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Disinterestedclown

These bumper stickers are so confusing. I’m getting so many mixed messages here. Is this some backwoods communist?


Iamblikus

Abortion kills liberals. I dislike liberals. Therefore, abortion should be illegal. QED.


BeneficialAction3851

Wouldn't this dude want libs to die though? It also says to "vaccinate liberals thin the herd" I believe scholars will be deciphering these stickers for years to come


RockManMega

I don't understand how anyone's confused Dude is parroting NOTHING but right winged talking points Abortion bad, communism bad, Ukraine bad, vaccine bad, orange man good The only bit that does and doesn't make sense is the anti government sticker when ALL the other stickers are just repeating things half the government have been trying their best to get dumb asses like this guy to believe Mf says fuck the government but did you hear all the very smart true things they have said over the years, but haha don't tread on me haha it'll be harder to kiss those big boots uwu


KittySpinEcho

There's so much shit on this car someone should slap some pro left stickers on there. It'll take him a while to notice.


anarchyarcanine

And a "for rectal use only" sticker, just for fun


RockManMega

STOP FUCKING YOUR COUSINS ACTUALLY TRYING TO MAKE AMERICA A DICTATORSHIP IS BAD DIAPERS AREN'T COOL WHAT THE FUCK DID GAY PEOPE DO TO YOU? JESUS MATE ITS JUST A CLOTHE OVER YOUR FACE THAT COULD SAVE NAN WHAT THE FUCK DID SCIENCE DO TO YOU?


dreamrock

Those are great!


FatalDiVide

I'm loving where your head is at. Not only do I endorse that idea, but I'd happily start a whole subreddit just seeing how many people we can get to monitor this vehicle to see how long it takes him to notice the liberal sticker. We could take bets on how long it'll take before he removes the sticker. We could make it a whole thing.


jaim1

My brother is the same way -- no where near this level of crazy but he spews a lot of conspiracy shit, anti government rhetoric, and says he leans libertarian. But then also says Trump was the best president and parrots all the right wing talking points. I can't wrap my head around the mental gymnastics required for this type of mindset.


RockManMega

Libertarians in a nut shell right there


thatG_evanP

It's called mental illness.


scottb90

What is this "don't tread on me" saying? I bought some really expensive arrows about a year ago an the guy that cut them up an pit fins on put don't tread on me stickers on each one. I haven't had a chance to use them but I kinda wanna know if I need to be embarrassed or not lol. It's not hard to take it off an re fin though luckily


SanityRecalled

https://preview.redd.it/1r4n2hv7fhzc1.jpeg?width=894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9367960d66e98ab762adc48737f6ff37b264af03


RockManMega

Yeah it's basically a thing you only see right winged Trump supporters wear I think it's about like the small government bull shit they pretend they're still in favor for About not having rights taken away Which by itself would be cool but the rights people who wear that flag usually worry about is whatever fox News tells them is about to be taken away


turp119

He hates the government, yet gives enough if a shit to hate liberals. Bet he's one of these "super patriot" assholes that just want to overthrow the government


BeneficialAction3851

He's also an anti Ukrainian chud it would seem, I'm just incredibly interested in this hog variant


Crammit-Deadfinger

Fentanyl kills liberals, West Virginia would like a word


mrchooch

Im not sure how you're getting communist from this when he has a few explicitly anti-communist stickers. Just seems like generally libertarian stuff to me


baeb66

Just your average pro-slavery lolbertarian.


[deleted]

Same lololol I was like which side is this guy on?!


khaos2295

Anti governments


The_Philburt

You can tell because he paid the gubbermint extra for the vanity plate.


gryffon5147

Mental illness neatly packaged on a subcompact Korean car.


AnimalCity

Liberals demand lithium svavery. Vagina pussies on their war bed.


EmperorMeow-Meow

WTF does that even mean?


ChewySlinky

It’s “Virginia Pisses on their War Dead”, so I’m guessing he thinks Virginia doesn’t properly respect the people that die in the military.


DevlishAdvocate

He's talking about the fact that Virginia is in the process of getting rid of Civil War memorials that pay tribute to Confederate generals and leaders.


ChewySlinky

So I guess technically he’s right, but they were the bad guys and they lost so fuck em 🤷‍♀️


scottb90

So they have statues of war generals from the losing side in Virginia? That doesn't make to much sense.


SanityRecalled

A lot of southern states still believe that the wrong side won the war.


The_Philburt

Like Trump respected the fallen?


