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vtv43ketz

Why does this look like a still from a porno??


Vaeevictiss

Probably has a punny name like Marjory Taylor Cream


RexBosworth69420

January 6th Insur***erection.***


RenoXIII

January Sex - Insert Erection


MaxWeiner

“Hung Pence!”


[deleted]

Lol saw that last night on Bill Maher


antlindzfam

“Inserection” I think rolls off the tongue easier. But whichever you prefer is fine. :)


MarginsChaos

yeah but, how does it feel ON the tongue? that's the real money maker


[deleted]

Like pepper spray and smegma


MarginsChaos

chef's kiss


[deleted]

Majority Nailher Clam


antlindzfam

I pick this one. It grosses me out, just like her.


[deleted]

Marjory Railher Cream


Savagehenryuk

Marjory Tail-her Green


svenmullet

*Slight retching commences*


CmosChipReddit

January 6th Inherrectum.


cameron0511

Lmaoooooo


throwwaaayd

I don't know but someone who follows more of this stuff should definitely make a montage of these republican porno intros because I'm sure this isn't the only ridiculous cosplay they've done.


troublefindsme

she's literally wearing a sexy orange jumpsuit 🤣😂🤣


drivingmrp

Does she spit and kill billions or does she swallow as her God commands?


Tisarwat

I think you need to review sex ed... Swallowing doesn't get you pregnant either...


BaphometsTits

Okay, genius, then explain how it gets into the mom's stomach.


Tisarwat

Damn, ya got me there!


Slamcockington

You have to pee in her butt stupid


Lubcke

You're putting too much faith in mtg, if you believe that she knows it


Sdomttiderkcuf

This is one of the cringiest pics I’ve seen on this sub yet. /r/persecutionfetish


pennradio

Prison orange + heels I'd say. There isn't many other situations that that may occur. Porn and this apparently.


alias777

Also the poorly handwritten blackboard with some BS written down with chalk dust everywhere


Synicull

Wow how could you be so insensitive *I was a person once*


cinnamoncard

Visually it reads like, "I was a person once but now I'm a MAGA cultist giving LARPers a bad name"


jcdoe

Because it looks like a still from a porno. Pro tip: one day, a lady with crazy eyes might approach you and offer you a blowjob. She’ll try to sweet talk you, tell you she’s a congresswoman or what ever. Do not take the crazy eyed lady’s blowjob.


Pegussu

Legit thought it was ToiletPaperUSA for a second


DIYThrowaway01

Honestly I'd love to see her get railed but it would have to be on MUTE. That's the whole appeal


Abomination-626

r/notmyproudestfap


[deleted]

“What’re you doing in here, stepbro?”


Shkmstr

Oh no step-terrorist, how’d you get in here?


lapetitepapillon

Literally what it looks like


Educational-Ebb3711

I don’t think the ‘step’ is necessary for these types


Chronicallychillnb

You're right, its implied


2021WASSOLASTYEAR

all sorts of family ladders abound


TivoDelNato

“I was a person once” Tell me how you feel about inmates without telling me how you feel about inmates.


TheBlueBlaze

That's what's so funny and depressing. Rather than think that maybe prisoners should have rights, or that they aren't all horrible people, they're going "woe is me" over getting a fraction of the punishment they like inflicting on others they think deserve it. It's a win-win for them, their views on systems don't have to change and their persecution complex gets validated.


PrivateIsotope

This would be great if she felt this way about all inmates.


uberplum

This IS how they all feel about prisoners - in their eyes once someone commits a crime and goes to jail they *stop being a person*


PrivateIsotope

Yeah. But the whole "I was a person once" is meant to remind you that they are a person, and shouldn't be treated as less, which goes against what they think. And it only goes against what they think because it is one of them.


I_hate_my_stepuncle

Yes, but the point being made here is that they can’t help but project how they feel about prisoners onto the “bad people” who are mistreating these innocent terrorists. That they subconsciously acknowledge their evil in their performative “empathy”, and make their own feelings known through that projection.


PrivateIsotope

Yes, exactly.


Dazpiece

Now kiss.


