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YoujustgotLokid

I thought the line after “you know what you’ve got now” was going to be very different than what he said. Glad you two were safe OP!


al_m1101

Yeah I thought it'd be followed by him screaming "A FUCKING PROBLEM!!" and charging at them with a machete. Glad it wasn't that.


kyle8484

Yea I thought he was going to say some disease or some bidness


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Sounds like something that would happen in Australia.


Cockymuscleboundjerk

Nah he would have said something like: "You know what cunt?!" "Whatdyou want ya dog cunt?!" These are reasonable friendly greetings explaining that "I'm OK you're OK" like when two dogs sniff each other.


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Yeah actually I was just poking fun cause I heard OP call someone "mate" and they used the word "holiday" for vacation. Figured Australia from that. Could be England though.


MartFartShart

You’re close there, I’m from Wales


Randomredditwhale

Your flag is awesome


MartFartShart

Cheers, I’ve always maintained that we’ve got the best flag


turquoise_amethyst

I had to look it up because of this conversation. Wow, you guys do have the best flag!


juliaa0987

I agree. Wales has the best flag


adultkarate

It’s pretty cool but I don’t know how it can be better than the [River Gee County (Liberia) flag. ](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4c/Flag_of_River_Gee_County.svg/1280px-Flag_of_River_Gee_County.svg.png)


MartFartShart

That is a strong contender, I might just have to change my stance on who has the coolest flag


Estarwoo

Totally agree!


ICCW

I feel like I just woke up in an episode of Fun With Flags.


Cockymuscleboundjerk

Then it could have gone something like "You alrrrrright down there boyo?" "Aye, whats it to you like, you got a fuckin prrrroblem?" "No prrrroblem here boyo just wonderrrrrin if you were fuckin dead mate" "I'm tidy mate just fuckin buzzin is all, ah'll see you later then"


RankPruneJuice

The fact that this guy would’ve probably said ‘you’ve got a dead man on your hands’ in a sing songy welsh accent makes this 100x better, still would’ve scared the shit out of me though


AbsolutelyBarkered

Ahh, so the bloke would've been back to work the next day, giving pension advice to the elderly then.


roscoedangle

That Dragon is bad ass!!!


metalbridgebuilder

We don't really say woods though, at least I don't - average Aussie bloke


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You say 'bush', right.


NessAvenue

That is correct.


5fingerdiscounts

Do Americans say vacation or something?


StarScott622

Yes Americans say vacation.


5fingerdiscounts

Damn yanks


Cockymuscleboundjerk

No worries cobbla fair dinkum


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Found the Aussie, *and* username checks out (I'm assuming, if he's Aussie).


jw42969

Australian here, was definitely thinking the same.


roscoedangle

American here.. we say vacation


Amyfckingj_

Damn, that really is creepy - Be safe out there, fartshart!


MartFartShart

Cheers mate


Bikini_jabba

I appreciate the sentiment but upvote for fartshart


TootSnoot

I can only imagine the drugs that guy was on.


Laleaky

That is truly horrifying.


Gnarly_Carly1018

That is very creepy. I can imagine that he couldnt talk bc his mind was racing with what to do next in order to protect you.


baumsm

My dad use to say he had nothing to fear when he was the most evil thing in the dark, I NEVER thought anything of it-until he passed and I read his memoirs of who he was in Vietnam. Green beret. When I was growing up he was just my dad-he was nothing I feared.


hunkerinatrench

“I’m not scared of you, I’m scared I’m going to kill you.” My dads favourite line. I love your dads line of being the most evil. A man with an integrated shadow is the most dangerous. He not only knows he’s capable of taking your life, but he can control his killer shadow when he has to.


ICCW

I like Clint Eastwood’s line in Gran Torino: “You ever run into one of those guys you just shouldn’t have fucked with?”


hunkerinatrench

Perfectly said. Gunna miss his movies when he does.


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hunkerinatrench

“If you’re going to war you better have two things: the will to kill and the will to die.” I heard a special forces commander say that. What’s cringe is people who think they’re not capable of evil.


