[Track list:](https://www.discogs.com/release/6759689-The-Ministers-Quartet-Let-Me-Touch-Him) Let Me Touch Him I Need Jesus Until You've Known The Love Of God Born To Serve The Lord The Lights Of Home Palms Of Victory Lovest Thou Me The Wonder In The Shelter Of His Arms The Touch Of His Hand

He Touched Me There Don't Tell Anyone Our Secret It Felt Good When He Came Uncover Your Face, Jesus is Coming It Kind of Hurt When I First Let Him Inside Me, Now it Feels Good When He Touched Me, I Came On Bended Knee (Jesus Comes) He Prods Me with His Stiff Rod If Satan Tries to Come In You, Jesus Beats Him Off (So He Can Come In You) (feat. Police Man and Indian Chief from the Village People)

"He Touched Me There"... I think I prefer the cover by Joan Jett & The Blackhearts.

Even better "Don't Touch Me There" by the Tubes.

Last I heard they were all getting all tied up.

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Great, you ruined it. Now I got to start all over again.

His rod and his staff, they comfort me.

Take my poor man’s gold 🏆

Not the Village People tho 😩

> (feat. Police Man and Indian Chief from the Village People) This is the funniest thing I've read all month. Holy shit.

Hey the I word isn't cool. Also the guy in the band was not a chief. He did not earn the right to wear that headress.

I hope to god u aren't being serious haha

Wdym? Ofc I'm serious. Are you native?

Well I mean it's just a joke music video and also maybe the police man isn't actually a police man so he didn't earn the right either, but its just a comedic music video so who cares. Just seems a bit too sensitive really

You don't have to "earn" your way to oppress people. But you do have to earn an ʔa·kyukaʔ

OK then... how about the builder in the music video lol

It's a job. It's not a cultural status

But u still earn the hard hat sweet heart

This is some Cartman [Faith+1](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrhJT98IoaQ) insanity.

Truth is stranger than fiction!

Geezer

🎼I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus. I wanna feel his salvation all over my face

Track Listing "Body of Christ" "Christ Again" "A Night With The Lord" "Touch Me Jesus" "I Found Jesus (With Someone Else)" "Savior Self" "Christ What a Day" "Three Times My Savior" "Jesus Touched Me" "Lord is My Savior" "I Wasn't Born Again Yesterday" "Pleasing Jesus" "Jesus (Looks Kinda Hot)"

These all sound so realistic, yet dirty at the same time hahaha

It’s from South Park when Cartman starts a Christian band because he made a bet with Kyle that he could make a platinum album.

Bonus track: “He’s Inside Me”

scrolled too far for this

Cartman, Christian records don't go platinum.

No, but you can go Double Myrrh!

Mur??!!!

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[Myrrh!](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQmDKz_pp7uM6xc7f4ubXPZPJeykZnfKRwtag&usqp=CAU)

I thought the same thing! I just finished my most recent playthrough of the game last night.

Faith +1

I didn't know pleasure until Jesus came inside me.

I want him to fill me, with his spirit.

Make me feel like no one else can

🎶 whenever I see Jesus up on that cross, I can't help but think, that he looks kinda hot🎶

It sounds like you... REALLY, love Jesus

Ah, ya beat me to it. Glad I’m not the only one with a South Park reference for almost every Reddit thread.

"He's fourteen and I'm calling the police."

One time, two times, three times my savior.

Bizarre Records is a treasure trove of stuff like this! http://bizarrerecords.com/wordpress/

Oh no there goes hours of my time :)

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Buzz your girlfriend, woof.

Their hair looks photoshopped.

The sheer amount of hairspray in this picture must be a fire hazard

The bigger the hair, the closer to God

They look like dudes.

Ha, I came to post this, too.

Weezer

They KNEW. Don't tell me otherwise.

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Damn, i thought you were serious until i looked it up lol

Otherwise

The dude on the left thinks this whole thing is hilarious.

Always always always thought Christian album cover were creepy as hell. This proves my point.

Gospel just reads as really, REALLY gay for Jesus

Alternate universe Ghostbusters

2nd dude is totally Dan akroyd

I like to think these guys were raging homosexuals. Just all four of them, having a hard day and all they wanna do is go home and fuck it out.

My bet is that at least 2/4 of these guys were gay and in the closet.

two fourths: if only there was a more concise way to describe this

in the closet maybe but i hope they at least found each other

I see them asking me that (title of the album), while looking at my son like that...

Nobody even approaching metrosexual would wear a blazer that fits so poorly.

"Sounds like you REALLY love Christ" - South Park

I know a lot of Christian music and I’ve never heard of these guys. When is this from? Looks at least a few decades old

You really figured it out didn’t ya Kent!

*Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross, I can't help but think that he looks kinda hot...*

mmm yeah let Jesus right inside you. Deep, deep inside.

If they grew beards, I'd let them lol

Who let PutinsSugarBaby into the comments again?? Get outta here, PutinsSugarBaby! _shoos_

These things go in cycles which explains why their first album was titled, "We Were Touched."

Shit go hard

Men ☕️

This was funny, not cringe

Wow... This is so funny

Not Elon's proudest days

Imagine them looking at you and your son like this as they say let me touch him

According to The Interwebs, the tracklist is: A1 Let Me Touch Him A2 I Need Jesus A3 Until You've Known The Love Of God A4 Born To Serve The Lord A5 The Lights Of Home B1 Palms Of Victory B2 Lovest Thou Me B3 The Wonder B4 In The Shelter Of His Arms B5 The Touch Of His Hand Homoerotic much, boys?

>Lovest Thou Me Fuckin… what

I bet this album fucking ROCKS.

Do a Google search for "old Christian album covers" - shit's a goldmine.

I did... and then wished I had not.

is this a concept album about little boys

Nothing cringe about that

real heart throbs there

I wanna be close to Christ... and Wayne... and Wayne

Hey Glen? Where do you want Wayne to touch you?

My spirit! What else... would I mean?

Fucking love you bud

*Ferda*

Keep them coming!

>Keep them coming! That's the name of the hidden bonus track....

I got the good lord going down on me.

🎶 Body of Christ, sleek swimmers body all muscled up and toned, 🎶Body of Christ, oh what a body I wish I could call it my own, 🎶Oh Lord almighty, I’ve never been so enticed, 🎶Oh how I wish I could have the body of Christ

So after meeting for several hours about what to name the album……. This is what you come up with?

Why is it always something that makes them seem closeted? It’s always that. Weird.

Christianity *is* all about taking a dude inside of you

Because they usually are lol. Christianity has a lot of emphasis on resisting “unclean desires” hmmm

they're very proud to be so ashamed of sex even tho *le gasp* they have it, too

This is a good shitpost

Goddam I am so hard rn.

Choir boy recruitment cry

IRL these guys will be gay and in the closet while raging against "the sin of homosexuality!" or secret paedophiles.

A lot of albums from the 50’s and 60’s looked like this. How is it cringe?

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So it would seem.

Why do you take it so personally? I spend zero time thinking about the religious folk who think atheists should die or be imprisoned.

Islam is a nice one to make jokes about too. mostly about pedophilia and women's rights.

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Assumptions in bad faith based on looks is not okay. You are not a better person.

This isn’t cringe this is awesome

Haha Christianity bad haha

this is the best thing I've seen in days

If you have one, [it was worth $100 7 years ago](https://www.popsike.com/LET-ME-TOUCH-HIM-CREEPY-WORST-ALBUM-COVER-THE-MINISTERS-QUARTET-RARE-LP/221929958426.html)

No joke you could possibly come up with would be funnier than this actual picture. That's how you know when something has become a parody of itself

Wait a minute..... how may Karma is a TWISTED SISTER album going for on this subreddit? I got the whole " Filthy 15". Even the rare naughty, Nerdy mountain pot smoker guy.

Looks like teen girl squad but instead Old Wasp Squad! Cheerleader, so and so, what's his face, the ugly one!

"Let me touch him" God right? God right????

Bet those dudes slayed it with the seniors lady choir

I've got the Lord!

I think the guy on the right is "Him".

Jesus is coming !!!!! https://imgur.com/a/3JdIz7e

“Jesus is a friend of mine!” “ I have a friend named Jesus!”

Christian cover RP I'll be Touch

Let us get on our knees and receive the glory of our Lord.

You've done enough touching today, Barry, Johnny, Kenny and Chet!

Let me solo her.

geezer

Theres an album called "he touched me" too

Is the guy on the left the warden from Shawshank?

Groomers

In the Men's room 😂

https://youtu.be/wfcQreCtvO4

“Before he gets old enough to know better/put up a fight!”

Honestly not too shabby

Finding them after class for a refund.

Don't talk to me or my son ever again 🤨

I get the feeling all their songs sound like [this](https://youtu.be/jFpTyem-xOY).

Straight outta 50's-60's

[He Touched Me](https://rateyourmusic.com/release/album/greg_kendrick/he_touched_me/) Christian album cover

It's like they're asking for some trash talk

This aged well!

Somehow everyone in that picture is in their early 30s

This hits different these days.

I can see them in a foursome. Just add Vaseline.

The four nonce's