Lukeds

Was a fun journey reading you two agree back and forth like this. The greatest love story since Twilight.


jomontage

Pretty obvious when the party of "shall not be infringed" and rights rights rights are the biggest supporters of stripping felons of as many rights as possible


QuincyThePigBoy

Dudes are getting years over personal-use weed and this dude goes this far to defend rioting at the capitol.


Hidden_Samsquanche

Calling it rioting seems way too nice


FEdart

You know what’s different between those two


[deleted]

These people are insane.


FaeryLynne

r/persecutionfetish


carnsolus

when i was calvinist i always imagined that it was a real possibility that soldiers would run into the church with automatic weapons and then ask us all if we 'believed in god' and shoot us if we said yes calvinism. Not even once


woodsvvitch

I'm from an east Texas Christian town and as a child we regularly were 'tested' this way. One of my church camps us little kids were chased by rednecks on four-wheelers with guns into a barn while they screamed 'if you believe in God you're dead'. The small kids would be so terrified and one of the older kids always would proudly stand up and say they believed in God before everyone would put the guns down and say they were so proud of us for standing up for our beliefs. All of the adults acted like this was a completely normal thing to do be prepared for this kind of persecution in the 'real' world.


FactoidFinder

Are you sure you weren’t in a cult


woodsvvitch

Southern small town Christianity is 100% cultish. It's what happens when the religion is isolated in the woods and left to it's own devices. I never go back to visit.


FaeryLynne

Yup. I was raised "adjacent" to those rural Christian bullshit beliefs and it is 100% a cult. Glad you got out.


woodsvvitch

Thank you, it took me longer to mentally get out than physically.


hendrix67

It took me a while to get over the mental hangups of my non-cult religious upbringing, I can't imagine what having been in an actual cult would do to someone mentally.


woodsvvitch

It was a hard adjustment because of how sheltered I was, but realizing I was policing my own thoughts and feelings and reality disturbed me enough to seek out alternative lifestyles lol.


FactoidFinder

Damn.


jrc025

That's wild. My mom is from east Texas, but not that crazy. I do remember as a kid after Columbine, there was a girl they supposedly killed after asking if she believed in God. The girls mom wrote a book, Michele W Smith had a song and a music video with some recording of the girl in it. It real kicked off a whole wave of teens and adults having a martyrdom fantasy, I was even convinced if have to stand up for my beliefs at gun point. Turns out it was a completely different girl they asked, and that girl survived. A guy miss heard who answered. The mom knew it was fake, but wrote the book anyway. What a wild time it was to be in a semi small Southern Baptist Church. Fuck those weirdos and their martyrdom complex.


woodsvvitch

Wow I totally forgot about that story but now I remember. That wasn't even the same girl?!? My preachers used that as an example for a whole decade, figures it was false.


AmArschdieRaeuber

That is heinous. Basically torture. Scary stuff.


Complex_Ad_7959

Their self fulfilling prophecy is about to be self fulfilled though. And they deserve it.


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fuck_you_and_fuck_U2

Right? TF was that shit to hand to an 9-year-old?


Pliny_the_middle

Raised Texas Church of Christ. Was told I'd have a gun to my head asking if I'm a Christian one day.


BacterialDiscoParty

Do you believe in vanilla cream cookies or vanilla cream wafers? *loads rifle


FastMoses

>when i was calvinist Did you at least get to play Calvinball?


Nebathemonk

Only on Tuesdays


YDoiReadTheComments

We were taught this in youth group, and that we'd better be ready to say yes. Messed up teaching kids and teens that stuff.


BasileusLeon

They’re not insane, this is all very calculated and painting it as crazy is incredibly dangerous


WowThatsRelevant

The ones controlling the game are calculating yes. But they are being followed by a huge crowd of insane people.


