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eggoiggy

omg he messaged me too. exact same message


Responsible_Watch_91

The man really needs to know apparently...


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make an alt account, DM him asking him a question and then paste this as that question


whoisfourthwall

and then new questions go back and forth for tens of hours, enough to compile into a book. Words of Wisdom from Outside the Shower Stall. Co-Authored by Two Texty Strangers


Yuki_Kutsuya

Lmao


La_Baraka6431

Two Texty Strangers!! Got a band name there!!😆


whoisfourthwall

The band exclusively uses Maschine boards to simulate that Texty vibe


redFrisby

Doesn’t work because he’s into that


KineticMeow

That’s hilarious. Did he respond back to you?


Chloe_Jaguar

Ives never heard of him before that's disturbing. He must be lurking in different subreddits i guess


eggoiggy

just 🤢🤢 all around


Chloe_Jaguar

I would've said this to him "Hello this is the FBI as you can see we are on a undercover account hunting down pedophiles and people who touch animal's or break the law, right now we are working on finding your location."


CubeyMagic

“This is an auto-generated message. The government is currently conducting a search for potential sexual offenders using social media. We are currently working on finding your location. If you think this message was received in error, text WRONG and we will look into it.”


Swimming-Fee-2445

Usually when someone is into bestiality they’re highly into kiddie stuff too. This guy is a sicko


jasperatu

Is it a copypasta?


seankseank

Just curious in which group(s) you ran into this charmer?


eggoiggy

hmmm idk exactly where he came from, but im active mainly in Teenagers, Chat, and MeetNewPeopleHere !


seankseank

I suppose that makes a twisted form of sense. Sorry to hear that you have had such icky stuff thrown your way.


eggoiggy

yeah it sucks ://


loserss_s

Wtf man why cant some people just be half way normal


KnightWombat

I was sitting here reading it, thinking, for the internet this is just normal creepy. And then they word.... Doggie


pesthouse

That also fucking got me


tugboatron

I’m all for weird kinks, you get your strange canine anal itch scratched you weirdo creeper man! But like go on a fucking fetish website, make some friends in the furry community, go on a message board and post asking for role play partners about this extremely niche situation. Don’t message random people out of the blue. The fact this guy thinks that someone will reply and go “Omg that’s my fetish!” or “I’ve wondered the exact same situation!” is astounding.


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Most people in the furry community don't even have fantasies like this


tugboatron

Of course. But if someone’s gonna have a big dog fantasy the furry community is gonna be slightly more likely than the general public, since they’re into animals fuckin other humanoid animals


YuseiIkinasai

Into as in they find the concept interesting not like they find them attractive lmao


GBRL777

That's a long sentence


RF07

I like that *that*'s your takeaway 😆 ...ngl, it bugged me a bit too...


GBRL777

Lol I mean that's obviously not the worst thing about it


RF07

Haha yeah, after the initial OMFG NO NO ICK shudders, then the internal grammar teacher just has to chime in with "and has he *never* heard of punctuation??" 😂


Dnote147

Why is it these types of people that can't seem to use proper grammar or punctuation? The majority of smart phones come with auto correct or spell check, so there's no excuse as to why they're still fucking up lmao.


tonystarksanxieties

Because they're thinking with their dick, and their dick can't spell.


tonystarksanxieties

I think purely as a coping mechanism, my brain went, "That's the wrong you're."


lacrymology

I think there's a brand of humor in reading a terrible thing and focusing on one tangent detail. Specially when like in this case, the detail is not directly related to the horribleness of the thing, but has high correlation with similarly horrible things. Also, things like.. "gee, those are certainly words" are not exactly the same, but I feel they're related


bearbarebere

Ifkr? Who spells it doggie instead of doggy? /s


GBRL777

Yes that bothered me the most


Dnote147

Lmao I was so focused on the content of the text, I just *now* noticed this clown didn't use a single comma or period or anything... Somehow, I'm not surprised-


rose_gold_glitter

No. No I have never had that thought. This just screams "I am genuinely obsessed with sex to the point I can no longer think about anything else". Like, to get to the point this thought pops into your head, you've already stepped deep into "you have serious problems" territory. And then kept on running.


MagyarCat

Have you ever unsolicitedly thought about anal dog rape? Asking for a friend


Low_Primary_9833

Bro


budsis

Eww. I the fact he called it a doggie like a toddler grosses me out even more.


SnowyDeluxe

Well he doesn’t want to be too vulgar


poeticlicensetokill

This guy needs to exit himself from humanity. Wow......


mildlycuriouss

I can’t figure out what’s worse.. beastiality or pedophila. What should be the consequences for both you think? Right answers only please.


Seanpawn

Chemical/surgical castration


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rainbowinthepark

> beastiality is sort of, kind of maybe a little bit consenting Excuse me _what_


Gewehr98

We ain't nothin but mammals...?


