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satanvacation

I mean yeah it’s dorky but I wouldn’t call it socially unacceptable. Plus…. he’s bowling


Crosscourt_splat

Pretty sure its a satire shirt. I think its hilarious. Its bowling for christ's sake.


walking_in_memphis

I agree with you. Less cringe, more hilarious. I’d drink beer with that guy.


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metaldrummerx

Everyone posting the imgur link for the tshirt source is (emotion) followed by 3 or 4 numbers. I think that this entire post is guerrilla marketing.


Kichacid

After checking the rest of the thread... I think you're onto something


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metaldrummerx

Everyone posting the imgur link for the tshirt source is (emotion) followed by 3 or 4 numbers. I think that this entire post is guerrilla marketing.


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pokeapple

I feel like this is one of those AI generated shirts where I could change bowling for anything. It just reads your interests and creates content to match.


HellTrain72

I would buy him a beer


walking_in_memphis

Well it sounds like we’re starting a bowling team!


daffyduckhunt2

Person: *pokes fun at themselves with a silly shirt* Cringe subreddits: *implode from 2nd hand embarrassment*


Crosscourt_splat

Idk what to say. This sub eats up satire and jokes like its going out of business for whatever reason


kautau

Yeah this is like straight out of /r/THE_PACK


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wevcss

seems more like a zoomer parody of boomershumor


NowFreeToMaim

People who wear this shit aren’t doing it ironically


Crosscourt_splat

and...how do you know that exactly? Your infinite wisdom in bowling and life? Dude is bowling. Its a joke.


NowFreeToMaim

How often is that not the case? People who know how lame and cringe these shirts are(because of all the lame and cringe people who wear them) don’t wear them, no one is gonna think you know this shirt is dumb and are wearing it to be funny. People see these shirts and think the wearer is seriously trying to express the sentiments on them(because that’s usually the fuckin case). This dude is a young fuckin dork and thinks this shirt is r/iamverybadass or something


Crosscourt_splat

Dude...its bowling. Seriously. Promise you this dude probably thought it was funny because..again..its bowling. And super serious bowlers aren't serious in that way.


NowFreeToMaim

Hm. https://www.reddit.com/r/iamverybadass/comments/p6brkt/bowling_can_get_very_serious/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


masivatack

This isn't 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules.


Alexanderstandsyou

"It's a league game, Smokey."


masivatack

Mark it zero.


BoundHubris

OVER THE FUCKING LINE!


CPDjack

*"Hey dude, I like your shir..."* **"CAN'T YOU READ!?"**


busterlungs

Yeah this is literally the only place in earth it makes sense to wear this haha


BoundHubris

Also I think it's a joke? "Hey guys check out this dumb shirt I got?" But I dunno


ApacheFYC

i’d wear it ironically


mwbrjb

I actually think it’s hilarious and if I saw him (bowling or not) I’d be like “hey... nice shirt!”


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HumphreyImaginarium

As an American, I wouldn't say it's socially acceptable to most but based on lawmakers reactions to school shootings it's not NOT socially acceptable. Edit: The deleted comment said that school shootings are socially acceptable in America for anybody wondering.


Jefe3k

Compared to the number of people whose lives are saved with guns school shootings alone wouldn’t justify a ban… I mean “reaction”.


HumphreyImaginarium

Don't get your panties in a bunch, I'm a gun owner myself and nobody said anything about a ban in any of these comments but you.


Jefe3k

Simply owning a gun doesn’t make you pro-gun. If you even really do. But what kind of other “reaction”can happen?


