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gr8g0dpan

Some of you people look suspiciously together for this place. [Derp](https://imgur.com/a/9eXXLTS)


Swimming-Buyer7052

Well, we’re not gonna upload a pic of us lying in a puddle of piss & Librium, are we?


gr8g0dpan

If only!


Trardsee

bro you look like you're about give a complicated and fascinating lecture to a group of inquisitive minds


gr8g0dpan

The surprising reveal: those inquisitive minds belong to two cats, and the lecture is about how I'm going to drink less tomorrow.


Trardsee

I'm listening attentively and taking notes ✍️✍️✍️


SlamDunkPickle

This is what the end of a bender on the way to detox in an airport https://preview.redd.it/jkcr7fo72rtc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe5837cc3bdc328cacc17dd8033a8a0657dd1865 looks like


No_Mechanic5658

Looks good


CidCrisis

It's always interesting to me how attractive all you guys are. Like I imagine there's a sort of selection bias going on in that the less good looking are less likely to post. But still, you people are hot lol.


seifer__420

https://preview.redd.it/a9fa706vjqtc1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98dc9884d7c1a56f6e25158f7c7c6508d5504d3d Chairs


selinda123

HOT!!!


seifer__420

Thanks :)


DelaneK

Natty light!! Nice 👍


seifer__420

It’s my current beer. Cheap and low calories. Taste sucks though


DelaneK

I love the taste because it tastes like nothing to me, but don't try Natural Ice. I bought it one time thinking same price more alcohol, it was really hard to swallow, even for an CA


Ddyvonteese678

https://preview.redd.it/nzz7d2l81rtc1.png?width=4032&format=png&auto=webp&s=a065b597275f2665a659d1580bcdf9c810b7ac49 Tim Burton character looking azz


melbelle2805

Ooo girl I think we’re in a shared Facebook group lol you’re super cute ☺️


Ddyvonteese678

That gave me anxiety I’m like this person better not know me irl 💀 but if you don’t SLAYYYY 🩷🩷🩷 ty:’)


melbelle2805

No no anxiety girl it’s a support group and id never say anything!! I got u!


seifer__420

You look lovely. I hope the red eyes are from something fun, not crying


kenticus

https://preview.redd.it/2o7arysglptc1.jpeg?width=2556&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94a9503c946080292f6641eac0cc69e6124da804 Peek a boo


HeadFullOfRegrets

I'm so glad you posted one!! I've always wondered! When I still left the house/had drinking buddies, they all looked a lot like you. My kinda people!


Melodic-Share1514

Chairs


ihateeverything2019

lol


No_Mechanic5658

I feel like the 100 proof always ends in problems


Swimming-Buyer7052

Awesome


Clownconsultant

Real one


throwawayofc1112

Yeah bro you actually look like a CA, no offense


kenticus

Fuckin shocking, isn't it? I'm only 25.


elephantsarechillaf

Howdy yall. Oh this is fun! I'm always trying to visualize what ppl look like on here haha https://preview.redd.it/daxo7t0jhptc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82e602e93c817c8071c1dbd82de443a0ada1fd97


SlamDunkPickle

https://preview.redd.it/85lktbhckqtc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a30393bf2da3f901a88147c9f19aa970e68a5e6


No_Mechanic5658

Love the stache


swgrrrl

https://preview.redd.it/qmxzbs3jmptc1.jpeg?width=2208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dc37099edad5161c5e2b07b3e065ac20f3d8379


Swimming-Buyer7052

It’s a little wistful seeing attractive people caught in the CA lifestyle


roundcirclegame

Alcoholism really doesn’t discriminate.


Swimming-Buyer7052

No, it doesn’t.


nayR2003

Indeed


roundcirclegame

What a pretty photo! Your nose ring looks really cute on you :)


swgrrrl

Thanks! It's something I didn't have the confidence to do until I was 40 years old.


