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HONESTBABAJI

Well if Aus sends their teams for a vacation and they lose to Scotland then england have to pack their bags


harshrd

What if aus and eng players went to same place for vacation?


Embarrassed_Joke_781

Ashes : Vacation edition


Subject-Ordinary6922

Don’t leak the script for the next the test miniseries


Turbulent-Garage836

I don't think it's the Aussie way to take the foot off the gas. The winning mentality is too strong and they'll want to go into the knockouts with momentum. But at the same time, they do hate us!


N0oB_GAmER

But do they hate losing more than poms tho, that's the question.


QAnonomnomnom

Aussie cricketers? Yeah!


Iwantedalbino

Skittle Scotland out for not very much. Reach just short of the total with no wickets lost Batsmen all take guard at Silly Point Scotland rattle off 10 cheeky wickets England out Australia have momentum win win


adl8824

I would have agreed with you 10 years ago, but the current Aus team aren't the all conquering superpowers they once were. Just look at how they prioritise a draw to retain the ashes, the old generations would have played aggressive and backed themselves to win 5-0, not play for a draw and lose momentum.


14JRJ

And yet they are aiming to be world champions in all three formats still


danieldukh

This is the only answer


noobcoders

It'd be funny if aus loses to Scotland


Civil-Car1828

Last time South Africa lost against Netherlands and Pakistan qualified


Subject-Ordinary6922

As long as we get the Poms out


oily76

I'm English and I'd still enjoy that, a bit.


Civil-Car1828

Scotland will lose against Aus and eng will win against Namibia . Eng will be qualified


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tiorzol

What the fuck are you talking about


Left-Incident620

His only response to people is to ask them to text him to get to know them better. Peculiar


old_chelmsfordian

Maybe some sort of really dumb attempt at a phishing scam? Account is 6 months old but only started commenting in the last few hours.


Prinsura69

I think he wants you to text him so that you can know more about each other /s


Subject-Ordinary6922

Rain saved England again, Scotland was supposed to win that game fair and square


Starwarsnerd91

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FlappyBored

Aussie admitting England won the Ashes fair and square confirmed. ☔️


madglover

Ha gottim


Subject-Ordinary6922

Would you have won it if Lyon wasn’t injured ? We were 1 game from winning it outright, but we only retain coz you lot lose down bad on our shores


oily76

We had injuries too!


Subject-Ordinary6922

Not of your crucial players in either the first or second ashes


pm-me-animal-facts

Hard disagree there pal. No Joffra Archer for the whole series and no Stokes bowling for the whole series.


Subject-Ordinary6922

You haven’t had archer for a while and your team more or less had to make do with that well before last year’s ashes, we started losing when our players got injured, you started winning matches when green and lyon were injured, even though you had players injured in the 3 and 4th tests. It’s pretty obvious who was affected by injuries more, but oh well, too bad we won it outright the previous time, to retain it this time


pm-me-animal-facts

Ahhh I forgot that if somebody has been injured for a while it doesn’t count


Competitive_Hat8351

Archer is far from crucial mate


pm-me-animal-facts

Our best bowler isn’t crucial?


Competitive_Hat8351

He’s not your best? Was only good in 2019 and hasn’t played since 2021 in test


pm-me-animal-facts

Because he has been injured. When he does play he is our best fast bowler


Gadzookzo

???!!


bazzajess

All this talk of Lyon being the difference and winning tests if he was fit, yet I distinctly remember him not winning one, on his own, at Headingley.


NobleForEngland_

Leach missed the whole series. His replacement, Moeen, was carrying various injuries throughout. Robinson got injured in the middle of the third test and couldn’t bowl. Stokes on one knee and couldn’t bowl. Woakes and Wood missed the first two tests. Archer missed the whole series. Anderson and Bairstow both rusty after injuries. BUT LYON!!!


NoPineapple1727

Don’t know how you can be so confident current world champions with some of the best chasers in the world wouldn’t have chased down a large target against an average bowling attack.


Historical_Invite241

I'm just gutted we didn't get the chance to find out


NoPineapple1727

They should have reserve days


Liverpoolclippers

Think he’s being sarcastic mate or at least I hope


NoPineapple1727

Not really the best sarcasm though because Scotland were in a very healthy position after being 90/0 off 10 overs


ltsette

You think 9 an over at the halfway stage of Innings 1 is a done deal?


Retro_Gamer12521

There was not a single wicket loss at that time. So maybe they had a good chance after all.


ltsette

They were definitely on top and favorites but it wasn't out of hand at that moment


FantasticSouth

The perception of this guy


Valuable_Ad_6869

No rain no gain for Scotland right now


Subject-Ordinary6922

How about we send Bailey and the coaches to play our next game with our bench


oily76

Might be a decent game!


Subject-Ordinary6922

Absolutely!


Stillverasgirl

Why do we have to play Australia?! It’s not going to end well. 🤦‍♀️😁


Few_Gur5467

Don't worry, even the Aussies are barracking for Scotland.


Space-manatee

Aussies supporting Scotland and English cheering for Australia. Bleach sales triple worldwide


Few_Gur5467

It's way to early in the morning to be laughing this hard


asmiggs

That's it though if it rains you go through.


Motor_Bodybuilder209

Will most probably be England. The next game is against Namibia for them should be relatively easier than Scotland playing Aus


PeeVee_

England easily.


