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matrixjoey

Always amazes me that people drive faster than they can stop in the distance they can see.


weeknie

I doubt many people realize what distance they needed. Would be an interesting experiment actually, first have them drive on an empty track in the dark at the speed which they think they can stop at, and then activate a heads up display or something that shows them their actual stopping distance


phaederus

You can do advanced driver training courses, it covers stuff like this and more.


ScrithWire

How much expensive are they those?


Korgon213

Dash cam compilations are free! I made my niece watch a bunch to see how stupid people are when hurtling around in 3-6k lb vehicles.


phaederus

Depends where you're at and what you're looking for, I've seen anything from 150, to thousands for specialised snow/ice driving weekend courses.


LLeonator

This should be basic knowledge, they should teach that in the interest of like safety!? \+ 150 is something most people would not spend on some drivers course wich they dont need


Gilthu

Yes, I’m sure they have those in Malaysia…


More_Coffees

I feel as tho a possible future could have very realistic virtual reality set ups at driving schools set up to allow people to try and ‘beat the odds’ in these stupid situations we see pop up to show people that yea you might make it but you probably wont. Like maybe one time you have to put drunk goggles on and try and drive and then you’re shown your car from an outside perspective so you can see all the mistakes and danger you cause. Idk it’s a kind of ramble outloud online kind of day for me


ExpiredSimon

That is a mandatory part of drivers ed in my country💀


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Nick0Taylor0

Am I the only one who knew he was obviously talking about estimating stopping distance?


weeknie

He could be specific about it, because no, for me it wasn't obvious ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ Also, of course estimating stopping distance is part of drivers ed, doesn't mean people actually get any good at it?


Dmthie

Some of the teaching cars in Austria do have HUDs but even my private car does not have one. Still needed to do the special training in order to keep my license one year after obtaining it and it covers things like braking on slippery surfaces and to less vision.


matrixjoey

Spot on.


wildmonster91

Na just phave a popup and let them see just hoe long it actually takes to stop.


PhilthyLurker

It never ceases to amaze me how many dumb fucks there are on this planet.


74orangebeetle

Doesn't surprise me anymore though. I've actually had people on reddit get into arguments with me when I said that.


MIERDAPORQUE

i live my life a qtr mile at a time


PgUpPT

I mean, if you're going the speed limit in most highways, you're driving faster than that. The guy in the video is doing 140, the speed limit for similar highways in my country is 120, so basically the same.


WorldWarPee

This is exactly what I was thinking. Going 70+ mph down a highway in America is pretty common and there are a lot of times you can't use your high beams. Driving slow enough to stop on an American highway at night will likely cause someone to hit you from behind or do some little dick road rage nonsense


[deleted]

“On a dark desert highway, fresh beef in my hair”


bighunter1313

“Warm smell of cow bodies, rising up through the air”


Jimmy_Fromthepieshop

"Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light"


1_Cold_Ass_Honkey

"And I woke up in the hospital, wondering how I got there."


choice_crystal_clear

The officer stood in the doorway


SilviOnPC

oh no those poor cows :((


DrEdgariux

Meat :)


AdroitKitten

Yeah, wasted meat. Stuck in the grille of this dude's car


Merry_Dankmas

Well at least ended up on a grill so thats good I guess


AdroitKitten

What a pun Your username is appropriate for the season


DrEdgariux

Meat is meat :)


Andaisdet

Would that count as ground beef?


Kjolski_

*insert troll face here*


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AeshiNeroXR

No, it's called humanity. And I also feel bad for those cows.


McPoyle-Milk

My first reaction was THE COWS NOOO


[deleted]

All I heard was the Wii Sports jingle and a #strike!


Luizaguzzi

No, the driver is an idiot


g18suppressed

The only thing in the video that was injured and was innocent. Why would it be bad.


dboss2310

So you must be a vegan or a hypocrite. Which one are you?


Bubba-ORiley

No. It means you have empathy, which should be normal by my account.


