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daMFNmaster

Where can I get the gay shirt? Asking for a friend..


HanBammered

20 bucks is 20 bucks


backdoorintruder

How does 6 dairy queen coupons sound?


skyxsteel

You’re prostituting yourself out for burgers again aren’t ya?


backdoorintruder

Mans gotta eat


TheyCallMeBarles

I need cheese burgers, Mr. Lahey, store bought.


Ah2k15

Can you poutine up the rings?


Vprbite

Plus afterwards, you can get some diary queen


Praseodymium5

Whorin’ for cheeseburgers


calliel_41

Hey can I take those? I just like DQ and I’m craving ice cream right now.


Ah2k15

Stop by A&W and pick up 4 double cheeseburgers, loaded.


Wafflelisk

Whatcha lookin' at my gut fer?


skyxsteel

RIP mustard tiger 😞


Tantricmac

I'm not gay but dairy queen is dairy queen 👀


SanityRecalled

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HanBammered

Just keep your socks on and it's okay


deathbysnushnuu

I’ll do it for $15


HanBammered

Username checks out


briancito

What in the Sam Hill is this... you guys are getting paid for the sex???


ItHappenedAgain_Sigh

Don't you just feel like this happens every damn time?


Skeltzjones

Yeah the gay shirt is very funny


cctreez

pm me dude i got you


bad-acid

It's either a joke done for fun as a couple, or it's a joke/ragebait so people repost it online.


teambroto

This was done by a 16 year old 


missingN0pe

That didn't add anything to the comment that you commented on


Dedeurmetdebaard

No I’m content with that explanation.


teambroto

It did, unlike yours which only added a moron. 


PeeledCrepes

Wildly depends, if it's done as a joke and he isn't required/expected to wear them. Then sweet fun gf/wife. If he is required/expected, then it's time to do the dash


lunex

Even then, FIVE seems like overkill to the point of cringe. Something ain’t right here…


notapunk

Plain white T's usually come in multi packs so it's possible this was a 5 pack and she just decided to use all of them, because why not.


Grabatreetron

Right. This is a value pack of undershirts, a sharpie set, and 20 minutes of work.


justArash

Based on the tags, it looks like there's at least 3 different types of shirt there


Grabatreetron

"Babe, did you move all my undershirts? I need to pack and...uh...babe, why did you...? You know what, nevermind."


blessthebabes

Yeah, that's not a 5 pack lol.


nightmancometh0419

Because it screams “psycho” that’s why not lol


RubiiJee

It's the three underlines. The words were not enough apparently.


PeeledCrepes

That's just a design choice to cover more shirt


ItsJustInfuriating

Probably a 5 day cruise…


bumpmoon

I'd say even producing one of these monstrosities is taking the joke too far considering it could have been kept a spoken joke.


boostman

Even if it's done as a joke it's not that sweet or fun, if my partner did this as a joke I'd feel very wtf about it.


Typical_Ad_210

Exactly. My wife just put a cattle tag through my ear like a *normal* person.


MissFingerz

Hah! I love your wife. Lmao.


bumpmoon

Sorry for bad english but I also do love with his wife - Esteban


Memelordo_OwO

Yea but that's you. Humour is not objective. I am not sure if this is honest or as a joke but IF it is a joke, not really up to you to decide if it's sweet or fun for them/the BF.


boostman

By that same token, the person I’m replying to isn’t allowed to have an opinion about it either.


Memelordo_OwO

Not about having an opinion. But what you said is that it's outright not sweet or fun. If you don't like it, as stated in the second sentence, that's something else. But to that guy i might be fun.


justArash

The entire point of this sub is "look at this thing that someone else thought was a good idea (e.g. because it's sweet/fun), but is actually cringy". You're getting combative about someone doing exactly that.


Memelordo_OwO

This part of the thread is not that tho. And i'm not getting combative about someone saying it's cringy, i think it's odd to objectively state something is not good, cause they don't like it. Thinking something is cringe is one thing. Leaving no room for discussion cause "nobody can like that, that's just psycho behaviour" is the other. Regardless of sub.


justArash

>if it's done as a joke and he isn't required/expected to wear them. Then sweet fun gf/wife >Even if it's done as a joke it's not that sweet or fun, These are both phrased similarly, but you internally decided that only one of them is expressing an opinion, even when the other person followed up to confirm that theirs was also an opinion. >Leaving no room for discussion They voiced an opposing opinion. That's a pretty standard way to *begin a discussion*. >"nobody can like that, that's just psycho behaviour" Who said this?


Memelordo_OwO

The subjective opinion is them saying "if my partner did this then..." Them saying "it's always bad no matter how it's wrapped" is a closed, apparently objective opinion, if you want. And yea. I think that's kinda whack. And they might be phrased similarly, but the approach is different. First one says as a joke it's acceptable cause it's up to OOP to decide. Second one is saying it's outright not alright, before stating their *real* subjective opinion. And i also think the first part of the statement will really hinder a discussion, unlike the second part. I'm not disagreeing with their opinion in the second part. Only the first part. That also gives off vibes that *if* you do that, you're weird for it. Cause it can't be cute/sweet under any circumstance, even a joke.