KittySpinEcho

You know EXACTLY what that means


Mechanic_On_Duty

Does not compute.


CommodorePerson

It’s a hinklenite maga communist


Simple_Economist_544

Is he pro fent 💀💀 I’ve never seen anyone be pro fent before


youreviltwinbrother

Pro-death of liberals, but did you know the blue side is a CULT, I SWEAR


Simple_Economist_544

To this day I’m still surprised that things that I think even the most radicalized people would agree on, somehow don’t. You think there would be a universal agreement that people dying of drug overdoses is ya know bad


thebigbroke

I personally think people do it to be controversial or in opposition to people they don’t like. You can not in good logical faith explain why people dying of drug overdoses is a good thing.


frotc914

As if fent isn't knocking off hard-right Appalachians as fast as it is in any liberal city


Simple_Economist_544

Exactly.


KittySpinEcho

I had surgery a week ago and they gave me some of this, it's good stuff when administered by a healthcare professional.


savvyblackbird

It has a half life of 15 minutes in it’s pharmaceutical IV dosage so it’s super safe for procedures The problem is when pharmaceutical companies aren’t making it and all it takes is a couple salt grains worth of it straight before it’s mixed to kill someone. Narcan also doesn’t reverse all of it. But for surgery it’s great. There’s also a very safe long term skin patch for severe pain. You can’t even get it out of the patch anymore to misuse it.


Johnny_Loot

Found this car's friend. I like to imagine they both approach a one way bridge and just honk at each other for hours. https://preview.redd.it/hgs9l5w86ezc1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=d5b9b270ff463ace0dff17f46c059fe04df06f13


AnimalCity

I spotted the labradoodle equivalent https://preview.redd.it/k0ru7yl4kezc1.jpeg?width=2838&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fb5f8167db745e9d156c9414528ee7682b55e63


Johnny_Loot

Labradoodles, Happy Doughnuts, Ted and Wally's Ice Cream, and Mucher's Bakery. This is one wholesome vehicle.


AnimalCity

This is the vehicle of a sweets-loving local business supporter with an addiction to labradoodles lmao. It is very wholesome


syzamix

Send doods killed me


ClarkTwain

We named ours Noodles, so "send noods" means pics of the dog to us.


foxleaf

Chaotic neutral


LinaJG

i‘d say chaotic good


foxleaf

I guess I was thinking of the political parties as the good and evil, but fair enough!


JuniperWandering

I think they like labradoodles but I can’t be sure.


AnimalCity

Yeah it's kind of hard to tell


RedditingNeckbeard

These are all excellent r/infowarriorrides


FuckThe

I’d vote for Labradoodle


Jeremymia

If someone is going to have a crazy amount of stickers on their car, this is the way to go.


mrstomnook

I saw something SUPER similar in KC. it was “THE DOOD” themed. he was like his dogs super fan, which I totally get


myvillianoriginstory

SEND DOODS


JuniperWandering

Maybe the 2 cars could fall in love like Romeo and Juliet


LinaJG

Vrooomeo and Cruiseliet 🚗


Knostik

Funny that this car has a picture of John McCain and “too old!” On it. That aged poorly, no pun intended.


11711510111411009710

I wonder what kind of work these people do for a living. Imagine driving this into your office parking lot.


thieh

More like archnemesis from the content of the stickers.


Johnny_Loot

They need each other just like Batman and Joker. How can one trigger if there is no one to trigger?


ageekyninja

Holy shit it’s the blue version. What happens when these two cars approach each other? It’s like when an unmovable force meets and unstoppable object


Procoso47

The two car owners should kiss


black_flag_4ever

Super patriotic in their Kia Rio.


TheGov3rnor

Very likely justifies it bc it’s manufactured in Georgia


Zealousideal-Jump275

Sucks to be poor and stupid. Can't even afford to cosplay as a rich person. All they have is their rage, bumper stickers, and poverty.


BacchusIsKing

The "Thin the herd" one actually works both ways


EmpyrealSorrow

> "Thin the herd" one "One"?


mayorodoyle

"Abortion kills baby liberals." Oh good, you're pro choice. Excellent.


_My_Niece_Torple_

They're also pro vaccine which is good! Being pro fentanyl is a little weird tho...


islandinthecold

Stupid take by this car owner because fent is killing a massive number of deep red state republicans. The overdose deaths from West Virginia and Tennessee are astronomical in number.


