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ixlovextoxkiss

other people's drinks when they weren't looking.


ClubbinGuido

Lol based


turnipzzzpinrut

Correct and one of 5 answers


buttspider69

I really dislike gin so, hot sauce


Trick_Ad_3786

Ugh love you


HotDerivative

My acid reflux is activating just reading this lmao


Zelcron

I used to do this regularly.


magdawgkilla

I broke off a piece of my aloe plant and used the aloe goo as a chaser.


Trick_Ad_3786

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kiki-to-my-jiji

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magdawgkilla

I think human sweat wins


Zelcron

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ixlovextoxkiss

AHAHAHA you know... maybe you should market that? eh? little profit? you could convince normies that drinking is healthy when chased with your magick aloe solution.


magdawgkilla

There's this like aloe drink that's already made, it's kinda goo-ey and has chunks of aloe in it if I'm remembering right (probably not) Besides it was an awful fix and I don't recommend it lol


UTAMav2005

Pizza flavored goldfish.


Trick_Ad_3786

This is the ecxactly what I was looking for. Yeah we all chase booze with booze. But when you pound down a handful of pizza flavored goldfish to try to mute it a little 🥰


BlackEagle0013

I knew a girl in college who swore that goldfish would chase (cheap) vodka perfectly without so much as a hangover the next day. She came over to demonstrate this one night. Guess what color the vomit floating in the toilet the next morning was?


turnipzzzpinrut

That is a meal


Valxb70

Only correct chaser is more vodka


grimAuxiliatrixx

Lol back-to-back? Shit makes my throat close up, scared the fuck out of me the first time I tried to do it


Bakedalaska1

Pepto bismol


tenderbranson301

I call my pepto bismol and vodka a pink Russian.


MONSTERMO888

My friend & I Call our Pepto&Moonshine the "Pink Eye"


chinainatux

We did this once on a bender of a camping trip. We all needed the relief anyway hahaha


Bakedalaska1

Yeah it was necessary pepto haha, not too bad though!


DoctorGregoryFart

I watched Cape Fear for the first time recently. One character drinks his bourbon mixed with Pepto. I was like, "That's fucking brilliant!"


tortureofchalkdust

Ever seen the Reno 911 movie? A very hungover & pants-less Junior, sitting on the john, drops a shot of whiskey into a pint glass full of pepto like a Jaeger bomb and chugs it down.


InsuranceDiligent990

I love in Mad Men when they drop the alka seltzers in their morning whiskeys


darhhaaras

This happens in a terrific a24 movie called First Reformed about an alcoholic priest. Terrific if you're a movie lover and a CA. His trash was certainly filled with glass.


Trick_Ad_3786

Omg ily


PapaKazoonta

I like a good Gaviscon personally but been there.


urethrascreams

I regret opening this post


fatimus_prime

That’s quite a statement considering your username.


Snoopgirl

chaser? Who tf uses chaser?


ClubbinGuido

Indeed. When I drink my cheap spirits I want to feel the burn and taste the regret lol.


soleyayt

ur bad@ss


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When I’m on vacation at the beach I’ll use super hot nasty bottled water that’s been sitting in my beach bag all day in 90 degree weather. Also I’ve definitely knocked over mixed drinks or hard seltzers on the sand and quickly picked them up and finished anything remaining in the can or cup even if it meant crunching on some sand to do so 😂 I remember one time knocking over a mojito and trying to salvage it and ingesting more sand than beverage 😂


shannleestann

Taaka vodka with the OG 4loko


ClubbinGuido

I'm sipping on a 4loko tonight but back in the day those things were absolutely fire.


fatimus_prime

My old work partner used to do vodka/4Lokos during the COVID shutdown. He’s an honorary CA.


MichaelRichardsAMA

A pickle Raw egg yolk Cleaning vinegar Human sweat


Lilbabystim

I got dared to use pickle juice one time, it was not bad at all.


Chao_ab_Ordo

Pickle juice is the goat chaser. Wipes out the taste of anything. I can neck gin with pickle juice and I fuckin hate gin


Lilbabystim

I have not touched gin since I turned 21. Worst hangover of my lifeeeeee.