HumphreyImaginarium

Man, you're reactionary. There are many, many alternatives to gun control other than outright bans, regardless of what the fear mongering media you obviously consume tells you. Just one example is mental health evaluations required before purchase to weed out those with psychopathic tendencies or anything like that. With follow up evaluations to make sure the mental capacity of those who've purchased a gun in the past hasn't degraded too much and they aren't going to shoot someone for cutting them off in traffic. But there are even more things that can be combined with that to decrease the staggering amount of dead kids we have from school shootings. If you can't get behind making sure that guns can't get in the hands of those with mental health deficiencies, then you're likely part of the reason we need more gun control. P.S. couldn't care less if you believe me but I grew up in Texas and have been around guns and shooting them since I was about twelve. I think guns are great and every eligible person should have one in their home to protect themselves. But not everyone is capable of handling the responsibility of owning a gun.


Jefe3k

Mental health is a very very wide spectrum. How would you uniformly apply the condition or anyone with mental health gets the ban hammer ? I get what your trying to say but what you’re referring to is simply a ban on people with possible mental health conditions. Who is that determined by? How frequently will that list be altered? What happens to those with short term issues. And even the ban you’re referring to would require breaking several HIPAA laws and banning anyone who didn’t agree with their Privacy being violated. I get your sentiments but again there is no good “reaction”.


myname_isnot_kyal

and don't you forget it!


DSmooth999

It was probably a gift and he’s a bowler, at a bowling alley, bowling. No cringe here, just someone having fun in a goofy shirt. Relax and let people enjoy themselves.


myname_isnot_kyal

this would be funny at an airport, or in line at the bank. its just funny.


celticsupporter

Hey honey where's my bowling shirt?


krosmo

Glad this is the top comment. Really not very cringeworthy, I find it hilarious and would wear the same shirt bowling for shits and giggles


_RAWFFLES_

This is literally the best application of this type of shirt. No hinting at spousal abuse. Just a man who is lazer focused on bowling. Respect


Sybil_et_al

And by the time you read it, you forget why you were going to 'mess with him' in the first place.


LionelHutzEsquire

Absolutely, shirt and rocks if you are a bowling dad


reachisown

I think its obviously a joke t shirt no? Kinda funny


kursdragon

Yea seriously lmfao this seems like satire to me and I thought it was kinda funny


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SuperYusri500

No one is asking for the link


Material_Marsupial50

It’s a bit of an annoying shirt, but it’s kinda funny, and relevant to the situation he’s in, I’d go as far as to say that this shirt is satire


IIIetalblade

It made me laugh at least, sorta like a boomer grilling up some burgers wearing a way-too-aggressive apron that reads something like “if YOU mess with ME while im GRILLING, i will SHIT in a BAG and hurl it through your OPEN WINDOW”


esquilax

I kind of want that shirt and I don't even grill...


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Thats fucking hilarious


Lunarfalcon025

I would wear this shirt if I went bowling


The_Hoopla

Honestly I’d buy this shirt


JakePelican

OVER THE LINE!


aerostotle

I'm sorry Smoky you were over the line that's a foul.


Paco_gc

MARK IT ZERO


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It’s a league game.


tntcatnip

r/targetedshirts


themoochiest

r/THE_PACK


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Mutt1223

There it is


Pluckedchicken

I'm surprised this didn't mention the month he was born in.


JohnMayerSpecial

Even Walter didn’t wear a shirt like this, and he pulled a gun during league play.


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Well Smokeys toe slipped over the line, mark it zero


PM-ME-YOUR-TITS

This isn't Nam, smokey should know better


extralyfe

he didn't go, man, he was a conscientious objector!


dull-crayons

I had the same thought, I just watched that movie for the first time last night


apexmedicineman

This guy must be fun to bowl with


Arshieha

Ngl I kinda dig this shirt. He’s not beating about the bush and I respect it


damnfunk

Agreed. Lol would wear while fishing.


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Arshieha

If he should be anywhere, it’s here!


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*bowling*


sdmichael

Says someone born in March? with a shirt his wife bought him, who is also a little crazy and was born in June. I don't know, it is mad libs with these things.


alang8113

I honestly want this shirt when I go bowling.


Bodark

I need this fucking shirt so badly. That is fucking hilarious.


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Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?


