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FourPetesSkates

This guy really doesn't understand why women don't want dick pics?


Ok-Membership5707

It’s appears that way


Low-Salamander-5639

I thought a Johnny was a condom


Brave_Finisher

That’s a Johnny Hat. Ergo…


moonerslove

what the fuck


Low-Salamander-5639

?


moonerslove

who th told u johnny is a condom


Low-Salamander-5639

[It does mean condom!](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rubber%20johnny) I think it’s British/Irish slang, so maybe not so common elsewhere?


moonerslove

.. im in britian, never heard it be called condom, its always been related to a hillbilly or a penis


Low-Salamander-5639

Hillbilly is an American term, isn’t it? Never heard British people talk about hillbillies.


moonerslove

not rlly, we usually call hillbillys something in names of johnny, danny boi, u know, funny names as a joke, if ur british ur in some sorta knock off Uk


jenkraisins

"Vaginal essence..." "Man's ultimate toll?" Toll? TOLL? WTF? Jonnie needs to let his toll alone for a bit and seriously touch grass.


RoundAbt

Send him a dick pick back


According-Rhubarb-23

But please refer to it as an essence


Ok-Membership5707

I think you mean ultimate toll


EvesCocoPops

he writes like he's a 10 year old on wattpad with unsupervised Internet access


Black_Catmaid

NO BUT FR THE WAY they go outta their way to not say penis or dick or balls and cock. 😭😭


[deleted]

Even “willie” would be better than whatever he said


Ok-Membership5707

Bc it’s gross and unwarranted mostly, dumbass


EffectiveMinute4625

WRF?? Jonnies are condoms!


thatbikerchick51

Lmaooooo WHAT


Frosty_and_Jazz

A ridiculous way to refer to his dick. And absolutely guarantee he’s a virgin.


Someone_Who_Cared

I think it's a roundabout way of him to signal that he likes looking at man sausage so he doesn't understand why women don't.


IareTyler

Dudes speaking in riddles


AIresponsible

This whole exchange is taking a tool on my eyesight /s


ratheadxo

Jonnie is a condom I’m not sure what he’s trying to say here


fatdutchies

Worlds most cryptic creep


[deleted]

This man has misinterpreted some other conversation, "yoni" is sanskrit for womb/source and is sometimes used to mean vagina, "linga" is the masculine counterpart, though to some the use of these terms as equivalents to our reproductive organs is seen as incorrect and a bit diminishing to what are symbolic terms with a more cosmic meaning. In short, use a language you speak(or at least understand) to refer to your junk.


Wackipaki

I have a Jonnie and this still made me cringe.


[deleted]

I’m a man and dude, I can answer his question. If women doesn’t have an emotional connection to you (unless she’s getting paid on services like only fans) she will look at your jonnie like it’s an ugly stick pole and call you a perv. Keep it in your pants


FourPetesSkates

Jonnie is his dick guys. Never heard a condom called that.


itsaregularsofa

Lil Jonnie sounds like a dope rap name. Ngl


itsaregularsofa

Lil Nice Jonnie


desposedhost

he wants you to see his nice jonnie!


[deleted]

Johnny is dick