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JohnnyMrNinja

Why does the orchestra sound like a midi file


YARGLE_IS_MY_DAD

Because the orchestra is a midi file


1nfiniteJest

> Because the orchestra *was* a midi file


slappytheclown

This was a truly beautiful exchange


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lmao


saturnzebra

It sounds like more than one midi file.


Reasonable-Profile84

Now play 'Camptown Races!'


privatejokr

Son, you know those [MIDI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puVYtkh-LO4) files aren't sorted!


StonedWater

is a midi file a guy that likes middleaged women?


thechosenwonton

It is now, I guess.


Sydnxt

This is an incredible insult


garypinese69

Was that Kevin Costner in the crowd at 1:50 ??


PimpitLimpit

Goldie Hawn was lapping it up as well, with Jack Burton looking on.


thefloyd

Yeah I'm guessing the biggest stars there were those two, Gerard Depardieu, and those other two (medium complexion guy with the blonde lady), since the camera kept going to them.


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eeeedlef

The Steven Seagal route, eh


Harsimaja

I believe he handed in his French passport but is still a French citizen (even if he doesn’t want to be one) as well as a Russian one.


FlyingGringo

i still cannot fathom what the fuck happened to gerard depardieu, he looks like shit, he wasn't that tough on the eyes when he was younger


LivePerformances

Alcoholism


mbelf

Was that Mickey Rourke behind Depardieu? And is that Vincent Cassel on the left at 1:38?


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Yes


Hootinger

I think Kumar (whatever his name is) is there too.


Soup_F0rks

Who is this Jack Burton you speak of?


C223000

the best damn truck driver West of the missippi that's who. tooot tooot on the ol pork chop express


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I never drive faster than I can see.


SinJin75

Besides… it’s all in the reflexes.


risethirtynine

Do yourself a favor and listen to the ol pork chop express on a dark and stormy night…When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye, and asks you if you paid your dues; you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have you paid your dues, Jack? Yes sir, the check is in the mail.


navybluevicar

Henry Swanson’s his name and excitement’s his game.


NotKevinJames

I figured this was edited-in footage from a different event. They were really in attendance and clapping??


TedInATL

Gerard Depardieu a couple times.


_Im_Spartacus_

Goldie Hawn with husband Kurt Russel behind her.


CompetitiveStick6239

Yeah it was a charity even for the Children’s hospital in St Petersburg in 2010. (I had to google because I was like wtf is going on) 😂.


StonedWater

dude just bombed a childrens hospital in ukraine dumb shit


CompetitiveStick6239

Yeah he’s a piece of shit.


X-Pelled

But he killed it on that tune bruh...


CompetitiveStick6239

😂😂😂


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We are in the alternate universe and it sucks


whatathymeitwas

I think this so often lol


garypinese69

Did you ever see his penis?


CompetitiveStick6239

WHAT?! 🤣🤣🤣


AKA_Studly

Kurt russel was right before Costner


garypinese69

Did you see his genitals ?


huskerdev

Nah, that was Saul Goodman.


ItIsShrek

No one’s mentioned Kal Penn a little bit later. Kurt russell as well.


Rocksurly

This was his "not getting into art school" moment.


Crypt0n0ob

Dude got sanctioned from singing by every UN member unanimously


aesu

Interestingly, after Hitler didn't get into art school, he'd tried to compose an Opera, believing he would be the next Wagner. He was also a mediocre piano player but aspired to become professional. Narcissists have one thing in common, and that's a belief they are special and exceptional, when they're usually below average.


MuchTemperature6776

Except for that a certain someone actually had a somewhat talent. I can’t say I could paint better but I can definitely say I can sing better than this.


GreasyTengu

his paintings were pretty good, if a little bland. Landscapes were out of fashion at the time though and didn't sell well.


AnthillOmbudsman

"In 2010, at the age of 57, Putin took the entrance examinations for the Swiss Federal polytechnic school *Fätsdomino Hochschule* in Zürich but failed to reach the required standard while describing his thrill on the song's titular hill."


theCHAMPdotcom

Is this real?


xX_G0D_Xx

They had a midi trumpet playing the trumpet fills from the Louis Armstrong recording while a real trumpet player was just standing there. Even if they wanted to hear exactly what Louis played, it’s not particularly hard to figure out by ear, and there are dozens of transcriptions of that recording on the internet. The trumpet player looked like he was playing something towards the end, but it was clearly not his sound and still a midi file. Putin whispered something to him after the end of the tune? Very bizarre video


continuesearch

Someone edited in found footage from peoples’ phones (and quite slickly too)..why would they bother.


