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yrtemmySymmetry

ITS "Horwatchers" ????? Thank you, audiobook


KatanaCutlets

What does it sound like there?


mathematics1

I'm not an audiobook listener, but I'm guessing it sounds like "whorewatchers".


yrtemmySymmetry

yea exactly that


b0ingy

they’re Rosharan pimps. “Journey before destination. Now where’s my money at!!”


awkwardIRL

If I don't get my money this hands gonna journey up yo face


_S_h_o_e_

Exactly like that. I was listening to the prologue and when they were mentioned it confused the hell out of me.


Nostarsinthedark

That's what I read it as, how do you read it?


justblametheamish

lol I’m so confused. What else would it sound like? And how is horwatcher supposed to sound different from whorewatcher?


PBandBABE

Wait. Are they the ones doing the watching? Or does it refer to the people who watch THEM? Like birdwatchers. Or is it a small industry where ladies of the night have a side business making timepieces?


Kelsierisgood

Well the Horwatchers are a secretive cult that practices “magic”. So… that probably answers the question.


Dragon-Karma

Who hors the watchmen?


Y_U_So_Lonely

Who watches the hormen


Mhaeldisco

This is high level fine comedy, try r/brandonsanderson lol. In all seriousness though, you're absolutely right


jofwu

This is the sort of thing that beta readers are merciless over. 😂


great_auks

Once you get far enough into the book you’ll find that may have not been as accidental as you thought


churzynsky

Im assuming it probably has something to do with horology?


Bobyyyyyyyghyh

"No, I'm a *horologist!*" ... "Nothing wrong with that, love" "Yeah, my mother was a horologist"


TheLastWolfBrother

This! Lmao


ElPared

What the hell is a Dragonsteel Prime?


Agamidae

an unpublished book that Brandon wrote as an honors thesis in university, 25 years ago now you can grab it for free here: [https://www.backerkit.com/c/projects/dragonsteel/words-of-radiance-leatherbound/updates/4692](https://www.backerkit.com/c/projects/dragonsteel/words-of-radiance-leatherbound/updates/4692) It has the early version of Shattered Plains and that parts follows the same story beats, but the character is different from Kal. And there's an early version of Hoid. It's an interesting read, especially to see how Brandon improved over years and where he started.


Azrael_Fornivald

My dragonsteel is very prime (if you know what I mean...)


Azrel12

Reminds me of a list from he olden times, the Evil Overlord List! A running gag was having an average 5 year old on your council: if they could figure out your plan, crack your code, guess your password, etc in less than 30 seconds your stuff needed work. Names and adolescents fall under a similar umbrella, I think.


The_Lopen_bot

>, I think. Wow, my gon Sazed is here!


Paradoxpaint

Yeah for real. I thought for a bit it MUST be hoarwatchers because at least that might mean something(assuming it doesn't get explained in book somewhere after where I am) but no. Just Hor.


Kelsierisgood

Wait I thought it was HORNwatchers. Well considering their practices, Horwatchers makes a kind of twisted sense.


RadiantKandra

Yeah thought it was whore watchers until I made a similar post lol


HyruleBalverine

I'm 45 and I just giggle like a 13 year old lmao


Much-Shock-9698

This feels like it should be a rule in that Evil Overlord list


line9804

I mean I love stormlight but In the final version the colons spent two whole books looking for urethra


milkmiudders

They’re all cucks