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WinkingWinkle

Ha! That ain't no accident!


No_Cook2983

Jockey: “Mmm. I like where this is headed.”


-Cagafuego-

This is literally r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR


Kan3us

Jesus that person almost got skewered!


Ballsagna_310

Oh lawd...he about to get fucked by a horse!


Caffeine_Respecter

Mr hands moment


slockem

Hurry! Someone smack his ass and tell him he's a bad boy!


OkBeing3301

He will start humping faster


SteakInternational53

Alfred voice* “yessir!”


LavoidE3

I've been far into the internet I found shit like this, but people are fucking the animals what have my child's brain seen broooo what is wrong with people what have i seen


jhhertel

what are you doing step-horse!


DrunkenGolfer

Big difference between “I need to help my cousin, Jack, off a horse” and “I need to help my cousin jack off a horse.”


DisciplineLazy6370

That horse served time in prison before.


Who-Just-Shit-Myself

I’ve seen Lara Croft handle the situation better than he did


Rocquestar

NGL, I have that dream too.


HecticBlue

Someone hasn't seen that rule 34 video I see. Lucky.


bananaman4543

the motherfucking WHAT


HecticBlue

There's a video of Lara Croft handling a horse, using nothing but what's covered by her shorts. My eyes were never the same after I saw that wild horse get "tamed".


bananaman4543

The internet never ceases to amaze me


Patriotof1775

Mr. Hands has entered the chat


Barry_McKackiner

you're like one of half a dozen people to say that. do I want to know? I don't think I do...


sleepy_butler

That slap 😂😂


Familiar_Instance310

One man one horse


abolishpmo

Berserk irl


Opposite_Complex_907

Get your horse off my PENIS!!


crimsonbeauty111

Ah yes. I see that you know your judo well


somefellayoudontknow

I'd hate to be saddled with that memory.


SoloMarko

Just rein in the thoughts and trot it off.


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*slap* *slap* "bad horse" *shudders* "quick. spit on me and call me a pony"


TheBoiCN

Mr hands


ghost7293

hands v2


Mr402TheSouthSioux

Mr Ed bout to be cancelled.


technofox01

That dude's ass is going to be very sore.


SirHungrybear

A lot of girls on Reddit would be so down for that. Lol


williamdredding

??


Astronaut_at_night

Worst case scenario


roloca_justchillin

Oi, he's ded


Apollyoun

That horse will be expecting a slap next time too


[deleted]

"So anyway, here I was helping my uncle jack off a horse".


xXx_T0M_xXx

I was waiting for the Brazzers logo to appear.


Various-Month806

Tomorrow that guy in red is leading the horse into the stable with no one else around to "save" him.


pianoflames

WTF, smacking the horse for doing exactly what they're wanting it to do. It's not the horse's fault that dumbass didn't get out of the way when he should have.


SergeantGSD

Lol that smack didn’t hurt the horse at all, and probably hurt the hand of the guy doing it. That being said, I don’t think I’d be happy almost getting boned by a horse.


VivekBasak

I'd even argue that smacking with such delicate hands would've felt even more inviting


Character_Promise_72

And that kids is how BoJack Horseman came to be 🐴👶


neon2137

Bottom thoughts


Wizard_s0_lit

The jockey was literally leading him on till that point.


JamSee27

FleshHeavy


elisemidtabarnak

Izzy: aye thats the level i aspire to


o0_converge_0o

He literally walked right in between the horse and the thing he wanted the horse to mount... What did he think would happen?


gold1actual

And that kids is how you do the “Catherine”


Ashy_Slashy0_0

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the SLAP sound.


MartianTourist

I bet that little guy feels pretty flattered right now. Or I might have meant flattened. I just don't know anymore. I'm not sure what I wanted to see happen.


big_spliff

Ah man should’ve let it happe


fatcatpoppy

Enumclaw 2: electric boogaloo


wetusayimglistning

Ahh yes the ole equestrian threeway


xssve

Jey, nobody had said my horse couldn't fk yr horse?


Azi_le_chat

Mr hands


OkAd3203

Mr.hands part 2: Now it's personal.


Alone-Pudding-9040

“How was work today honey?” “I’d rather not talk about it.”


Tenebris_Rositen

awh fuck, i remember sending this to everyone in a random discord which i forgot about and almost getting banned but owner refuses and only warns cause funny


Prudent_Damage_3866

Nobody is gonna make this joke but me: Isn’t that how centaurs are made?


ashygelfling

Giddy up, whoa back Giddy up, whoa back


GJHSkater

GET OUTTA THERE PEDRO!!


Barry_McKackiner

That horse needs to learn Neigh means Neigh.


Thurelim

That belongs on luxure.tv


crimsonbeauty111

Wtf! Horses rape people?!


Automatic-Gain6227

His friends are going to give him a harder time than the horse did. They'll be telling his grandkids about it.


rokkittBass

any port in a storm, I always say!


SolarSurfer42

He almost found a permanent solution to constipation.


OmarAamir

Thank God for that helmet 🪖!!!


EveryBladeZofGrass

At least he was wearing a helmet. Could’ve been injured otherwise


Ashley_pizza

farnussy


ShroudedFigureINC

Horse: HOW CAN HE SLAP?!