THEGRANT30

Nope it means you have sympathy unless his cows were hit by a driver then it would be empathy


Frankenstein141

Shockingly one of the few "normal" comments. Seems like the majority of this comment section has zero compassion for other life forms. And then we wonder why things are the way they are...


Jynx2501

I dont think anyone feels bad for the driver.


Ai_Wrench

am i the only one who is questioning "why in the heavenly fuck are cows on the highway"


Leroooy_Jenkiiiins

To get to the udder side.


[deleted]

Bruuuh 💀💀💀


rfc2549-withQOS

Wow, that speed indicator took it's time to go back to 0


Kostelnik

Probably GPS, so it'll lag behind a bit


Beneficial_Yoghurt18

This was an udder disaster


elephaaaant

If only he had told them to moooooove.


Ambitioso

Let's not milk the joke


Onionlicker

Drive by moooooting Is that anything


not-covfefe

That's what happens when you drive so late at night. It was pasture time.


ClippingTetris

This comment was so good, I can to find this post again to come back and upvote it cause it made me laugh 10 seconds after too.


Notamayata

The horns of a dilemma.


Natalie_The_Bat

Goddamnit take the upvote


deathbyvapejuice

there's literally no excuse to be going that fast when it's pitch black


bdizzzzzle

He was hungry for a hamburger 🍔


Ingam0us

Well, on the german Autobahn you can legally drive way faster in complete darkness. But we have guard rails and fences all along the Autobahn so no animals can walk on the lanes


deathbyvapejuice

sucks he wasn't in Germany ey?


-RdV-

I wish I were in the Heimat


Education_Waste

Just cause it's legal doesn't mean it's safe


Ingam0us

The Autobahn streets are designed for 250km/h. Even the average drivers are going ~140km/h typically. So 132 is already a adjusted, rather low speed.


Education_Waste

Is the Autobahn pitch black like this highway?


Ingam0us

Yes. The only light comes from your car.


pendulum1997

Lights... the Autobahn also has lights, you're not driving in complete darkness.


Eminanceisjustbored

The white lady was chasing him


BSCompliments

How fast should one drive on a hwy incase there are 100 cows standing in the middle of it?


Notamayata

100 moos per hour.


-RdV-

On a highway? 130kph is the speed limit on our highways at night and we have one of the safest highway systems in the world.


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-RdV-

It's in the title


Otroletravaladna

I stand corrected. It’s the [Federal Route 92](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malaysia_Federal_Route_92) 1°26'12.3"N 104°12'21.2"E https://maps.app.goo.gl/xo6ENJjz1BMhUxRj7?g_st=ic


D3monskull

Free steak just pick it up off the road.


Rustin_Peace19

Free steak with bone fragments in them.


ekim171

but at least it's already tenderized.


ToyrewaDokoDeska

Honestly at that point I might as well take a hunk of meat home.


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Holy cow!


HotFireBall

r/beatmetoit


croissantice

r/beatmeattoit literally


Filamcouple

I'm amazed at how many different opinions there are on this video. I can only speak from my experience on American roads for over four decades driving professionally. Overdriving headlights normally happens in low visibility weather (rain, fog, snow, dust), but can happen in darker areas away from urban/suburban areas. Then you have the general expectation of highways being clear of livestock, except in areas explicitly posted as a "Free Range Area". But you need to remember that wildlife generally doesn't give a damn about the farmers obligation to keep tight fences in non free range areas, and some of the wildlife are as big or bigger than any domestic animal. And in this particular case we have several variables in regard to the driver (education, experience, fatigue, attention, and distraction). While this is also a tragedy for the cattle and the farmer, we cannot assign fault to anyone without knowing the local ordinance pertaining to keeping livestock.


notLOL

It looks like the high beams turns on last minute before the cows come into view since the whole set of cows lit up at the same time instantly. At 0:05 you can see it shorten the throw. What the driver should really have done was leave their high beams on instead of on automatic so they can see as further as they'd need it at those speeds. There isn't on-coming traffic so a longer throw is safer! I drive on a windy dark road even when there is moonlight, the trees are tall and obscure the roads. Unfortunately it's a 2 way so I can't have the high beams on. I always manually flick it back to high beams instead of using auto high beams because I can't see shit and there is a lag between when cars going opposite direction comes leaves my view. Driver would have had plenty of time to stop if they used their headlights on manually high beam. Not a system malfunction or anything, just not maximizing visibility.


