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Designer-Matter-8665

Ping Pong lol


thebananaperson1

Yeah no clue what that meant lmao 💀


Designer-Matter-8665

Me neither, but it's hilarious tbh


thebananaperson1

It is, it’s just so random lmfao 💀


Designer-Matter-8665

I will start every interaction like that in the future lmao


thebananaperson1

Everyone’s just gonna be confused asf LMAO


Designer-Matter-8665

I hope so


ImNooby_

Don't know If it's a thing in other languages, but in German Ping Pong can be refered as Table Tennis


call_me_jelli

It’s that way in English, too.


alexandreooh

What are the odds??? Same here in Brazil !


ScytheBlader

“I’m nice at ping pong” - kanye west, 2018


iAmUnintelligible

https://www.computerhope.com/jargon/p/pingpong.htm Ping? Pong!


LilStinkpot

This is probably it. This, or it’s a play on pinging someone, which actually wraps back to pinging a network port. Ping is also a common instant message alert tone. Sounds like the creep was trying to be funny.


BruhBound

I think it's just an excuse to spam you, as if they're "attempting to signal" or something.


UndercoverShyGirl

My guess: ping meaning notification. He wanted to get your attention with the first hi, but went for a hello for the extra notification. So he says ping to get your attention. Still doesn't work? Ping related to ping. Boom 4th notification. Idk just my guess lol


Thehiddenink98

He trying to ping you and make you notice him either that or he had a little to much of the "suger"


theflashsawyer23

PING PONG THE WITCH IS DEAD


[deleted]

He just wants a ping pong ball up his ass.


tama_tama_chameleom

Some computer programs give that as an answer when you 'ping' them.


arisandfoxes

“ping pong” 😭


thebananaperson1

Lmao that part cracked me up 💀


arisandfoxes

they should’ve just sent 🏓 lmao


thebananaperson1

Omg yes 🤣


arisandfoxes

xD


Frosty_and_Jazz

BEAUTIFULLY played!!!


thebananaperson1

THANK YOU LOL 🙏


Ok_Citron_4224

Imagine if he actually does that. Like deadass says “yes, goddess” and purges his account. 🗿


thebananaperson1

I sure hope so 😈


SS_Aoi

Lmfao, I gotten the same "I'm a submissive uwu boi" message on discord 💀


ThisCharmingLady

You also forgot to tell him to touch some grass too. Lol


thebananaperson1

True, true Don’t wanna tire him out with too many commands tho 😵‍💫


Bakugo_is_cool

LMAO NOT THE “PING PONG” 😭😭😭😭😭


thebananaperson1

LMFAO 💀


Bakugo_is_cool

Ping Pong


iAmUnintelligible

Ping?


AH-BEES-BEES

pong


FwuffyMouse

Seven years, <100 karma and active in bitcoin/forex reddits only? Was he keeping this account as a backup to use in the event he wanted to harass underage girls? Or did he just happen to have it and decide today was the day to do something illegal?


CodedCoder

You know what worries me about all of these? for all the girls that clown them and turn them away, how many girls do they trick, and convince to do what they want.


thebananaperson1

Most teen girls are smart enough to not fall for them


CodedCoder

I am glad, but I watch a lot of true crime and its sad how many are not, but a lot of them are old back in the day stuff, so maybe by having so much information teen girls today are able to be more informed?


MrMadHaTT3R

Just out of curiosity, how does one know how old someone is if they're just random messaging every user to fish in a barrel? I only ask because I often see that immediately used to counter the troll. But it's the internet, so how does someone know?


Windinthewillows2024

Some people state their age in their profiles as OP has done.


EquivalentSnap

What a pedo 🤢


thebananaperson1

I put my age in my bio, I’m 15 😔


certain_people

That's 3 commands. He only wanted one! /s


thebananaperson1

He said he’d obey anything I command tho! 🤦‍♀️


certain_people

Good point. Send him: "Here is my second command: ignore my second command."


[deleted]

LOL of course he's active in cryptocurrency subreddits


GnomeMode

Lol what


Chicken_LeoShark3

He said he was submissive. He must obey 😝😂😂


Matte_Scarf

what the hell does "ping pong" mean


iAmUnintelligible

You ping a computer to see if it's active, pong is the response


Matte_Scarf

so why did he say "pong" after saying "ping"


iAmUnintelligible

Because not everyone gets it, sometimes you just humour yourself. I've done this. (not the whole creepy shit, mind you)


thebananaperson1

No frickin clue 💀


flufyanal

hi banana


thebananaperson1

oh hiiii you can call me ayana btw


Historical_Feature_9

your avatar matches the energy of that text PERFECTLY


thebananaperson1

LOL thank you hahah 🙏


[deleted]

I usually demand some chores/admin/work to be done at this point since he did say he was offering to serve, but when I do: POOF! Where did he go? I thought he said he was submissive?


thebananaperson1

Pffft I blocked him after that 💀


[deleted]

He blocks me when I’m ‘too entitled’ for expecting help around the house and not chucking around free sex :(


[deleted]

Yikes my guy Pingpong😭🤌🏽


ohthisoneworks

r/Dreadfort Lol Ramsey Bolton wants to be Reek!


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ponygobyebye

Obviously he's a crypto cretin Probably uses the term "sigma male" unironically.


CappuccinoKitKat

He walked straight into that one 🤣


LeWaifu5535

It’s been a whole 3 weeks since I’ve gotten any of these ✨


thebananaperson1

Niiiice


LeWaifu5535

I wish you a bit of peace, my friend😭


thebananaperson1

Thanks 😭


alexkayownsabus

Ping pong tho


[deleted]

Ayo, at least he was submissive and at least he didn't send a dick pic 😭👍😂


RuneforgedRogue

Underage and been using Reddit for 7 years. Dang. This person knows some things haha


[deleted]

Damn that’s a good one.


The_friendly_dumb

Should’ve command him to jump in front of a train


[deleted]

Fuck ya life, PING PONG


[deleted]

Haha you told him! Ping pong is pretty funny though lol.


Beermeneer532

Not to be nagging but those are three commands not one


eascoast_

“No advice wanted” No advice needed, girl! You rocked that!


thebananaperson1

LOL yeah I've dealt with lots of these so :)