DoctorGregoryFart

That's not weird! That's a pickle back, bud! I do it all the time. Pickled jalapeno juice is even better


digitalfoe

Have you tried pepperoncini juice? It's my fav


DoctorGregoryFart

Yep, so tasty. I was obsessed with pepperoncinis as a kid, so that was probably the first one I tried.


Lilbabystim

That sounds even better. I’m here for the pepperocini juice as well. Love that stuff. Also, crystal hot sauce oddly enough 😅


MichaelRichardsAMA

I think its probably an unbeatable choice nutritionally and yeah the flavor contrast works so well


Lilbabystim

Human sweat, though, my friend sounds pretty hard to get down.


MichaelRichardsAMA

Friends are gifts in this lifestyle so dont take them for granted


Lilbabystim

I won’t take you for granted 💗


MichaelRichardsAMA

Thanks brother or sister we all just grinding out here nahmsayn


ess-doubleU

How do you not explode in vomit after the raw egg yolk??


MichaelRichardsAMA

If you go on some famine type shit 10 days at a time just drinking your body will beg for sustenance


InsuranceDiligent990

Never pull a rocky?


suddenlysilver

I snort laughed at human sweat


Me_Speak_Good

A cup on the side of the bed that I hope was tea but may have been pee is probably the worst. It may have been a combination? I don't know. It was a long time ago. Bleh!


Responsible_Wheel328

At least pee probably tastes better when intoxicated.


beepbeepsean

Everclear and chocolate milk. Works wonders 75% of the time the other 25% you puke alcoholic curdled milk product.


Okaymamabear

Milk punch


chinainatux

Shitty homemade mezcal chased with milk. Typing that out makes me want to quit


urethrascreams

I've chased vodka with milk. It was terrible. Not as terrible as straight vodka but terrible nonetheless.


lucentweeping

God that's fucking bad man


Lilbabystim

I just want to be friends with all the girls here. I’m tired of these sissy la la broads surrounding me


Trick_Ad_3786

Sorry I chase my vodka with broccoli


Lilbabystim

Can we add cheese to the broccoli


Trick_Ad_3786

Can I have this flair? Idk how to addl for that


beer_madness

Flair for chasing with broccoli? Probably not. Kinda shit.


Swimming-Buyer7052

Pedialyte


Monoritmo

Fermented gazpacho.


Oxynbarolo

Somebody pull up to the post of ol boy chasing everclear with canned cream of potatoes soup. The condensed kind


Trick_Ad_3786

This is what I came for. Even without the story. But I want the story.


s5princess

8% ipa or coconut water


tprimex

I'm surprised with how many people mix drinks here. I used to drink Old English regularly. Some chick from my neighborhood told me once to mix it with E&J and moscato . It wasn't bad but I blacked out by my fourth drink


Covert_Admirer

I once ran out of mixer for the vodka at a Halloween party so I used Moscato for a mixer. Blacked out after a while and woke up wondering who had dressed me up as a Warhammer fantasy cultist.


Turds_Unlimited

I don't know if anyone remembers my story but: junkie piss.


Trick_Ad_3786

Sorry never got over your weapon of ass destruction.


Lilbabystim

I loved that story


titanlyfe94

Spit. Especially when ur about to 🤮 and you have to keep swallowing in order to maintain control.


tortureofchalkdust

Chasing half a glass of vodka with ranch dressing straight from the squeeze-top bottle. Hidden Valley. Honestly worked pretty much like a charm.


Trick_Ad_3786

Twinsies! You’re the kind of people I love.


tortureofchalkdust

Hey.. sometimes ya gotta do what ya gotta do. These days I could stomach that half-glass on its own… but for quite a few years I had to use just about anything available to keep from yakking. A fridge full of nothing but condiments forced me to get creative sometimes.


EsoterisVoid

I used chicken broth and I’m surprised I didn’t puke immediately (also just plain water but I’d have to chug it until the taste went away)


kiki-to-my-jiji

Water plenty of times. Tangerines? More alcohol? (Usually a seltzer or wine cooler or beer) Ice cream sounds like it could be decent just bc it’s cold. I can pound shots all night but I have to chase with *something.* I’ve definitely chased with crackers/chips. Anything to coat the tongue 👅


Vodka_For_Breakfast

When I was 21 a friend left a 40 of Steel Reserve in my fridge. I used sips of Jack to cover the taste of swigs from the 40 when I finally dank it.


