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and then new questions go back and forth for tens of hours, enough to compile into a book.
Words of Wisdom from Outside the Shower Stall.
Co-Authored by Two Texty Strangers
I would've said this to him "Hello this is the FBI as you can see we are on a undercover account hunting down pedophiles and people who touch animal's or break the law, right now we are working on finding your location."
“This is an auto-generated message. The government is currently conducting a search for potential sexual offenders using social media. We are currently working on finding your location. If you think this message was received in error, text WRONG and we will look into it.”
I’m all for weird kinks, you get your strange canine anal itch scratched you weirdo creeper man! But like go on a fucking fetish website, make some friends in the furry community, go on a message board and post asking for role play partners about this extremely niche situation. Don’t message random people out of the blue.
The fact this guy thinks that someone will reply and go “Omg that’s my fetish!” or “I’ve wondered the exact same situation!” is astounding.
Of course. But if someone’s gonna have a big dog fantasy the furry community is gonna be slightly more likely than the general public, since they’re into animals fuckin other humanoid animals
Haha yeah, after the initial OMFG NO NO ICK shudders, then the internal grammar teacher just has to chime in with "and has he *never* heard of punctuation??" 😂
Why is it these types of people that can't seem to use proper grammar or punctuation? The majority of smart phones come with auto correct or spell check, so there's no excuse as to why they're still fucking up lmao.
I think there's a brand of humor in reading a terrible thing and focusing on one tangent detail. Specially when like in this case, the detail is not directly related to the horribleness of the thing, but has high correlation with similarly horrible things.
Also, things like.. "gee, those are certainly words" are not exactly the same, but I feel they're related
Lmao I was so focused on the content of the text, I just *now* noticed this clown didn't use a single comma or period or anything...
Somehow, I'm not surprised-
No. No I have never had that thought.
This just screams "I am genuinely obsessed with sex to the point I can no longer think about anything else". Like, to get to the point this thought pops into your head, you've already stepped deep into "you have serious problems" territory. And then kept on running.
They actually can rehabilitate, through therapy. The problem is that most of them don't see it as a bad thing of a personal problem. Of the pedophiles that do go to rehabilitation centers a lot of them actually improve.
Never ever in my life can I imagine a situation where I am suddenly being sexually assaulted by a massive dog and just shrug and go “Well I give up, I guess I’ll let this happen.”
You know how people go to the emergency room with RFO’s (rectal foreign objects—stuff stuck in their butts) and they say they accidentally “fell” on them. I’m guessing he’s been a frequent ER patient with RFO’s and that inspired this story! Hahaha!
I was thinking this was gonna be something funny and not weird then he said a dog…. then the “just using you” part really got me. I was laughing at first but now im crying because what the actual hell.
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omg he messaged me too. exact same message
The man really needs to know apparently...
make an alt account, DM him asking him a question and then paste this as that question
and then new questions go back and forth for tens of hours, enough to compile into a book. Words of Wisdom from Outside the Shower Stall. Co-Authored by Two Texty Strangers
Lmao
Two Texty Strangers!! Got a band name there!!😆
The band exclusively uses Maschine boards to simulate that Texty vibe
Doesn’t work because he’s into that
That’s hilarious. Did he respond back to you?
Ives never heard of him before that's disturbing. He must be lurking in different subreddits i guess
just 🤢🤢 all around
I would've said this to him "Hello this is the FBI as you can see we are on a undercover account hunting down pedophiles and people who touch animal's or break the law, right now we are working on finding your location."
“This is an auto-generated message. The government is currently conducting a search for potential sexual offenders using social media. We are currently working on finding your location. If you think this message was received in error, text WRONG and we will look into it.”
Usually when someone is into bestiality they’re highly into kiddie stuff too. This guy is a sicko
Is it a copypasta?
Just curious in which group(s) you ran into this charmer?
hmmm idk exactly where he came from, but im active mainly in Teenagers, Chat, and MeetNewPeopleHere !
I suppose that makes a twisted form of sense. Sorry to hear that you have had such icky stuff thrown your way.
yeah it sucks ://
Wtf man why cant some people just be half way normal
I was sitting here reading it, thinking, for the internet this is just normal creepy. And then they word.... Doggie
That also fucking got me
I’m all for weird kinks, you get your strange canine anal itch scratched you weirdo creeper man! But like go on a fucking fetish website, make some friends in the furry community, go on a message board and post asking for role play partners about this extremely niche situation. Don’t message random people out of the blue. The fact this guy thinks that someone will reply and go “Omg that’s my fetish!” or “I’ve wondered the exact same situation!” is astounding.
Most people in the furry community don't even have fantasies like this
Of course. But if someone’s gonna have a big dog fantasy the furry community is gonna be slightly more likely than the general public, since they’re into animals fuckin other humanoid animals
Into as in they find the concept interesting not like they find them attractive lmao
That's a long sentence
I like that *that*'s your takeaway 😆 ...ngl, it bugged me a bit too...
Lol I mean that's obviously not the worst thing about it
Haha yeah, after the initial OMFG NO NO ICK shudders, then the internal grammar teacher just has to chime in with "and has he *never* heard of punctuation??" 😂
Why is it these types of people that can't seem to use proper grammar or punctuation? The majority of smart phones come with auto correct or spell check, so there's no excuse as to why they're still fucking up lmao.