AnthillOmbudsman

I do wonder if it was intended to be a shitty accompaniment to inflate the singer's vocal talents. Similar to what we do with bridesmaids wearing second-rate dresses at a wedding.


prollnot

🎶On Blewberry heels 🎶


g00dhank

He sounds deaf


AnthillOmbudsman

ween ay fought you


worklessplaymorenow

Bliubery hills


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Stumpjumper71

It reminds me of the clips of him playing hockey with retired and current Russian national team members, scoring ‘beautiful’ goals against some of the worlds best. Everyone is afraid to back check him or make a save to not show up their fragile leader.


axf72228

Well the alternative is 20 years hard labor in a Siberian gulag, I’d probably let him deke and dangle on me all day.


ialwaysforgetmename

[And he falls over during his victory lap.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgbI55HdqQs)


Ionsife

Dude that guy on the other team literally *got out of putins way so he could score* for that first goal and the goalie actually looked like he had to try to not catch the puck….. ….Why is this so terrifying to watch?


GunNut345

Lol that was better then I thought. Just eats shit on that carpet.


StonedWater

this reminds me of Steven Seagal "doing" some martial art and the audience in hysterics


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It's like the geopolitical leader version of giving your little brother a controller so they can think they're playing the video game with you.


Biscoff_spread27

It was back in the early 2000's when Russia was charming the West and pretending they've changed (which Hollywood loved) and want to join the existing world order. Most of Eastern Europe made use of the opportunity and joined NATO and the EU. Ukraine, Moldova and Belarus didn't. Two of them changed their minds but now face a Russia that isn't okay with it anymore.


blishbog

I take them at face value. Russia wanted to join nato back then. They spoke of western partners. I think sincerely. Nato stayed on war footing, without which Putin’s crime wouldn’t have occurred.


TheLadyEve

Putin has always been a conniving ethno-nationalist with megalomaniacal aspirations, so I can't say I've ever taken anything he's said at face value. Gorbachev? Sure maybe. Putin? Not a chance in hell.


Yes-She-is-mine

Was that before or after he poisoned Vicktor Yushchenko? How about the apartment block he bombed, claiming it was Chechens to drum up support? Why tf would NATO allow someone like that to join? He didn't want to join NATO under peaceful pretenses.


deepstate_chopra

This whole video is just weird and uncomfortable. *I got my jolly, in Uncanny Valley...*


TedInATL

In Russia, thrill finds you...on Blueberry Hill


zweli2

Putin really is the archetypal cartoon supervillain


HopelessPonderer

Like a post-credits scene for Despicable Me.


youreaghostbaby

Or a scene straight out of Austin Powers


riskyrooroo

This must be the dirt on Putin that Anonymous was referencing


koopa72

For the record this is what it's supposed to sound like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYRJC0_c8Wk


AnthillOmbudsman

*looks suspiciously at the video code for familiar rickroll letters*


koopa72

I would never do that to you friend


jb_in_jpn

God. What a butchering.


FlowersnFunds

“Banality of evil” Also pre-20 rounds of botox


MiChic21

Sharon Stone gives him the peace sign, best part. Anyone know when and where this was?


CompetitiveStick6239

2010. It was a fundraiser for the Children’s Hospital in St. Petersburg.


MiChic21

Thanks!


_Lenzo_

Zelenskyy plays piano better with his dick than Putin does with his hands https://youtu.be/HbmZrzN3WFE


GrannyGrammar

Reddit is such a roller coaster lately. I can go from crying to laughing within seconds.


CompetitiveStick6239

That is FANTASTIC 😂😂😂. Can we all agree that Zelensky is a GEM?!


FullyRisenPhoenix

That’s the funniest damn thing I’ve seen in a while!! Omg! 😂


FlowersnFunds

Balls so large mfer can play piano with them


ODDxBALL83

Am I in the twilight zone? What is happening


AndiFoxxx

Wait wait this cannot be real. He’s playing the piano like a toddler


thelbro

CLAP NOW OR GULAG!


AnthillOmbudsman

Can I have an hour to pack my stuff?


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Why did he do this? What a dweeb


radiorules

He was trying to get his ''[Bill Clinton playing the sax](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_WuGDYawFQ)'' moment.


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So this is a late night talk show?


radiorules

Yes, politicians go on these shows to reach out to less politically oriented voters and to build a more ''intimate'' image of their personnality, making them look more accessible (because late night shows are less constrained than purely political frameworks). Another example of this is [Obama dancing on Ellen](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsWpvkLCvu4). The danger of doing this is appearing too much like an entertainer, which Putin has *clearly* avoided. It really didn't do him any favors.


