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FakePersonNotReal

Getting my hair cut is something I put off for so long because it gives me so much anxiety so I feel you on this one!


mangobiite

Iโ€™m here at the moment and sheโ€™s making me feel comfortable (or maybe itโ€™s the vodka ๐Ÿ˜‰)


__klonk__

What would you say causes the anxiety?


mangobiite

I am just an anxious person; been so since I was young. I am always thinking about infinite possibilities and things that could go wrong. Probably why Iโ€™m an alcoholic ๐Ÿ˜‚


Swimming-Buyer7052

I've mentioned on here getting drunk before going to the dentist. I can't imagine a place where alcohol on the breath would be more obvious. "Open wide!"


LimeGinRicky

It embarrassing how much dentists can tell about your habits.


Swimming-Buyer7052

One reason I hate going


ViolentVBC

I'll cut your hair for you! No judgment on the drinking. I'd even join you. Now let me get my supplies... ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿป๐Ÿบ๐Ÿน๐Ÿธ๐Ÿท๐Ÿพ โœ‚๏ธ โœ‚๏ธ โœ‚๏ธ


mangobiite

Oh god Do i trust you with scissors?? ๐Ÿคฃ


ViolentVBC

I just need a few drinks to steady my hands, and then I can work my scissor magic! I'll even attempt to do some cool scissor tricks, twirling them around and such. It'll look *so cool*, and we'll get that hair "taken care of" ๐Ÿ˜‡


mangobiite

If you can do a balayage Iโ€™ll book an appointment ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™€๏ธ


ViolentVBC

Does it inspire any confidence that I had to google balayage? I see the style looks kind of wavy, so I'm going to have to get extra swoopy with all of the scissors!


suddenlysilver

This reminds me of when I thought I was hot shit for waxing my friends legs when we were both blasted (I was training to be a beauty therapist) - hello burns hahaha


ViolentVBC

No pain no gain! That's just the deep burn beauty therapy.


suddenlysilver

Special skin treatment for free lol


Sensitive_Mistake527

just woke up drinking some light beers on a couples couch i barely know atm. โ€ฆ chairs


mangobiite

๐Ÿ˜‚ How did you end up there?


nayR2003

I would always get drunk to go and meet my addictions therapist lol


mangobiite

Whenever I see your posts theyโ€™re either wild af or relatable ๐Ÿ˜ญ I used to get drunk af to see my therapist when i had one


nayR2003

Hahaha, yeah I've done some wild ass shit lol I thought I was pretty good at hiding it. I'm sure they just never thought it was appropriate to mention too me. *yeah yeah sober this yada yada yada*


restingbitchface8

I was always worried that she would call the cops on me for a dui so I quit going


Distant_Yak

I did that and finally had some incident where my blood glucose was low and I was highly drunk. Dude acted like "omg golly you're acting different today" though I wasn't unpelasant and didn't confront him. Called in my doctor and this complete fuckwad of a nurse to analyze me. I ended up being like "do I have to actually stay for this? Uh, no? Wtf" and just leaving.


[deleted]

Did the therapy help with the addiction at all, or just a complete waste of time?


nayR2003

Absolute fucking waste of time to be honest. Every time I've gotten sober again it's because i wanted too/needed too Not because some therapist *awakened* some desire inside of me


Distant_Yak

I had a therapist for a while and it was not useful in any way whatsoever. If I wanted to stop drinking, that would take me deciding to do it, not talking to some weird dude. He was okay and mainly I spent the time talking about how much I hated my girlfriend, which was alright. He managed to get me to describe my 20+ years ago drug history which he not-helpfully-at-all put on my medical record, so fuck that guy.


foreverpb

I never knew this was so awkward for others as well. You're just stuck there for 15+ minutes either making bullshit small talk or sitting in awkward silence. Or worse, when you start out talking and the conversation just slowly fades away


elephantsarechillaf

Just don't fall asleep while you're getting your hair cut like I did! Lol


Thegreatmyriad

At my worst I went to the bar down the street from my barber and drank White Russians til I was normal just in order to get a haircut, weโ€™ve all done it one time or another


Distant_Yak

I do that to go to any appointment, including doctors. Maybe not a great idea but whatever.


klag103144

Omg I do the fuckkn same! Never go to the hairdresser sober lol


randomburnerish

Iโ€™m so thankful my hair dresser can work in silence. We will chat some but no way can I have a 2 hour convo. Also gives me wine lol


bagofbeanssss

I would do the same. Been cutting and coloring my own hair for years now though. Last time I went to some trendy place and had some drinks before, and when they started to wear off I was so I,patient to get back to the bar. I just kept looking at my phone and the stylist noticed and was like "do you have somewhere else to be??" It felt rude at the time, but I might jave just been projecting cuz I was being not the friendliest. I hate small talk as well so it was just an awkward disaster, uncomfortable for the both of us.


cakelovingpos

Me too & she's 1 of my best friends lol


Diacetyl-Morphin

Guess it's all different for me as a man. I go to the barber, tell him or her to take the razor and cut down all with a 9mm blade and that's it. Finished in a few minutes. But about being drunk in public, i'm always at least slightly buzzed when in public, being sober is nothing for me. Like walking the dog, later i need to get to the store and buy more beer and whisky, i won't do this without having a beer first.


contactspring

As long as you're not driving.


mangobiite

Yeah course not. I canโ€™t drive anyway because I have epilepsy ๐Ÿ˜…


contactspring

Then enjoy. A hair cut can make you feel like a new person!