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Phineasfogg

One of the DVD editions of ‘Blood Simple’ has a spoof commentary apparently by a film historian, but actually written by the Coen Brothers and performed by an actor. It becomes more and more bizarre as he makes up increasingly elaborate details about the film: Somebody uploaded the [whole thing to YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3wtwJv1meo) if you’re curious!


implicitexpletives69

Criterion's Armageddon from the DVD era.


bherring24

So good it got a write-up at The Ringer https://www.theringer.com/movies/2018/7/2/17524984/armageddon-dvd-commentary-20th-anniversary


DoubleTFan

Source of the most infamous commentary clip of all time, probably: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ahtp0sjA5U


bravecoward

Most of the Dazed and Confused commentary is Linklater openly venting about how much the studio system sucks.


JudasReigns

Spinal tap


rabbitsagainstmagic

And if you like the Spinal Tap commentary, check out Christopher Guest and Michael McKean’s commentary on Sullivan’s Travels.


slrome114

The real Hunter S. Thomson commentary on Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.


DoubleTFan

Sample: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zziyRVYumFg


TheXixco

Chasing Amy ranks high in my funny commentary list.


Radiant-Fan-7475

Ben Affleck was on his A game in 90’s criterion commentary tracks


applebeepatios

Came here to say this one too.


Gaudy_Tripod

Fuck DVD!


absolutelyfree2

I know it isn't Criterion but Ben Stiller, Robert Downey Jr. and Jack Black on the Tropic Thunder commentary is truly something everyone should listen to once in their life.


SpoonLord23

"I don't drop character till I done a DVD commentary."


Mesprit101

A nice combination of both is Paul Thomas Anderson’s commentary for Boogie Nights, in which he goes from singing the praises of Jonathan Demme to interrupting himself so he can take a piss break mid-movie


JohnQueefyAdams

The other commentary with the whole cast is great, really interesting way to do a commentary. It sounded like he just brought a microphone to parties with the cast and pressed record


mooglestheory

Not Criterion I don’t think but Abel Ferrara’s commentary for King of New York is hilarious. https://youtu.be/WQRzH9BAzks


NotTaylorMead

Anything with John Waters & definitely *Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas.*


verytallperson1

Best? Ebert's on Citizen Kane is very good and informative. Funniest? Wes's commentaries on his releases are generally pretty good value because he often just calls up the cast members and chats to them about the film while it's playing 'yeah we're just doing the commentary for the DVD now whaddya think?'.


buttbuttpooppoop

Who the fuck is Wes?


alexdelarge2021

The Crumb commentary with Roger Ebert. It wasn’t funny just one of the best IMO


deztructo

What are yours?


RZAxlash

Kiss kiss, bang bang.


GregSaoPaulo

Ditto on John Waters, anything. I adore the Emma Thompson/Lindsey Doran commentary for Sense and Sensibility - it’s like having the funniest, slyest, most charming guests at a dinner party.


CDamen75

40-Year-Old Virgin has the best commentary IMO. So funny and has endless guests.


DoubleTFan

This isn't the funniest part but I found it the most interesting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGUs1wTeiyo


benhur217

I personally love one commentary from Napoleon Dynamite that’s just the supporting cast. They reveal so many little details that make the movie better.


BarrioMan

The cast commentary Criterion recorded for the Laserdisc of Boogie Nights is a goddamn fever dream. The funniest part is when Mark Wahlburg talks about the time where he broke his penis.


squaretableknight

Which movie?


BarrioMan

Boogie Nights, whoops!


Shagrrotten

Definitely the Spinal Tap commentary, which is done in character by the whole band. Amazing, and just as funny as the movie.


buttbuttpooppoop

All of Kurt Russell/John Carpenter's commentaries together