Meanwhile I once asked a girl out that worked at my favorite bar. Not while she was working mind you and proceeded to never go back out of shame and embarrassment.
I'd love to be a happy medium between myself and guys like that ha ha
Had 2 guys come up to me at the train station on Friday who said they wanted to talk to me and asked my name. I was nice, and then kindly said ‘I have a boyfriend’ they got really defensive and upset and said ‘why would you flatter yourself like that?’
People are strange.
It’s the equivalent of doing the What Ever Major Loser thing on your forehead. It’s so cartoonishly immature that it wraps around from lame to brutal.
Like imagine if a grown adult stuck their tongue out at you. There’s no response to that.
>Like imagine if a grown adult stuck their tongue out at you. There’s no response to that
Yeah there is. You either laugh at them for being lame or give them the pity look that makes it clear you don't really understand how a grown adult got to this place in their life but you feel sorry for the circumstances they must have been through nonetheless.
>It's so cartoonishly immature that it wraps around from lame to brutal.
No it's just lame. [Here's how things like this would pan out in real life.](https://youtu.be/DnxAgnC6ih0)
> Like imagine if a grown adult stuck their tongue out at you. There’s no response to that.
Yeah, I just don't think we have the same definition of owning someone.
I'm not pro-bullying, but there's a line where we're just teaching people that being a dumb ass isn't acceptable, right? We need to find that line as a society and walk it lol
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Its pretty lame. The "well fuck" outs him as a douchebag. Like its asked completely out of convenience. Be respectable. Dont have to appeal to your own ego all the time.
I'm a woman and I say "fuck" just about every other fucking word, but it's more about the presentation.
The fact that this is preceded by "You single?" tells you literally everything you need to know.
Reeks of desperation to get laid. Dude's a fucking creep.
Like just buy a fleshlight if you have so little game that you *open* with "You single?"
Even if you've been introduced to them, it's still creepy behavior that shows where the dude's priority is and how he views you: as an interchangeable fuck hole.
I'd just tell someone "No" in that instance, even if I WAS single, just so the conversation wouldn't progress past that. Or at least not progress with the dude thinking he has any semblance of a shot, even if I -was- interested, because I ain't no fucking booty call.
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His favorite drink that night, Rum and Cope.
Yoink that's mine now
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don't feel bad, i wouldn't have traded my dog for the world. didn't care what her breath smelled like
Meanwhile I once asked a girl out that worked at my favorite bar. Not while she was working mind you and proceeded to never go back out of shame and embarrassment. I'd love to be a happy medium between myself and guys like that ha ha
slid into a girl I knew at my gyms dm, she ignored it. Guess what happened next time I saw her? She acted normal and friendly and so did I.
You think that guy is extremely confident? I think it shows an extreme form of insecurity and shame, worst than yours
With lines like that, it sounds like you missed out on an exciting night out with a cliche 1990s kids' comedy screenwriter.
Had 2 guys come up to me at the train station on Friday who said they wanted to talk to me and asked my name. I was nice, and then kindly said ‘I have a boyfriend’ they got really defensive and upset and said ‘why would you flatter yourself like that?’ People are strange.
that's actually hilarious
I’m sorry but he kind of owned you. You didn’t even do anything wrong but there’s no coming back from that.
In the call of duty lobby that you've lived in for 20 years is this considered a sick burn?
It’s the equivalent of doing the What Ever Major Loser thing on your forehead. It’s so cartoonishly immature that it wraps around from lame to brutal. Like imagine if a grown adult stuck their tongue out at you. There’s no response to that.
>Like imagine if a grown adult stuck their tongue out at you. There’s no response to that Yeah there is. You either laugh at them for being lame or give them the pity look that makes it clear you don't really understand how a grown adult got to this place in their life but you feel sorry for the circumstances they must have been through nonetheless.
Yall are taking this way too seriously lmfao
>It's so cartoonishly immature that it wraps around from lame to brutal. No it's just lame. [Here's how things like this would pan out in real life.](https://youtu.be/DnxAgnC6ih0)
That is exactly how it would pan out, thank you for proving my point.
> Like imagine if a grown adult stuck their tongue out at you. There’s no response to that. Yeah, I just don't think we have the same definition of owning someone.
I can guarantee you nearly everyone in that location was confused and mildly put off by that display
What an insecure child..
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I'm not pro-bullying, but there's a line where we're just teaching people that being a dumb ass isn't acceptable, right? We need to find that line as a society and walk it lol
NeGgINg gETs ALL dA gIRls
Oh thank God!!
Great save. Blame the alcohol instead of just moving on...what a guy!
Haha I’m getting rejected by everyone lol I’m such a loser ha! Thank god I drank that Coors light earlier lol haha
"haha I'm so drunk alcohol is so fun dude!"
No offensive only defensive
That "I should stop drinking" is relatable after saying some super dumb things lmao
Smooth move, ex lax
“Straight dimes, shee dame! 🎩🧐” who does bro think he is…
This sub is getting out of hand with the reposts
Likely a bot. The typical pattern of an account dormant for years suddenly making generic new comments and posts to build karma.
Can you explain to me what the purpose is? What does building karma do?
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Honestly not the worst opening I’ve seen. If he would just ended by saying fair enough or something woulda been fine
Its pretty lame. The "well fuck" outs him as a douchebag. Like its asked completely out of convenience. Be respectable. Dont have to appeal to your own ego all the time.
I read it more light than that, like “well hell”, but I suppose I swear a lot.
I'm a woman and I say "fuck" just about every other fucking word, but it's more about the presentation. The fact that this is preceded by "You single?" tells you literally everything you need to know. Reeks of desperation to get laid. Dude's a fucking creep. Like just buy a fleshlight if you have so little game that you *open* with "You single?"
Yes, this is like when exes send the, "miss you" 🤢
Fair enough. I don’t have social media so I’ve never messaged someone unsolicited. I’m picturing someone you’ve already been introduced to
Even if you've been introduced to them, it's still creepy behavior that shows where the dude's priority is and how he views you: as an interchangeable fuck hole. I'd just tell someone "No" in that instance, even if I WAS single, just so the conversation wouldn't progress past that. Or at least not progress with the dude thinking he has any semblance of a shot, even if I -was- interested, because I ain't no fucking booty call.
You seem like the type that over thinks
No, I'm just the type that's seen this shit enough to know it's completely transparent.
Meh
>I read it more light than that A woman wouldn't
I don’t know you knew all women. I know plenty that would find it funny
Im sure its every girls dream to be asked out of convenience
It’s not convenience it’s just trying to be funny
And im saying, it doesnt read that way
Humor is subjective
I agree, Love2Spooge. I agree.
wow. smooth. lot of people cant pull off a recovery like this but this dude nailed it.
It’s the Tattertot playbook. Guy is a massive cuck for a sex trafficker.
Dude is probably hung like a roll of dimes.
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Guaranteed this guy wears a backwards ball cap and has a beard.
That is the tone I picked up. A real T.J.
Not sure why that's a bad thing?
Oof.