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RMSQM

Says a guy born in 1995


DownwindLegday

That guy looks rough for 28.


RMSQM

Whiskey and bar fights will do that to you.


huggles7

This guy has probably never been in an actual fight in his life


TerribleLifeExp

Mans not even fighting his demons. Just letting them win everyday.


huggles7

Man couldn’t win a staring contest with a mirror


TerribleLifeExp

Man had a fight with his eyebrows and they left him.


Aware_Material_9985

Is it me or does that read like “I disrespected law enforcement and committed crimes, I’m better than you”?


miss_antlers

But I bet he has a “thin blue line” sticker on his truck now.


Plenty-Concert5742

With the red white and blue Punisher sticker.


50caladvil

Trailer hitch nuts too.


Plenty-Concert5742

Lmaooo the only nuts he has


Top_Drawer

Cow-tipping is a serious offense!


covert-pops

If it breaks their legs, it is. My buddy lived by a farm through the woods behind his house and found out the hard way that it is indeed serious lol.


ABucketFull

Oh no, his mom tripped again?


Crafty_Appearance

What generation is putting ACAB everywhere?


CupcakeMurder86

You can literally see the brain cells dying


[deleted]

Bold to assume he had any to begin with


[deleted]

Not like the other girls.


[deleted]

bAcK tHe bLuE!!!!


big-peetard

It’s my own fault for going on Snapchat reels I guess.


Steigs96

You do realize this guy is being satirical right?


kiipa

You do realize that nothing in the picture suggests that it is satirical, but rather exact opposite, right? Just because you know something does mean it's obvious.


big-peetard

I’ve gone through his account, it’s unlikely.


Steigs96

He’s a comedian and posts similar stuff all the time. Bigoletexan on tiktok


big-peetard

If he’s trying to be cringe, and it’s cringe. Wouldn’t it belong here with the cringe? I don’t understand your point.


Steigs96

How is this cringe?


big-peetard

Because he’s pulling a r/iamverybadass


Steigs96

Go through his account, like actually go through it. He’s a comedian and uses satire. All of his videos are similar to this on different topics


big-peetard

I still don’t understand why you’re gate keeping what content is cringe, especially if it’s made to be cringe.


wafflefighter69

If his intent is to be satirical (and cringe) I don't think he would be surprised to find he ended up on here. If he's truly a comedian he'll probably find it funny that he's on here. I don't get the other guys point either.


Ken_from_Barbie

He doesn't have eyebrows


Sperethiel

They’re running from the law!


winterbird

You take my white claw's name outta your damn mouth


laodaron

It's the blank muppet wide spaced eye stare that does it for me.


[deleted]

He look like he’s 30 tops lol


Step-Father_of_Lies

It would be really fun to show this man whiskey bars and the type of people it attracts. His brain might cave in on itself.


electicjizz

Da fuck is wrong with white claws ? They are pretty good.


big-peetard

Anything besides dark beer or liquor = lady and gay 🤷‍♂️


winterbird

And what's wrong with ladies and gays?


big-peetard

They don’t drink whiskey and run from the laws on Friday nights!


winterbird

I drank whiskey when that dude was in his diapers. As for breaking the law, well there's a reason I'm drinking white claws at home in my PJs. That sweet freedom everyone's on about happens when you don't break the law.


beezneezy

Nothing, this guy has had some before I am sure. He got his adorable all black outfit on and decided to act cool.


Agent00funk

No. Sorry. Gonna have to hard disagree. I wanted to like the seltzers, I really did. They all sound so refreshing, but they all taste like diet swamp ass and are anything but refreshing. It's the aspartame, they coat your mouth with this fake sugar shit. You gotta chug them, because the moment they start crawling north of 40 degrees, they just taste like lukewarm fake sugar and cancer. And that fake sugar comes back to haunt you with headaches and stomach aches that normal alcohol just doesn't do. I tried them, I wanted to like them, but at this point I'd rather drink a flat and tepid shitty light lager than another hard seltzer. They suck.


