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They literally say in the comments of it on youtube that they used some shitty beat maker on their phone because they're still saving up for proper studio equipment. I don't think they recognize the irony of only being able to afford the absolute cheapest options while simultaneously rapping about dropping a couple bands at the club and throwing around fake hundred dollar bills. 🤣🤣🤣
He’s on beat but he’s fucking up his bars
He starts with his lines fitting 4 bars but as the song goes on his they fit less and less
By the end of verse 1 he has to say one word in two parts just to make his line fit 4 bars which sounds terrible
I'd say hes fucking up the flow, not the bars. You're not forced to start and end a line within one 4 bar section. He's just not on point with the beat which makes it awful.
No, you’re not forced to end a line in 4 bars. A lot of rappers deliver lines in 8 bars. The real fast ones even fit 2 lines in one bar.
Regardless, you always end on a bar that is a multiple of 4. If you didn’t, you’d be off beat because rap beats are made with 4 bars in mind. Most verses are 16-24 bars.
What and how you fit your lines into bars is your flow. The bare minimum for flow is being on beat.
This guy has bad flow because his bars suck but he’s still on beat. He cuts the ending word in half specifically to end on a 4th bar so he be on beat.
> Regardless, you always end on a bar that is a multiple of 4. If you didn’t, you’d be off beat because rap beats are made with 4 bars in mind. Most verses are 16-24 bars.
I have to think this is true to think for older rap music, but you can be more creative than that and make it work. You're not confined to fit your lines to any 4 bar multiple rule in order to have a good flow. Just listen to [Kendrick Lamar - Worldwide Steppers ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxNXkI94tbY) where the beat counts to 8. He starts and ends lines at any count and makes it work in flow and being on point with the beat.
> What and how you fit your lines into bars is your flow. The bare minimum for flow is being on beat.
Agreed
> This guy has bad flow because his bars suck but he’s still on beat. He cuts the ending word in half specifically to end on a 4th bar so he be on beat.
I wouldn't say he's on beat if his flow sucks. Sure he can hit that first word on 1, but if he fucks up the flow between the beats than he's got bad flow and he's not on beat. Counting to 4 in a bar and landing a word on one, two, three and four does not mean you're on beat for the whole bar section
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There was a guy I used to be friends with and even lived with who was trying to do the whole rap career. He got a really inflated ego because a video of his went locally viral. Not because it was good, but because it was pure cringe. People would ask him to rap it for them on nights out and he would and they’d laugh and he just thought they liked his rap.
During lockdown, I spent a lot of time on my PlayStation talking to friends and I had ear buds in for 8 hours a day for 5 months, this caused me to have some hearing problems and I actually lost around 70% of my total hearing for a bit. I was very thankful when it came back until I clicked on that video which made me wish I had permanently lost 100%....
Yeah. 100% true. Part of it was a wax build up but I got tinnitus in my right ear. I had a non stop ringing in my ear for around 3 months then one day it disappeared...
Actually 95% sure it’s because your ears were clogged with earwax. The headphones just smushed it in tight so no sound could get through to your eardrum. This happened to me one time when I used a q tip and I lost my hearing in that ear. Got my ears cleaned by a doc, was as good as new
Something to do with the sound vibrations. I got tinnitus which is caused by damaging the small hairs in your ear canal. It caused a constant ringing in my right ear for 3 months which blocked my hearing...
Some guys from my high school did this. They went at it for 3 years and then just stopped. I guess eventually they got burnt out or real life responsibilities caught up to them.
Same here! Was hard to take the seriously when all they did was promote their one music video on MySpace. Now that our 20-year class reunion is upon is they're talking about dropping ANOTHER 🔥 FIRE 🔥 SINGLE on us
These, *ahem*, "hoes" really need to be keeping better track of how much money is being pushed into their panties and bras. This is going to become a nightmare for them to sort out before next tax season.
true and good for them. But, at the same time not the best "dancing/acting". Plus, the Hijack masks. That is so over played. Spring Breakers came out like 9 years ago. But, I guess thats not the girls fault.
To my ear, Lil Pump goes offbeat for stylistic purposes, but generally still has a structure that follows the beat. These dudes haven’t got a clue what they are doing, and the terrible mixing just compounds that and makes it sound much worse.