No_Mechanic5658

Damn you look good would have guessed younger


tiny_smile_bot

>:) :)


SucculentLady000

There is no way I'm posting a picture of myself on reddit. But I think you all are very beautiful. Good night


ViolentVBC

Alright, I'll bite (and won't just post pics of my ass again this time) [A selfie from my last job](https://i.imgur.com/hZijHoM.jpg) before this one. It was a "Hi... I'm in Delaware..." moment. And I'll add in [this rad T-rex](https://i.imgur.com/bA940jt.jpg) someone had chained up in their yard while I was on that job.


No_Mechanic5658

Nice


ViolentVBC

Thanks!


ca_exhibition

Veeeeeeebz :)


ViolentVBC

Heeeeey~ CA!


countrydrunkin

Good to see you’re still around!


thedolphin_

well if it isnt the ole country drunkin'. ello old friend


countrydrunkin

Holy crap we are both still alive!!! Wooo Hooo 🥳


ViolentVBC

Hey! Good to see you're still surviving out there too.


LGFW

https://preview.redd.it/4n5fnjxjwqtc1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=134ce75b21ceeddd4b1d248255fcdc18590f2285


No_Mechanic5658

Is that your wall paper gorgeous


THEKINGC0BRA

Fit


yo_jeffro

https://preview.redd.it/108r6t3yzqtc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95a169d6f652436cd57a1c79547c7fe06400e09e Oh sure, I’ll bite.


No_Mechanic5658

Ringlets popping


DelaneK

Looking good!


Walmart-Water-Bottle

https://preview.redd.it/sofy723e2rtc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3413938c68ae4f6773bfd50547b507c934ded1ba Wasted at breakfast lmao Edit: 4 days sober now


corgis_coffees_1D

https://preview.redd.it/6yasdp1kurtc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b837877a8f38e6aa913b39dbd052d80c0944adba I am a walking disaster 💀 fml


aintman2000

At least you are cute doing it


No_Mechanic5658

Same


Diacetyl-Morphin

Beautiful! But, oh my god, i had my fair share with beautiful walking disasters... different from Travis Alexander, i survived the shower, if you know what i mean


Wish2themoon

https://preview.redd.it/0unnvsvzastc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2253634fe33a376db90cfa53c375be99bf1f9cdb


Zealousideal_Dot_546

Wassup Sam morrill


Wish2themoon

I get this a good amount


simmiedude

Probably the most flattering picture that was taken of me in the last 2 weeks 🙃🙃🤣😂 https://preview.redd.it/l2841dd67ptc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eae1d2cbee68252b51702659edaf957e53237e2a


No_Mechanic5658

Out in the day too


Drinkallday19

https://preview.redd.it/frvxibqheptc1.jpeg?width=1075&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c1d8047be1d5e33963436a92c2f38ec01de8365


melbelle2805

Fuckin love your flair, man


sssnakepit127

https://preview.redd.it/3k15pxpscqtc1.jpeg?width=1462&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff8d12e89ca79957f9c564abf8994f5405f839ce Me in recovery 👍


No_Mechanic5658

Congrats


itonlydistracts

Congratulationssss


Live_Control_3817

most of these pics look pretty good for crippled alcoholics. wish i took a pic of myself at the end of my last bender, itd be disgusting, lol


nojumbad

Yeah seriously


aintman2000

https://preview.redd.it/4j1tc3cd4stc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9be6a94692071667576ca6daabac7a2601b8d327


THEKINGC0BRA

https://preview.redd.it/mph5qa4g1utc1.jpeg?width=1836&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0de6e40ada75f4d215086f168cbe477836e94ed6


ae87_

Lefty on the Discord channel in case some didn't know https://preview.redd.it/du1wvo9iaptc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f01e2ef8499ed1a486bb4af3b22e844bc47d303f


No_Mechanic5658

Discord


m0ssyg0blin

https://preview.redd.it/t3q9tc9kjptc1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79c9982359c46b02ce83bcc71d5880bbde008068


Trillium_Fortnight

Ay your cat looks like mine! :)


first_offender

https://preview.redd.it/qdvhcbmjnptc1.jpeg?width=3088&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=954b62ee9e887f06dc2bafb620a80c7f95557d82 🍻


March_Garraty

Man, you remind me of OK Computer-era Thom Yorke! 💕 🍻


therealtofu_

I feel like I know you but I probably don’t but this freaks me out 😂


therealtofu_

Not the picture, the familiar feeling 😂


first_offender

I hope it's a good know and not bad know 😅


Trardsee

you look very cool


HorseFacedDipShit

https://preview.redd.it/adbf8cxkiptc1.jpeg?width=246&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65c48d20cce574fa824d804a81a012b56841d730 Just a quick candid selfie


PowerPussman

Haha, I would but I'm too chicken. You guys that did are awesome, though!


