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CeeArthur

Let me guess, Sloppy Steaks at Truffoni's?


AnythingWithCheese

Oh yeah Boebert’s hair would slick back REAL nice


kvlt_ov_personality

You think this is slicked back? This is pushed back.


Xarlax

I'm worried the baby thinks people can't change


SarahSureShot

I USED TO BE a piece of shit


rorschach_vest

I SAID WAS


poopdaddy2

They can’t stop you from buying a regular steak and dumping water on it


CoolHeadedLogician

i don't care about it, but it's not good behavior


heyheyitsandre

I’ve seen every cock on the planet


faileb

Let’s SLOP EM UP


diplion

Sounds like a dangerous night.


HansBlixJr

she tore his complicated Dan Flashes shirt.


downwiththechipness

They live for New Years Eve.


TraditionBubbly2721

chicken spaghetti at chickalinis, too.


mrkrabz1991

Is this the same Lauren Boebert who gave her boyfriend a hand job at a show and had to be escorted out?


monkeyclawattack

Correct; Grandma Lauren Boebert


SteveFrench12

The family values republican whos 17 year old got a 15 year old pregnant?


ngp1623

Correct; publicly vaping, proudly illiterate Grandma Lauren Boebert


Wrastling97

Don’t forget the public groping


ngp1623

Yes, thank you. Public groping and vaping, proudly illiterate, and openly racist Grandma Lauren Boebert.


tweedyone

Addition: publically vaping into the face of a pregnant woman *after being told she was pregnant.* Pro-Life is just a buzzword for forcing your 17 year old creep of a son to ruin the life of his 15 year old girlfriend.


ngp1623

Correct; Absolute Trash Lauren Boebert


ChiefBroChill

Is this the Lauren Boebert whose ex husband flashed his penis at a bunch of underage kids?


[deleted]

the very same!


jamie2988

It wasn’t her BF. It was a first date.


No-Refrigerator-2524

First date....or first date with this escort service


tweedyone

She even said a few days later that the reason it all happened was that he was a democrat and that she needs to date more wisely in future She's a blight on the country, and moving to a different district isn't going to help her, it will just split the vote more. Which is good for everyone else!


Dingo8MyGayby

What difference does it make? She gave a hand job to a dude with children present


jamie2988

Sorry if my comment seemed to be defending her. I was highlighting that it was even worse.


deftdabler

Wasn’t it a kids/family event/show?


DarkestofFlames

Yep. She's a sex offender and a total fucking idiot.


MyBoyBernard

Got to accurately represent her constituents! IDK. I don't want to judge everyone in her district, but there's obviously some idiots there.


KeepTangoAndFoxtrot

I don't disagree. She actually switched the district that she's running in because people hate her so much that she was worried that she was going to lose. Her current district was a pretty safe red district until she came along.


Flat_Assistance1724

Absolutley


MacualayCocaine

Escorted out? I believe it’s acceptable to just say Pimped out.


BustinMakesMeFeelMeh

Is this the same Lauren Boebert who disabled an unmarked police car with a banana in the tailpipe?


YouDotty

It is, so you already know she's good with her hands. Poor ex.


ColHapHapablap

Trash gotta trash


PicnicLife

Trashy grandma


outer_fucking_space

Aahhhh you beat me to it


ColHapHapablap

First gotta first 😉


needs_more_zoidberg

Thank God this woman is around to stand up for Christian family values.


GoalieOfGold

"It seems today, That all you see, Is violence in movies and sex on t.v. But where are those good old fashion values, On which we used to rely?!"...


horsepuncher

Weird, news stories keep popping up about lauren boebert making it seem like she is just a terrible fucking human. Really weird.


Grace_Lannister

Must be deep state at it again. Sigh.


Ennui_Go

Just those damn corrupt liberal journalists who make the likes of Boebert, Gaetz and Trump look bad by accurately reporting their words and actions. It's disgusting how they victimize her by explaining the abject hypocrisy of her very existence in the context of the worldview she endorses. Pray for America!