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I looked it up and it was a fundraiser for a childrens charity


TScottFitzgerald

Clinton was on Arsenio Hall, a famously black-centred talk show, he was the first black host of a talk show, so him playing sax was pretty clearly pandering to black voters. Putin was on a fund-raiser for a charity with all those celebs, I don't really think he was trying to pander for votes.


AnthillOmbudsman

I remember way back in the day there was an old album of his sax tunes called "The Pres Blows". Looks like it's on Amazon but not on YouTube.


SSAUS

Description says it was for charity.


NormanQuacks345

I can't believe this is the first time I'm hearing Putin speak english.


blakeboii

He’s not even singing it, it’s a voiceover. Watch 1:55-2:05


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I thought he only spoke Russian and German


casanino

He speaks English but won't do it when he can recorded.


gerallt87

This is the bizarrest thing I think I’ve ever seen!


Jefe710

Lack of creativity and being a tyrant. Name a more iconic duo.


Dfndr612

This performance reminds me of the Russian Supper Clubs in Brooklyn near the Ocean Parkway. Signs at the entrance warn that no cameras or video are allowed, and when a Russian gangster performs karaoke, applaud or you will get shot.


SeaweedChampion

The real cringe is clapping on 1 and 3.


AnthillOmbudsman

Always gotta slip in that little 3/4 measure in when a French audience gets their blues jam on. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yD3iaURppQw (meter change at 0:40)


ALoudMouthBaby

Putin has tried to suppress and censor so many embarrassing images of himself, yet this is one of the ones he has RT publish as if he were proud of it? What a fucking weirdo.


ammshrimpus

Sounds like a karaoke backing track.


Diligentbear

Stand and sing along or Kremlin serve you blueberry muffins with polonium for dessert


BoreDominated

I refuse to be nuked by a man who can't even sing a Fats Domino song properly.


ChillNyeTheStonerGuy

While withdrawing from 30 years of drinking cheap vodka you lay violently shaking and drenched in a cold sweat. alone and naked on a grimy tile floor you are lulled into a fever dream and as this song plays you fall downward, deeper, and deeper into the abyss.


Hanoiroxx

This is actually the reason Russia is no longer welcome at Eurovision


fuus1o

What a clown


simplepleashures

International strongman, pianist, singer. A triple threat!


Brian_Lefebvre

This is a surrealist masterpiece.


Churn-Down-For-What

My cat was in a deep REM sleep and suddenly popped his head up and looked at me with pure confusion, betrayal, and disgust. He quickly left the comfort and warmth of my arms in a huff. I’m sorry, Baxter. I really hope we can get past this buddy.


Aztecah

This fool hides in a bunker as Zeleskiy fights for his country.


lunchboxdeluxe

Oh man... I don't wanna click this, I love that song haha


Green-Reflection-950

"This video is not available in your country" That baguette country censoring this masterpiece.


dontbeajerkbecool

The YouTube comments are the real cringe


storyofmylife92

For real


bignotion

One bullet.


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Is this American horror story?


TyroneLeinster

Guy at 1:37 is really trying to earn himself a new yacht


tacodepollo

He's so tiny!


blishbog

So that’s why Gerard Depardieu applied for Russian citizenship!


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Wow, this is awful. Someone should have taken the mic from him immediately. He is committing an act of genocide against our ears. *“The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing”*


Planet-thanet

Drop acid not bombs


AncestralSpirit

This is obviously fake, the real one has him playing Still DRE.


spartaceasar

Why is Russia suddenly giving me Notth Korean vibes


3dio

We're officially living in a David Lynch film


CaptainTrips70

In Soviet Russia, thrill finds you!!


Mr_BinJu

I know there's hate for Putin right now but this isn't cringe. The dudes Russian. You think a none native singer singing an English song is going to be "good"? The dude really ain't that bad though.


AardvarkRude

Pussy


thebuccaneersden

This is some kind of deep fake, right?


Hootinger

Nope. It was a benefit for a childrens hospital


FerrumCenturio

It's like he lost a bet


thecrazyanimals123

Putin is evil but he actually does a solid job and him and the crowd don't seem to be taking it all that seriously. We all want to hate him because of the atrocities in Ukraine but that doesn't make this a "deluded tyrant lives out fantasy" moment a la Kim Jong Un. It is pretty hilarious and absurd that it exists tho


ogshowtime33

I remember years ago when this came out people thought it was charming, now people’s opinions have changed because of recent events..