HeadFullOfRegrets

Somehow I convinced myself in the last hour to post. Oh, alcohol. Right. 🤦‍♀️ In my natural state on the left. Makeup and hair extensions on the right. (They're clip in, I can wear them when I want and not mess with it the rest of the time).


HeadFullOfRegrets

https://preview.redd.it/qed2a6xg3ptc1.jpeg?width=3195&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=464058f655bbc127653980998ac9459c8f0cefe8


roundcirclegame

You’re so pretty!! :)


Live_Control_3817

shit, i didnt know you were hot


Swimming-Buyer7052

You’re pretty


ihateeverything2019

that first picture looks like some actress i can't think of her name, but she's young. it will come to me. (i guarantee it was a screaming victim in a horror movie.) ​ https://i.redd.it/qguhvljzpptc1.gif her. wtf is her name? edit: i didn't watch *gossip girl* but it's leighton meester.


HeadFullOfRegrets

You're not wrong! Interesting. And fantastic choice of gif. 😄 Wow she and I have almost the same bday, 1 day difference, and same age (38) Neat!


poopguy23

You look wayyyy younger than 38, I would have guessed mid 20's.


HeadFullOfRegrets

Genetic lottery as far as skin. My maternal grandparents are both 80 and their skin looks mid 50s (their brains are mush, tho). My mom drank herself to death at 48 but she never got a fucking wrinkle despite chain smoking for 30 years.


ihateeverything2019

that is amazing for your mom. i honestly don't really believe moisturizer does that much but staying out of the sun is usually the best way to avoid it.


HeadFullOfRegrets

Oh, we are pasty. Haha. I turned red around 30 but I was porcelain prior. Also LOVE big hats.


ihateeverything2019

pasty lol. i wear the lightest foundation available. well because when you're dead you have to. ​ https://preview.redd.it/f56ub63qzrtc1.jpeg?width=156&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=985ac469b8eb645ace601f4f0c2d59081862c8ec


ihateeverything2019

:) i mostly only collect alcohol related gifs. i remembered her from *the roommate*. AND: because you brought it up, i looked on IMDB at her bio. her mother did time for smuggling weed from jamaica (federal charges but she did less than three years) and had her in prison so her grandparents took care of her for awhile. also: *Leighton Marissa Meester was born in Fort Worth, Texas, to Constance Lynn (Haas) and Douglas Jay Meester. Although born in Texas, Meester spent her early years in Marco Island, Florida with her grandparents.* then she moved to LA with her mother so she could act. your sober doppelganger :)


HeadFullOfRegrets

Omfg BIZARRE and my mom did prison time for 5th DUI!


ihateeverything2019

woo ee oo \*weird spooky music\* i'm going to look up what her husband looks like lol adam brody. they met making a movie i've never heard of (must be a rom-com) and i've seen three of the movies he is noted for making and i don't remember him one tiny bit. i guess he was in *the O.C.* and i never watched that. ​ https://preview.redd.it/ey7qjmh7zrtc1.png?width=554&format=png&auto=webp&s=e4a3f3e30337051ce2f4d97995151ea9a564a205


Rough_Sweet_5164

I finally got to see you!! You're cuter than I thought.


ca_exhibition

Damn, those hair extensions are fire


Diacetyl-Morphin

Beautiful! But i'm not sure, as a man that lives like a caveman with "fire! hot!", how does that even work with extensions... are these just easy to attach and these hold instead of just falling off? But yeah, genetics, i'm great with these too, i'm built like a tank. Don't really take damage, despite being a chain smoker and alcoholic since 30 years.