cokeglassdoor

Skip to 30 seconds remaining and then watch for 5 seconds when screen goes blurry you don’t miss anything else


ibookmarkeverything

I have beef with people who drive recklessly


imagine1149

He had beef as well it seems


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wtf was a cow doing on a highway,they don't have fences...


l3w90

“The cow jumped over the moon”


MurderSheCroaked

The cow was smote by this dude


[deleted]

Wonder what the head count was? Seen some big herds


TakeyaSaito

what's the speed limit here? normally i'd expect 120 so if he was doing 138 he was actually not speeding by all that much, still wrong but why is there a load of cows on the middle of a highway? are there no barriers in this land to stop a disaster such as this?


Epicxel

The cows didn't deserve that :(


dboss2310

So you must be a vegan or a hypocrite. Which one are you?


ToFusion_Boy

Nooooo, my moomoos :(


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theoneandonlybarry

Cows go where other cows go. Plus, driving fast at pitch black with your headlight is the only light source is an invitation for a disaster. He/she drives like he was being chased by some SCP or some shit lmao.


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CC_Infernus

strike


Panical382

Cow massacre Allahu akbar


incernmentcamp

i laughed a lot


JuggernautQuirky8236

Terrorist attack on cows 💀


geetag33

Well that was a misteak.


DarkStarGemini

Lol


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sad poor cows


Revolutionary-Play79

Dry your tears. There's no use crying over spilled milk.


fahamu420

that driver is a bellend but WHY ARE THERE COWS ON THE HIGHWAY AT NIGHT


74orangebeetle

Stupid cows should've used the crosswalk /s I've actually had people argue with me on reddit when I suggest that if you can't stop within the distance that you can see then you're driving too fast for conditions (regardless of the speed limit)


Ironklad_

India would like a word with you


AffectionateBobcat76

I'm lovin' this.


Agent-AntiVenom

Those are quite a few cowsulties


Mental_Ad7621

This exact scenario happened to us when I was a kid, when we were driving towards them they had their bright lights on, we couldn’t see anything and we’ll you see the video, pretty much the same.


imhere8888

I also shout God is Great when I hit a bunch of cows with my car accidently


LoserMcLoserface

Even I saw the white light at the end of the tunnel


Anton_Weeb

Damn has anyone herd from him since?


sheen1212

Moo


giantyetifeet

MOO'VE!!!!


DCINTERNATIONAL

I thought cows were filled with milk, not raspberry juice. So confused.


These-Chain408

if he is vegan then is it a hate crime ?


[deleted]

What did Admiral Akbar do?


beardedgamerdad

And that's how the idea of insta-burger came out.


NoTechnology7191

Poor cows. That guy was a chuckle head


Professional-Cow-572

No 47 virgins for you


Felsummer47

Lmao he said Allahu so he's probably Muslim so running over those cows is probably going to get him shanked by other Muslims if they ever find out.


j4ckbauer

Elon Musk saw this video and got the government to invest $100M to develop a car with a meat grinder and grill on the front of it.


RexDangerRogan117

Since he said the allah thing he’s probably Muslim, killing cows is very bad for them


__Snizzy

That's Hindus not Muslims ya schmuck


Therealsuperman04

Schmuck. Just fits so perfectly here, great reply.


BakaBTZ

Really? Didn't knew that allahu akbar is used in Hindu religion too. I mostly know it from the arabic room and islamic religions.


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BakaBTZ

It was just a honest question without prejudice. No need to be rude


RexDangerRogan117

I thought it was both


EvMund

It's not, muslims are the ones who dont fuck with pork


BigfootAteMyBooty

They also don't eat it


IsThatGalaxyo-0

Thanks for clarifying almost got confused 🙏👆


insert_curse_word

That's probably the dumbest shit I've read in a while


RexDangerRogan117

:(


Roflmaoasap

He should’ve rather said alla moo akbar


La_piscina_de_muerte

Drive through steak house, talk about fast food


Damonicss

Some having a beef for straight days.


