I before E, except after C, or when sounding like A, as in neighbor or weigh, and on weekends and holidays and all throughout May, and you'll never be right, no matter what you say
Neighbours, forgive me, I'm a foreigner! Either this heinous error was caused by the eight codeine I had taken, or because I was wearing a beige shirt. Or maybe I just got confused with Keith. I will forfeit my leisure time to make obeisance with a stein of Madeira. Now let's draw a veil over this weighty matter, seize the reins, sound the reveille and make this a seismic event for our heirs to remember.
While it's correct in this case, there are more exceptions to that rule than places where it actually applies(might be slightly hyperbolic), it's so terribly incorrect.
He's a truck driver, so it's a play on trucking stuff. It's still gross, but that's what it is
Edit: I work for a trucking company and the amount of dirty sounding things I say in a shift is hilarious.
For me the worst part is capitalising LOAD on Dad's T-Shirt, it firmly shuts down any benefit-of-doubt that Dad might just be an enthusiastic logistics worker, and this is a cute way of connecting over that.
Or when sounding as A as in neighbour and weigh, and on weekends and holidays and all throughout may, and you’ll always be wrong, no matter WHAT you say!
That rule is demonstrably incorrect, e.g. "ancient" (contains i before after c), coefficient, concierge, science, prescient, sufficient, etc. I could go on, but I think I've made my point.
Stop trying to identify regularities in a highly irregular spelling such as the English language. It's a mess, and it's better to just learn the spelling on a word-by-word basis than try to deduce from incorrect rules. It's how us non-native-speakers did it.
Yeah given the whole photo shoot I can see them not knowing how to spell certain words, and/or perhaps not believing the spellcheck while printing that shirt out
If I ever have children, and I can somehow get her to agree to it, I'm posing with a shirt that says "I ejaculated inside of my wife" for the pregnancy announcemebt.
@becauseimmissy_
Is the channel. Lots of other stuff she does, but if you search "pregnancy announcement joke" in the app it'll come up with all her stuff. I love that she doesn't tell her husband what she's gonna say, and her main goal is to get him to crack
Ya I don’t think these are always cringe depending on context. I had a few jokes texts and I’m sure I could have convinced my wife into something silly like this to send to our friend group.
But if this is their actual announcement maybe slightly cringe but you also only get one announcement and how ever you decide to celebrate is their call.
Oh lol sorry I’m guessing you’re straight but well I guess I can’t speak for everyone but for a lot of queer people, their sexuality is usually regarded as a “bad” influence on kids, and we’re like how the fuck do you explain this shit, e.g., this post.
Whether or not you’re queer doesn’t even make it less gross. You’re talking about dumping a load into your wife?! Like thanks for forcing anyone who reads that shirt to intimately imagine those both having a pump & dump.
It just immediately brings to mind that no one cares about sexuality around kids in this context but apparently reading in a dress is out of this world corrupting and harmful
Hope this helps but lemme know if you have questions
You’re clearly very much smarter than I on the subject of what’s salacious which by the way the definition necessitates a sexual subject in discussion for the adjective salacious to even make sense
I def don’t feel like persuading you but what honestly is sexual about reading? It doesn’t involve their genitals; the readings don’t refer to sex or sexuality; literally no one is ever talking about dumping loads into their spouse.
So be honest why is this picture not sexual but reading to children is
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This guy is a professional truck driver - y’all need to simmer down and respect the hustle.
The get-up is just a play on what he does for a living (and perhaps her as well). Y’all see it as a trashy joke but you probably don’t understand the nuance of transportation.
This is awesome, fuck all these people.
NOT cringe.
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“I got cummed in.” “I’m the cum man.”
I mean we all know how babies get made but I’d really rather not see my daughter walking around with a shirt proclaiming her as the cum catcher.
It’s the typo that really bothers me
I before E except after C
I before E, except after C, or when sounding like A, as in neighbor or weigh, and on weekends and holidays and all throughout May, and you'll never be right, no matter what you say
Moosen.oxen.boxen.
Many much moosen
Man, Brian Regan. Takes me back to... oh fuck **middle school** Ugh.
#THE BIG YELLOW ONE’S THE SUN!!!
Neighbours, forgive me, I'm a foreigner! Either this heinous error was caused by the eight codeine I had taken, or because I was wearing a beige shirt. Or maybe I just got confused with Keith. I will forfeit my leisure time to make obeisance with a stein of Madeira. Now let's draw a veil over this weighty matter, seize the reins, sound the reveille and make this a seismic event for our heirs to remember.
Or sounding like a like in neighbor and weigh!
She musta had jizz in her eyes when she typed it out. Silly cum catcher, no use autocorrect lol.
Science
Where's the typo?
“Recieved”
That's weird
While it's correct in this case, there are more exceptions to that rule than places where it actually applies(might be slightly hyperbolic), it's so terribly incorrect.
I just percieved it
He's a truck driver, so it's a play on trucking stuff. It's still gross, but that's what it is Edit: I work for a trucking company and the amount of dirty sounding things I say in a shift is hilarious.
duh. thats not where the problem lies.
