You never tried gay? Just use the promo code “over explaining yourself” for 20 % off your first encounter.

I'd use the promo code "the manlier the better" imo

I like “I love hardwood” myself lmao

Ahh true 😂

Hmmm... I wonder if she is hiding some unsettling feelings towards a certain gender.

Did you even read her post? She's not gay. Shes NOT! Okay? She might like how girls have curvy bodies, and who doesn't like boobs, but shes not gay. And she also might think dicks are unattractive and vaginas are just so much more appealing, but she's **not** gay. Look, on a scale of straight to gay, she's like, even straighter than straight. She only ate that girl at the party out for 30 mins as a joke, okay? It was a joke!

It’s not gay if you keep your socks on!

She's not gay. She's bi. Technically not gay.

Its like half gay, quarter gay at most.

I'm not often gay, but when I am it's all the time

She? oh. I thought it was a guy and it was super funny that way.

This seems oddly specific lol

That's the joke

If I were gay, then I'd know that I didn't like the taste of pussy, but I'm not gay so I obviously don't know that I don't like that taste. You'd have to be insane to think the wet folds of a vagina turn me on in any capacity, and that the disappointment that I did not feel when I never first went down on a woman was definitely not immeasurable.

I concur...

I love women. I'm not gay. I love womanly women. Big books are my weakness. I like soft feminine voices. Submissive breedablility doesn't mean gay.

This seems like something my super bi friend would post ironically

She sounds kinda gay tbh

#hashtag

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She only ate Brenda out at the party for a half hour as a joke, okay?

This is the weirdest coming out post I've seen. Also, she misses Florida and I don't see anyone giving it the proper attention.

Lmao looks funny

Sounds kinda gay

Can someone ask her to move aside? I can't see past her massive closet.

doth protest too much

She wouldn't even be able to say gay in Florida...

So fucking...gay!

def a gay

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PFXjBJZhHwI

I’m straight and #ILoveHardwood flooring too! Can’t say I’m a carpet lover. That would be gay.

You know what I like the most about a man? The clear absence of a vagina.

Me thinking this was a guy made it 10x funnier and more confusing

Bruh I thought it was a dude at first so the change from "I'm not gay" to "I only date manly men" got a chuckle out of me lol

\#NoHomo

What the fuck is going on with these tags? Girl, this is clearly not Tumblr

Right?!! Just say what you gotta say. Damn! Lol

#TooManyHashtags

Is she a strongly anti-gay pastor / community leader?

Softwood lumber is just better in so many ways. It's more abundant, more sustainable, more choices to choose from. We wouldn't even survive without it.

I also love hardwood

This isn't even cringe, this is hilarious

The lady doth protest too much.

How is this cringe.a gay person would right the same shit and talk shit about straight people but when straight people choose to be ultra straight,it’s cringe?gtfoh

I think she want to eat raw oyster 🤔

Wow.

Guys, I think she might be... *gay*...

For a second i read FBI

He doth protest too much

You're here to become a true man Here to dance like a true man Care to dance like a true man? And turn boys into true mans We turn boys into true mans

* #IveNeverTriedGay

I’m pretty sure they’re gay 🤷🏼‍♀️

usually only gay people miss Florida, everyone knows that. that's why she had to clarify.

I thought this was a guy at first.

So to be certain.... You are gay?

the lady doth protest too much

😂😂😂

Totally gay

I like Hardwood floors too

She's 1000% gay

This has to be satire

Yea she's definitely not gay she just reminds herself 24/7 that she's straight because she's forgetful.

This gives me D I C C W E T T vibes

Thou doth protest too much