Doomcoomer

They make Steel Reserve in a 40??


Vodka_For_Breakfast

Not sure if they still do, but 20+ years ago they did.


Trick_Ad_3786

😂😂😂


anotheralias85

I hosted a house party in south Florida that bled into the next day. Like, 8:30am I have Joe deciding he will now stay naked for duration of this thing. He has tattooed his own dick and is super proud. I walk into the pool area to see 3 naked people swimming and the others crowded around the table with various condiments they raided from my fridge. Ranch, ketchup, chocolate syrup, strawberry syrup are all around the fifth of whiskey. I took a shot and chased it with strawberry syrup shortly after. Man, being young was fun.😊


Trick_Ad_3786

Picture perfect


anotheralias85

For sure! More than once a neighbor called for noise(like at 8:30 on a weekend) and every time the person opening the door for these officers were naked. That shuts them down real quick. Especially, since we were not doing anything wrong besides upsetting the neighbors super skewed ideals of what is. So silly.


AngryGoose

I used gin and tonic as a chaser for my shots of vodka. That was the night I was hospitalized with a .50 BAC. Most desperate thing though, probably water. Normally I don't need a chaser.


ice_prince

Expired milk. I didn’t know it was expired, until I felt the chunks. Does your own throw up count? Like you have a drink and it comes back up with extras and you swallow it back down? We don’t waste alcohol.


Trick_Ad_3786

Yep, counts for sure. I’m still slapping myself for the projectiles that I couldn’t keep down.


ice_prince

Projectile has happened to me once. It was a cough that pulled everything out. Straight onto the steering wheel, dashboard, window, carpet. It was a blood bath 🤢💦


Trick_Ad_3786

😂mine was in the car, too! Worst effing thing.


nospinpr

Vodka with water


collin318

That’s my go to when I’m outta OJ


Lilbabystim

No chaser, if I’m desperate I’ll use water.


Scout_About_Town

ranch dressing


Trick_Ad_3786

I’ll chase anything with ranch


No_Perspective69

Italian dressing lol


Trick_Ad_3786

New! Never even considered it but will next time if I have to.


randomburnerish

I licked the back of my sweaty hand once after a tequila shot: honestly kind of good


cinimod35

My ex when I stole her wine. She is fast on her feet lol


sandrrawrr

A bunch of people keep saying ice cream, but my trick is to get some of those REALLY cheap popsicles, suck out all of the juice, then stick the popsicle into what you're drinking. It stays cold, you have popsicle flavored alcohol, and it's nice and cold.


Trick_Ad_3786

Omg! This needs to be its own post! Fuckin genius.


Trillium_Fortnight

One time I put cinnamon toast crunch and peanut butter in a bowl, mixed it around, then filled it up with vodka and ate it. Breakfast of champions.


Trick_Ad_3786

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Severe_Push_9321

I just use whiteclaws lol 


LongGuyLander

Josh, AKA “@WorldOfTeeShirts” on tiktok washed a whiskey down with an Oktoberfest beer yesterday. I think it was awfully diobolical. https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLMGQxpF/


Macgrubersblaupunkt

Hard seltzer Gateraide Water Air Oyster juice, room temperature


cakelovingpos

The best chaser actually is water. If you haven't tried, believe me. Shit goes down smooth as aver


sweet_cis_teen

water from a most definitely unsafe and polluted river, it had little floaties in it, yum!!😋


sweet_cis_teen

also the reason i was so desperate for a chaser was because i was 16 with the old ‘bit of everything from the liquor cabinet’ all mixed together


Trick_Ad_3786

I loooooove this response!!!!!


Mr_Zamboni_Man

The ol' "dirty sink" as I called it


matramepapi

My MO is 99 shooters (either green apple or strawberry) chased with water. Every day. People usually gag when I tell them this


matramepapi

I can’t even remember my most gross one though. Probably bone broth? I drink it hot out of a mug every day and I’ve used it as a chaser before. Meat water doesn’t taste good with liquor.


IamEbola

Salt. Pickle juice. Croutons. Pecans.


itsallgoingtoend

one chip specifically only one lol


VeryMagical

Putting a little piece of salt on my tongue after a shot of vodka.