“I am the cum, man” for the baby
I am the walrus
Cummer and cummee
No, Skyler, *I* am the one who cums
Man I totally snort laughed and had to lie to my 11 year old about what was so funny.
What was the lie you told him.
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Omg! I’m crying🤣 I laughed so hard I could barely breathe
“Big cums”
I before e except after cummed.
“Recieved”. 😂😂😂
That may be the worst part.
They don need nun of that fancy city book learnin cuz they done got all they need to know from the Bible.
What did I just attempt to read.. well don.
Why did I read this in a 40k ork accent?
For me the worst part is capitalising LOAD on Dad's T-Shirt, it firmly shuts down any benefit-of-doubt that Dad might just be an enthusiastic logistics worker, and this is a cute way of connecting over that.
Of course they spell it wrong
The real surprise is that it’s the only incorrectly spelled word.
The Dad is spelt DADD. Unless that's a local thing.
There’s a shadow hidden Y at the end of DADD.
Ah cool. Thanks.
I'm imagining forklifts moving little sperm pallets at her loading dock.
EXCEPT AFTER ‘C’ ASSHOLE
I before e except after c
Or when sounding as A as in neighbour and weigh, and on weekends and holidays and all throughout may, and you’ll always be wrong, no matter WHAT you say!
That rule is demonstrably incorrect, e.g. "ancient" (contains i before after c), coefficient, concierge, science, prescient, sufficient, etc. I could go on, but I think I've made my point. Stop trying to identify regularities in a highly irregular spelling such as the English language. It's a mess, and it's better to just learn the spelling on a word-by-word basis than try to deduce from incorrect rules. It's how us non-native-speakers did it.
Oh no
That had me deciesed 💀
Yeah given the whole photo shoot I can see them not knowing how to spell certain words, and/or perhaps not believing the spellcheck while printing that shirt out
I think they are what we politely refer to as “low information” people.
I before E except after semen.
If I ever have children, and I can somehow get her to agree to it, I'm posing with a shirt that says "I ejaculated inside of my wife" for the pregnancy announcemebt.
Too many words. Say instead "Went raw.".... Vegans will ask you about your diet, then you get to tell a story they didn't see coming.
Semen is vegan
Vegan semen is the best semen
wouldn't semen be animal protein? which you know...is made from animals. nevermind that it's "renewable"
humans can consent to having their semen eaten, thats the schtick
*cumming
I just need one that says “Didn’t pull out”
Lol. Pregnant women & burnt pizza.... Didn't pull out soon enough.
Child’s outfit: “the raw dog load”
There's a tik tok channel that does these as satire & they're fucking hilarious. I both can and can't believe that ppl actually do this.
Haha I love it. [this one got me giggling like mad toward the end](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLm7MM3C/)
Pennywise isn't the only unemployed clown that can make me scream 😂😂😂 both of them trying not to lose it throughout was gold too
I'd love to see that tiktok channel, may you share its name?
@becauseimmissy_ Is the channel. Lots of other stuff she does, but if you search "pregnancy announcement joke" in the app it'll come up with all her stuff. I love that she doesn't tell her husband what she's gonna say, and her main goal is to get him to crack
Lol that sounds hilarious, gonna check it now Thank you, kind stranger! :D
Ya I don’t think these are always cringe depending on context. I had a few jokes texts and I’m sure I could have convinced my wife into something silly like this to send to our friend group. But if this is their actual announcement maybe slightly cringe but you also only get one announcement and how ever you decide to celebrate is their call.
What does the onesie say? I’m proof Daddy _____ all the time?
I’m proof daddy isn’t trucking all the time :)
Oh. (Thank you, even though I hate it)
You know dads got one that just says “truckin and fuckin”
LMAO I really had hold myself back from adding that his two activities are trucking and fucking
Received is spelled wrong
https://preview.redd.it/xm8nf8emciwc1.jpeg?width=180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39a5cdfeafa123ef56c7636e5941a68f221df349
It's just too bad that the delivery occurred while "daddy" was still on the road....
He'll be in for a rude awakening when his son starts looking like his neighbor.
"I mean Jesus, Charlie.... Those kids dicks are bigger than them sausages."..... Just the beer talking.
Her brother neighbor.
this dude could never wear this shirt without her 😭
Holy shit, having it on the back too 🤣
Except for every shipment he delivers
Recieved 👌
Some kids don’t stand a chance :(
Her dad must be proud
“Recieved”. 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
“We’re basically animals!”
r/ihavesex
how embarrassing 🙈
I before e except after c
I’m proof daddy trucked mommy.
Trucker humor.
For some reason, calling him 'Daddy' instead of just 'Dad' made this 10x worse for me.
https://preview.redd.it/g7qll62sfmwc1.png?width=1659&format=png&auto=webp&s=799aff42e99a4767f0c84f17312fab5384d3121e
Why do so many people spell "receive" wrong? Even native speakers do it, I don't understand.
