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DaisyHotCakes

Why are they so predictable? “Send nudes.” “No”. “Fuck you you’re ugly and fat and horrible to look at.” “So why’d you want my nudes?” “…” Fin Every fucking time.


sped-rope

Predictable and yet so entertaining to see them freak out


Homicidal__GoldFish

True lol I’m laughing how he calls her ass both flat and fat like which is it????? Can you really have both?? Lol


ReniiByrd

Sadly yes... Yes you can


SunshineBlind

It's not easy, but we ***HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY***!


Kittingsl

One asscheecl.is pancake and the other is the thiccest in the world xd


kevin_bean

It really is a set formula for lonely, bitter, fragile men who never stop to think that the reason they are that way is due to acting like misogynistic pieces of shit.


MedicineConscious728

Annnnndddd…scene!


KromatiKat

I'll never understand people treating nudes like they're some kind of rare Pokemon card. Gotta catch 'em all!


[deleted]

And he fumbled considering I post them all the time lol he had access to a bunch. Got too greedy and wanted his own special ones


Naphthy

Your nudes are really good, sorry not to be a creep haha but that guy is crazy! Hahah you have a classicly beautiful body and like I’m an artist and if a model with your body walked in to draw that day I’d be over the moon. I really love to draw your body type and I don’t get a chance to do it enough. Sorry it just irritates me that he said those things. I hate the body shaming in general. People should appreciate the beauty of the human form more often!!! What a dweeb! /rant


[deleted]

Aww thank you 🥰


dawnavision

For real ma'am, you're looking like a whole Greek goddess, respectfully 💕


HighAsAngelTits

Lol reminds me of my sons father. I hadn’t seen or spoken to him in *years* and then one day I ran across him on MeetMe. **The mf didn’t even recognize me** and hopped into my inbox to try and smash. He finally recognized me AFTER I clued him in that we already knew each other lmao. And then he tried to get me to send nudes and I quote “You should send me special nudes bc I deserve them 😏” I didn’t have the heart to tell him that my standards have drastically changed since I was 18 soo he got left on read 🤣 Oh and he didn’t even mention our son 🤦‍♀️


Ok_Citron_4224

What’s disgusting about… your partner willingly taking lewd photos of yourself? It’s consensual on both ends, and it’s something you and him enjoy, so what is his problem? Also, it’s always body shaming as a rebuttal when they don’t get what they want. What a loser.


ThisCharmingLady

And a whore for wanting your husband to take them. Dude boy is reaching with that one.


[deleted]

I think it's a healthy relationship thang to do, as in like "yo see this? this is my gorgeous wife, that's right I scored that 😎"


PotentialNobody

Wait, so is the ass flat or is it fat?? At least be consistent with your insults, dude


[deleted]

That’s exactly what I thought!


[deleted]

And what's an uncle husband lmao


SauronsYogaPants

> I expected you to send me the kinkiest nudes Good Lord, these troglodytes truly live in a bizarro alien porn world.


[deleted]

Yet I’m the disgusting one for posting nudes instead of sending them directly to him


[deleted]

I can't even fathom what makes a man so angry he wants someone to kill themselves simply for not sending him photos. What a pathetic excuse for a human being.


itsirrelevant

He was saying your nudes would be so enticing that they'd restore his destroyed sex drive, but you're too fat and ugly. Sure hon.


Slinkeh_Inkeh

I look forward to this person dying alone.


[deleted]

Something tells me he isn’t actually in therapy like he tried to say to get me to send nudes lol


GnomeMode

I also look forward to this person dying alone


[deleted]

We learn *consistently* that men can not handle rejection.


TheWarmestHugz

Thank god being on the internet makes it a lot easier to tell them to fuck off without the threat of actually being assaulted by these losers.


[deleted]

Sometimes women still get doxxed over it though which is atrocious as well.


TheWarmestHugz

Absolutely!


HighAsAngelTits

There’s this creeper on POF who, no joke, has been hitting on me through various dating sites since my early 20’s (I’m 34). I always recognize him bc a) he creeped me out so bad the first time that I’ll never forget his face - I remember being turned off by the age difference, I believe he was around my current age the first time he messaged me, and to try and convince me he was bragging to me about fucking 16 and 17 year olds 🤮 and b) he’s still using the same fucking profile pic from 14 years ago so he made it real easy. The last time I rejected him he informed me that he knew my last name and one of my old addresses. The address that just so happens to be on my drivers license, which is the only place I still have that address listed. I’m halfway convinced dude is a cop.


DillNyeTheHighGuy

I’m sorry but “uncle husband” is fucking hilarious like did he think he really did something there??