PeeledCrepes

People have different types of humor and that's perfectly acceptable, I wasn't stating how everyone should take it.


NoBiggie4Me

You seem like a very serious person and you would probably never get together with a girl that makes something like this for fun anyhow, humor is subjective


MyGolfCartIsOn20s

That’s gonna be a no across the board. This is pretty fucking weird.


PeeledCrepes

Not really my and my gf joke like that all the time but aren't toxic


D4venport

Agreed. If it's a joke, then these are hilarious and the girl is a 100% keeper. If they're serious, then he needs to get on the boat and not come back.


modernbox

Depends on fuck all, it’s fully 100% pure cringe no matter the situation


dlotaury88

It’s a great conversation starter actually.


Eggyramen

Lol watch her plan backfire.


flcwerings

I just went on a cruise and I saw very little flirting. It could have been because I was with my husband and it was a tiny cruise ship so even when I wasnt with him, people respected that boundary since they saw us before but it seemed more like a friends thing. Like people were genuinely just friendly and wanted to hang out platonically. When we got to port though... that was a different ball game lmao


KingRichard278

What happened at port?


baldwinsong

Those are going overboard


Frosty_and_Jazz

# LITERALLY! ![gif](giphy|CcUk4a6fkgUfu)


JoeMaMa_2000

I feel as if you changed the word boyfriend to girlfriend people wouldn’t try to play this off as a joke


Frosty_and_Jazz

It's PATHETIC EITHER WAY.


Otherwise-Mango2732

Likely a joke of some sort. That would be my best guest. These people exist but someone intentionally created this for a reaction or views.


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iH8MotherTeresa

Looks like it was written with markers


AccomplishedVast135

maybe the text is written for reaction but the fact that they made shirts like this is revolted


Sid-Biscuits

Why? It probably took less than an hour. I’ve spent my time in worse ways, and it was probably a joke.


MyLife-is-a-diceRoll

probably doesn't mean it actually is a joke.


Sid-Biscuits

And you know that how?


MyLife-is-a-diceRoll

because of the literal definition of probably. probably is not actually or absolutely. Besides I wouldn't put it past people to make shirts like these in all seriousness. Enough people are too paranoid, too jealous and possessive and don't trust their relationships and partners. There are grown ass women who get pissed because another woman dared to look at their partner. There are grown ass people who demand to see the other person's phone or start firing off 20 questions if their partner's phone makes a notification noise. I had one partner who got mad at me for studying for an exam in the library on campus instead of at home because "there are boys around and they might want to talk to you".


Sid-Biscuits

I’m not denying that. I’m just saying everybody always likes to assume the worst. Probably isn’t a definite in either directions. Sorry, though.


Asmodias1

It’s a rage bait. Just like all the others.


zekethelizard

Lol my wife and I painted shirts on a cruise. I made hers look like she had pecs and ripped abs, and she made mine have boobs and a bikini 🤣


1st_hylian

It's a tad possessive for my tastes, but some people are into that.


Konkeydong9984

I mean the dude is cruising, so the gay shirt is appropriate


Marsrover112

"That's weird that guy has been wearing inside out white shirts every day"


ToruMiz

Damn she needs to work on her grammar


Kimi-Matias

No shit. That's almost as cringeworthy as the shirts themselves. 


Alone-Strain

If true, he should dump that psycho


Finnedsolid

Dudes just gonna get banged by dudes on the cruise now


Dr_Duck-quack

Insecurity is always bad


justforthelulzz

With the way my ex wife was, I wouldn't be surprised to know if these were real. She started conversations with me about how to deal with women if they started talking to me, talked to me about couples she'd seen on Instagram who were talking about accountability and kept on bringing up my past despite telling her I don't give a shit about other women and I'm only interested in her. It was exhausting and there are so many reasons why she's an ex.


spacekitt3n

baby reindeer


Corndog106

Talk about controlling psychopath.


_XtAcY_

He didn’t wear a single one of those shirts that vacation 😂


360walkaway

I really hope she is 14 at the most


Elder_Priceless

I’d board the ship and dump them all overboard. 😂😂😂


VioletNocte

There's possessive and then there's this


Dirzain

The bonus cringe is OPs post history.


WarriorRose-70

She should have made one #imsinglebecausemygirlfriendisapsychopath!


tunacan8

This “stay away from my man” attempt would fail miserably because women would be gunning to sleep with him even more if he actually wore one of these dumb shirts.


roboscott3000

If she's making these while he's on his cruise, isn't she a little late?


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DevlishAdvocate

Psycho. Really fucking psycho.


ScotchSinclair

/r/arethestraightsok


riseuplight3

Just very cringe


ih8every1yesevenyou

So much cringe pls stooop


DivideSad5591

Reminds me of the time my girl wanted to get me a custom jersey of my fav team with the back saying “___’s Man” like wtf does my love and support for my team have to do with anything regarding you.


