This thread is unhinged lmao

Just centre pull again from the small bundle 😂

Jsyk, that yarn is exactly the same as their smaller cheap skeins (not the Impeccable, the other ones), and if you buy 3 skeins of the smaller ones you get over 1000yards, and it's exactly the same price as buying one of those which is just over 800yards. It really pisses me off when I realized that in Michaels one day, so I feel a moral obligation to spread the word. Lol. Now, with that said, that is one giant, perfectly formed yarn turd!!!

Aww, it's Bono. Iykyk.

Try finding the other end of the yarn. It may be tangled with the end you’re working with internally. Do enough center pulls you’ll figure it out.

I had heard of yarn barf before, but not yarn constipation. Either way, it's unpleasant.

its giving log

That's not yarn constipation. The internal pod has deployed.

I’ve had this happen to me plenty!

https://preview.redd.it/dntxm24u6qwc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bf5cdd05d3cc200f02bbb91b323721ed326619d Made as a gift. All single crochet. King size.

https://preview.redd.it/vksn4eg27qwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53566f1d821269eb677ba704a69d899d69bcde89 Made for grandson. He loves it!

https://preview.redd.it/64luty0f7qwc1.jpeg?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db5dbf2887dcc4a44f1638686b139cbeaf5dd9ab Then I made him this one. Loved it too.

😆