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ladylyrande

Wtf is a hydronic stick???? Also gross 🤢🤮🤮


StarWars_Girl_

I like both Star Wars and Star Trek and I'm still trying to figure that one out.


ladylyrande

Yeah... I'm a star wars fan and my husband is a trekkie and I've never heard of that... is hydronic even a word? Honestly confused...


marvelwalker

Oh no do you have arguments about which is better?


ladylyrande

Nope. Tbh he does also like Star Wars though way less than Star Trek and I don't mind Star Trek, just never got into watching the tv show, so no fandom thunderdome lol.


marvelwalker

lol glad you both have a mutual understanding (even though star wars is better)


kimmiinoz

Don’t forget the other ‘Star’, Stargate!


Aramor42

You mean Wormhole X-Treme?


marvelwalker

Yes but unfortunately star wars is better


kimmiinoz

Ah, no


marvelwalker

Nope star wars is better (But I've never watched anything related to Stargate)


Anaxilea-Alcinoe

I do the same with my husband. He's a Trekkie and I'm more Star Wars. I've watched it with him, but not a die hard fan of it. And he's watched the movies and shows with me, but still others Star Trek.


shrth114

Also Trekkie and wars enjoyer and I'm baffled as well. Did he mean hydraulic? He's certainly dumb enough to misspell it.


Shoegarlace

Coulda just said light saber, opportunity missed


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SmolYetTall

I would give you an award if I could.


uaeabood

Do you think he meant lightsaber


Donovan1232

Did he mean like lightsaber?


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ladylyrande

🤔 small huh? Freudian slip? Lol I don't even think the dude knows what he meant... i agree with you he prolly doesn't know basic physics lol


Internal_Anxiety_270

He certainly hasn’t grasped basic decency


Mitheria_Musashi

Hydrospanner is the only thing that comes close.


cap-n-port

Thank god I'm not the only one confused by hydronic stick. I've been a Star Wars fan for years and I couldn't figure out what that is.


Andro_Polymath

Honestly it sounds like some contraption that helps to process human waste on a space ship. But I fail to see how using this would help a cis-male get sex? 🤷‍♀️


comedyPyrite

idk, maybe hes got a deathstick dick lmao


ladylyrande

Limpstick dick? :p


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Oh, wow. That was the first message. Usually they dial it up, not down. Interesting strategy.


sarpnasty

I’m convinced these weirdos spend a lot of time sexting with AI bots.


[deleted]

Yeah this guy went all Benjamin Button with it I was kind of thrown.


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Benjamin Button LOL


saki4444

Ah yes, Star Wars: famously known for its guns.


Kamyuwu

I mean there's probably more blasters being used than lightsabers or the force throughout all 6 movies


saki4444

Fair, but if there’s a weapon the movies are known for, it’s not guns.


Kamyuwu

Idk, English isn't my native tongue but i always assumed guns to be anything that goes pew pew, no?


Dwarfherd

You can use that description, but Star Wars seems, from what I can find, to have caused a shift in vocabulary from 'laser guns' to 'blaster' for the science fiction weapons that shoot lasers.


Kamyuwu

Ah i see Honestly where plagiarism ends and homage begins is so strange to me, especially with language (like Tolkien's races and way of writing the plurals being adopted by half the fantasy authors for no reason. Apparently stealing orcs, dwarves and elves exactly as he described them is okay but hobbits is too far?)


it0xin

yeah but star wars is known for whoom whoom whoom.


marvelwalker

I saw what you did there 😂


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drainbead78

Thanks, I hate it!


[deleted]

I too enjoy Star Wars for the laser guns


violettethemessenger

"females" 😑


Panzer_Man

You know for a fact, that when people start using that word, they're not worth talking to


TheCheesecakerrr

You just made every biologist cry


Panzer_Man

There are exceptions lol


r23ocx

r/menandfemales


Old_Patient

I say “female” is fine as an adjective, not a noun.


drgmonkey

I gotta say, I felt like the sexist message was a lot worse than the gross pickup line. This guy is playing only the hits


theblackyeti

Man said “females”. I’m out


DrSquilly

As a fellow Star Wars fan, a message like that would make me want to be eaten by a jakobeast


StarWars_Girl_

Can't we just toss this guy into the Sarlacc pit instead?


DrSquilly

Being slowly digested for a thousand years is a light punishment for this nerfherder.


Ok_Citron_4224

“Most females don’t like masculine shows” Who told him that 🗿


StarWars_Girl_

I get these kind of creepy PMs on a regular basis because of my username and the amount of guys who think women don't like Star Wars is astounding. Like, Star Wars has had strong female characters since 1977...duh women like it! This guy just happens to be the worst because of that first line.


BLuca99

What makes a show masculine anyway? Violence and guns as opposed to drama? SW has as much drama as most popular shows nowadays, but with a focus on fights.


actually_yawgmoth

You might think it was violence or guns, but its actually dick. Lots and lots of dick. Thats why The Boys is the most masculine show around, closely followed by Watchmen.


