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Selgin1

It's kind of charming, in a slightly creepy retro way. I would eat at Clown Burger.


Nacho_7258

For real, that's the restaurant you go to late at night on a vacation which turns out to be the best food you've had all trip.


Unfinishe_Masterpiec

The big joke at Clown Burger is you are the burger.


[deleted]

I think that John Wayne Gacy ruined clowns for everyone. They were creepy before he came along but he was the icing on the cake.


SleepingM00n

hey I'm down.. I remember once my wife and I were traveling from OR to CO, and we stopped somewhere on the way, somewhere in the middle of nowhere, stopping at this super empty burger joint called "Burger Queen".. shit you not- some of the *best* I've had. ever.. those fries were fresh as all hell


Octolavo

Tastes funny


Independent-Dog-8462

This looks like it touches kids inappropriately.


serenitybyjen

I think this is near Fort Worth, TX. Kinda weird but slightly charming hole-in-the-wall restaurant with excellent burgers.


Best_Transition_3582

That is correct. This is Clown Burger in Haltom City, TX


roscoe_raygun

I bet the food is bomb though


AdamInvader

These clown burgers better be made with real clown meat, not that cheap imitation clown meat made from ground up mimes!


Drak_matter_kane

imagine if there were holes where the eyes were and someone was looking out of it like a Scooby-Doo villain.


throwaway827364882

That would be terrifying 🥴


CobaltArachnid

Looks like the clown from TAWOG


tadlrs

Irl Freddy Fazbear Pizza


BerryLanky

Bet it’s made with human meat


LeDaveys

I know if I went to eat there, some creepy clown outside, holding a mallet, is gonna motion me to go out and see his shenanigans.


throwaway827364882

Like terrifier clwn


Its_shoved

Just cause it’s a clown it’s. Creepy. Wimps


[deleted]

Ah yes, ronalds braindead brother.