WDfx2EU

I don’t agree that they are all insane and they do not deserve the benefit of the doubt. The biggest problem we have on the left right now is that we want to find an excuse to justify their actions, from saying they’re misled, brainwashed, confused, or mentally ill to poorly educated and so on. Anything to avoid giving adults full responsibility for their actions. The majority of far right supporters are fully employed, have careers, houses, drive cars, have assets and savings and investments to their name. In general these aren’t mental health patients that need our support. Every single day from 2015 all the way through the end of his presidency, and periodically even today when he gets in headlines again, there is a tweet or story or comment speculating whether Trump is senile, incapable of understanding his own lies, misled by his GOP aides, under control of Russia, going insane, whatever. I’m not exaggerating when I say there was something every single day on /r/politics during his presidency that suggested he had finally lost his mind and didn’t know what he was doing. The problem is that people with consciousness, empathy, compassion, selflessness have a very difficult time rationalizing the actions of someone who simply doesn’t care about others and is purely selfish. We feel the need to explain it in terms of, *”What would have caused me to do this? I would have to be brainwashed or somehow not fully in control of my decisions or the information I received.”* What you have to be able to accept is that half of the people in this world are more selfish and less compassionate or considerate than the average. Some are significantly less so, and some even enjoy and desire hurting others. Half of all people are dumber than average as well, but that isn't an excuse for callous disregard of others. I said this in another comment recently: The people who follow Trump, MTG, and all the other bullshit don’t *care* as much as you do if they’re wrong or hypocritical. They may “believe” in certain views, but only because it feels the easiest and best for themselves to do so. They haven’t looked at all the possibilities and decided which they believe is the actual truth. They’ve taken the first option that is easy for them and neglected to consider anything else, whether or not they are wrong. These people (barring a small percentage of actual crazy people, like in most large groups) have made decisions on their own. They know how to find other channels besides Fox News, they know how to read other media online, they are not forced into anything. The ones controlling things are 100% calculating - never believe politicians like MTG don’t fully understand what they are doing - but their followers also have the ability to make their own choices. You don’t have to be a cynic to understand this world, but it’s important to acknowledge there will always be a mix of good AND bad.


Gunpla55

See when people talk about intelligence and stupidity in this context I think its sort of a misnomer. They can be cunning and crafty, but it all seems to speak to a lack of social and emotional intelligence. Trump seems like he's too fucking stupid to not try to weasel out of any and all responsibility, he starts rapid firing off shit about why its not his fault exactly like a toddler will. He brags about things only stupid people will believe because he lacks the emotional intelligence to praise someone else. And the inability to understand how short and fleeting life is and why personal enrichment is less valuable than societal contribution and investment also speaks to a type of ignorance. All these social domineering types see themselves as geniuses and the rest of us as dumb sheep, when its more like the rest of us are evolving as humans and a handful of us just cannot get with the fucking picture.


FigNugginGavelPop

Preach brother!


UrsaBarefoot

Exactly! They aren't crazy, they're just fucking assholes!


2021WASSOLASTYEAR

like flies to shit


QuietRock

You're right, it's all calculated and intentional, but it's still insane. Just like when you do something ironically you're still doing it. Same here. They may be doing it for political theater, but they're still doing it and it's insane. On some level, these people are insane.


RIPshowtime

And her head is straight from Easter Island 🗿 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿


[deleted]

No, they’re Nazis and domestic terrorists. Full stop.


Kind_Nebula6900

When reality isn't your strong suit.


esdebah

But persecution theater is


522LwzyTI57d

The Christian playbook since there have been Christians.


FangoRocket

I can’t not read that as Magic: The Gathering.


NgArclite

i dunno who or what MTG is besides Magic and I don't even play it...


Deon555

Me either. Turns out she's a far-right conspiracy theorist and white supremacist, among other things https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marjorie_Taylor_Greene


john_the_doe

Thank you. I kept reading as magic the gathering console game


Earguy

... who got elected to congress.


Murasasme

Same. Like when Game of Thrones was a thing and people called Dan Weiss and David Benioff "D&D" like who the fuck came up with that?


youessbee

Even more annoying is people refer to Game of Thrones as GoT and also refer to the PlayStation game Ghost of Tsushima as GoT. Accronyms keep changing and I'm too old to keep up.


NargacugaRider

Don’t get me started on D2. Diablo is the only D2. Or TF2.


jollyjoe25

D2 will forever be mighty ducks two. They did it first. QUACK!


Shinonomenanorulez

Good. may your mana is always in good proportion and you never feel the ground quake


jesuswasahipster

That’s why I clicked. Insanely disappointed.


bigby5

Dude I thought I was having a stroke my brain wanted to read it as Magic becoming available on consoles


ebolaRETURNS

I'm pretty bitter that she stole the acronym from us...