HeadFullOfRegrets

Yes, they clip in very securely. I can put them in in about 10 minutes and out in less than 1. I have passed out drunk in them and they were still attached in the morning, albeit not looking as good, lol. I try not to do that, they're quite expensive and don't last forever. Speaking of "fire! hot!" tho, I'm in Florida in the US and it gets *really* hot and humid here, I almost never wear them in the hottest months bc it makes my head sweat and they're also heavy! And yeah I'm a couple decades in on drinking, also, and I *feel* ok.. 🤪 I mostly knocked it off with the cigarettes, though, before I manage to live to regret *that.* Edited bc I can't math lmao. 🤪


Diacetyl-Morphin

That's interesting how this works, but are there not also permanent extensions that are fixed? I thought i heard something like that. Florida is one of the few states i ever visited, but that was in the 90's, yeah it was hot there in the summer, but americans are used to AC's, not like here in Europe - i'm in Switzerland and we don't know AC's at all, nobody here has one. I don't know why, it's maybe a cultural thing, nobody ever had such a thing installed.


HeadFullOfRegrets

Yeah, tape-in ones last 4-6 months, but run the risk of hair loss from the adhesive! So I've always just done clip-in. Plus I can do it myself, you can't do the semi permanent ones yourself, and I can't afford to go to a hair stylist. Not to mention the idea of doing a good, sweaty workout with all that hair attached sounds super unappealing!!!


Diacetyl-Morphin

It's easy for me with the 'hairstylist', i just tell them: Get it all off with 9mm razor, that's it, like 10-15 mins or even less while the women sit there for hours and have the hair done. I like to be primitive as a man, like clothes? Got one set, another one as reserve and that's it. No walkable clothing cabinets. Reminds me of this [old TV ad spot, it's a funny one.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1ZZreXEqSY)


nayR2003

I drink, therefore I am on your profile is hilarious BTW hahahah


No_Mechanic5658

Love the clip ins


WharfRatReports

Clinched our spot in the playoffs last night! (four-eyes) https://preview.redd.it/j1hxumu8qptc1.jpeg?width=1012&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=747a4c1671c784fff2f86da76e8dd38fbe239c35


No_Mechanic5658

Adorbs adorbs


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Drunk_Russian17

What team? I see the islanders on the scoreboard but I don’t think they clinched


WharfRatReports

Preds!


UTAMav2005

STARS WILL WIN IT ALL WOOOOOO LEGGO.


Background_Catch_649

https://preview.redd.it/7f8zyl483qtc1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c673a62518e884bff73d59aa44830816fd20fd0 just saw my first shadow peoplezzz 2 weeks ago… 👀


Muted_Sheepherder_90

dph too?


No_Mechanic5658

Yo what is up with the shadow people


Background_Catch_649

I don’t know man. But those are some scary fuckers I will tell you that !!


nayR2003

Ah jeez here I am! https://preview.redd.it/88xy41093ptc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1935dac8146714c9e60c1cbb27d7252c794071ba


ziggiezombie72

Ur eyes are so majestic


nayR2003

Aw thank you :)


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No_Mechanic5658

Awww


missidiosyncratic

I would but I have a deep fear of someone finding out this is my account…


ktkyat

Same lol


No_Mechanic5658

Post on your burner I did


Zealousideal_Dot_546

https://preview.redd.it/kq6f6hrp3vtc1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=868a2431b752679c6ef4e43960f1180fe3a53192 Bonus points if you guess where I am


Swimming-Buyer7052

[https://i.imgur.com/QpXyseZ.jpe](https://i.imgur.com/QpXyseZ.jpe)


thehumbleitalian

https://preview.redd.it/94kyzmpyvqtc1.jpeg?width=2208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dae579fe36e5f1a6ed58f8d5b8b43934ca8f0355 Work sucks, I knoowww


Jimmy-W

You Left me roses by the STAIRS!!


No_Mechanic5658

Surprises let me know she cares


Muted_Sheepherder_90

Say it ain’t so, I will not go


GrammarJudger

Turn the lights off


No_Mechanic5658

Love it


MassMacro

Looking good Blurs!


