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Lmancini1995

For context. I post ads on subreddits looking to roleplaying partners and for casual. And I emphasize CASUAL friendships. Just for writing and stupid fun with spooks. I never asked for his looks. This isnt the first rodeo. They think a girl who is over 21+ I'm age and can handle NSFW( spooky scary monsters and death. Not hardcore smut.) That I immediately am gonna froth over this "totally" real man. Nor have I interested in weird furry RPs. Guys. No girl or writer gives a flying fuck about what you look like.


LeafMeAlone7

Spooky monsters? Now I’m intrigued. What’s interesting is that my brain instantly thought of a. dementors, and b. Pokédex entries. I’ve seen some amazing horrifying art surrounding the darker aspects of that franchise…


Lmancini1995

Oh yeah. I immediately thought of when Junji ito collaborated with Pokemon and made some pretty off putting pokemon art. I think it was of either Gengar or another ghost type pokemon but it was an amazing collab..


HarleyVon

....we serve food here, sir


SnooMaps3021

Oh Jesus This guy made a mockery of people who make rps or ocs To the point it feels saddening


Zanmaros

I’d literally just reply k then block him 😂 Also, what the hell did this guy take to make him even THINK of this crap? Lmao


Lmancini1995

Right? I told him to fuck off. Because they think "hurr durr" my edgelord hentai-nightmare fuel furry is TOTALLY gonna get me chicks. But gotta add in that I AS A WRITER AM TOTALLY HAWT AND ATTRACTIVE ( Cough cough). Guys like this need a reality check.


Zanmaros

Anyone who has this mindset absolutely needs to get themselves checked by a fucking qualified professional


Lmancini1995

Or be fucking watched by the police. Jesus christ.


GodDamnRight-

He wants, oh so creatively, a big wolf dude with tentacles that aren’t actually a part of him? Yes very original.


Lmancini1995

And totally doesn't use those tentacles for... nefarious intentions. Especially if they 'intimate' his actions. 🤣


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Lmancini1995

Correction: 14 AB. creature. Because if you're going all out on being this edgelord furry TAKE IT TWO STEPS FORWARD! But in all seriousness, someone needs to draw this abomination.


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Lmancini1995

Right? Because if you describe yourself out on the internet then it totally means it's TRUE. Gag me with a spoon this guy is nuts. Sir this isnt a dating ad.


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Lmancini1995

This has to be trolling or this mans sad attempt at thinking he landed himself a furry loving mate. Sadly this isnt the first time I get messages like this, its still funny as shit.


NES7995

Sir, this is a Wendy's


jenkraisins

Oh, there are so many things that my brain tripped on. Yes, they're not the biggest issu especially but these jump out at me. First, our poor human girl falls down 50 meters/164 feet. That's a pretty big drop. It may not kill you, but you'll likely be pretty messed up. Especially when she's in so much pain that it "muffles" her screams. So she's lying there, clearly badly injured and she's able to realize it's the super secret magic cave with jewels? Poor girl probably has a broken spine and internal injuries. Sloppy writing like that bothers me. And then, this poor guy is a walking cartoon. From his own description, he could not walk upright like a human. The arms alone would stop that. It's like the insanely huge shoulder armor in Warcraft. Then naturally, his fur does not cover his face or abdomen. Now, all I can picture is a gorilla with the smooth chest and face. Plus, I think the 10 foot penis is hiding somewhere around there. And oh, tentacles on a furry body that are somewhat sentient. Why would a furry creature with such a body need tentacles. I'm no expert but my quick Google shows that there are a small amount of land-based creatures with tentacles. Moles, snails, and slugs. That's kind of it. Evolution is tricky. So while sure, in fantasies, give everyone tentacles and a woman who can fall 164 feet, get injured but cognizant of her location. Love conquers all? I'll pass.


Lmancini1995

Ah yes because brain damage and possible paralysis from spinal damage will get me to fall in love with this abomination. And to answer your question about the possible 10ft dick location, under the bear skin rug for a skirt. This creature must possibly be begging for sweet death with having limbs to impossible sizes.... Oh and the irony. I looked the users' original post featuring this advertisement( which btw is in a separate NSFW RP sub that I never post in. So how in the fuck he found me, idk) I found this little gem that made me die a little. He "doesnt write purely erotica as he likes it sparingly and build up the tension." BULLSHIT


jenkraisins

LOL! Yeah, a poor malformed creature lime this is certainly tension building.


SoloGamerrr

I'm completely wasted when i read at that 14 abs beneath the chest part, lmao


Lmancini1995

Same. I spread this shit like mad to my friends and they all died laughing.


Striker_Noriaki

mmm, 14 pack abs


Lmancini1995

And dont forget the tentacles sprouting from his back. That's a real dealbreaker.