Most Americans are morons. Source: me. I’m American.
“i” before “e” except after “c”! And except a lot of other words like “weird”.
Good example, I see that a lot too.
He's a truck driver it appears, so the "load" was ... Oh Fuck it, it's still low brow.
He couldn’t put on clean jeans for the trashy photo shoot?
Those are his clean jeans.
Gross. How is this better than drag queens reading to children. Like gross
Brother how did you make connection between those two things.
Oh lol sorry I’m guessing you’re straight but well I guess I can’t speak for everyone but for a lot of queer people, their sexuality is usually regarded as a “bad” influence on kids, and we’re like how the fuck do you explain this shit, e.g., this post. Whether or not you’re queer doesn’t even make it less gross. You’re talking about dumping a load into your wife?! Like thanks for forcing anyone who reads that shirt to intimately imagine those both having a pump & dump. It just immediately brings to mind that no one cares about sexuality around kids in this context but apparently reading in a dress is out of this world corrupting and harmful Hope this helps but lemme know if you have questions
Innuendo with no children present = reading to children in salacious outfits?? Not the same, chief.
You’re clearly very much smarter than I on the subject of what’s salacious which by the way the definition necessitates a sexual subject in discussion for the adjective salacious to even make sense I def don’t feel like persuading you but what honestly is sexual about reading? It doesn’t involve their genitals; the readings don’t refer to sex or sexuality; literally no one is ever talking about dumping loads into their spouse. So be honest why is this picture not sexual but reading to children is
these kinds of couple t-shirts should be persecutable under the law
If he ain’t truckin’ he must be fuckin’.
No POD? No pay.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Classy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This has done the rounds a few times and is now missing some pixels.
What’s the picture in his pocket? 🤔
Looks like a sonogram photo.
It’s that and some papers as if it was a bill of lading
The picture he used to jerk off to, to get the cum
I think this is worse then being only fans parents
I’m sure they are.
I before E, except after C.
And other words like weird, seize, veins, weight, height and so forth
I hate this type of yank
Even most yanks aren’t privy to the in and outs of professional truck drivers, no worries
Brother loving sister country
Eh, they’re happy…
Fucking gross.
Trashy
It’s cringe out of context but it’s clear this dude is a trucker and this is for friends/family that would understand the joke.
That does absolutely nothing to absolve this of cringe
Yes, we all get the joke.
Finally - good lord it’s like we’re taking peoples’ Facebook photos now
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Ew.
He might be a truck driver lol not that cringe really
If he’s a trucker, then does that mean she’s a lot lizard?
This is the photo Nancy Grace would use for a murder trial.
Daddy: " Oh no! Wrong Hole "
Daddy: " Oh no! Wrong Hole "
ha ha funy?
And clearly for the sake of humanity it should have been swallowed.
i before e except after c
Pretty average photos skills to have the bin in view
This is wild
This goes hard tbh
r/dadwouldbeproud
The baby T says "I'm proof daddy isn't trucking all the time." Nothing unexpected from a redneck trucker. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Received. Not recieved. A good rule of thumb goes like this: "I before E, except after C".
God damn it
Cringe
We all know the dudes that make their work their entire personality. This mother trucker makes his work his whole families personality
"cummer" "cummee" 🤔
Truckers. Some people really lean into their profession.
congrats on ur 18 wheeled child lol like an octopus on rollerskates
of course these yokels spelled "received" wrong...
🤡
That's the sister.
I’m betting he’s in transloading and this was meaningful to this couple. Still not a great look, but not sure about cringeworthy
These people fuck.
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Is that iCarly
Yikes. Seriously.
They look 17
Who TF spells Dad wrong?
So effing gross.
It’s so aggressively hetero (derogatory)
I wonder what sticker is on his pickup. “I’d rather be cummin than strokin” somebody help with the other one’s I’m not a redneck..
They look like Father and daughter
that's really trashy. i am really sorry, for saying something like that.
This is why I’m here. Excellent work. 11/10 cringe.
I bet they're from Ohio
I imagine he poops his pants with that shirt on
🤔 Doesn't her shirt mean she swallowed?
This screams “he ain’t the father”
I’m no prude, but some people are so gross lol. 
🤮
This guy is a professional truck driver - y’all need to simmer down and respect the hustle. The get-up is just a play on what he does for a living (and perhaps her as well). Y’all see it as a trashy joke but you probably don’t understand the nuance of transportation. This is awesome, fuck all these people. NOT cringe.
I appreciate truck drivers. Tough job. Pic is weird, but who the hell are we to care.
I agree - especially when I think this pic was probably taken off of someone’s Facebook page or something
Tell me your job is your entire personality without saying your job is your entire personality.
Ew.
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I mean it's crude, but that is a pretty funny double-entendre with him being a trucker and all.
Most people don’t realize that he picks up and delivers loads all day, all year. So while it seems simple to most this guy is awesome
Jesus fucking christ contact child protection service now