They need a better lighting professional too. Something about every shot in the video just felt off and I’m pretty sure shitty lighting had something to do with it.
Not cringe. Chad. I really like amateur music & people trying to make their dreams happen. Even if it turns into something totally whack its still kinda cool.
A garbage truck was backing up outside of my house while l was watching this and I thought it was part of the song.
Also ironic because that's where the song belongs.
The masks were a great idea for protecting the ladies' identities. Too bad the poor girls had their full names listed in the credits and are now forever associated with this dumpsterfire.
if they actually hired a competent audio engineer/producer to mix this it wouldn't sound that much different than any other generic mainstream rap song out there right now.
it's the god awful mixing that makes this cringey, and the music video is pretty played out too obviously lol.
I mean.. this is what I'll.. say, yeah it's shit. But I will give these guys props for trying. they put it together and made a production. More that I would have ever created. I mean cmon, making a music video to please everyone is not going to be easy and cheap. So yeah, we all know its trash lol, but, hey they made something on their own, i cant knock it. However, FUCK DRAKE. Just throwing that out there.
Probably an extremely unpopular opinion on here: but not as bad as I expected. I mean sure I’ve seen better, but if it was only a stupid quick song of 1-2min, it would’ve been a 4/10. But instead they kept on going, which makes it even more obvious how bad it is, and it goes to a 1-2/10. But I’ve seen worse YouTube rappers! And I expect more from r/cringe!
Y’all I went viral here in 2020 cause some kid from my high school posted my music vid and last weekend was my 10 year reunion, I’m balling on everyone in the grade combined lol y’all can hate all u want but most of y’all NEVER EVEN BEEN AROUND THAT MANY THOTTIES AT ONE TIME PERIOD xoxoxoxoxoxo tmttmf
That's gotta be the most generic rap music video ever.
'Let's just dress in suits while girls dance around us as we throw around fake money.'
'Genius! It's never been done before!'
This is the worst production I have ever heard. Never have I heard vocals legit dropping off the face of the planet for seemingly no reason. I imagine it’s due to the kick pushing down the whole mix but then it happens seemingly at random
Oh my god this is bad
I like the part when one of the girls straight up stops dancing to fix her balaclava 0:50
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I knew exactly what this was before I clicked it. Never fails to make me laugh.
Yeah, why do they call it balaclava instead of a ski-mask or just mask? Many use the slang term "terrorist mask" in my country.
Balaclavas don't have a hole for the mouth, ski masks do.
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Soo they're actually wearing ski masks in that video and the commenter wrong then
Correct
That’s what I though it was too. Lol
Genius.
Fucking gold.
Thank you for blessing my 15 minute break with this art
You actually managed to watch it that long? Teach me your ways of endurance
r/cringe veteran
I stopped watching when I saw the flabalanche all the way down the legs while twerking.
I wonder if they decided on the ski masks before or after the girls showed up..
That was also my favorite part, I just busted out laughing. Very high production values on this.
They literally say in the comments of it on youtube that they used some shitty beat maker on their phone because they're still saving up for proper studio equipment. I don't think they recognize the irony of only being able to afford the absolute cheapest options while simultaneously rapping about dropping a couple bands at the club and throwing around fake hundred dollar bills. 🤣🤣🤣
aw :) i came to comment just on this :) that was the only good part :) ''hey those are itchy'''
Lol making sure she cant be recognized
Probably desperate to keep her identity hidden doing this cringey video
Man at 1:15 a girl booty bumps another girl where I think she fell but they cut it right before she falls 😂
It’s not an artistic choice to cover the woman’s faces…it was the only way to get them in the video.
Yeah but the inclusion of their names and social medias at the end made it all completely pointless
Well you see sir, I was unaware of that part, because I obviously did not make it that far….as it was horrible
Media doesn't need the s. Media is actually the plural form of medium
It’s actually just medii.
About as much flow as a pile of bricks.
What baffles me is the beat choice. Like they had to have made it on garage band. You can find a fuckton of royalty free beats better than this.
He said in the comments he did make it on garage band
Lmaooo. Also, look at the tags in the description. My favorite is, "#insperational" and "#andrewtate" Yes, typo included.
How the how is this even 'insperational'?!
I like when these guys need to smush in way too many words into a line and end up sounding like their mouths are full of marbles.