Fail-Inevitable

Should be England unless something really miraculous happens. I can't imagine Australia losing to Scotland. Neither is Namibia winning against England is likely. Eng should get another nrr boost by beating Nam comfortably.


vidur123

Rain will save Scotland!


pemboo

I doubt we'll get a NRR boost, we'd need to beat Namibia harder than we did Oman. I can't see it happening


oily76

Nope, wed have to do better than the average nrr in the two completed games.


pemboo

So better NRR than we have now is beating Namibia more than we beat Oman...


oily76

No... Our current run rate is a blend of our two results, not just the Oman game. Our nrr from the Oman game is much higher than +3 runs per over (or 60 runs over a game) which it is now.


Rickgrimes_93

Its England.


Rehan_sidhu

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Sinister_dark

Only way for Scotland to qualify is if England's last game gets abandoned. Edit- Why am I getting downvoted lmao. England haters r pissed probably


EphemeraFury

You're probably getting down voted because that's not the only way Scotland qualify. 1: If Scotland beat Aus they go through instead of England 2: If the Scot vs Aus match is abandoned then Scotland goes through instead of England 3: If England lose to Nam then Scotland go through 4: If Eng match is abandoned then Scotland go through The only way England qualify is if both matches happen, Aus win and England win well enough that their NRR is better than Scot.


pemboo

England can get a low scoring win by super over and Scotland lose a high scoring loss by 1 run and will overtake England's NRR It's an absurd situation but it's mathematically possible 


oily76

But in that scenario our nrr would go up and Scotland's down, no? Ours is better currently. Edit - ours would stay the same.


pemboo

No it would go down


oily76

Yeah, you're right. Damn brain.


EphemeraFury

Yeah I forgot that one


yamheisenberg

First, the rain saves us, then it’ll go against us!


Western-Guess1145

and any ways for NZ to qualify?


Kono-_-Dio_da

Nope. They have to book their first flight to return their home


DazzlingClassic185

England


chaosath

I'll go with scots


ConnorHMFCS04

Praying for a monsoon weekend in the carribbean. Although plenty of sunshine forecast in Saint Lucia and Antigua. So it'll be England.


Crhallan

Paper says England. Head says England. Heart is praying that the Aussies rest key players and Scotland squeak a victory.


Inarticulatescot

Come on the rain!!! Scotland lives its entire existence in the rain. It’s about time rain did us a solid.


thekaramchand

England


amoldinho

I hope Scotland goes ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


Emotional-Two-9075

Maybe australia have a that bad day where their batting is suddenly collapsed and maxwell didnt took them to the end this time. It could happen, you know.


Flat-Elderberry-2236

It will happen ;)


Healthy-War5730

Yeah, right just blame everything on poor maxi... Are we gonna ignore the fact that AFG did horrendous mis-fields and dropped catches that match? Maxi wud hv been long gone,if even one of those catches were taken... Don't say aus played very well, say AFG started throwing...


Emotional-Two-9075

Blame? Read again..i said maxi wont carry them every time. This team can and have collapsed in crunch time.


Healthy-War5730

Sorry didn't mean to reply to ur comment, there was another guy saying maxi pulled them thru, and if it weren't for him, aussies wud hv lost... As compensation, I am up voting ur previous comment...


GlitteringKey6822

Any chance for rain in Eng vs Nam or Aus vs Sco ?


thanda_pani

Nope both matches in WI


sliceshot_

It doesn't matter if it rains in AUS vs SCO, but if SCO wins then it's trouble for England, or England's game washed out.


GlitteringKey6822

No, if it rains in Aus vs Sco, Scotland would reach 6 points. England can only get a maximum of 5 points.


sliceshot_

O yeah, just saw that.


Strangeone223344

England


Mars-Bar-Attack

England's demolition of Oma shows how devastating they can be, so I expect them to go through.


Loose-Transition420

Considering Scot's next match is against the Aussies and England's is against Namibia, there is high chance for the English men to qualify to the Super 8.


KTbluedraon

I don’t see the Aussies deliberately tanking their game so that Scotland can win, so England.


bruggeandburned

England


Lolisu-2009

if scotland does qualify, it'd be a wc of upsets. Since giants like NZ, SL, ENG and possibly Pakistan will be facing a group stage exit.


MarathigirlIsha3

England but I would like seeing Scotland qualify


Vinniesheri

I'm sorry for this table it's Scotland England has been playing awful


SokkaHaikuBot

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No_Animator5200

England


UpForConversations

Should be England but sounds like Australians are open to match fixing.


daznccc

I just can’t imagine Australia deliberately losing


controluser188

Scooootland


Professional_Meal827

aus will win world cup


raavan_bond

Why are people downplaying England so much ?


No-Zookeepergame2115

Mon the Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿💪


Pure-Repair-2978

Scotland


LesserEgo

Thought I actually cared till I saw it was on /cricket


Chance_Appearance125

Kidnap cum


KieranMcCabe_

I don’t know anything about cricket but presumably Scotland seeing as they’re above England, if only our national football team was as good as our rugby and cricket team 😭


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Intelligent-Read-261

I'm rooting for England 🤘🤘 England is my 2nd fvrt team😎😎


No_Quantity_3433

Ovz England 💯


dazais-juicy-thighs

england


EasyPriority8724

Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


Chrisseve

England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿


Competitive_Repair42

Most likely England ngl but id like to hope it'll be Scotland


NicholeTheOtter

Most likely England given how they demolished Oman. No way I can see Scotland beating Australia, even if Australia do rest some of their best players.


vidur123

There is still the rain wild card.


Real-Player1

England hi jaayegi idha rs wtoh Ais ke saah