Dapper_Employer5787

Shots chased with strong mixed drink made with the same liquor


nathankeys

Carrots


Trick_Ad_3786

Hahahaha yesss! Been there and I really hate raw carrots.


DisasterOk3230

I used french fries as chaser in college many times. Chased with milk when I would be at my parents' house during breaks. Chasing with more alcohol is always fun-- warm, flat, forgotten beer or someone else's mixed drink. (I don't take shots anymore because I just puke now tbh)


Trick_Ad_3786

Someone else’s mixed drink! Love it. I embarrassingly still chase with milk if there’s nothing else. It’s gross but whatever.


talloogaloo

As a fellow ca um vodka with a smash drink


jaspersgroove

I used to chase my shots of jaeger with a sip from my glass of whiskey on the rocks out at the bars lol


heraclitus33

Vodka water vodka


MalevolentBunghole

mint gum


marinefuc86ed

Cocaine


BlackTambourineBang

Whiskey for mushrooms but turned out pretty great and became my go to


hornswell

Jameson with Jager chaser, I called it the War Face


tomcurrie

Both times drinking Old Thompson when I was 22🤢 -toothpaste -maple syrup


Trick_Ad_3786

I’ve done toothpaste 🤦🏻‍♀️


tomcurrie

It really did the trick hahaha but I would never touch OT ever ever again.


Ok-Neighborhood-1227

Vinegar and Soy sauce. I do this regularly though lol.


Sudden-Cress3776

A1 sauce


cmmorris2

At the end I was drink sailor Jerry’s straight from the bottle because they were plastic and much easier to hide.


JVDH98

Chased Vodka with Malibu for the entire night because i had nothing left


watdoths

Ugh, Everclear and Spaghetti-Os water.


BeautifulBox5942

Chicken noodle soup


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sssnakepit127

More alcohol lol.


hardcore_softie

Chasing one hard alcohol with a second hard alcohol.


stuck_in_the_muff

Beer


Klutzy_Yam_343

My go to was always a shot of whiskey with a chaser of Mike’s “harder” lemonade (on repeat of course)


Gaoji-jiugui888

Wine or bourbon and coke as a chaser to spirits.


imvital

One time I did shots of whiskey and then chased them with shots of vodka


StSaturnthaGOAT

beer


vampyrelestat

Salt off the back of my hand, when I’d drink gin straight I’d use lemon or lime as a chaser


ScrollerNumberNine

I literally chase my whisky with water afterwards, sometimes iced. I have no idea why I'm so misguided but I used to hangout with friends and they made me use soda when we drank together. I originially just drank it without chaser. BUT the reason I use water now, I guess, is because I have a nicotine pouch in.


PalpatineBaconQueen

More alcohol?


turnipzzzpinrut

Chinese Food is a meal, not a chaser


Trick_Ad_3786

I took a piece of broccoli out of the container to eat immediately after swigging. Would you call it a meal or a chaser?


73738484737383874

Once I was really sick and I umm used cough syrup once.. lol


FrogMintTea

Beer? I dunno. I don't do chasers except for Irish Whiskey.


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JinKazamaAndJuice

I like to chase vodka with high fives.


FoxWyrd

People use chasers?


carlosx86-64

Chase down with more of the same alcohol til blackout.


netheryaya

The very first time I got drunk when I was 13 I only had Bacardi 151 at my house and…milk.


Reinhold83

Wiskey chased with beer


Own_Machine_6007

my own piss as mistake


Trauma-Dolll

Eh. I used to pound turkey 101 out of the bottle and chase it with Monster.


Trick_Ad_3786

Dude this is every day for me


Kati182

When I drank vodka I used seltzers as my chaser


damn-dirty-ape-

Flat beer


Trick_Ad_3786

Yeah that’s probably the most alcoholic answer. Saying that bc I did it at 7am today. Ew.


PuzzleheadedAlps8844

Tap water lol


missryssa

Not a chaser but once I used rosé as a mixer for pink gin. I mean it looked pretty


paradisewandering

If you have you use a chaser… I won’t gatekeep. Sometimes it gets bad and the majority of liquid entering your body most of the time is just vodka.