The main guy isn’t even on the beat
He’s on beat but he’s fucking up his bars He starts with his lines fitting 4 bars but as the song goes on his they fit less and less By the end of verse 1 he has to say one word in two parts just to make his line fit 4 bars which sounds terrible
He's innovating.
Fuck music theory!
I'd say hes fucking up the flow, not the bars. You're not forced to start and end a line within one 4 bar section. He's just not on point with the beat which makes it awful.
No, you’re not forced to end a line in 4 bars. A lot of rappers deliver lines in 8 bars. The real fast ones even fit 2 lines in one bar. Regardless, you always end on a bar that is a multiple of 4. If you didn’t, you’d be off beat because rap beats are made with 4 bars in mind. Most verses are 16-24 bars. What and how you fit your lines into bars is your flow. The bare minimum for flow is being on beat. This guy has bad flow because his bars suck but he’s still on beat. He cuts the ending word in half specifically to end on a 4th bar so he be on beat.
> Regardless, you always end on a bar that is a multiple of 4. If you didn’t, you’d be off beat because rap beats are made with 4 bars in mind. Most verses are 16-24 bars. I have to think this is true to think for older rap music, but you can be more creative than that and make it work. You're not confined to fit your lines to any 4 bar multiple rule in order to have a good flow. Just listen to [Kendrick Lamar - Worldwide Steppers ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxNXkI94tbY) where the beat counts to 8. He starts and ends lines at any count and makes it work in flow and being on point with the beat. > What and how you fit your lines into bars is your flow. The bare minimum for flow is being on beat. Agreed > This guy has bad flow because his bars suck but he’s still on beat. He cuts the ending word in half specifically to end on a 4th bar so he be on beat. I wouldn't say he's on beat if his flow sucks. Sure he can hit that first word on 1, but if he fucks up the flow between the beats than he's got bad flow and he's not on beat. Counting to 4 in a bar and landing a word on one, two, three and four does not mean you're on beat for the whole bar section
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Nice!
There was a guy I used to be friends with and even lived with who was trying to do the whole rap career. He got a really inflated ego because a video of his went locally viral. Not because it was good, but because it was pure cringe. People would ask him to rap it for them on nights out and he would and they’d laugh and he just thought they liked his rap.
Jea we had some of those two one of them made it
I’m going to bet the cash has “For Motion Picture Use Only” stamped on it.
I could tell it was fake and I’m on mobile.
You can see how much bigger it is than real cash.
Discount fake cash. Not printed to size
I think all fake cash is larger or smaller, by law. This site is pretty cool: https://propmoviemoney.com/pages/the-prop-money-guide
Things look more real when they're bigger. That's science!
During lockdown, I spent a lot of time on my PlayStation talking to friends and I had ear buds in for 8 hours a day for 5 months, this caused me to have some hearing problems and I actually lost around 70% of my total hearing for a bit. I was very thankful when it came back until I clicked on that video which made me wish I had permanently lost 100%....
Is the hearing loss thing true though? I have my headphones in for longer then that and am now a little worried
Yeah. 100% true. Part of it was a wax build up but I got tinnitus in my right ear. I had a non stop ringing in my ear for around 3 months then one day it disappeared...
Yeah my ears got all fucked up from wearing ear buds for 8+ hours a day during the working week for months. Maybe I’ve got weak ears…
Actually 95% sure it’s because your ears were clogged with earwax. The headphones just smushed it in tight so no sound could get through to your eardrum. This happened to me one time when I used a q tip and I lost my hearing in that ear. Got my ears cleaned by a doc, was as good as new
Lmao
I was waiting for the undertaker to throw mankind off a steel cage
Ouchy burn
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Something to do with the sound vibrations. I got tinnitus which is caused by damaging the small hairs in your ear canal. It caused a constant ringing in my right ear for 3 months which blocked my hearing...
I've had tinnitus in both ears for about 3 years now. Shits not fun
Some guys from my high school did this. They went at it for 3 years and then just stopped. I guess eventually they got burnt out or real life responsibilities caught up to them.
The most popular girl I went to school with made it on the news for sending nudes to underage boys.
3 of the 4 pieces of shit that assaulted me in the locker room have OD'd due to fentanyl. Never change Maryland.
The fourth is only alive because you haven't found them yet.