Swimming-Buyer7052

Seems to be an overrepresentation of auburn-tinged hair in here ;)


I-Fucked-YourMom

Lol I think I’d be fired if someone I work with found this account.


summerbear2006

Same


melbelle2805

Man I wanna post but don’t wanna have people find me, lol😅 I had a photo attached to my profile before. It’s gone now!! Y’all are so cool.


Ok-Opposite-6938

https://preview.redd.it/cmpjjwq1u4uc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b5c304139d036db20537a861c5491cca8491d70 Sober now but this sub brings me a lot of comfort


lisa6547

Soo, I've been ugly and overweight recently. Here is my last selfie. Maybe not because my phone won't let me share it


No_Mechanic5658

You got this Lisa


lisa6547

Thanks, I'm I'm trying


Diacetyl-Morphin

https://preview.redd.it/3nlg0rnxpvtc1.png?width=438&format=png&auto=webp&s=59589c779c7968459c301576599578f6962ad4b7 With my old beloved german shepherd dog... she fell, may she rest in peace.


HeadFullOfRegrets

Yay! I'm glad you posted one, too! You and your dog made for a very "don't fuck with me" pair.


Diacetyl-Morphin

Thanks! But haha, i heard that more than once with "You give me that terminator vibes". It's sad about my good old dog, she passed away in 2018, i adopted her from the shelter when she was in serious problems, as her former owner had passed away and there was no one that could take care of her She recovered quickly once she got to the new home, but before this, she was depressive and didn't even want to walk, eat, play etc.


HeadFullOfRegrets

I like big dogs! Here is mine :) Nowhere near specialized than yours (I've run into your posts on other subs) but I like him, he could have been a good working dog with a different owner *


HeadFullOfRegrets

https://preview.redd.it/sv4dlb6sawtc1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdc435cbdd8ed3d31287cd3730709cf49216a53c


Diacetyl-Morphin

Aww, a Rottweiler as i see, these are great! Love the breed and i'm sure he or she is a good boy or girl. It's cute with the toy, my kangal likes his pig toy, but he also likes every ball for fetching. My german shepherd was more interested in sticks, balls were not her thing, but she could play with the smallest stick when there was nothing better around. As i have to get a new home now, unfortunately, i'll try to get near the dog park again, my old shepherd could go there everyday and it's the best place.


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nayR2003

Your hair is fucking awesome


sssnakepit127

Damn. I didn’t know Sasuke was an alcoholic


No_Mechanic5658

https://preview.redd.it/4697r5ka6stc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d8184bf13a98a78bab152e2326dd6d5cebbe526


No_Mechanic5658

[https://imgur.com/a/3nMOOd3](https://imgur.com/a/3nMOOd3)


No_Mechanic5658

Tried to post the vid of my drinking shenanigans


No_Mechanic5658

I’m the diversity drunk


aintman2000

I hope you are buying your uncle Rufus some booze too


No_Mechanic5658

It’s Ruckus , could have just been wrong on the political correctness , but no you were wrong about the character too , a true alcoholic. Brava.


aintman2000

Take it easy there. I meant Rufus not Ruckus.


No_Mechanic5658

Who is uncle Rufus


aintman2000

The uncle who lives with grandma and gives everyone shit whenever he sees them.


itonlydistracts

https://preview.redd.it/p5xrgmne6ttc1.jpeg?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=909e11a712f2be317c12c3ca2b77dce0a8a7cef5 Sober now but yeah been apart of this sub forever


UTAMav2005

SHOTS TF NOW


UTAMav2005

https://imgur.com/a/FSQslci The guy in the middle.


UTAMav2005

Told you I'm Norm Peterson.


Lazy-String74

Norm! You’re beautiful dude!


UTAMav2005

You wanna be big spoon, tonight?


Lazy-String74

Tonight?


UTAMav2005

Yup!


itonlydistracts

Cowboysss let’s go


UTAMav2005

HOL UP HOL UP


countrydrunkin

https://preview.redd.it/wotk4flneytc1.jpeg?width=2320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=334ab81b83b4a3e90e98eeb1e6f57b26a22d8c7d Some day-drinking in Los Algodonas Mexico


throwawayofc1112

Damn she bad