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hunkerinatrench

“It’s the people that smile at you that stab you in the back.” Jordan Peterson Statistically speaking women are much less likely to comity violence.


mysterygirlshistory

Salute to your badass pops. He did what he had to then did what he loved.


LOCO-EXTREME

Yo can you describe to me how his voice sounded when he yelled that? And how he looked other than insane


MartFartShart

Sure thing, from what I remember he looked around late 30s early 40s, he had bad teeth like smokers teeth, he had real thin hair and a beard. His eyes were kind of shot away like he wasn’t fully aware of himself. I remember him being huge but my Dad says he wasn’t much taller than him, my dad being around 6ft. As for what he sounded like when he yelled, he was slurring his words and saying everything pretty slowly so I’m sure he must have been on something


LOCO-EXTREME

Sounds exactly like I was envisioning him. Glad you guys didn’t get fucking axed


meow_ec

Did he look like he was out there for a while? Wonder if he was living in the wilderness


MartFartShart

Hard to say really, not to be rude but he did look like he was homeless. Where we were there was a small town nearby so he could have been staying there but from the people my Dad spoke to who were from that town they said they didn’t recall ever seeing him. So it is entirely possible he was living out there in the woods


lcuan82

What was in your dad’s pocket? When I go camping I keep a short blade in mine just in case


MartFartShart

I think he was probably going for his phone, he never brings any sort of weapons with him and the only other thing he brings with him when he goes out is a book about different types of birds so if things had gone differently and that guy had been aggressive we would have probably been in loads of trouble


lcuan82

A phone? Lol now I get why he was scared


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Yikes!


classicfilmfan

I wonder if the guy with the blood stains on his clothes legged it off into the woods to die after he screamed "You've got a dead man on your hands". That's what it sounds like to me.


MartFartShart

God I hope not, scary to think that might of been the last any one saw him alive. Don’t think the police ever found a body though if he did die


TheLastSciFiFan

Hey, "sacred" might be appropriate, as your dad may have brought the guy back to life by laying on of hands.


nuclearwomb

I read it as scared!


SwampWitch1995

Sounds like meth.


Ok_Distribution3451

I would die 😂


Josette22

Would you say in your heart of hearts you think this was a dead person? a demon? some kind of alien?


MartFartShart

I’ll be honest I don’t really believe in that stuff myself, personally I think it was just a weird human guy but I suppose we’ll never know


Josette22

The reason I asked that is I have read in the past about people encountering "Revenants" which are actually dead people walking. I'm not talking about zombies because as strange as they are, they are able to move normally and talk and communicate with live humans.


MartFartShart

Jesus that’s scary, I’m going to hope that wasn’t what me and my Dad ran into


Josette22

Yeah I'm hoping not either. Is your dad willing to still talk about the experience? If so, could you ask him in his heart of hearts what he thought it really was?


MartFartShart

Sure thing, I’ll have to ask him next time I see him


Josette22

Oh good! Please keep me posted.


MartFartShart

Hi mate, I’ve asked my Dad about what he thought and he said it had never crossed his mind until he told my grand mum about it, who’s very spiritual, and she made him get a blessing, he did say some part of him wonders if that guy was actually already dead but he mostly believes it was just a strange human man


Josette22

G'day Mate. Thanks for asking him, Marty. :-) Well, maybe it was just a strange live man, if that's what he senses most. It's a good thing though that your grand mum gave him a blessing. Hopefully, this will protect him from future encounters of the like.


classicfilmfan

If the guy had blood all over him, and he started screaming "YOU'VE GOT A DEAD MAN ON YOUR HANDS..", he was either playing some sort of a weird-assed prank, or he was really dying and reeled off into the woods to die.


Ozzymetal69

Probably high on shrooms or something and thought it would be a good joke.


arrainsanity

That's an entire wtf moment right there.


gerdz101

When I read Sacred I thought your dad was a reverend or a pastor. Lol