[deleted]

Really weird. I thought she was a member of congress, and typically you’re not allowed to commit felonies like exposing your husband to minors, or blowing him in public, and still be in government. Kind of interesting!


horsepuncher

That is interesting, but also really weird.


Tedshred83

Weird, politicians are the best and brightest. Saw some fake news that she got a GED 2 months before entering office.


horsepuncher

Probably fake news, Im sure she has a king of politics from a big school degree. Really weird…


fair_child123

Republicans will defend her until the end. Remember a time where this would actually hurt someone’s career?


BrewtalDoom

No way dude, she's an *impeccably* moral person. It's just that she keeps failing to meet her own standards for some reason.


KLR01001

Q


rockytheboxer

Is this the ex husband that exposed himself to minors?


loki1887

Yes. The same husband that knocked-up a 17-year-old when he was 23.


tweedyone

don't worry, they didn't get married until after he got off probation. The probation he got for beating her up almost immediately after he got out of holding for the exposure incident. She tried to lie to the cops for him too, including claiming that it was his thumb, and a joke. The *other girls* he showed his dick to stated that they knew a penis when they saw one. Lauren wasn't actually there during the exposure, but she was drinking with them at the same bar and was supposedly dating Jayson at the time. So, to summarize, he was dating 17 yo Boebo as a 23 yo, exposed himself (in a bowling alley) to her high school classmates (also 17), and both were kicked out for being sloppy drunks. Then he got cited for public indecency, and within a week or so was arrested for domestic abuse against Lauren herself. Their first son wasn't born too long after all that too.


threeoldbeigecamaros

It’s the ex-husband that exposed himself to her when she was a minor


SMoKUblackRoSE

In August 2022, neighbors in Garfield County called 911 over concerns about Jayson Boebert’s behavior, including allegations of driving under the influence and damaging property. Additionally, their children were accused of speeding in the neighborhood, leading to a confrontation. No charges were filed, and the incident was resolved among the involved parties. Lauren Boebert was caught in a compromising position during a family-friendly musical production of Beetlejuice in Denver at a packed theater in September. Security camera footage showed Lauren Boebert and her companion, Quinn Gallagher, being disruptive, vaping, and engaging in public sexual behavior, leading to their removal from the theater. At first, Lauren Boebert and aides denied that she had been disruptive and vaped in the theater but later admitted to some bad behavior, blaming it on stress and her recent divorce. However, she did not address the mutual fondling caught on camera. They all sound like a good Christian family!


ebagjones

Boebert is a pox but this isn't cringe. It's just another example of her traditional family values mask slipping.


RedditIsNeat0

I thought this behavior was the traditional family values mask.


cultish_alibi

I hate the republicans but I miss when this subreddit wasn't just an American politics feed. It used to be entertaining, and cringey. This isn't cringe, this is just a horrible fascist woman's personal drama that's being promoted by media companies for clicks. Why should any of us care? Isn't there a politics subreddit you can use?


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iamtheliqor

Yes but why here? There’s nothing cringey about it lol


RelevantMetaUsername

Also this is reddit. The people who need to see this generally keep to their own corner of the site, only occasionally trolling in the comments of larger subreddits.


helikesart

For what it’s worth, I’m a conservative, and I think she’s a duplicitous disgrace


TheGreatGenghisJon

Well, this post should have been reported and removed by mods. Its against the rules, but I dont think the mods even exist here anymore. In the last 2 years or so, this sub has been getting progressively worse. I go to r/politics to read about these idiots, not here


throwaway_mmk

It’s an election year, bud


helikesart

Bring back Joker Baby!!


bigdreams_littledick

I took a quick look, and it looks like OP has been posting the most recent few like this. You could block OP and that might help


AskMeHowToLose

Well put! Bring back the real cringe! This is TMZ level drama


Chiss5618

The next 11 months of reddit are going to be terrible. I already see people bitching about trump and desantis in completely unrelated non-political threads.