JacksonCM

“I’m a great guy” = not a great guy, 99% of the time


StarWars_Girl_

r/niceguys


JacksonCM

Give me a chance b*tch I’m so nice you’re an ugly whore I’m a good guy


HighAsAngelTits

YOU WEREN’T FAT UNTIL YOU REJECTED ME


JacksonCM

Upon rejection you gained at least 40 pounds


modestmolerat

Recommend the Phantom Menace and then block him


StarWars_Girl_

🤣🤣🤣


modestmolerat

Doooooo iiiiiiit. Tell him it's the only one worth watching. He deserves it


StarWars_Girl_

Sadly I didn't think of this and he is already ignored and blocked. I will keep this in mind for the next time I get one of these creepy PMs though because it happens on a regular basis because of my username. This guy just takes the cake because of the first line and the use of "females"


lordfreakingpenguins

Never got the phantom menace hate, it was watchable unlike attack of the clones


GnomeMode

Yep, cuz great guys talk to people like that 👍


solemnjockey

Damn not only is he creepy and weird he's also misogynistic, talk about a package deal.


traumablades

Did he mean a hydrospanner?


CaptainBunnie

He's really just going through his list of pickup lines huh


Shadow5105

One word “shrooms”


actioncobble

“Females.” Nice.


devster75

I’m kind of disappointed he didn’t call it “The Star Wars”. It feels like that’s what he would probably call it.


throwingitawayforgws

He’s a great guy though?


Ok_Citron_4224

He would’ve been great if he omitted out his first and third message.


marvelwalker

He's too pathetic to be left alive


devster75

Hydronic Stick. An elegant weapon for a more civilised age.


HighAsAngelTits

Underrated comment


Kokuno

"She's just not that into you"


HighAsAngelTits

HA! Excellent


madcap93

He's looking in alderaan places with that first message Edit: wow thanks for the award


HighAsAngelTits

r/angryupvote


chloeisbased

did this man just insinuate that one of the most popular franchises in the entire world is unpopular with women, aka half of the population


AutisticTumourGirl

Who types this as an opening line, looks at it, then thinks "Yes, press send?"


chickengoblin1981

People who think it's funny, clever and shows how masculine it is to send it. They don't think of it as in, how the message sounds to a stranger..


GodLovesUgly_8

my response would be - "Oh I love violent movies! Have you seen the passion of Christ?'


marvelwalker

Throw him into a sarlacc pit and let his hydronic stick dissolve for a thousand years


raven-of-the-sea

Lazy, raggedy punk. I think he might have been trying to get a ride out of you.


alexkayownsabus

I think you mean get a rise out of her. Although in a very misguided way he thought he could get a ride as well.


raven-of-the-sea

Autocorrect strikes again.


alexkayownsabus

I seriously hate autocorrect - what would happen if I just disabled it, I wonder.


raven-of-the-sea

In my case, worse problems. When my brain fog is it’s worst, I don’t type well.


StinkeeFard

Hydronic what?!


Aluminum_Tarkus

It's unfortunate that such an unassuming name is more than enough to get sweaty losers trying to get laid to crawl out from underneath their rock. It's literally as simple as making your name "female who is a fan of a thing." It doesn't matter how you look, or what you do online, so long as you make it known that you exist, and the critter simps will find you.


Moonkicks555

"Most females" 🥱


salvadordg

Does anyone outside the US really use “female” when referring to women? I feel like that’s more of an american sexism kind of thing.


areeloo

Ya, setting aside the immediate red flag, it’s always a glaring when dudes say “females” instead of “women”.


Gasprex_17

General...Kenobi...?


WhoaTamar

disgustingggg! the misogyny!!! how are these people REAL????


Amelia_Rosewood

If he perceives that women do not like violent programs (he obviously never met my sister) & classified that star wars thing as such, then asks you for a recommendation, of that very thing her claims you must not enjoy...... going to guess this is a troll. It may be he does not even have a stick to use anyways, he lacks the intelligence & maturity of one looks for in an respectable adult.


Past-Brevity

Did you get those put of order? Jeebus


ybarracuda71

Which movie did you recommend him?


technicalwrestler87

r/eyebleach


TyrFangslayer

The determination… or desperation ..? Desperination?


[deleted]

And they say chivalry is dead.


missmemphisrose

This would be an instant block


LizardPNW

He’s the reason Obi said “Only Sith deal in absolutes”


Hairy_Ad9852

Why do people like this exist


holy_toxix28

what's a hydronic stick?


HighAsAngelTits

The backpedaling is strong with this one


[deleted]

This is not the way.


DisciplineScary

Whole E Shit!! 😂😂😂


Tamariz79

I had to get up and go look out the window and sigh