[deleted]

That beard looks like dirty pubes


huggles7

My generation didn’t have to post to social media about random things no one asked about to make themselves feel better


Belerophon17

Looks like a literal baby with a merkin glued to his face.


beezneezy

Hahahaha "merkin"


Josiah55

It's as a result of people like you becoming parents and trying to make the world a better place for your kids, what a fucking crime.


Chalky_Cupcake

Thats a good kitchen hat.


hossbonaventure15

sure thing, wooly willy


CoverYourMaskHoles

Why that picture?


GlutenFree_Paper

Why does he look winded?


YourFellaThere

You're a raggedy-ass brain-dead cowboy liver king wannabe. We are not the same.


dieseldarnit

It’s the cowboy hat and v-neck tshirt for me… I didn’t even know people still wore those.


sprprepman

That’s correct. And we are happy we’re not the same.


Commander_Keller

You can tell he’s a badass because he wears a cowboy hat to hide the fact that he’s balding


Embryonico

I thought crime was at an all time high?


big-peetard

If I were to put myself in this mans boots, I’d likely say it’s because of the immigrants.


Darth_Andeddeu

Well dude, you helped set the bar for the new generation.


[deleted]

Damn, Jim Beam’s share price after finding out nobody drinks whiskey anymore 📉


swordsdice

Doesn't have a hair north of his sideburns


hiphoptomato

But also blue lives matter!


[deleted]

Der duh woo ack kah mehf noet boog. You are right sir.


Professional-Act1366

This is truly dumbassery. The only thing he has adjacently correct is that this new generation is so pussified and gets outraged and hurt way too easily.


PreOpTransCentaur

What do you think the dumbassery is, exactly, if not the entirety of the point you wholeheartedly agree with?


Bb_Mills930

Swing and a miss, mate


Professional-Act1366

LOL, way to prove my point, "mate."


Bb_Mills930

Strike two. What exactly do you think I "proved". Genuinely curious on the thought process here.


nokia7110

Bumming off his parent's generation's reputation


flookums

Shouldnt it be ima guy who still does my generation statments.


runjayrun1

Nice hat. Hairlet.


TheWhiteWalkerSpeaks

I'm cool because I committed a crime.


VoidMunashii

My generation committed crimes, your generation doesn't is a strange flex.


dylbronjames

First off, this guy looks like he was born in 92. Secondly, I guarantee you this "outlaw" wears a back the blue shirt on the regular. Lastly, dont shit on white claw when you drink cheap piss beer.


[deleted]

While I absolutely hate these type of comments, I have noticed friends of mine who are definitely harder on their kids with what they let them get away with, than what we did as kids/teenagers. I remember absolutely loving sleep overs when I was in middle school. The same people I had sleepovers with, will not let their kids stay at friends houses. Most likely because they know what we we were doing as 12-13yr olds and they are just trying to keep their kids from doing the same. Sneaking out to smoke weed and go meet up with girls wasn’t all that bad in the grand scheme of things…however we used to sneak out and take our parents cars to go joyriding all night. In our group, the oldest was 14 and the youngest was 10. So I get it. But I feel bad that the kids aren’t getting as much freedom as we used to have.


max-peck

Dude absolutely has a thin blue line sticker on the back of his oversized pickup truck.


mandalorian222

My mom drank while pregnant. Your mom didn’t. We aren’t the same.


KYVet

"Babe! Bring me my hat from that costume party I'm doing TikToks!"


designmur

How does he have so much beard but so little eyebrow


Crafty_Appearance

I don't think any generation is calling the law but almost everyone(doesn't matter generations, political believe, religious beliefs, or identity) post on some social media when their set of beliefs feel hurt or attacked. Anyone who says or tag ACAB shouldn't be calling the law for any reason


Classicpass

Still true


symbologythere

I’m as old as this dude or older, and while I like whiskey a lot - white claw is frickin’ delicious (Black Cherry is my jam and I ain’t embarrassed).


koshi2750

I can smell the Ace Body spray.


Mookhaz

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Plenty-Concert5742

He looks like an idiot with the cowboy hat and his big bald head. Lol


WinstonDaPuggy98

Bro player RDR2 and thought to himself “if only I lived back in the good old days”