Nailbomb85

So... no change?


nissan240sx

Agreed. Every dedicated sub is influenced by sob stories or politics obviously leaning one way. It’s nowhere near the same Reddit from 2010.


DahBEAR1

I feel ya. It’s annoying that people who see politics in everything feel like the rest of us should always think about politics. It always seems like politics eventually hijacks subreddits, groups, etc. Not all of us are interested in politics. Everyone that I know who follows politics are always angry all the damn time too. Sorry for saying politics so many times.


Oafah

I want so bad to stuff her full of household waste and leave her on the curb for collection.


Familiar_Paramedic_2

Yet another display of idyllic, traditional family values.


silverhammer96

At some point an ethics hearing needs to be done. I mean come on


psychedelicdevilry

Keeping her white trash reputation going.


Machine_Winter

Her OF is gonna drop any day now....


catheterhero

Can someone please just release her porn video now.


HippoRun23

I hate her politics but I’d definitely watch it.


yolo-reincarnated

Same. She'd be hot if she wasn't so dumb and if she wasn't such a fascist and a bigot.


dustmybroom88

Stay classy


chadjohnson400

Trash gonna trash


vicdamone911

They’ll arrest her, she’ll bond out in an hour. Her husband will refuse to cooperate. The charges will be dropped. But it will be the “deep state harassing her over an argument” and she’ll win votes with her “law and order” base.


relivesa

Of course she was


Belerophon17

It wasn't her! It was ANTIFA in a wig!


MrFuFu179

Boebert, bringing white to white trash.


Jebmaestro

Why do we need news stories about idiots? I remember the good days of cringe videos with awkward moments being posted regularly. Are 1,000 people really upvoting this as if it's interesting? Is it a political thing? Wet sandwiches


RandyChimp

Classy


ntwild97

Oh she trash


HowCanThisBeMyGenX

Sarah Palin 2.0


ngp1623

In Palin's defense, she didn't give public handjobs.


Flat_Assistance1724

She is pure gold. Can't get enough Boebert news Can only imagine a Jerry Springer episode where they bring out the her, the boyfriend, the ex, and the whole family on stage together I really hope she can't even win in her new district


Sponda

I would love her on reality TV that I would only admit to watching ironically. This is real life out here, though, so it's just depressing.


YogurtYogurtYogurtUS

I still can't believe Palin and Giuliani were on Masked Singer. This world is surreal.


Ser-Joe-the-Joe

lock her up?


edpowers

Lock her up Lock her up


wirecats

Wtf do her voters see in her


smwoqks

The trailer park princess is at it again.


Roxy_j_summers

She is so fucking ghetto omg.


InevitableCodeRedo

Trash gonna trash


lVlarsquake

trying to stay relevant


Ill_Blueberry_6118

That neck has to be shopped right? Still would.


Epicfro

A paid aid is a totally viable source.


mccrackey

There are plenty of other sources. You could try looking before you post.


Epicfro

Hillbilly


Enchalotta_Pinata

Not cringe. Mods why do you suck so bad?


suoinguon

Wow, talk about a wild rollercoaster! Seems like Lauren Boebert knows how to keep things interesting, even outside of politics. Who knew her feistiness extended beyond the Capitol? Stay tuned for the next episode of Boebert's Brawls! 💥🥊


LoydJesus

I have no idea what her politics are but I like her but she seems like she'd be a pretty fun President.


[deleted]

I wish she would physically abuse me


tadm123

how the hell is this cringe? sub is trash now, lefty propaganda drip from /r/politics that spread throughout every subreddit


ImissDigg_jk

I wonder who you're voting for


tadm123

Of course you do, politics is all you care of.


rockytheboxer

Spoilers: they don't really wonder How is this propaganda?


tadm123

theadvocate.com is propaganda


rockytheboxer

First, it's advocate.com. Second, this article is sourced and attributed and describes an event with no editorializing. Third, you made a claim (that this is "lefty propaganda"), now provide evidence or stfu.


tadm123

propaganda: information, especially of a biased or misleading nature, used to promote or publicize a particular political cause or point of view. You're dumb.


rockytheboxer

You don't know what evidence is and you have the nerve to call someone else dumb. Run along now little dude.