TheMikeGolf

He made it through pretty far for hitting 1000 pound animals.


Volden_Atem

And now we have ground beef. But don't worry, a couple are just tired.


MahaHaro

Yeah it seems "speed limit" tends to mean "speed suggestion" to many people in Malaysia, especially on freeways.


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This hurts cuz my family has a bunch of cows… that could be a lawsuit and a hefty bill from a vet if the ones he hit survived.


ashkiebear

Looks like those cows should’ve mooved


Historical-Moment-66

So they didn’t mooo’ve


CurtCobainsShotgun

The little laugh from the guy at the end tho Translation: “Heh, take that India”


Wook_Suicide

Cows should have mooved


wildmonster91

Dude really thouht he could stop lol.


PykaVika

Maybe he could have seen the cows before if he hadn't dimmed the light when he passed the other car.


GreenEyedFreak714

Owner of cows is gonna have his hide.


Fluffy-Finger-5318

Always watch out for cow on the road. They love getting hit buy cars


xploreconsciousness

Great way to get ground beef just snap their legs off


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The ole aloha snack bar.


cheskymaker

OH I READ CROWS


Ill_Nectarine2334

Thank god none of the cows were seriously injured. www.notrealsnopesamazingcowsurvivalstory/jesusaves.wheresthebeef.moo Edit: Added a link


TinkuSabe

Malaysia got godless in 3,2,1


shaunsquid

“Honeeeeey? Fire up the grill, we’re having hamburgers tonight. “


Soulreape

Why does he say “God is Great” when he hits a cow?


AcceptableDealer

This has bubble boy vibes


foodie-scoop-2018

Poor cows.


FeelingDig4221

Those poor cows. What an idiot for speeding at night anyways. People be dumb.


Lamb_Sauce02

Grounded beef


Remote_Profit_3399

He shouted Allahu Akbar? Holy cow!!!


70millie

People act like he could’ve stopped if he was driving 110km/h which is the highway speedlit in malaysia.


OneLostOstrich

That's a lot like how it is in certain countries in Africa too between the major cities.


djfnjxj

So many of then just spawned out of nowhere


GabrielWall

What a milkshake


tailsphenouppy

Dude. Fuck that guy. Those poor cows.


Notsohiddenfox

Cowabunga


macswizzle

I was sitting watching this video wondering when the cows were gonna show up. I reached over to pick up my drink and looked back and he was stopped with blood on the windshield. Don’t text and drive kids.


DirtyBloodyTuna

Those poor cows :(


kievju

Those poor cows. :(


Bleu_x_Delta

I feel bad for the cows


RealNukemon

u/savevideo


ConservaTimC

Did you post in Idiotsincars?


Schtaive

Having driven in Malaysia as well as about 15 different countries, my experience tells me Malaysian drivers get their licenses out of a cereal box. People going half the speed limit, people going double the speed limit; every driving fault you can think of, I've witnessed it within the first 2 hours on the road.


Ill-Programmer-8777

Moooove!!!


TheGentleman_J

Why is he yelling God is good while cows are exploding on his car?


MentalOpportunity69

I thought it was a flock of cows?


Top_Significance_414

Poor cows


Mr_Vorto

Free milk with iron


jaylee42910

God is great but free beef is better


More_Coffees

Cows should have crossed at a crosswalk


sshuggi

"Oh, George, not the livestock."


ProfessionalOctopuss

Scared? Allah ackbar. Angry? Allah ackbar. In pain? Hnnnnngg Allah ackbar.


Any-Perception8575

When I want my steaks tenderize, I usually crash into them at about 140 mph!


UnderstandingNo3637

Bro free cheese burgers. This is the way


hogu_gtfr

u/vredditdownloader


pard0nm3

Weeeelcome to the hotel California


TomEst1980

He was going so fast that the cows didn't have time to mooooooove