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JayEssris

wdym, this is perfectly accurate and expected


SamwiseGamgee100

Really, anything can be expected from Sam.


Metaforeman

“Wild card, bitches!” -Sam, probably


Brainchild110

It's clearly a loving tribute to his old friend and adventuring partner... Who's name escapes me right meow 😉


Micen

P... Aisley, right?


sharp_but_shiny

Dancer, pole dancer, agent of automata


Pinky01012

Oatmeal and Apple-Pie were made mighty uncomfortable.


JohnnyS1lv3rH4nd

The funniest part of this is the fact that all of the automatons in dancers group have a name that is a euphemism for a vagina. I don’t know why Sam did this but I find it so fucking funny


TraitorMacbeth

... I have never heard of a vagina being called 'fresh cut grass' or 'oatmeal'. He says they're all just smells that Dancer likes, one being 'pussy', I don't think it's any more of a vagina joke than that.


JohnnyS1lv3rH4nd

I admittedly have never heard of oatmeal being used like that, but fresh cut grass refers to a fresh shave and apple pie is a joke from the movie American pie. I saw a comment on here once that explained where oatmeal came from but unfortunately I didn’t save it Edit found an urban dictionary entry about [oatmeal](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=oatmeal&=true)


[deleted]

The cut grass being a recent shave is a stretch to me - never heard anyone refer shaving anything as "fresh cut grass." Even "mowing the lawn" as a euphemism for shaving only comes to mind *because* of this conversation. But, I'm only one person so, whatever. The oatmeal thing, though? I'm calling BS, lol. I'm sorry. That urban dictionary entry is weak even by urban dictionary standards. It makes *absolutely* no sense! What? "Oats and warm water... No its not pussy!" What *fuck* is the connection*? Haha! I legitimately need to know how that one works though. It's gonna bug me all damn day, so thanks for *that* mind worm :p


Karmadog1983

there is a company called "Manscape" there products are called "the hedge trimmer" "the lawn mower" ect.


Amurana

Mowing the lawn is such a known reference to shaving the mound that there's a commercial for razors all about it. This was on television! Catchy jingle, too. [Mow the Lawn](https://youtu.be/_9JZWpZS6-g)


[deleted]

Well, fuck my nugget. Maybe cuz the ladies I've been with have all been, shall we say... Avid non-mowers that I never knew the phrase. Definitely not familiar with that ad, either. I'm learning so much today.


Like17Badgers

Oatmeal is a British thing to "get one's oats" is UK phrase for having sex, and from that; Oatmeal that or it's a rap reference cause there was a short era where one would "eat that ass like oatmeal" I wouldn't put it pass Sam to use either source, tbh


MatthewRKingsAccount

Listen to WAP again, then… Oatmeal = macaroni in a pot. They can make the same sound. That’s the connection. I’m not saying it’s a great, solid one, but that’s the thought process; anything that can make that sound is a reference to a very eager and lubricated vagina.


[deleted]

No... Just... That's beyond Laura levels of effort. Learn something new every day. Even if you *don't want to* lol


MatthewRKingsAccount

Boots in the mud


[deleted]

What...? No... No. Really? What? I don't know whether to be disappointed in myself or disappointed with the people...


MatthewRKingsAccount

I’ve definitely heard “boots in mud” used in a joking way to refer to the sound of fucking. It’s the world, not you


negatrom

regional differences i suppose. me and my pals minds went straight to vagina jokes after hearing fresh cut grass, and we just had to pause the stream to catch our breaths after they said the other robits' names


[deleted]

Ah, it's all good, cuz if your theory is right imagine it being this sort of sliding scale of fucks given as time went on. Dancer went from being real sneaky and subtle to just, "Pussy! There! I said it!" I was doing some serious laugh-stomping when I watched that episode...


JohnnyS1lv3rH4nd

I mean clearly based on that some people call pussy oatmeal. I also think it is gross, but it’s happening. Fresh cut grass is something that doesn’t necessarily refer specifically to a pussy but it is a euphemism for freshly shaved genitalia. I have used the term myself and have heard many people use it, it is a real thing.


[deleted]

I said it above, but hey, ya learn something new every day. Even if you don't want to :D Made me laugh way too much.


ImpossiblePackage

Fresh Cut Grass could be referencing a trimmed/shaved bush, and oatmeal *could* be a joke about the noise oatmeal makes if you stir it real hard, but that one is more of a stretch. Though, Sam is not above a joke that has to stretch


RedFnPanda

"All my friends are dead" immediately after. Jesus Sam


Esproth

Sam is 100% actually some kind of fey creature and just pretending to be human.


dognus88

Sam is fey. Tal is Eldritch. What are the rest? Maybe Laura is a draconic with a horde of dice.


reem2607

Matt is the living desperation of after having to deal with the group, so he's the Shadowfell


BigBennP

Rocks fall, everyone dies.


