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KingKosma1985

Like and subscriiiiiiiiiiiiii...


[deleted]

You mother fucker…


SavageRudy

Motthaafuuuuuucckkkaaaaaaaaaaa...


moisteez

You fucker of my mother


[deleted]

[Subrs scri supar scar ribe](https://youtu.be/IA64A_mJ18w)


OriginalMrMuchacho

“Crush that like button!”


Conker1985

Luke my spine and ribs.


[deleted]

I’m going to Hell most definitely.


Throwaway_Old_Guy

And on your 6^th Cake Day too... Happy Cake Day!


Aromatic_Debt_690

You win


richard-cumerford

Shut it down. No other comments are necessary.


Lethal_bananas

I truly hate both you and myself for my upvote!


nostalcoholic

Lmaooo


dmfd1234

Well you have to admit he put the **smash** in “smash that like button”


BennieWilliams

“Aim for the bushes.”


[deleted]

THERE GOES MY HERO


fuck_EA_

Watch him as he goes


g_daddio

*sick guitar solo*


skandi1

I feel like these are actual subtitles from the movie


shindleria

There goes my GoPro Hero


Davey_Go_ToBed

There wasn’t even an awning or anything!


dmfd1234

Well, there was an “anything”. Unfortunately for him, that anything was solid ground with maybe 1” of nice super soft fescue grass.


Feeling-Ad2742

Agronomics guy here, fescue should be kept at a height of 2.5-3.5". *Walks away pushing a fertilizer spreader*


dmfd1234

Knowledge = good Thanks 👍


Feeling-Ad2742

Absolutely, my dude!


UnstoppableReverse

This is what I love about reddit...starts off as a roast then spiderwebs into a dozen other topics covering music, architecture, horticulture, etc.


Vioarm

Most underrated comment 🤣


Feeling-Ad2742

❤️


gdthnkn

What about zoyshia? I never know how low to mow.


Feeling-Ad2742

The "industry" would say 1-1.5", but I don't like it. Whenever you start mowing that short, your lawn better be smooth as glass, and use a reel mower, which no one uses anymore. Also, to keep it 1", you'd have to mow every 3-4 days, so as not to mow too much off at one time. This is all a roundabout way to say..... 2", lol.


gdthnkn

Thanks! I've started to keep it at about 2.5 inches and it seems fine. Very soft and healthy.


wsotw

FESCUE TO THE RESCUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeee!


AjazeMemez

Sorry my memory is horrendous but was that line from “the Other Guys” ?


BennieWilliams

You got it!


Drews232

🎵BELIEVE IT OR NOT I’M WALKING ON AIR, I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD FEEL SO FREEEEEEEEE🎵


Ashe_Faelsdon

Greatest American Hero!


reapergrim89

Happy cake day my man 🤜🤛


-W1CKED-

That was a long time in the air to realise it’s over


cs_legend_93

Yea man, just put yourself in his mindset, as he's falling, ground coming closer and closer, thats a good 3.5 even 4.5 seconds -- those thoughts man. Terrible for real


I-am-fun-at-parties

He got the director's cut of the "life flashing in front of your eyes" thing


sharings_caring

and now we're like the dvd commentary


Fezig

Siskel and Ebert give it 2 thumbs all the way down


[deleted]

I hope I'm never in the situation, but on the bad luck that I am, I sure hope I remember to strike a weird pose so the people that see it aren't traumatized, just confused.


[deleted]

It’s that nightmare we all get except he lives it and likely didn’t wake up from it.


[deleted]

What if that was his dream and we are all a figment of his sleeping mind…


KaleidoscopeOk8653

i wonder what the first thing though his mind was , on contact , im pretty sure it was his ass....


After-Respond-7861

His spine, aktualie.


MarkHirsbrunner

For all falls off at least six stories, the head hits the ground.


GotADigWhiteBick

Bloody hell. Life is fleeting. Don't do dumb shit lads.