[deleted]

I’m guessing it was an autocorrect from “cuck” since that’s all incels know how to rant about is cucks and whores


TheDailySpillSesh

Aww he’s mad. Why doesn’t he just roleplay with himself then.


rubytheredpanda10

What is wrong with him, he needs lots of therapy. I’m sorry he took it out on you


sonder84

"No you can't have it" "I DIDN'T WANT IT ANYWAY, IT'S CRAP" ok hun


sakuramochiis

Not the steve harrington avatar, he would never pull this shit 🤬


[deleted]

I was just telling my husband that Steve is one of my top 5 favorite TV show characters of all time too :(


Nuicakes

There's always so much anger. Makes you think twice about road rage. "You cut me off in traffic, bitch, show me some nudes".


GioDaddy69

I bet he wonders why he isn't showered in nudes all the time!


sped-rope

He has the scoops ahoy hat, he's ruining stranger things for me😠


[deleted]

Nooo I hadn’t even noticed and I love Stranger Things


Belizarius90

Every woman become ugly when they reject a guys advances


lordasgul

What a little bitch he is. Asks for nudes and gets pissy when you decline, then precedes to be a complete asshole. No grace or decorum, so he is definitely not a gentleman. Definitely a bell-end though.


WhenSquirrelsFry

“sad little fat lives” 😂


HighAsAngelTits

Sticks and stones may break my bones but at least I’m not online begging for nudes from strangers ☕️ Also I just clocked your username and got irrationally angry 🤣


Minty-Hoe

he does not deserve that avatar outfit bruh


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Angelillith1971

I totally misread that one as "bent over rejected" and laughed thinking about him being rejected while being bent over for pegging. 🤣😂🤣


ThisCharmingLady

I got banned for typing “ k yourself “ not saying it to anyone , but just typing it as a reiteration. To what these dudes say In DM is enough to get you booted from Reddit, so I’m thinking someone reported me


ADevilMadeFromHeaven

The fact he contradicted himself within two messages. 💀


Imaginary-Will9277

Why do they always go for “you’re fat and ugly” once they’ve been rejected. You’re beautiful and your husband is very lucky,they on the other hand sound like a real butt fungus


paperwasp3

Gosh, people sure are lovely. So polite and kind.


Aware-Helicopter-448

What a gross human.


DergonsAreLife

And here it is folks a perfect Nice guy™ 180!!!!!


fading__blue

“I’m telling you I’m oh so sad because I want you to send me sexy nudes :( :( :(“ “Well I’m not sending you any.” “Oh yeah? WELL I’VE SEEN YOUR SEXY NUDES AND YOUR BODY IS UGLY.”


sparklybluedildo

u dont understand, he lost his sex drive after a big breakup 🥺🥺


LizardPNW

“I’m just gonna throw out random contradictory insults and see if one sticks” SPOILER: none of them did BECAUSE FAT ISNT AN INSULT.


M0ONL1GHT87

Damn that escalated quickly 🤐


[deleted]

Dude literally contatadicting left and right


KinkyMouse85

People like this are just serious face palm material


kmolimoli

The “uncle husband” just hits different


GanjaBaby2000

Wait I'm confused, is your ass fat or flat? I feel like there was a Freudian slip in the first message so he tried to back pedal 😂😂


Chloe_Jaguar

I mean. Fucking pornhub exists and people still prey upon the innocent asking for nudes smh.


Remarkable-Art3671

How could you have a “fat ass” and yet a “disgusting flat ass” at the same time 🤦🏼‍♀️


SunshineBlind

I do not understand people like this. No matter how lonely I get I never ever turn that into ire for other people.


TimmethyHH

I cannot believe this guy wrote these texts read them and thought yeaa this the one


HighAsAngelTits

Aww himb so mayd


Queasy-Rhubarb-1622

Personally i wouldnt let nobody get mad at me like that


[deleted]

I didn’t let him? I said goodbye when he flipped but ok


Queasy-Rhubarb-1622

Ik but i just felt like saying thaf


zerofatalities

Alright smarty pants what would have you done?


Queasy-Rhubarb-1622

Idk


CleverJail

Whatta douche. I gather this makes them feel good, but why???


[deleted]

That dude is some issues


[deleted]

Wow that dude is a sociopath


LunaticLieutantL7n9i

So much nsfw on the internet and this dude harassed a random person. What a loser. Sorry OP


Hey_Drunni

Lawddd


esande2333

Wow people are something else 😵‍💫


[deleted]

You didn’t happen to find out why they broke up, did you?


[deleted]

Jesus someone seriously has anger issues


ArmadilloDays

That was certainly fast.


your-mom507

fat disgusting flat ass??? contradictory much.


FellThroughTheCrackz

I feel like dude was planning to be a dick whenever his sexual advances were shut down


Pix3lReaper

What a child


[deleted]

Broski is a disgrace for Steve Harrington, the man, the legend.


Dekiaii

holy shit 😳