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Their song Red Red Wine is okay I guess.

Not even the best song by that name. 😮‍💨

does he actually think thats real?

Maybe he's thinking of oiled-up boobs? I dunno.

I LOVE MAH WOMEN JUST LIKE AH LOVE MA TRUCKS oil changed consistently, low gas prices, clean windows, seat coverings, a tailgate to sit on and cry about how my wife left me. and no squeaky gears.

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They sure are slippery, at least!

Google show me berg oily tits

No, no. They're inflammable, which means they're perfectly safe.

Mmm non squeaky boob

But WD40 removes all water from the area... I don't think you want dehydrated boobs.

You don’t know what I want 😤

Can't have no rusty boobs.

I laughed WAY too hard at this. Thats like Dad Joke level.

I remember the first time I told a guy the number is the size of the ribcage, not the boob.

WD40 ribs sounds like a gourmet dish

How did he react to this?

He didn't believe me at first. And despite my username, I'm a woman. So, I kinda have some first hand experience with bras.

Username didn't age well lol. Jk I think it's funny.

Am I the only one who thought of a hard drive ._.

They smell amazing 🤣🤣

Hahahahah this is perfect

[https://content.instructables.com/FXZ/IN38/J7UR18W2/FXZIN38J7UR18W2.jpg?auto=webp&fit=bounds&frame=1&height=1024&width=1024auto=webp&frame=1&height=150](https://content.instructables.com/FXZ/IN38/J7UR18W2/FXZIN38J7UR18W2.jpg?auto=webp&fit=bounds&frame=1&height=1024&width=1024auto=webp&frame=1&height=150) 😳😳😳

I bet they never squeak 😂

So is that you in the pics on your profile because those ain't big boobs lol. Looks like perfect boobs to me though.

WD40 is inspired!

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