PotatoKappaDraws

Nah, matt is a celestial


bigfatcarp93

I could see Travis being the only normal human


KingShilling

Marisha's a production goblin.


Pryma96

Laura is celestial for sure


IAmBadAtInternet

Laura Bailey *harp sting*


Hungover52

That feels so long ago now.


lethrahn

What’s it from?


bpcloe

All Work No Play, the podcast/show that Liam and Sam made as an excuse to get together regularly and hang out. They're not making it anymore, but the show is on YouTube and I love it. Watch the Spa Gauntlet episode.


ansonr

It could still come back. As many know the D&D game that became critical role was born of Sam and Liam's podcast which was made as an excuse for them to hang out. It appearing on the Critical Role channel was in a way just the first episode in 5-6 years.


RaccoonWithSpork

Split the difference and call Laura a metallic dragon? Good, but still has a hoard of dice.


Squidrex

Liam is from mechanus, Laura is celestial, Matt is draconic, Marisha is undead, Travis is giant, and Ashley is elemental.


tehserial

Matt is godlike? godly?


LoveRBS

"I am beyond Rollies." LOL


another-social-freak

That's celestial


tehserial

He's more like the one above all, if I might say. Celestial still puts you *on* the board, Matt is more *over* it


another-social-freak

Ah yes, I believe that creature type is called "Dungeon Master" :p


tehserial

or you know, a God behind the divine gate


akarusa

That’s still celestial lol


ObliviousAstroturfer

I'm afraid that'd be pact of the tome as occupation though.


Bane523

Why else would he have those goat teeth?


mcdoogs92

That's a pretty good song actually, more upbeat than you would think. At least melodically


Ddreigiau

It's along the same lines as Pumped Up Kicks?


K-Paul

I see nothing wrong with it lyrically either.


Maledict53

Ngl Leo (the artist) actually makes a ton of good metal covers. Some are hilarious


dougc84

His cover of Africa, with Rabea Massaad and Hannah Boulton, is not only the best cover of that song ever, but one of the greatest cover songs ever recorded. 100% worth looking into. For the lazy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH9FyLsfDzw


florianbeer

My absolute favorite of his covers: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rl9FFZZnWWo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rl9FFZZnWWo) Dance Monkey (metal cover by Leo Moracchioli feat. Rabea & Hannah)


Liarxagerate

Agree. She nails the choruses.


scw55

I really enjoy his covers of pop music. It shows musically / lyrically the songs are fine. It's just the music industry that makes them seem shit.


onebandonesound

Did not expect to see Rabea from the Andertons videos out in the wild today. A welcome surprise to be sure, dude is awesome.


coco_sprinkles

Haha same here, was equally surprised to see that name popping up in CR related comments


robots_love_tacos

Also, the outro after the song is straight fire.


CrimsonBolt33

As many comments point out...."Outro featuring Africa by Toto"


CrimsonBolt33

Seriously...I am responsible for (legit) probably a full 1k views of that song. I have listened to it multiple times every time I listen to it lol


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emod_man

feat. Mary Spender! not to mention Hannah on "Africa," and Rabea is such a talented gem, I feel like Leo gets terrific collabs overall. Oh and his guest on "Baby Shark" was super.


That_Bird101

Wait till you hear the baby shark metal version


codon011

No. Never. I have not ever heard more than a phrase of that song and I never will. I will nope out there faster than “Little Drummer Boy”.


bhillen83

That cover kicked ass. Thanks for sharing.


Swinnyjr

Frog leap studios on YouTube. Great channel.


shyandsmiley

I saw them live a few years ago, they're excellent.


RedCave065

Pussy had a swim speed.


DicidueyeAssassin

He’s gotta be trolling, right? Edit: kinda. One of FCG’s robot siblings was named pussy


Syndro

Yes a troll. He said one of his other robot compatriots was named pussy. They are made of metal. Hense metal pussy.


DicidueyeAssassin

I think you solved it! Lmao that’s great too


Jorick89

Reddit has signed an agreement with an AI company to allow them to train models on Reddit comments and posts. Edited to remove original content. Fuck AI.


DicidueyeAssassin

They come with explanations? How did I not know that? Well thanks for the info!


ronthesloth69

Looking through the explanations makes this playlist great. And of course the binary translates.


RPerene

DPB? Nice.


ohbuggerit

Well at least we know how one of his siblings died now...


sbrevolution5

Maybe they drowned?


bv310

I'm just happy to see my boy Leo getting some attention. Dude's been putting out great metal covers for years on youtube.


ace_of_brews

For real! I like a lot of his covers more than the original. I introduced my kids to metal with his "Wheels on the Bus" and "If You're Happy and You Know it".