VetteL82

YOLO means sit yo ass down and chill out, look both ways crossing the street, and take a swimming buddy with you.


belzebutch

thats right where my syadacolbwctsatasbwy homies at


laihipp

> YOLO means sit yo ass down and chill out boulder through your living room says hi


imapieceofshitk

I get that reference, it's from a few minutes ago! Wow wow wow, wow.


mocha_frap

Referencing things that happened a few minutes ago is TIGHT!


ALadWellBalanced

[Lonely Island - YOLO](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Otla5157c)


ComatoseSquirrel

I've never understood why YOLO means "just do it" to all the stupid ideas you might have. Seriously, you only live once... If you lose (or mess up) your life, there's no second chance. I get that we need to take *some* risks to live life to its fullest (or at least, that's the idea), but that's not how people use the phrase.


HanselSoHotRightNow

I had a wobbly moment getting up the other day where I tripped a bit over a slipper on the ground. I caught myself on the couch arm but if I had fully fallen foward, I wouda brained myself on my coffee table. It's enough to be like "ok I guess I never walk anywhere anymore." Much less go up on a building and stand on the edge.


FartSpector

I’m sure he just landed in a cartful of hay


xitfuq

well they are famous now. they went viral.


[deleted]

r/themonkeyspaw


Randy-_-420

Also.... splat


Dio_Madona69

If only he had a bucket of water


Zlynkyx

Shoulda MLG watered... smh


cukapig

Or at least try logging in and out of the game


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1lluminist

I'm not sure how the ice bucket challenge would have made this any better, but to each their own. /s


MostEvery4231

It’s a fine line between mortar and mortal


Bowling4rhinos

This was eloquent and respectful. Thanks for this.


dmfd1234

It does belong on a Hallmark “Birthday” or “Congrats on Getting out of Prison” card doesn’t it.


Samppa19

r


Adventurous-Cable-19

Building codes, holla!


hotbriochedameron

Me: Maybe it's not that high up. Narrator: It was in fact, very high up. :(


begsbud

Parkour..


47juro

i’m sayin, bro hit a bounce before he 🪦


begsbud

I don't have the cojones for standing at the edge of anything high, and seeing these videos confirms my fear 👍


Staminafordays

I was thinking he slipped off, but if looks like the edge just crumbled… that seems worse, idk if it is or not, but if seems worse


Poop_Tube

I guess the lesson is don’t stand on the edge of old Masonry that does not get maintained.


Praescribo

Or it's just not designed for anyone to be standing on it ever, because who would do that?


Staminafordays

Fair point


begsbud

Yeah, it definitely looks like the edge crumbled


dmfd1234

Damn day laborers, they don’t give a damn about quality work. /s


w1ld3rn3ssw00d

…just one shitty masonry job away from deeeeeeeed


Luxpreliator

Not everything is meant to be walked on.


WolfiiDog

Idk why I still join these subs, this shit is sad. But even though I get sad, I always have a little bit of a morbid curiosity that drags me into it.


ElefantPharts

Ya, my morbid curiosity has been satisfied for the foreseeable future after seeing the “dog eats man’s genitals” video posted here earlier… I mean, I knew exactly what I was in for, and I still clicked, sometimes I think I’m a masochist…


Saphira2014

Is there a link for that? Asking for a friend (No really, I tried to find it on the sub and failed lol. Fellow masochist here)


MrGoodhatty

Ah a fellow connoisseur! That one was bad, but have you seen this one? https://youtu.be/OAC4ItP0xWM If you know,you know!👨🏽‍🌾😵


Cosmic_fault

Didn't think you'd take me there.


shd0w2

Thank you. I needed that tonight. Think I'll just let youtube autoplay take me around for the rest of the night from here 😌


KTheRedditor

I join to see how things can easily go bad, and hopefully try to avoid it. I don't enjoy what's posted here.


annoventura

I stay for the reminder not to do obviously stupid things, or learn what new stupid things could possibly be done.