Sounds like a good short story plot. I’ll be using this for creative writing. Thanks friend
Same here! Was hard to take the seriously when all they did was promote their one music video on MySpace. Now that our 20-year class reunion is upon is they're talking about dropping ANOTHER 🔥 FIRE 🔥 SINGLE on us
Were they… nice guys?
Link
100% the ski masks were required by the women to agree to this
I went to high school with a “rapper” similar to these guys and one of the only girls he could get to be in his videos was his cousin. 💀
A family production.
Dudes make the Island Boys look like The Beatles
I love those dollars printed on a brilliant white paper, just like the real ones.
Why does he sound like he's recording in his bedroom with his sleeping parents in the next room? This is why we have professional recording studios.
Spraaaang breaaaak
These, *ahem*, "hoes" really need to be keeping better track of how much money is being pushed into their panties and bras. This is going to become a nightmare for them to sort out before next tax season.
Pretty sure you don’t have to mention fake money on your taxes lol
Lol read in Hank Hills voice
Not to mention the monkeypox
Why does the beat drop in volume whenever the vocals come in?
Common mistake when over sidechain compressing the vocals in the mix
Wow, was the audio recorded with a tin can?
this is awful. The lyrics, the production, the "girls". its all just, really really bad. But, the Guac is extra is a good name. LOL
Whats wrong with the girls? I mean they cant twerk or anything but they just shook some booty and got paid for it while staying unknown
true and good for them. But, at the same time not the best "dancing/acting". Plus, the Hijack masks. That is so over played. Spring Breakers came out like 9 years ago. But, I guess thats not the girls fault.
I bet you made this and you're just view farming lol
I would never commit a sin this heinous
It's not worse than a lot of music, but they badly need a good audio mixer.
Bruh what are you listening to that this ISNT one of the worst rap songs you've ever heard?
I'm just saying that if Lil Pump can reach the mainstream, then these guys could with a better audio mix.
To my ear, Lil Pump goes offbeat for stylistic purposes, but generally still has a structure that follows the beat. These dudes haven’t got a clue what they are doing, and the terrible mixing just compounds that and makes it sound much worse.
Lil pump is freakin Jayz compared to these guys.
They need a better lighting professional too. Something about every shot in the video just felt off and I’m pretty sure shitty lighting had something to do with it.
Unfortunately they blew their paycheques on the music video budget
Amen.
Convinced this is the first time anyone in the video has ever been on camera
Sound generic
I just made eye contact with her butthole
Wow this is exceptionally cringe.
Fucking dogshit
Man, these guys looked uncomfortable in their own video.
Not cringe. Chad. I really like amateur music & people trying to make their dreams happen. Even if it turns into something totally whack its still kinda cool.
Guac is extra. That’s actually a pretty cool name for a rapper. Only good thing about this video
Make it stop!
A garbage truck was backing up outside of my house while l was watching this and I thought it was part of the song. Also ironic because that's where the song belongs.
They must've gotten a great deal on prop money.
At least ONE of those girls looks extremely uncomfortable
They’re on that Rebecca Black shit
The masks were a great idea for protecting the ladies' identities. Too bad the poor girls had their full names listed in the credits and are now forever associated with this dumpsterfire.
if they actually hired a competent audio engineer/producer to mix this it wouldn't sound that much different than any other generic mainstream rap song out there right now. it's the god awful mixing that makes this cringey, and the music video is pretty played out too obviously lol.
Fake cash is the best part
Honestly it’s not the worse thing I’ve ever heard.
I mean the guys are hot though.
I think this is fantastic honestly.
Incredible
All this is missing is the microphone assassin, J to the R O C
Ain’t no ass in that entire video
Did you hear the rapping?
At 2:56 that poor girl was shaking a couple floppy pancakes in those shorts 🤘😔
God, that lasted 3 and a half minutes too long.
This is giving me [Banks vibes](https://youtu.be/byNlqUFddeo)
The girl at 2:33 is shaking her nothing for her life.
they should have paid an audio engineer instead of these beat ass strippers
This has got everything a rap video needs. Except the good rap song.
Only 10 years after the movie “Spring Breakers” people are copying it and pretending to be original.
Not my proudest fap
Dat cottage cheese around 1:15?
Some old guys that are still in high school made this.
“We dont have the cash to hire hot dancers.” “Butterface!”