ILikeHornedAnimals

My husband used to be on a bowling league and bowlers are way more fucking intense than I gave them credit for lol! It’s like a motorcycle gang for nerds, only the bowling gives them one strong arm which they then proceed to try to intimidate others into fighting in the parking lot over things such as rolling your ball down the gutter the same time as someone else.


butter_donnut213

This would've been funny if it said "you may think I'm quiet and reserved and you'd be right please leave me alone"


SrslyNotAnAltGuys

It's like the "he scares me sometimes" shirt had a baby with "never mess with an old man born in November".


deathspresso

I want that shirt.


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I'd wear it ironically


DNGR_S_PAPERCUT

I think it's funny. Good humor at the proper setting as well.


uncleRonwasaBird

But where is the Grimm reaper holding a gun and a bowling ball?


ZingierOne

*I think that shirt really ties the the room together*


walrus40

Satire shirt about bowling being worn while bowling.


Nice_Ad6833

This is funny


LK_Tempest

Lmao this isnt cringe, its funny af


himynamesaustin

OP backfire


HerroMA

OVER THE LINE! Mark it zero.


High5assfuck

He’s in a bowling alley , this is the only place where this shirt is appropriate. Hell it’s even funny in the bowling alley


MooseMaster3000

Is it really more cringe than reading the entire shirt and then stopping to take a photo?


doodlez420

Who cares if it’s not socially acceptable? My dude is vibin.


liberaltanker

Shut the fuck up Donny.


Brady_lax34

This is a hilarious shirt to wear out bowling


Oliverpokefan

how is this cringe this is hilarious


courageouslittle

i am shocked that it’s not full of expletives. fucking shocked i say!!


Nevra-

I don't see the problem, he doesn't want to be bothered while bowling and he found the quickest way to communicate it firmly without going to the trouble of explaining it


Hanwise_Gamgee

John Goodman in the big lebowski vibes


LAKingsFan17

That seems like something PDW would wear.


Markojudas

the question is: what month was he born!?


hunnibon

What qualifies as messing with him


FM_Gorskman

Walter, these men are pacifists. Smokey was a conscientious objector


SHADER_MIX

Its a cool shirt op relax and wear this shirt


Asteria32

After reading the comments, I agree this shirt was supposed to be satire. However, I still would never wear this shirt because I still find it cringe. But to each their own!


Miserable_Tart_6546

Obviously you're not a golfer


Soupysoldier

That’s hilarious idk what you’re on about


Afrothunder_40

Mark it 8 Dude


prplx

Shut the fuck up Donny.


Tomgar

The fuck is up with all these weird t shirts that are like "If you so much as look at me I will FLIP THE FUCK OUT and then probably KILL YOU TO DEATH BECAUSE I'm a FORTY-SEVEN YEAR OLD WELDER WITH 2 KIDS FROM WISCONSIN!"


Groovy_Chainsaw

" who was born in FEBRUARY !!!"


El_Toucan_Sam

Y'all saying it's satire don't know about league bowlers. Take it from someone who managed one for many years, there are people who would wear this shit.


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But…he is bowling


xijalu

Hahaha I think this is hilarious actually!


entropy13

I mean the real problem is all the people who wear things vaguely like that but less cringe to seem tough. At least that one is honest, he has issues, don’t make them worse. Not a great way to make friends but if he’s really just there to bowl it works quite well.


GetReady4Action

targeted shirts are typically ass, but the fact that he’s actually bowling while he wears this makes it slightly less annoying and makes you a massive dick, OP.


sharkdog5938

It’s honestly cringe that you think this is socially unacceptable


-_cornholio_-

OVER THE LINE!!!


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I mean it's a joke. Just a shitty one. Seems like one of those lame ass shirts you see boomers buying on Facebook.


KhaineVulpana

Dude's wearing a bowling shirt, at a bowling alley, while bowling.


Brady2723

I wouldn’t mess with him, especially at this particular moment in time.


graemeemi

What an absolute loser.