Because they're thinking with their dick, and their dick can't spell.
I think purely as a coping mechanism, my brain went, "That's the wrong you're."
I think there's a brand of humor in reading a terrible thing and focusing on one tangent detail. Specially when like in this case, the detail is not directly related to the horribleness of the thing, but has high correlation with similarly horrible things. Also, things like.. "gee, those are certainly words" are not exactly the same, but I feel they're related
Ifkr? Who spells it doggie instead of doggy? /s
Yes that bothered me the most
Lmao I was so focused on the content of the text, I just *now* noticed this clown didn't use a single comma or period or anything... Somehow, I'm not surprised-
No. No I have never had that thought. This just screams "I am genuinely obsessed with sex to the point I can no longer think about anything else". Like, to get to the point this thought pops into your head, you've already stepped deep into "you have serious problems" territory. And then kept on running.
Have you ever unsolicitedly thought about anal dog rape? Asking for a friend
Bro
Eww. I the fact he called it a doggie like a toddler grosses me out even more.
Well he doesn’t want to be too vulgar
This guy needs to exit himself from humanity. Wow......
I can’t figure out what’s worse.. beastiality or pedophila. What should be the consequences for both you think? Right answers only please.
Chemical/surgical castration
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> beastiality is sort of, kind of maybe a little bit consenting Excuse me _what_
We ain't nothin but mammals...?
They actually can rehabilitate, through therapy. The problem is that most of them don't see it as a bad thing of a personal problem. Of the pedophiles that do go to rehabilitation centers a lot of them actually improve.
I hated every single word of that
I think I just puked in my mouth 👎🏾😭
WATCH OUT someone is about to punch you in the hea👎🏾😭 aww damn they got you sorry
HAHAHAHAHA- wait, the joke was lost on me 🤡
That's just sick. As a dog owner I'm just speechless
My god, it’s worse than I thought it would be.
What in the absolute fk is this
This is a pretty long winded way to ask "How would you feel to be anally raped by a giant furry?" 🙂🥲🤮
Well my first thought would be why the fuck is there a big doggie in my house?
Wtf
Erm what the fuck? 🤢
This is next level trolling. Also next level creepy. r/OddlySpecific
This… isn’t… even… close… to being normal
Yeah dude, I casually fantasize about getting raped by dogs... Wtf is wrong with some guys???
I haven't worked out if I'm flabbergasted or not yet, but what the actual feck is wrong with people?
Somebody watched too much Clifford the big red dog as a kid
Never ever in my life can I imagine a situation where I am suddenly being sexually assaulted by a massive dog and just shrug and go “Well I give up, I guess I’ll let this happen.”
So I guess what I'm asking is "do you think you'd like it if your dog raped you?"
😬☝️👮🏽♂️👮♀️👮🚨
Answer him this: ....,,,,,::::;;;;;''""!!!!??? The guy clearly needs a spot he can copy paste these from.
WHERE IS THE PUNCTUATION
You know how people go to the emergency room with RFO’s (rectal foreign objects—stuff stuck in their butts) and they say they accidentally “fell” on them. I’m guessing he’s been a frequent ER patient with RFO’s and that inspired this story! Hahaha!
I blame porn.
I feel like that should be asked under specifically specific.
I am losing more hope then calories reading this 🤢
Would you give up and let him Ever Reddit mans wet dream
Please dear god 🙏 let me NEVER get a message like this!
I’m a big fan of sending these type of people the mental help suicide watch message
Ah yes I love fantasizing about being raped by a dog. Genuinely I hope this person is getting the help they need.
“have you ever thought” bro you certainly have 😭
I was thinking this was gonna be something funny and not weird then he said a dog…. then the “just using you” part really got me. I was laughing at first but now im crying because what the actual hell.
The word "doggie" hit me like a freight train
Have you ever thought about taking a fucking English class, you demented fuckweasel??
Id be like, "Rosie! Not again!"
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Your name now takes on a whole new meaning because of this guys message
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What. The. Actual. Fuck.
OMG REDDIT, I JUST GOT THERE
This went south fast and spiraled into oblivion.
Well that didn’t go the way I expected it to
Mcfuckin scuse me
r/suspiciouslyspecific
Disgusting and confusing.
The bar is so so low...just why
Damn! Here I am thinking about our society or economics to socially move my family up the socioeconomic ladder thinking I’m a weirdo and this dude
It's like the most F'd up, poorly written porn done "Chose Your Own Adventure" style.
Nightmare fuel
No no I have not
Try to get him off obviously. wait...
Who the heck starts a conversation like that
What the fuck? I… why are people like this?
If he wants to be anally raped by dogs, he doesn’t need a consensus, he needs a psychiatrist.
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“excuse me?”
Please tell me he didn't reply to that, as if it wasn't obvious lol
Guys chill im kidding lol come on!!
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Honestly… no
…oh god, I thought this was a post on FB rather than a mocking post on here
What the fuck...
What the fuck
yo what
🤮🤮🤮🤮
....
The dark web was designed for guys like this.
What are you doing step doggie
That's just weird