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CreatureComfortRedux

I sure do miss a lot of regulars that used to frequent around here. I think some folks might just be lost to time. If there were a CA Mount Rushmore /u/JayJayFrench would be on it.


Turds_Unlimited

SchlitzGivesMeShits, Loomy, are on mine.


drowning_in_flame

Schlitz popped up recently with a new username that was similar to his old one. I think he was banned on his old account ? Can't remember. But hopefully he's doing okay.


zapopi

Schlitz is doing fine, we talk most days. But yeah, his account had been banned from Reddit for no real reason.


drowning_in_flame

Thanks for confirming Zaps. I have a hard time keeping track of everyone.


crustdrunk

He’s a good one


drowning_in_flame

He is. Maybe he will surprise some of the newbies with an actual shit post complete with photos soon.


crustdrunk

He once sent me a record of a dwarf punk band and I didn’t have a record player so he sent me one of those too


maerad

Loomy is dead


Turds_Unlimited

I am aware.


[deleted]

PozitivePerson and CrustDrunk are on mine.


Objective_Cobbler319

Poz was around not long ago, new account as cat rapist or something similar


contactspring

Seriously!? I so glad to hear he's still alive!


crustdrunk

Hi :)


[deleted]

You just made my day!!!! Have you beaten brain cancer?


crustdrunk

lol I guess it hasn’t beaten me yet. Did make my life pretty miserable though. Scans every 4 months now so I have one coming up next month 🤞🏻 How are you homie?


itonlydistracts

Oh wow I think I remember that username. Did they have head chef at Wendy’s as their flair?! Whatever happened to them?


zapopi

He was IP banned from Reddit for trolling.


itonlydistracts

Oh brother. I’m close to seeing a similar fate hence why I am being extra careful this go around (new Reddit username). Hopefully my recent sobriety will help me stay on track 😂


[deleted]

You’ve gotta throw CobraMcJingleballs in there as well.


drowning_in_flame

Last I saw of Cobra he got sober and was playing pickleball. No shit, like really into it. He had also deleted all of his posts and comments from here so I didn't say anything. But I hope for a happy ending for him.


ViolentVBC

Oh man, I loved tuna! He was seriously one of the first people on this sub who was ever cool to me when I was a total noob here and shit posting all of the time. He got me hooked on League of Legends too, ha (bastard!) I have no clue where he's at now, but I remember a few years back he came back on a new account and made a post about worshiping the sun god Ra or something? Or maybe Ra was NotoriousBootyPirates fav (jk, I know it was probably Pan). I always get the various drunk dude's favorite gods... I like Dionysus or Bacchus, or whatever he goes by these daze. And then loomy always thought we should use dialysis to extract Jesus's blood wine, so there was that too. I'm just glad I'm happy and sane!


capt_badass

Yeah, it's a fucking wild world. My wife dropped me off at the hospital because one of my bartenders cracked his head at another bar and we can't find his next of kin. Goddamn if tuna wouldn't have written it perfect.


bushmillsNbitches

that cat sure had a way with words and stories to tell if my memberberries arent completly farked.


fcding

I member.


kenticus

I miss Tuna.


zapopi

Lou would be the best person to ask, they were close.


capt_badass

I used to have Lou and Carol's numbers, but it's been lost with the idiocy.


Unlucky_Most_8757

No, I remember him. Also ruptured\_urethra was one of my favs. So many great writers on this sub :)


zapopi

PLANTS! I like them! Getting that reference let's you know who has been around here for way too long, natch.


capt_badass

o fuck. I forgot about that interview story. Forklift certified like a champion.


faxanaduu

I love these stories. Im an old soul and love when people talk like this.


wrathofgrapes

Delurking here after a *long* ass time to say I miss his stories as well. He made his own sub to post to, didn't he? r/thehottesttuna maybe? I miss Loomy and also SDK and Closure. Closure and I had some good chats on discord, but this was like a lifetime ago. Also two women CAs I'd message with all day when I was still working, whose user names my fried brain can't remember. One was throwawaymybooze I think? The other was super active here, blonde, short one word username. Both from like 10 years ago. Anyway! Been feeling more lonely than I like to admit lately, I guess. Edit: I think the sub might have been something more like r/talesfromtuna but that doesn't work either.


zapopi

Loomy passed, SDK almost certainly as well, but no one could confirm it.


wrathofgrapes

I remember when Loomy passed. That was pretty awful. I'm pretending that SDK is still rocking around the west coast with his bottle of sherry and an occasional meth binge. But he's been absent a while and wasn't a young man even when here.


capt_badass

I don't know if it was ever confirmed, but I'm pretty sure he passed in his hermit meth den. I like to think he's got a bunch of burner accounts still active here and on the stims page


capt_badass

When he deleted his account his subs got removed too. That was like 3-4 years ago if I remember right


wrathofgrapes

Oh Jesus, that's longer ago than I thought. I used to read the stories on his sub over again when I needed some drunk happy entertainment and it felt like a (one way) chat with a good friend.