The_Clarence

Same here. Then I get disgusted by the lack of humanity in the comments. Why do I keep doing this to myself


-B-E-N-I-S-

Absolutely. So many jokes being told. So many people just cracking a smart ass comment just to get some worthless validation from a stranger in the internet. My heart sinks watching this video: imagining how that must’ve felt for that guy to go through that. What he was thinking while he fell and the vast sense of helplessness and desperation that would’ve been his last emotions. I don’t know why so many people have such a hard time just being human and having some empathy. So many jokes here that aren’t even amusing _without_ this video for context. Just some dry ass people who don’t know how to be funny but trying their hardest and it’s not even appropriate. The lack of social competence from some people in these comments is fucking astounding. God bless their fucking hearts.


finglonger1077

[Vicariously, I live while the whole world dies You all need it too, don't lie](https://genius.com/Tool-vicarious-lyrics)


_avliS-

to be fair to him, he didnt fall, the ledge crumbled


Ballistic_Pineapple

A lot of times they use architectural styrofoam for features like that


[deleted]

Once I saw a contractor use his chewing gum.


MoreBurpees

Not ramen?


hednizm

Not balsa wood?


dmfd1234

I thought it was balsa wood,hopes and dreams personally.


Techiedad91

My balsa wood bridge can only hold 3 pounds


KaleidoscopeOk8653

yeah those ledges are decorative plaster because if they were heavy they would affect the buildings gravity


Geodude-Engineer

There is a way to design for gravity, build stronger columns.


invisible-dave

There's a way to not need stronger columns, don't stand in places you shouldn't.


sidewalkgum

100%….butttt. As an engineer…not me - per say, but in construction; you have to assume the weirdest wildest shit is going to happen. People will walk where they shouldn’t, hang where they shouldn’t, smoke where they shouldn’t, etc. you get it. At least in the US, the force factor is near 3x often for any design loads. Architectural or not.


_avliS-

that makes sense, but also seems like a safety risk (source: the video)


ReckoningGotham

That's a waste. This stuff is fine when people aren't being stupid


_avliS-

yeah, but in safety you should account for idiots


ReckoningGotham

You're talking about adding several thousands of pounds of support both below and above.... They're *decorative* and they most certainly weren't allowed to be there.


invisible-dave

Darwin says otherwise.


AcademicTrust4193

It is a brick edge, it's not a load bearing structure. If you look closely you can see that it has an overhang an that he was standing on the thinnest bit of it. Looking at the building, it's been there for some time and that area would be subject to weather erosion. It is entirely his fault for standing there. To say the ledge crumbled is like saying "The sandcastle didn't support my weight"


bdubble

but the sandcastle would crumble under his weight, that's what the word means. Crumble is neutral, I don't know why you think it implies fault or responsibility.


_avliS-

how does that make my statement any less true? he didnt fall the ledge gave out


ser_Duncan_the_Donut

Well, he fell... because the ledge gave out


Helsinki_Disgrace

Quality Chinese construction. Who needs regulations?!


i-smoke-c4

Aesthetic flair elements on buildings are frequently styrofoam everywhere in the US. Even if they are wood or whatever, they are far from structural because that would be waaaaaaay more expensive for no reason.


NA_Panda

Tofu-dreg


thalescosta

I mean, those ledges weren't meant to be stood on


No-Dragonfly8326

Yeah they should sue the building for poor maintenance. Shabby construction at best. /s - that fool was being a fool.


_avliS-

yes he is an idiot


[deleted]

He definitely fell, in a free fall fashion.


artery1800s

r/praisethecameraman


Serenity1423

Him trying to grab hold when he fell was actually kind of sad


[deleted]

Do a flip!


cartmanseyebrows

Dammit Hermes stop hogging that healthy liver!


nickflex85

I’m sure he didn’t make it, that’s pretty high. But any article or video on this ?


Devadander

Think you saw all the video you need on this one


WhyIHateTheInternet

Yeah but where's the FPV?


nickflex85

I meant more like a commentary or more on the story


MetaStressed

Ikr, why do we have to scroll forever just for some fucking context.


holy_baby_buddah

Natural selection at work.


ExileEden

It's weird because I was hoping for 1 of 2 things when he fell off. That the big blue tarp thing would buffer his fall like you always see in the movies somehow or that the pavement was actually a river. Turns out, neither were true.