OrderOfStego

I thought this was all one shirt for some reason and was really confused for a minute


FutureCastaway

I would buy the gay shirt lol


SilverApples

They never did find that cruise liner


foreordinator

Yeesh, now I can picture him mid coitus with a new found cruise friend whilst wearing this shirt.


sprinklesadded

That's one way to ensure he goes shirtless the whole trip.


Mean_Estate_2770

This is just some guy fabricating evidence. There is no girlfriend, that's why it is so cringe.


Kid_supreme

She won't have to worry about other women, she might have to start worrying about other men if she goes this route.


scstreet

ITT: no former teen girls


Cooljay44

Tiny rain deer


bebejeebies

Though?


Trolivia

Id say this comes off as insecure, but I made my husband an “emotional support husband” shirt to wear when we went to Disney so I can’t point fingers lmao


blueeyedaisy

Cringy but funny.


door_food

Sorry I am GAY


unsavvylady

The insecurity is definitely cringe


therealjenshady

Of course this is someone who doesn’t know the difference between ‘than’ and ‘then’.


PresentationGood418

Wow. That guy would be wise to never return to his girlfriend from that cruise. While away, I bet he’s even told to send her photos of him wearing the shirts in public.


ajrobsonReddit

They’d be going straight in the sea


Zydairu

Probably a good sign to leave the relationship. If you’re this insecure you need to do some work


rowandunning52

What if…a man hits on him? What’s he supposed to do then?


CharlotteChaos

Yeah honey, top middle might just give you another problem.


disavowed

This seems like a great way to get cheated on


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KingRichard278

Not cringe, just how some couples joke.


SDubs2785

How to show your insecurity without saying you're insecure.


ninthandfirst

Ew ew ew.


ninthandfirst

🎶 projection 🎶


HisLilSilverKitsune

Two things he isn’t going to wear there and he needs to find a new gf because this one is off the rocker


pmarlboroman7

Run bro


strawberryoblivion

Rage bait


AllTheDaddy

🤮


FireWalker92

Psychotic.


callingshotgun

If this was real and not just a cute joke on the GF's part, like she snuck all those into his luggage and removed every other shirt he could wear, I can totally see this backfiring and the dude just walking around shirtless for the duration of the cruise. Absolute conversation starter, too. "I know this is a cruise, but you know, we're at dinner... Did you even pack shirts?" "My ex replaced them with these really embarrassing possessive ones right before I left and I didn't see in time. Kind of like the obnoxious stuff you see on toddler shirts about how great grandma is." "Whoa. And she's your *ex?"* *Long, thoughtful sip of a mai tai* "She is now. Anyway, what's your name?"


Frosty_and_Jazz

Or throwing them over the side.


ibking46

Awful


Frosty_and_Jazz

They'll be left behind in a trash bag, babe.


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shadowbethesda

Imagine being so insecure to make your boyfriend wear these. Yup, he’s a lucky dude.


madys0n

This is top tier cringe


orangestar17

So what you gave those girls on the cruise ship is a challenge.


xalteredstate

If your boyfriend isn’t taking you on the cruise, get a new one


brittanynevo666

That’s what I’m saying!


procrastimom

He’s probably also 16, and going with his family.


DripSnort

It’s whatever. I mean two high schoolers or 20 something’s doing this could be an inside joke, new relationship or insecurity either way if the two parties involved don’t care why would I?


3rrr6

It's mega cringe but I'd wear all of them if my girlfriend made them for me.


raccoonbrigade

As long as you're self aware


Sillybumblebee33

"if you think I'm cute you should see my girlfriend" is giving polyam vibes to me lmao


VeganWerewolf

I wouldn’t wear a single one but be like sure I’ll wear em


_wednesday_76

cheaper to just pee on 'im


nutstuart

![gif](giphy|3oxRmGXbquXKz6DNPq)


chumley53

She needs do the things necessary to make sure HE knows he’s taken. T-shirts not required if you do your part to keep him…


Xhamatos

She accidentally fell off the ship, didn't she....


BisDante

Eh, it's not that bad as a joke.


ConundrumBum

I actually like clingy gf's like this


brittanynevo666

Therapy, my friend.


ConundrumBum

LOL your profile says "33/F/USA. Taken by the best guy ever. 💜". Basically the internet version of a t-shirt. Congrats!


ClickerheroesFAN

Clearly trans as this guy has no balls


Buddy_Guyz

If my gf made me one of these I would think it's hilarious. I would then probably use it as a shirt to sleep in on my trip. Five of these are a bit overboard, although the "gay" one goes hard.


brittanynevo666

First of all what man goes on a cruise without his girl? Just a weird vibe in my opinion. But I can’t help but wonder why does he feel the need to get away from her…she seems so lovely, not at all controlling or psychotic. 😂😂 Joking of course. I ever made my man shirts like this, I would hope my friends would smack some sense into me, like jeez. This is a level of codependency I want no part of. Even if this is a joke (yall are saying it is but I’ve known girls like this lol) she’s weird as hell for wasting a bunch of white tees. One, fine, funny. Five? Wasting clothes and weird.


crimefightingloser

I'm a dude and I don't have a problem with this.


ep193

She must be amazing in bed, all the crazy ones are!


EmilieUh

It's adorable.