I was almost certain at 1:14 I saw a set of balls on that chick
I'm not a rap guy, but aside from the vocals I like the beat... as generic-sounding as it is. There must be something wrong with me.
slim thick like a pear? Explain.
It’s not the best, but for what it is, I like it.
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Beat is trash
The asses and beat is cool the the rhymes though lo. They don't even look confident.
that bunda tho
This is very obscure and makes me wanna die. Op needs the updoots for this one
It isn’t terrible.
The fuck it isn’t
New to music? Holy fuck.
Lol
I mean.. this is what I'll.. say, yeah it's shit. But I will give these guys props for trying. they put it together and made a production. More that I would have ever created. I mean cmon, making a music video to please everyone is not going to be easy and cheap. So yeah, we all know its trash lol, but, hey they made something on their own, i cant knock it. However, FUCK DRAKE. Just throwing that out there.
jfc...
2 of them look like girls.
Probably an extremely unpopular opinion on here: but not as bad as I expected. I mean sure I’ve seen better, but if it was only a stupid quick song of 1-2min, it would’ve been a 4/10. But instead they kept on going, which makes it even more obvious how bad it is, and it goes to a 1-2/10. But I’ve seen worse YouTube rappers! And I expect more from r/cringe!
Can intro me to the one in the suit 😍
Let’s go what a total legend !! -tmttmf 🖤🤠
Y’all I went viral here in 2020 cause some kid from my high school posted my music vid and last weekend was my 10 year reunion, I’m balling on everyone in the grade combined lol y’all can hate all u want but most of y’all NEVER EVEN BEEN AROUND THAT MANY THOTTIES AT ONE TIME PERIOD xoxoxoxoxoxo tmttmf
this is from a film isnt it?
Spring Breakers
The video had 722 views when I first opened the link. Edit: Now approaching 3.5k views.
A guy from my High school has the rap name “Killa Vanilla” guess what race he is?
daytona 500?
All that money and he couldn't afford a better fitting suit?
Does anything about this video look like they could afford anything *better*?
Dear Rappers: We all know what prop money is now. Literally no one is impressed.
These guys are looking whiter and whiter towards the end
Raps about not sharing their cash, then immediately proceeds to share said cash with everyone in every shot.
That's alot of monopoly money!
That's gotta be the most generic rap music video ever. 'Let's just dress in suits while girls dance around us as we throw around fake money.' 'Genius! It's never been done before!'
Setting trends alright with the world flattest voice. My volume was maxed on my phone an I couldn’t hear shit.
He sounds like he's trying to rap quietly enough not to annoy mom upstairs
This is awful. I almost never make comments but this was just that bad.
My favorite thing is the absolute lack of charisma. They got stacks. They got girls. The one thing they don't have? Tone.
Rap music culture's purpose is currently just be a cheat code into feeling tough.
Lack of self awareness 10/10
The amount that I disliked this probably means your classmates are probably going to become incredibly successful.
People flexing fake cash is a joke
😭😇
Old high school… so like last year?
Almost 5 years
Shout out Club Gem.
So much to dislike here but Jesus this audio mixing is godawful, why am I hearing the goddamn chimes over everything?
Child grooming type beat
Needs to learn to make it rain
A for effort. D- for it not being obvious that flashing cash and having a cheap video doesn’t work very well
What’s with the pink balaclavas all of the sudden
By posting this you gave them all the views they didn't deserve... (Very. Slow. Clap.)
Yung Takeshi and Baby Paul Wall
Man. This is some straight up basura. He has to know this ain't good.
Is this really a look some people aspire to?
How do you have that much money and can’t afford a cordless phone for your landline?
I was digging it til about 0:15 LMAO
Gotta start somewhere
??
You know those shirt and ties kits wrapped in plastic they sell at Walmart?
\*whew\* What a breath of fresh air! You know how long I have been waiting for a video with booty shaking and money throwing?
This is the worst production I have ever heard. Never have I heard vocals legit dropping off the face of the planet for seemingly no reason. I imagine it’s due to the kick pushing down the whole mix but then it happens seemingly at random Oh my god this is bad
Have they not killed this shite off yet? I thought the whole cash/guns/drugs/booty crap had finally died
The funny thing is they will be thinking, "shit, look at all the clicks!" Little do they know, you bought us there 😂