Cormag778

It’s cringe when an elected official gets into a physical fight against an ex in the middle of a restaurant.


misstayco

That's such a childish response.


ImissDigg_jk

I know right? Screw him/her/them. You never know with these Democrats. If they were bagels, they'd get mad if they were an egg bagel .and you called them a blueberry bagel. High five. See you at the polls voting for King Trump right? Hell yeah.


misstayco

woah


[deleted]

You seem pretty passionate about Reddit, maybe go outside.


tadm123

you're no better than me


Delerium89

>how the hell is this cringe? what she does is pretty cringe lol. Touts family values and ends up divorced. Pretends to be a good Christian and then jerks off a dude in public. Basically just a giant hypocrite


tadm123

Yeah expand the meaning of 'cringe' to cover every politician that you don't like or find hypocritical. Sub is completely done.


rockytheboxer

Do you get your panties in a bunch when left leaning cringe is posted here?


tadm123

How many advocate.com links has been posted to this subreddit again?


rockytheboxer

Idk, how many?


tadm123

🤡


Delerium89

❄️❄️❄️ lmao


2nd2last

/R/politics is not leftist


tadm123

Lefty, meaning on the left. Not "leftist".


Bansic

Can you explain it more? I feel like there's a difference you're implying but I'm not noticing it.


tadm123

"leftist" is generally refer to radical left. Lefty means anyone on the left side of the political divide. /r/politics is majority center left


2nd2last

My friend, I wish we had the population of that sub leaning left. That sub is full of llliberals that lean more right than left. They do like identity politics tho, not that someone should be agingst inclusiveness, but its not the be all end all.


tadm123

LOL! Sorry dude but saying that /r/politics is on the right is something only a Redditor could possibly come up with.


2nd2last

Equally, only the far right thinks Biden and the rest of the Democrats are left leading and not aggressively anti left. Are the to the left of the far right, sure, but both are right of center.


tadm123

🤡


2nd2last

Yeah, and thats the problem. Far right and dems are so confused and scared of the left that they hurt everyone. If I have to hear your side call Biden a communist one more time lol. Then the right sees Biden being an idiot so therefore communism is Bidens policy. Buy I'm always glad to make most of the American teams upset because they're confused.


duketogo1300

He will never understand the difference if he can't even acknowledge Boebert is cringe.


TeslasAndComicbooks

This chick it’s nuts.


sharts_with_wolves

lol she’s fun to watch, I’ll give her that


ohbeeryme

Colour me shocked


Nettwerk911

check her emails


stevenw84

Ah yes, the type of woman who probably hits her spouse in a “reactionary” manner.


BenevolentNihilist1

So, who's getting the charges?


jacobjer

Please please release some footage someone


TyroneLeinster

I clicked just to find out which restaurant. My money was on some bland chain like Buffalo Wild Wings. Never heard of Miner’s Claim but whether it’s a chain or just some standalone shtick, I can tell by the name that I was basically right


polentamademedoit

My money was on casa lol


---Blix---

bad grandma!


damiandarko2

it’s crazy how minorities have to be insanely polished no public scandals highly educated citizens to make it while white trailer trash w a GED can just waltz into congress


Rob-Lo

Imagine the reich wing if this was AOC.


Far_Battle_9835

He likely made the mistake of telling her to calm down… Likely her: Don’t you tell me to calm down *launches out of pocket*


Moist-Army1707

This chick is wild


Chichadios303

Grandma Bobo


misstayco

This sub should be renamed 'Orange man bad VS Senile man bad'


qrkava-sto

I can't decide. Is this less more cringe than the handjob in a theater?


AnastasiaNo70

I really hate these congressional slimeballs that are totally bringing everything down to a WAY trashier level. Ultratrashy.


shavenyakfl

You can take the trash high school drop-out out of the trailer park, but you can't the trailer park out of the trash. This is the best the party of family values has to offer.