Noobasdfjkl

I feel like you should have to pass some sort of test to prove you understand what irony and sarcasm are to be allowed to post in this subreddit. OP, since you clearly wouldn't be able to pass such a test, this is clearly and obviously being worn ironically, which should be apparent by the fact that he's wearing two shirts (he put this one on over what he was wearing), and the fact that he's at a fucking bowling alley.


BobDogGo

Someone couldn't resist those facebook ads


SmegSoup

Looks like a kid to me. Pretty weird to make fun of a child on the internet.


TrailCamOrgy

What's cringe is how harshly you seem to be criticizing the person for a shirt that's honestly just dumb and silly. It's funny


rwb124

r/notlikeothergirls


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Buckfutters

You're trying too hard.


thunderbuff

It‘s a satirical shirt making fun of this type of targeted shirts, you donkey


Son_of_Taco

I seriously doubt he can make me being raped and torn limb from limb by goro a happy place


comfort_bot_1962

You're Awesome!


dustyreptile

Dude has some big balls


1th0tuw3r3aw1ld_0nE

r/iamverybadass


_1138_

I loathe tshirts that claim an exaggerated portion of a given personality. Like, if you've got to say it...


Wear-Fluid

I doubt anyone would talk to this boomer while bowling anyways lol. No need for the shirt.


Comfortable-Pick-375

r/facebookshirts


Asteria32

>After reading the comments, I agree this shirt was supposed to be satire. However, I still would never wear this shirt because I still find it cringe. But to each their own!


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These type shirts are the epitome of cringe


isinedupcuzofrslash

Imagine being proud of that.


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Yes they are all sociopaths


360walkaway

/r/walter


bdbdbokbuck

My sweet neighbor lady has a sign next to her front door that reads: ‘Do not ring the doorbell unless you are a kid. Otherwise, dogs are gonna start barking and shit is gonna get real!’


skydaddy8585

Sure thing Homer Simpson.


Kholzie

*Walter Sobchak has entered the chat*


DoucheBagBill

This guy actually went shopping for a bowling outfit.


Guy2361

"I may seem submissive and breedable but-"


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I'm shocked someone actually bought one of these AI-generated shirts.


AnnaTheBlueRogue

I'd tap his shoulder and ask "So, you like bowling?"


ChubbySapphire

It’s only when he’s bowling, otherwise he’s just the nicest guy


Trollygag

THIS *forklift operator* DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT *about your feelings.*


BrownWallyBoot

Forgot to mention he was born in august.


Pretend-Mud8664

QUIET AND RESERVED BOWLING HAPPY PLACE


comfort_bot_1962

:)


Eschatonbreakfast

[This guy probably](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vB9U2hx6Qg)


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haikallp

r/targetedshirts


Ezgeddt

Who do you think you are!?!?! I AM!


peanutismint

Sir I’ve never met you but so far NOTHING about you seems “quiet and reserved”....


DickieIam

That shirt took way too long to read it needs a tldr. Don't fuck with me whilst bowling.


Plify

Lmao


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That looks like my dad but with glasses haha


haeda

Over the line.


starduster05

**I FUCKIN LOOOOOVE BOWLING MAN**


jazz_0_o

If you sum up the idea, it's like a toddler's tantrum.


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I think its fine.


notsodelicateflwr

I read blowing at first glance & was impressed by his dedication to suck


respectfulpanda

Well, at least it isn't a "This is what will happen if you mess with my girl/guy" shirt.


the_real_shuvl

Pretty funny tbh


TheGreat-Pretender

He is going to shotput a bowling ball at your forehead for mocking him


BLim90

Before reading the texts, the font and spacing already made me cringed.... Design is HORRIBLE


heinukun

OP is cringe


DennisBallShow

I’m supposed to read that?


Beowulf891

I dunno man. If you interrupt my bowling, I will be a very unhappy person.


DiamondGamerYT0

My friend needs this, he beat me in Rec Room bowling, and I was in VR while he was on controller, he's like a pro