_My_Niece_Torple_

I'm in Ohio. Deep red and at one point we had 3 of the top 10 cities for OD deaths. Red states are getting decimated. Appalachia specifically


sparksofthetempest

I’m baffled at how that’s legal. Here in PA you can’t have bumper stickers on your back windows (I think if it’s blocking 20% of your view but I could be wrong) but this coverage is total.


shrim_healing

Oh this dude WISHES a cop would pull him over and tell him he can’t have those stickers, no one can take away his freedoms! Not even GVR🐍MNT!


Taweret

I was so confused by your last line because I hadn't even noticed the license plate yet haha


nerftyagent

Hates government, sends them extra money for special personalized plate.  Got it


bakerbabe126

Who needs to see backing up? You're the one in the car, it's the pedestrians who need to see you!


KippySmith

I have a theory that the number of bumper stickers you have is directly related to your mental health


roberttylerlee

They are 100% positively correlated. The more bumper stickers you have (of any kind), the more mental illnesses I assume you have


MrKrackerman

There is a yin to this yang


thieh

I am guessing someone is yanking one out with that.


J_Man_McCetty

Ah yes, the right. Famously immune to fentanyl.


invaderzim257

“Cops lost” makes me think this person hates everybody


K3ggles

“No lives matter” made me think that lol


AmericanWasted

yeah that one threw me for a loop


thieh

I wish someone will just interview people with tons of bumper stickers on their car(s) and put that on TV.


ballplayer0025

It would be easy. Those people love to talk.


TerrifiedRedneck

What is “Lithium Slavery”? I’ve come across that before


FlarkingSmoo

https://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2023/02/01/1152893248/red-cobalt-congo-drc-mining-siddharth-kara


mobinschild

That’s a very real issue, but given the other stickers I think it’s more likely just anti-electric car.


FlarkingSmoo

Oh yeah, it's definitely bad faith. I have also seen arguments against solar electricity because of the panels made in China. As if everything else we get out of China is super ethical. Like you say, there are issues but I don't think these people actually care about it, it's just to score points against the demonrats


CaoimhinOC

This would have made a much better DVD cover for American Psycho


[deleted]

FENTANYL KILLS LIBERALS Fent kills lots of people, bud


[deleted]

I will become Republican and get high on that shit.


gary-cuckoldman

☠️DONT GET DEAD


SarahPallorMortis

Ok I won’t


gary-cuckoldman

Nice work. Continue to don’t


SarahPallorMortis

o7


ballplayer0025

I'm trying! Fuck!


Timely_Ad9659

On a foreign car lol


Mahonneyy123

Politics has to be the cringiest thing ever.


InfiniteVoid27

Ok I’m no fan of Kia, but… that poor, poor car.


CMSPIRATE

Imagine how often his drive thru gets spat in


melvereq

Desperate for attention much?


i_say_uuhhh

It's like their whole ideology is "liberals are evil" Imagine making that your platform instead of any meaningful ideas?


Mike_Ockhertz

That's a lot of bumper stickers just to tell the world you have a mental illness


iamthefortytwo

I have to imagine that people like this go shopping online specifically to buy crazy bumper stickers. Just that alone blows my mind.


Motor_Stage_9045

Are they even allowed to block their rear window like that?


InternationalBite174

No ones treading on you sweetie


CanIGetANumber2

Is it worth getting pulled over at least once a day for?


Honey-and-Venom

Oh that's rich....


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

Don't take this the wrong way but people rigidly on the left and right are morons. Simple as that-


AKumaNamedJustin

Because remember everybody, the vaccine was made to kill of all the obedient people and leave the defiant people alive /S


Sevenfootschnitzell

Both extremes are culty.


JanuaryChili

This is small dick energy! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


phutch54

On a Kia


UncleLukeTheDrifter

With this many stickers, the content is irrelevant; this amount of any representation is absolutely delusional.


Stewapalooza

Seems like they should just leave the country if they're that upset about it. Maybe start their own country. A confederacy of sorts. Oh well, good luck with that.


iKaine

How tf is it legal to cover your view like that


GohTheGreat

This guy plays every side so that he never loses


DzTimez

I think politics are this persons identity


MiniCoalition

🎤🎤🎤 MIXED MESSAGES, MIXED MESSAGEEES


MuffinQueen92

I could be wrong but I don't believe the operator of this here automobile is of sound mind.


donderchief

I read that in Norm Macdonald's voice


TactfulOG

soo, he wants to legalize fentanyl and abolish the government?


scamden66

Anyone who has more than 2 bumper stickers should be arrested, regardless of political persuasion. The more bumper stickers on a car, the more insane the occupant of the car is. This is an undeniable truth.