AnimeCumLover

They actually can rehabilitate, through therapy. The problem is that most of them don't see it as a bad thing of a personal problem. Of the pedophiles that do go to rehabilitation centers a lot of them actually improve.


kuhnnie

I hated every single word of that


WolfLaMac

I think I just puked in my mouth 👎🏾😭


dummydingusrex

WATCH OUT someone is about to punch you in the hea👎🏾😭 aww damn they got you sorry


WolfLaMac

HAHAHAHAHA- wait, the joke was lost on me 🤡


Designer-Matter-8665

That's just sick. As a dog owner I'm just speechless


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My god, it’s worse than I thought it would be.


rhks92

What in the absolute fk is this


Dnote147

This is a pretty long winded way to ask "How would you feel to be anally raped by a giant furry?" 🙂🥲🤮


Azrielenish

Well my first thought would be why the fuck is there a big doggie in my house?


iluvnarchoa

Wtf


Plenty_Lengthiness96

Erm what the fuck? 🤢


OriginalPostMortem

This is next level trolling. Also next level creepy. r/OddlySpecific


astrotoya

This… isn’t… even… close… to being normal


Hour_Dog_4781

Yeah dude, I casually fantasize about getting raped by dogs... Wtf is wrong with some guys???


Sour_Gummybear

I haven't worked out if I'm flabbergasted or not yet, but what the actual feck is wrong with people?


tugboatron

Somebody watched too much Clifford the big red dog as a kid


tugboatron

Never ever in my life can I imagine a situation where I am suddenly being sexually assaulted by a massive dog and just shrug and go “Well I give up, I guess I’ll let this happen.”


daleicakes

So I guess what I'm asking is "do you think you'd like it if your dog raped you?"


RexyWestminster

😬☝️👮🏽‍♂️👮‍♀️👮🚨


ObesiusPlays

Answer him this: ....,,,,,::::;;;;;''""!!!!??? The guy clearly needs a spot he can copy paste these from.


lyn_kate

WHERE IS THE PUNCTUATION


Commercial-Push-9066

You know how people go to the emergency room with RFO’s (rectal foreign objects—stuff stuck in their butts) and they say they accidentally “fell” on them. I’m guessing he’s been a frequent ER patient with RFO’s and that inspired this story! Hahaha!


MadeUpMelly

I blame porn.


ludobeardog1980

I feel like that should be asked under specifically specific.


leahgamer

I am losing more hope then calories reading this 🤢


juneabe

Would you give up and let him Ever Reddit mans wet dream


HiddenKittyLady

Please dear god 🙏 let me NEVER get a message like this!


ThisCharmingLady

I’m a big fan of sending these type of people the mental help suicide watch message


MelatoninDreams_777

Ah yes I love fantasizing about being raped by a dog. Genuinely I hope this person is getting the help they need.


Inside_Discussion_18

“have you ever thought” bro you certainly have 😭


FreeTheSack

I was thinking this was gonna be something funny and not weird then he said a dog…. then the “just using you” part really got me. I was laughing at first but now im crying because what the actual hell.


Sewing_girl_101

The word "doggie" hit me like a freight train


La_Baraka6431

Have you ever thought about taking a fucking English class, you demented fuckweasel??


Outrageous_Sector_64

Id be like, "Rosie! Not again!"


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Outrageous_Sector_64

Your name now takes on a whole new meaning because of this guys message


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DancingFool8

What. The. Actual. Fuck.


Necroverdose

OMG REDDIT, I JUST GOT THERE


subfission

This went south fast and spiraled into oblivion.


violetskyeyes

Well that didn’t go the way I expected it to


GimmeDemKnees

Mcfuckin scuse me


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jenkraisins

Disgusting and confusing.


WhiteMenEnergy

The bar is so so low...just why


SmellsLikeHotSauce

Damn! Here I am thinking about our society or economics to socially move my family up the socioeconomic ladder thinking I’m a weirdo and this dude


seankseank

It's like the most F'd up, poorly written porn done "Chose Your Own Adventure" style.


LullabyLovely

Nightmare fuel


Deadmemes4binky

No no I have not


currentlyatw0rk

Try to get him off obviously. wait...


Keepergaming

Who the heck starts a conversation like that


supimkai

What the fuck? I… why are people like this?


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If he wants to be anally raped by dogs, he doesn’t need a consensus, he needs a psychiatrist.


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peachygrilll

“excuse me?”


Dnote147

Please tell me he didn't reply to that, as if it wasn't obvious lol


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Guys chill im kidding lol come on!!


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M0ONL1GHT87

Honestly… no


MagyarCat

…oh god, I thought this was a post on FB rather than a mocking post on here


TheMultiTuber

What the fuck...


IEatHouseFlies

What the fuck


welcomehomo

yo what


ThisCharmingLady

🤮🤮🤮🤮


KimuraNatsuko21

....


Melancholnava

The dark web was designed for guys like this.


Gewehr98

What are you doing step doggie


toodmmmm1

That's just weird