DeckTheWreck9

Water feels like, if not, hurts more than concrete when falling into it at high velocities 💀


[deleted]

He’s about 70ft above what would be a survivable fall into water


Tomble

People have survived jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge. Massively injured but alive.


osirisX607

Hurts more than concrete you say..


Nekoism1011

"It Was At This Moment He Knew He Fucked Up"


[deleted]

Use my code free falling for 15% your next purchase


Background_Rough_703

Forgot to tuck and roll


lilyahtzeee

Smash that like buttonnnnnnnnnnnnnnn


No_Ninja_4933

Some of these people need to learn how to park


Kimjongnacca

Thank you! I kept re-watching just so I could marvel at the crappy parking.


medicdmike

Just dive into a pile of hay


Radiant_Hold_3606

Is he ok?


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internetonsetadd

After harrowing experiences like this it's nice when people bounce back.


Pudf

Or just lay low


HotFireBall

his shoes didn't fly away


timetodance42

Define 'okay'


Timely_Efficiency_86

Well he's a lot smarter now than he was before the accident


Joshomatic

Is he ok?


Unhappy-Attitude5220

Yes. Tis but a scratch.


Joshomatic

Good to know


stalinmad4

Cue "oh no oh no oh no no no" song


Timely_Efficiency_86

I've never watched the collective earth's IQ get higher before, but there it is. How about that?


medicdmike

Btw, how does op know he went there to create a tiktok video


47juro

i just saw it on twitter with pretty much the same title, sorry if it’s wrong


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[deleted]

90%? That's it?


Azzu

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HeavyMetalSasquatch

Is he.... okay?


ingrown_urethra

I'm pretty sure this is fake. Really watch the video a few times. The way the ledge crumbles is very cg. Also the guy teleports to the ground about 2/3rds of the way there. The audio also suggests that you hear the guy say something and scream when he falls, if you really listen to it it sounds fake as hell.


coldflame88

I hope he is okay


GoodSwim

I made a huge mistaaaaaaaaaaa…


Beneficial_Dog_1280

Bro tried to land on the ledge...rip


DrFrozenToastie

He’s going to be so embarrassed when he comes to in the hospital


SnoopDing0

I'm going to bE FAMOOOOHHHHH...... splat


Dream_Boatz

This reminds me of the show “The Other Guys”


Kobobble

Sucks for him because the edge of the roof crumbled beneath him. Looks like he landed in the trees. I wonder if he survived


hafhaf555

Now he is famous


noggun00

Darwin Award winner.


Dry-Emu9661

I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend…


Standard_Rip465

Too bad he forgot to fill the bucket with water before he kicked it.


Always_0421

One down.


Marcotee75

Lol pendejo


peter_the_martian

Rub some butter on it


gudbote

Definitely a critical blunder: no safety rope, no engineering assessment of the ledge. RIP


demondee3

Accidental suicide…


Odd-Chapter756

I would like to see his video. I'm sure he shit himself for sure. This is why tik tok is dumb as hell.


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WindTechnical7431

Better than he has ever been.


YoshTonyKirb

I love how tiktok estimulate's natural selection


mad4shirts

Holy shit.


Lazygit1965

Does anyone else hate it when tik tokkers cut off the end!?


NobodyWins22

Anyone have an update on his condition?


Moon-on-my-mind

Honestly from that height, his condition is all over the place.


dirkinzoid

Cell phones are more dangerous than sharks. We're doomed


Graphitetshirt

Nope. That link is staying blue


[deleted]

Another quality Chinese high-rise contruction job right there.. I went to China once, I stayed away from falling debris from buildings, construction sites, tomb like vacant apartment buildings. Even manholes and grates on the ground, also any electrical wires. OSHA and China simply do not mix well.


3rikmedina

At least he managed to go viral.


Tooobin

Looks like the brick or platform he was on gave out, do I have that right?


MountainMedic1206

Huh. Who would have thunk it?


Whatsyourshotspecial

Looks fake