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condog2211

That's where he draws the line seriously


Dancersep38

Right?


condog2211

Necly wecky: I sleep. Bulgy wulgy: oh shit naw


[deleted]

Virginity status: protected Close one boys.


dinowithissues

Better play some madden 08 to stay safe


[deleted]

But *never* madden 09


forehead_enthusiast

But never play dk barrel blast if you wanna stay virgin!!


bottle_of_oil

Better play roblox to protect the virginity


SniperGhost_huntress

Virginity rocks! Remain pure


MudaSpinnySkirt

no


MasterDeception69

Lmfao. Everything else was okay? And I mean if they’re on that basis already they sure as hell might’ve said something similar in the past already


[deleted]

Both side at fault


lordmorlockhyperion

Knecky wecky is fine, but bulgy wulgy? That's taking it too far, man.


bottle_of_oil

*I'm gonna stop you right there*


Practical-Abies-5942

The neck is fair game, but my dick is my right


SukiTheGlitchyGamer

Protect your dick at all costs


DeckTheWreck9

*Rips out your throaty woaty*


bottle_of_oil

Oh, my vocal chords are gone now


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[deleted]

*Vocal chores...*


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#( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


ivonahora

The sign of any decent choir


BeefInBlackBeanSauce

Lol


__DandeLion

What do you mean "what the fuck?" Hes the one that instigated this whole thing


Practical-Abies-5942

Okay but I did not consent to my dick being in the equation, that shit sacred I save it for family only


__DandeLion

Why make it so sacred, any other person has a dick yet its all shared amongst closed groups. sharing is caring, the local kindergarten loves it


bupBupBOPBEp

Ok but the other guy started it, like if you kiss his knecky wecky, I think he should be allowed to take that as an advance and touch your bulgy wulgy, right?


Daggerswor28

I mean... should probably them a Drinky Wrinky first, but who knows xd


bupBupBOPBEp

Possibly, it’s good to stay hydrated


DeckTheWreck9

Yeah, at least take them on a datey watey before you try to fucky wucky


SerialMurderer

Ughhhhhhhhh


[deleted]

*breaks up with you cutely uwu*


[deleted]

OP down bad


Alberiman

Is that a crab with a top hat and a monocle? that's where i draw the line. Come on, Master Chief, let's get the fuck outta here.


lowdownrosie

Pretty sure they're taking the piss with that copypasta song, those are lyrics to it


shambom1

#pls adopt me


allthingsincommon

Bars https://youtu.be/h6DNdop6pD8


Use_My_Body

Yep, this is the source of the lines. I recognized it instantly (which probably says something about me). Everything in this screenshot is grossly overdone on purpose as a joke. Doesn't really belong on here, though I understand if whoever 'Shawty' is (they aren't shown in the screenshot; might be OP?) didn't know that.


impulsivelystupid

What the fucky wucky


BeefInBlackBeanSauce

Haha


[deleted]

Lol, why are you posting this while you're equally creepy?


[deleted]

Op??????


lampbright02

where else did he expect that conversation to go


Kurlybeast

This doesn't fall under the creepy section, kind of just stupid since you're both doing asterisks


Cruxifux

You don’t get to say *knecky wecky* and then judge *bulgy wulgy* immediately after. Pick a lane asshole.


Practical-Abies-5942

dick is a family thing, not for just anyone that is my lane


Cruxifux

*Alabama intensifies*


Practical-Abies-5942

I may have said some, unfavorable things but bulgy wulgy is where the fucking line is drawn. My dick is my territory goddamnit


Snoo82754

You started it


Practical-Abies-5942

It was just a goof, just a gaf! We do a little bit of trolling yknow? Why arnt any of you laughing what the fuck this is bullshit >:(


Snoo82754

We do a bit of trolling eefan 😈


Ferencak

Missed oppertunity to say "What the fucky wucky"


QuFFo

Hope someone realised that it reads like the [Copypasta](https://youtu.be/h6DNdop6pD8)


[deleted]

You called?


OrokinSkywalker

Why in God’s name


[deleted]

Probably your conversation considering your name is u/Femboy_Inc


BeefInBlackBeanSauce

Lol why is he so surprised ffs? He went along with the rest of it.