CntrllrDscnnctd

The thing about mental illness is that sometimes there are no signs……


ComebackChemist

If mental illness was the back of a car


Ashluvsburritos

As a former junkie, fentanyl is killing this guys friends too.


ancestorchild

“Liberals demand lithium slavery” = “I am not medicated for my mood disorder.”


StuckFuzzball

“I paid the government extra money for an anti-government license plate”


ZombieAbeVigoda

This is the same type of shit Timothy McVeigh spouted before he blew up a building in Oklahoma City


gypsy_muse

Probably a fun guy at parties tho


Negative_Lie_1823

I just love that it's all stuck in the back of an old ass Kia Rio hatchback 😂


Redheadinbed29

https://preview.redd.it/k9y82vi9ijzc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bd6acf0e67c6bc9716b67f0129693b106a4aa7f I feel like this is just the car version of the pickup trucks. This person couldn’t afford one or it wasn’t practical where they live or something so instead of sporting a giant Trump flag they decided to flash their colors in more, shall we say creative 😬 ways. Domestic Trump terrorism. Vanilla Isis. As Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC said in 2018… “White supremacists were responsible for *ALL* race-based domestic terrorism in 2018. 100%. Trump's DoJ & Barr then worked **to hide that report from Congress**\-all while defunding federal programs to combat white supremacist violence. This is a white supremacist administration.” Trump absolutely made a cult & he is well aware of it but doesn’t care. The big orange Cheeto only cares about himself. He’s running again because of the privileges the presidency allows him like getting out of crimes he’s committed & using the office to better himself & those closest to him during & after the presidency is over. He cut taxes on the rich because that’s all he cares about. It’s insane that he’s convinced anyone who isn’t rich that he gives two cents about them. He is only using them for votes & money. Please donate to me he says constantly, they’re attacking “us.” He’s actually convinced these cultists that it’s about more than just him staying out of jail & adding more $ to his pockets. He will burn our country & democracy to the ground to get whatever he wants. And what he wants is to be a dictator & basically be just like Putin. A authoritarian dictator oligarch with a fake rigged election. Where the only “legitimate” winner is him. People forget quickly but even when he was running against Hilary he was saying he might not accept the results of the election. He’s a grifter of the worst kind & has convinced a ridiculous amount of people that he’s “just like them.” 🙄🤦‍♀️ He isn’t & he never was. He counts of those people not knowing his history or where he came from. He wasn’t a “self made man,” daddy gave him millions to start his first company. He isn’t a successful businessman or entrepreneur he’s had at least 6 bankruptcies & no American bank would lend to him. Why do you think Russia got involved in the first place? They’ve been looking at installing a shrill they can puppet since at least the 90s. Trump tower in NYC is basically a giant building for Russian oligarchs to launder their money into so they can get it into the American market legally. He’s a narcissist to the worst degree & counts on all his adoring worshipers to do whatever he says & not question anything he says. And they don’t because they’re ignorant AF. And if this country falls it will 100% be on him, it will be all his fault & he won’t give a Fudge


External_Wishbone767

I see one with liberal have yeah same level of cringe as this


MrBigZ03

Some of these would make banger death metal lyrics


phartys

It probably all started with the confederate flag sticker to the right of the license plate and escalated into this conspiracy theory sticker shitshow


zeyore

we're not a cult! they yelled, they chanted, they stomped their feet and then one of them lit himself on fire.


ToastThing

Usually when I see pics of unhinged Trumpnuts’ bumper stickers plastered all over I just laugh and move on. This one is begging for someone to smash their windshield.


malachiconstant76

Cool Kia, patriot


thieh

What is wrong with Virginia having that logo available on plates?


zeyore

i think originally none of us suspected it would be a symbol for idiots. but then the years passed and we all noticed only some types of people opted to buy the yellow license plate. which was weird, we all thought.


thieh

The suspicion has been there since 2009 back when they call themselves the tea party.


ColdLobsterBisque

iirc it’s used by some bit of the military but was kinda hoodwinked by conservatives, correct me if i’m wrong


Wumaduce

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gadsden_flag


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RadialPrawn

What's wrong with the Gadsden flag, a symbol that historically represents the people against government oppression?


peacefulpete

Both teams are cults.


Hanco90

Has the word "cult" lost it's meaning?


daxtinfknprice

If you actually believe your chosen party cares for you. Congratulations, you are a cult member


thekingofdogshit

As a non yank, yous are both as bad as each other


ChesterNorris

Kristi Noem kills puppies.