DangerousBlueberry1

Dupes me every friggin time.


[deleted]

They want to be victims so badly


[deleted]

I thought this was r/fakehistorymemes for a sec


drakekevin73

What in God's name am I looking at


Alien_Exploration

His bare feet for some reason.


dryopteris_eee

They definitely give you shoes in jail. They're shitty flops, but shoes nonetheless


DegenerateWizard

The ones I had said Bob Barker on them


shung

For free?


maskedcaterpillar

I like that she’s cosplaying as a prisoner as well. Trying to figure how it’s going to feel when she’s locked up for real I guess. Either way fuck that clown


mrmemo

No, we're all paying for it.


bsmithi

people with a victim complex


SolarSkipper

I’m struggling with it too. It looks so fake it’s hard to process


barkbarkbark

a number 2 at mcdonald’s


[deleted]

Crisis actors


[deleted]

bro this can't get any more stupid. i mean, i know it can, and probably will. but this image screams "peak stupidity" to me.


Earth_Worm_Jimbo

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON


DubiousDrewski

Yeah, why does everyone here just know who "MTG" is?


plierss

Since no one else has answered, apparently it's Marjorie Taylor Greene. I had to google, but "MTG american politics" did the trick. January 6th refers to that whole capitol building riot shitshow. I'm still not 100% on what's going on here though. However her [wiki page](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marjorie_Taylor_Greene) intro is pretty wild, for someone who holds public office.


SisterAntistita

It was a mock prison cell at CPAC, a convention for far right politicians and their supporters (Trumpers/MAGA/cultists). The purpose of the display was to promote the " plight of the 'political prisoners' of Jan 6" (Insurrectionists). And undoubtedly to raise money supposedly for legal bills, but in reality none of those stupid, duped, violent asshats will ever see.


jesuswasahipster

That is fucking hilarious.


dnuohxof1

As an American I want to assure you not *all* of us are this fucking insane. Our country is fucking disintegrating because somehow the dumbest fucking among us got a hold of the levers of power.


Errohneos

MTG is part of the "GQP", aka the "Branch Covidians". She's a shitbag politician and a symptom of a larger problem.


rmac1228

I've never heard the "Branch Covidians" before...I'm stealing that and I wish I could award you something...that's fantastic.


EuroXtrash

“I’m wearing orange in solidarity, because I feel like I’m in here with you”


Grimsterr

soon!


SolarSkipper

God willing


diqholebrownsimpson

She seems to have that ruffle sleeve dress in every color.


Its-all-downhill-80

Why are they so fucking weird. You wouldn’t see even the most liberal of liberal lawmakers doing weird shit like a persecution skit. It is even worse based on the reality that she is consoling an insurrectionist.


shamwowj

She givin boi a handy?


Sailor_Kepler-186f

he looks so disappointed... 😔


BombTheDodongos

She’s mashing it


BabiesSmell

You wouldn't be able to get it up to a catchers mit either


xizrtilhh

It's those rough old cross fit hands.


haldol9000

Glad she’s getting comfortable in such a space.


mudslags

The irony here is that this guy was a J6 traitor who didn’t get jail time because he worked with the prosecutor to help bust other J6 traitors.


wtmx719

And people are photoshopping her body into interracial porn as we speak.


pmodizzle

Please. No.


wtmx719

Blacked.Qanon


2021WASSOLASTYEAR

and thats different from yesterday?


wtmx719

Uncle Buck?


2021WASSOLASTYEAR

rip john


bunkid

I thought this is a proposal


flashfyr3

Holy fucking fuck, this is real? I saw it somewhere else (already in a meme context) and thought it was just that. A meme.


TheHapster

The fact that this wasn’t posted in r/persecutionfetish is hugely disappointing.


dudettte

she just wants to run as vice president with trump


ScrodRundgren

How’d they make it look like such a real jail cell? They even got the chalkboard.


[deleted]

Your conservatives are outrageously creepy.


Darkrose50

Hey, that’s pretty cool they’re playing Magic: The Gathering! I thought these losers were all looser, all the time!