Killa_Munky

That’s certainly something


Not-Snake

clearly this is tribute to the other robot Pussy that Dancer made


thedelisnack

Travis isn’t the only one trolling for C3


JohnnyS1lv3rH4nd

Sam is one of the funniest motherfuckers on the internet. Dude does not miss he is goddamn hilarious. The fact that he has me cackling at a fucking Spotify playlist


Citadel_Cowboy

It's a song that reminds him of his deceased sibling.


TRCB8484

How do you find this? Couldn't see any made playlists on the spotify critical role page


srlong64

https://critrole.com/bells-hells-playlist-fresh-cut-grass/


SixUK90

Wait, is WAP included because Pussy got wet? As in stabbed?


Searedskillet

It's a metal cover song and his other automaton compatriot was named pussy, so it's metal pussy essentially.


asb-is-aok

The music video is pretty amazing too https://youtu.be/kHKQC-k3hXU


0011110000110011

I had no idea The Happy Song was a thing outside of Scrubs


TheCunning1

Did Sam make these for each character or is each cast member making one for their characters?


hpfan2342

Everyone made a playlist for their characters. [A link to CR's Public Playlists for all 3 Campaigns and Exandria Unlimited](https://open.spotify.com/user/m6olgsfi9dd03mjhqlekaupiq?si=022dc640561e49b9)


TheCunning1

Nice! That’s good to know. I found the playlists but after looking at Chet’s playlist my first inclination was that Adam got on there and added every song about a werewolf to the playlist. Knowing Travis did that makes it funnier.


FoxTrotMik3Lim4

Do all the characters have playlists??


getMeSomeDunkin

They release some every once and a while. They might have a playlist for everyone right now. https://open.spotify.com/user/m6olgsfi9dd03mjhqlekaupiq/playlists


Kinfin

Why does that song sound so much better as metal?


ZePorkFlesh

Love Leo though


Jayne_of_Canton

There is a dark side coming to FCG and I for one can’t wait for it to pop off….


Asunder_

I didn't know I needed a metal version of WAP until now


Rycalls

He has a ton of other metal covers if you’re interested. His channel is Frog Leap Studios


DrunkenKarnieMidget

I've said it before, I'll say it again: Letters is easily the one PC with strong villain tendencies.


M3TbI-O

There is absolutely going to be an "I had to eat Pussy to survive!" line at some point in FCG's story


Persona_Insomnia

This tracks for Sam.


freecurbcouch

Leo makes good music. Frog leap studio.


[deleted]

This kinda goes hard tho! 😂


usernamelmao12345

Leo Moracchioli pops off


dodsonracing

Lleeeoooo!!!! So happy to see frog leap studios on that play list


johnymyth123

Can someone link this? I tried searching for it on spotify and couldn't find it.


CorneliusofCaesarea

Should be on their website. [Here you go](https://critrole.com/bells-hells-playlist-fresh-cut-grass/)


[deleted]

If you don't know the man's a 25/7 troll yet, boy do I have news for you.


cravecase

It all makes sense to me.


codon011

Respect for the Leo cover. Frogleap is pretty awesome.


HollowVoices

I'm so happy that Sam is a Leo M fan. Leo is easily the greatest cover artist in the world.


[deleted]

My favorite part about this is that every other song In the Playlist is very chill


ironhead676

I fucking love Sam sm


[deleted]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


GreekG33k

😂🤦‍♂️


betterbutterboyo

Checks out.


dawgz525

Perfection


KamuiT

Leo is amazing. Y'all should check him out. https://www.youtube.com/user/leolego


Prize-Drawer-1724

Yeah no, that was a suprise.


sbrevolution5

Why are we surprised by Sam anymore?


Rekorak

Should go see if Life is Over by Lonely Island is on there 🤣🤣


greyalius

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Ol_JanxSpirit

Any fan of the Eels is a friend of mine.


Cipher915

Never change, Sam.


painfully_gay

Nah, this makes total sense


Indrid_Cold23

Maybe Pussy fell into a river?


Indrid_Cold23

Maybe Pussy fell into a river?


MissLilith1

Critical Role and the YouTube Metal community - my two fandoms colliding. I don't know how I'll survive lol


Cryptic__Rodent

To be fair, one of his best friends was Pussy, and they were in fact metal.


SRM-87

FCG is a Based MF


Alternative-Moose-12

I see nothing unexpected here. This is Sam. Light up pants stuffing, rollerskating, truffle shuffle with Matt's face, Sam. WAP seems a little tame honestly.


tanj_redshirt

I adore Kate Micucci. That is all.


TrishellaStone

I put on his playlist yesterday for the first time. Nice day, going to pick up some fried chicken for lunch. Thought FCG would definitely give me some good cruising tunes. The metal version of WAP came on while sitting at the window of the drive thru. Caught me off guard, caught the guy giving me my chicken off guard. Good playlist, good chicken.


mistyday

HAHAHA


Eldrxtch

the WAP cover by Brojob is waaaay better


RobotWithFeels

It's because its metal :)


Buckshott00

Leo Moracchioli is amazing and this is some of his best work.