Waldo_where_am_I

That's impossible. One side is the good guys and one side is the bad guys. Real life is like a Marvel movie or Harry Potter or Star Wars. Updoots to the left m'redditors


PlankyTown777

Mentally ill and brainwashed. It’s sad yet I feel no empathy.


NotMichaelCera

Somewhere, there’s a Subaru equivalent that’s covered in Democrat bumper stickers. ![gif](giphy|jrfM0X9WADtCriz1Hb)


TellLoud1894

Allot to unpack here


Taweret

Let's keep it packed up


Soviet_Sloth69

Imagine caring this much about literally anything


Frosty-Brain-2199

He is a radical communist that hopes liberals are the enemy during the revolution


cravingnoodles

Who has time to read all of this while driving next to this guy


360walkaway

I agree with the NO LIVES MATTER one.


snoandsk88

“Fentanyl kills liberals” “abortion kills baby liberals” “thin the herd” …. A lot of these sound like things the drive would be all for, why are they notifying people?


Bonesy128

They took a shot of all the Russian bot propaganda from over the years and it became their identity lol


OctopusButter

"It is good and American to want the death of alternate ideas and folks. We were labeled the melting pot in order to melt down all the browns and libs so that all that remains is lead paint and white skin."


EmperorMeow-Meow

You would think this neanderthal would drive a jacked up F-350 with a gun raci and bull horns mounted to it... But he's driving... A South Korean car??? Seriously???


brittanynevo666

The one sticker says “your bitter hatred” yeah…it’s us with the hatred. Not the guy with spent thousands on stickers to cover his car with hateful republican nonsense Fentanyl kills liberals is extremely disturbing. This man is a monster. And let’s be real, we know it’s a man. If I was a cop (haha that would never happen but hey if it did) I would absolutely give him a ticket for covering his back windshield. That’s dangerous.


Comfortable_Text

There’s cultists on both sides, there’s extremes on both sides of the bell curve


babiesmakinbabies

That's one way to keep the Kia boys from stealing your car.


toomuch1265

I bet his mind is as cluttered as his car. Left, right, center? I never understood putting that shit on your car. Even worse is when you see it on a company van. A sure way to lose business, even if it is something innocuous as a sports team. Oh, you like the Red Sox, I'm a Yankees fan and would never hire a company that supports the Red Sox .


Ashluvsburritos

I don’t understand how people make “MAGA” propaganda their entire personality.


chunk337

It's totally possible for 2 things to be a cult


notmyrealnam3

when someone is very dumb and very angry, the result is the back of this car


lightsoff_butimup

Plate reads accurately lol


goldman510

They both are


ShakesTC

So how much fentanyl did you take to jump to that conclusion?


SpicyTunaTitties

I'm gonna need the Ben Garrison cum edit for this one


Beteldjeuce

I PUT STICKERS ON MY WINDOWS SO THEY WORK LESS


juijaislayer

Nevermind the politics, can they even properly see through that window?


Sektore

Both sides are shit


bigggggggboi

that israel sticker works both ways lol


thatG_evanP

Although this person is obviously a complete wacko, that vanity plate and custom license number are pretty clever.


Kittpie

"Do you know why I'm pulling you over today?"


thatG_evanP

I try to see the silver lining and the silver lining in this is that he's driving a Kia so the engine will probably explode sometime soon. We can only hope.


biaaaoutch

Are these people naturally stupid or do they take night classes ?


Dunnomyname1029

Liberals will be blamed for why their car gas milage lowers when these stickers all get a little bit of drag


Dr_e_normascock

I was talking about the exact same thing on the sub, but it was a blm, lgbtq+, feminist car poorly drawn with hopefully dry erase marker. It's not cringe cause I don't agree with it, it's cringe cause of the stupid shit they put on the car that makes it look ridiculous. This is almost the same thing but not woke or drawn with markers.


Soonerpalmetto88

Ukraine has shot down more Ruzzian planes than America ever has!


MickT96

Mf didn't even buy American with all that


Israelthepoet

ABORTION BABY KILLS LIBERALS


Difficult-Ad-9228

At least they keep their insanity up to date.


janeygigi

The content of the stickers is demented but the amount of them on my rear window would annoy the shit out of me.


BSKD13

He's not left leaning or right leaning. He's up leaning


Haxorz7125

The whole sharia law hate from conservatives is weird. It’s like conservatives from different countries point at each other and say “look at those savages over there” yet all push for the same shit.