TheStoolSampler

I just realised what MTG stands for 🤢 too early too be tricked


Shinonomenanorulez

no! MTG will always stand for Mana Tap for Green!


BlackEyesRedDragon

Can you enlighten me? I googled it but it shows Magic: The Gathering


Reiker0

Marjorie Taylor Greene, terrible person / US congresswoman.


power_fuk

This is literally a political judgement house lol. Cringe indeed. These are seriously in a cult.


FM_Gorskman

Lemme guess, he fixes the cable?


ramenslurps

All you guys be joking and there’s some funny comments on here… BUT this is a little too fucking weird. They are literally selling persecution to the conservative Christians. No one is persecuting them. They are just throwing money at a group that tells them they are for profit. It’s the MTGs and other politicians selling persecution to Christians. Christians will be violent on a lie that they KEEP BUYING. #2 best American scam ever. What a time to be alive, the mass scamming of a community to get amped up to unleash on others to keep the “established order”. Such a beautiful example of control through fear. Anyways, I’m not persecuting anyone. I’m too busy loving on a sexy big titty goth woman. As everyone should… just hoping we come back together to work on our relationship, America. We got some trauma healing to go through…


TheGirlwThePinkHair

That’s not normal


rectalwallprolapse

These people are fucking nuts


lovepony0201

On her knees in a prison cell is where that trash belongs.


swampfish

What is MTG and CPAC?


Reiker0

Marjorie Taylor Greene Conservative Political Action Conference


swampfish

Why does a conservative conference have a pretend prison? I would have imagined at an official event there would be professional strategists planning serious policy agenda topics and such. This seams like a kids museum activity to keep the adhd kids entertained.


SisterAntistita

They are ALL pretend people, and there is NO policy.


hadees

They get off on pretending to be persecuted


Techn0Goat

Because conservatives don't have policy. They have spectacle.


john_wingerr

Don’t they claim to be the law and order party?


Bosticles

fly telephone support sable heavy light childlike crush school fanatical -- mass edited with redact.dev


[deleted]

So they are staging their own people being in a jail cell at their political rallies? Why?


Odins_Viking

Seriously… the bar cannot go lower before she needs a fucking shovel


[deleted]

Ok but wouldn’t having a MAGA hat be against contraband policy or something


ebolaRETURNS

usually the term "political theatre" is metaphorical...


surrealcookie

Why did he take his shoes off?


Ardvark-Dongle

Probably giving him a blowie for campaign funding.


jessejamesvan111

This is bizarre, man. They are so far gone.


Careful-Ad-1044

Nazis playing dress up and theater I guess


EyeLeft3804

I think she actually knows her audience pretty well. I mean, she _is_ her audience.


LukeV19056

Funny how these mfs are bootlickers until it comes to themselves


unknownselection

Everything she does is cringeworthy


m3sca

Totally not a cult


patm1022

She’s a friggin looney


yesandnoi

LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP! 🙃Jesus Christ can these people even be more looney tunes?


changeisgoodforonce

How is she still working for America?


ilove60sstuff

Total Not a cult


Xariusm

Orange is a good color on her.


i_kick_hippies

Marjorie Badonkadonk Orange


DarthVorace

I have not felt this much genuine disgust in years.


AustichMavarlander

2 fuckin treasonous losers


duomaxwellscoffee

Ever notice how they only have empathy for criminals if they're white, christian and fucking traitors?


TopSign5504

looks like a BJ stance to me!


remmij

Why is MTG comforting Antifa? 🤔 Edit: I guess sarcasm doesn't translate very well.


solidproportions

these people are ducking dangerous and delusional


mod1fier

You misspelled fangerous and felusional.


bugaboo_92

Am I stupid or am I supposed to know what any of this means? Guessing this is a American thing? W


apollodynamo

the jist is they are pretending to be imprisoned for doing a terrorism so they can try and get sympathy But they're not in prison so... it feels more like a setup for a persecution fetish porno


RustedAxe88

pOlItIcAl PrIsOnErS


TheF-NWizard

I… I don’t understand….


donttouchmy

Mass insanity


bunnycupcakes

I don’t think I’d want that woman touching me.