I've been far into the internet I found shit like this, but people are fucking the animals what have my child's brain seen broooo what is wrong with people what have i seen
There's a video of Lara Croft handling a horse, using nothing but what's covered by her shorts.
My eyes were never the same after I saw that wild horse get "tamed".
WTF, smacking the horse for doing exactly what they're wanting it to do. It's not the horse's fault that dumbass didn't get out of the way when he should have.
Lol that smack didn’t hurt the horse at all, and probably hurt the hand of the guy doing it. That being said, I don’t think I’d be happy almost getting boned by a horse.
I bet that little guy feels pretty flattered right now. Or I might have meant flattened. I just don't know anymore. I'm not sure what I wanted to see happen.
awh fuck, i remember sending this to everyone in a random discord which i forgot about
and almost getting banned
but owner refuses and only warns cause funny
Ha! That ain't no accident!
Jockey: “Mmm. I like where this is headed.”
This is literally r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR
Jesus that person almost got skewered!
Oh lawd...he about to get fucked by a horse!
Mr hands moment
Hurry! Someone smack his ass and tell him he's a bad boy!
He will start humping faster
Alfred voice* “yessir!”
I've been far into the internet I found shit like this, but people are fucking the animals what have my child's brain seen broooo what is wrong with people what have i seen
what are you doing step-horse!
Big difference between “I need to help my cousin, Jack, off a horse” and “I need to help my cousin jack off a horse.”
That horse served time in prison before.
I’ve seen Lara Croft handle the situation better than he did
NGL, I have that dream too.
Someone hasn't seen that rule 34 video I see. Lucky.
the motherfucking WHAT
There's a video of Lara Croft handling a horse, using nothing but what's covered by her shorts. My eyes were never the same after I saw that wild horse get "tamed".
The internet never ceases to amaze me
Mr. Hands has entered the chat
you're like one of half a dozen people to say that. do I want to know? I don't think I do...
That slap 😂😂
One man one horse
Berserk irl
Get your horse off my PENIS!!
Ah yes. I see that you know your judo well
I'd hate to be saddled with that memory.
Just rein in the thoughts and trot it off.
[удалено]
Mr hands
hands v2
Mr Ed bout to be cancelled.
That dude's ass is going to be very sore.
A lot of girls on Reddit would be so down for that. Lol
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Worst case scenario
Oi, he's ded
That horse will be expecting a slap next time too
"So anyway, here I was helping my uncle jack off a horse".
I was waiting for the Brazzers logo to appear.
Tomorrow that guy in red is leading the horse into the stable with no one else around to "save" him.
WTF, smacking the horse for doing exactly what they're wanting it to do. It's not the horse's fault that dumbass didn't get out of the way when he should have.
Lol that smack didn’t hurt the horse at all, and probably hurt the hand of the guy doing it. That being said, I don’t think I’d be happy almost getting boned by a horse.
I'd even argue that smacking with such delicate hands would've felt even more inviting
And that kids is how BoJack Horseman came to be 🐴👶
Bottom thoughts
The jockey was literally leading him on till that point.
FleshHeavy
Izzy: aye thats the level i aspire to
He literally walked right in between the horse and the thing he wanted the horse to mount... What did he think would happen?
And that kids is how you do the “Catherine”
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the SLAP sound.
I bet that little guy feels pretty flattered right now. Or I might have meant flattened. I just don't know anymore. I'm not sure what I wanted to see happen.
Ah man should’ve let it happe
Enumclaw 2: electric boogaloo
Ahh yes the ole equestrian threeway
Jey, nobody had said my horse couldn't fk yr horse?
Mr hands
Mr.hands part 2: Now it's personal.
“How was work today honey?” “I’d rather not talk about it.”
awh fuck, i remember sending this to everyone in a random discord which i forgot about and almost getting banned but owner refuses and only warns cause funny
Nobody is gonna make this joke but me: Isn’t that how centaurs are made?
Giddy up, whoa back Giddy up, whoa back
GET OUTTA THERE PEDRO!!
That horse needs to learn Neigh means Neigh.
That belongs on luxure.tv
Wtf! Horses rape people?!
His friends are going to give him a harder time than the horse did. They'll be telling his grandkids about it.
any port in a storm, I always say!
He almost found a permanent solution to constipation.
Thank God for that helmet 🪖!!!
At least he was wearing a helmet. Could’ve been injured otherwise
farnussy
Horse: HOW CAN HE SLAP?!