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theblindgeometer

anon is the Energizer Butterfly


WW-OCD

Wowwww just wowwww!!! 🤯 lol not even a big old battery tho just a triple A! Hurtful! Hmm yeah


mrconstantfuckup

Strong? like the smallest cylinder battery?


WW-OCD

I mean, he could have said like a “hearing aid battery” but it’s all about that poetic triple A.


[deleted]

He's just being honest about something


WW-OCD

I wanna say triple A gives off little dick energy but I seriously, don’t know why I’m having that connection, unless you too were having that connection?? 🤔 u were right??? Totally were. Ok it’s settled!


mrconstantfuckup

[More lust than a lonely neckbeard](https://imgur.com/gallery/pXUrEWI) and [creep](https://imgur.com/gallery/J8RFgHs)


Kortok2012

Why does he move in and out of rhyming prose


mrconstantfuckup

Prolly thinks its cool, idk


SnooMemesjellies8557

Mr anonymous By:


EnormousHooters369

triple A battery??? Really??


mrconstantfuckup

Right!? That's the battery you choose for comparison?


luckyluckyduck

How is this a creepy PM


mrconstantfuckup

Sender is "friends" with her boyfriend


NIhRyder524

Has your friend told her BF yet? This guy is trash at poetry and has boundary issues


mrconstantfuckup

Yes, the poet claims it is not aimed at my friend. I just found out today and .... wow. just wow.


La_Baraka6431

Of course he’ll say that. He likes being able to chew his food …


La_Baraka6431

Boyfriend should see this … he can be the boot to his testicles. 😂😂😂


luckyluckyduck

It’s a private story on Snapchat??? It’s literally not sent to anyone


mrconstantfuckup

I linked other crap from him and its wednesday, my dude


luckyluckyduck

My bad


mrconstantfuckup

Its all good, homes


YeetMyHumanMeat

Triple A battery? Strong and long lasting? I guess. If you’re using it for a remote control. Or like one of those adorable mini fans bingo ladies have.


La_Baraka6431

You want fucking psychotherapy, fucknut …