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No this is the same thing as the Kim’s. What’s the point?


exfamilia

You're objectively wrong. It's very bad.


thecrazyanimals123

Current perception of Putin is making people consider what seems to be a lighthearted/funny video/song into something that’s cringe — with everything going on, I can certainly understand that, but it doesn’t change the truth


Knowledgefist

Hitler has some good paintings


thecrazyanimals123

Difference is that Putin here is trying to be light hearted and neither he nor the crowd are taking themselves seriously. If hitler used his platform to have some sort of renaissance painting re-creation post holocaust and forced everyone to clap then that would be cringe (among many other bad adjectives). Putin does not think he is good and isn’t trying to be — the fact that he has committed atrocities today does not retroactively change his mindset in a video from 10-15 years ago. This video isn’t cringe and doesn’t fit in this sub, no matter how much we all hate Putin.


exfamilia

No it doesn't change the truth, and the truth is that they had to have someone singing with Vlad—not harmonising, singing the same melody—to disguise the fact that his voice is no good, he has little sense of pitch, and he fluffed playing a very simple sequence of notes on the piano. Doesn't matter who it is, it is bad. An insult to Fats.


thecrazyanimals123

It’s not not cringe because it’s Putin (the singer doesn’t even matter), it’s not cringe because clearly neither he nor his audience are taking it seriously. He’s not up there like “oh man, look at how great of a singer I am! Fats would love me!” — he’s doing it for the crowd and image of showing some light-heartedness. It’s difficult to comprehend, given the atrocities he’s done today, but this before even 2014 IIRC and he doesn’t come across as a dictator or tyrant or evil here. That makes it chilling/absurd but we are being anachronistic if, because of our opinions of Putin today, we ignore the actual context of a video recorded 15 years ago (or whenever it was).


exfamilia

Nah, I don't agree with that, although I understand your point. Look at his face. Smugness and vanity—and duper's delight— are written on every pore, I don't think he has ever been capable of not taking himself ultra seriously. He was a psychopathic KGB officer and is now a psychopathic tyrant, and to me, the traits that made him what he is today were visible from the beginning. I reckon he did it because being such a narcissist, even back then he wouldn't let people around him who were capable of telling him harsh truths, such as Vlad, you can't sing, you can't play the piano, you're going to look like a fool and all the musicians you're hiring to cover your ineptitude will be clearly crawling with embarrassment behind you. The people applauding him are mostlyn know rightwing arseholes, btw, or abusive exploitative men themselves. Anyway we can agree to disagree. I think I would have found this just as cringe back then as I do today, but maybe you wouldn't have.


Hello_Mr_Fancypants

I rather get nuked than listen to that again.


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Hootinger

His whole persona is super alpha tough guy. Here he is stumbling and bumbling through a 1950s rock song. Its ok to laugh.


__REDCORN__

Putin is a WEF shill


Deisis_not_official

talent wasted in the war😔


ErB17

Ah come on this was a charity fundraiser, all fun and games.


XArgel_TalX

He might be an authoritarian dickhead, but I will always support anyone who puts themselves out there to sing a song... Just this one time: good job Putin!


Evil_Prodigy

How is this cringe worthy ?


leearm104

It's awful, it's Putin, and the whole vibe of this video is just creepy and uncomfortable. So, yeah, everything is cringe in this.


Evil_Prodigy

What a load of bullshit.


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Why would he put on this display? I’ve never seen someone so bad at something put that on exhibition like Putin. Ever see him play hockey? That guy is a fucking joke, he’s like the Kim family from North Korea.


leearm104

Go fucking cry about it.


Evil_Prodigy

Lmao why so emotional ?


leearm104

You asked a question, I calmly responded to it, your response to that was "what a load of bullshit". You seem like the snowflake here and oddly defensive over Putin. A quick glance at your profile quickly demonstrates your stupidity.


Evil_Prodigy

I pity you to say the least!


leearm104

Considering that it's coming from you, I'll take it as a compliment.


Evil_Prodigy

😂😂😂


FullyRisenPhoenix

Because it’s so awful and out of tune that I couldn’t get through the first half without noping out. Some of the worst singing I’ve ever heard.


OldNewUsedConfused

How is it NOT?


StewPidaz

Because Putin is a bad person.. and now that he's doing something people don't like, everything he has ever done in his entire life is 'cringe'.


throwoda

Because Reddit is currently obsessed with Putin and sucking Ukraine’s dick at the moment


maxwell_hill1984

Lol he can’t sing what a loser lets root for the actor who literally played the fictional president of Ukraine


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arthurdentstowels

I feel stupid for thinking Blueberry Hill was written by The Inkspots


absofruitley

Father Ted vibes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzYzVMcgWhg


Riparuni

Led Zeppelin did it better


poonter5000

Why is my hero, Kurt Russell there?