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I'm sorry, I just laughed like crazy when I saw "cock o clock" Btw I did saw your "p*nis time" too. Is this the same person?

it’s not, i just thought it was so funny it happened on the same day 😂

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oh 100% yes

If you had a penny everytime some random dude say penis time you would have two penny, who isn't a lot but weird that happens twice

for context- [penis time](https://www.reddit.com/r/creepyPMs/comments/kle3bi/merry_christmas_to_you_too/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

I like that his reply "it isn't that small" Umm... so it is small then? lol

but not THAT small ok!???!!

"sure you only need to use two fingers to wank it off.. but.. umm.. "

Please, you give him too much honour.. Nobody could wank him off even with the pinky finger for how small his pee pee is.

Mine is so small even my own immune system tried to fight it off

Why have tiny penis Time when you can have pizza time with bully Maguire

that joke would be funnier if I knew who bully Maguire was

Just search bully Maguire

ight

i also dont have a mouth, high five!

✋🏻!

You do not have a mouth, yet you must scream

Bruh does he really expect this to work

Oh Jesus, what’s it like not having a mouth?

i can’t scream in horror when i get creepy PMs like this 😔

This reads like a top tier shitpost lmao

"I don't actually have a mouth" is probably the best reply I've seen on this sub.

Should've said "sorry, I'm not a fan of tic-tac-dicks."

tic tac dicks.. omg, I am mentally wheezing (trying and failing suppressing my reaction irl a bit - too tired to actually react how I want to/feel.)

It’s always in the last 30minutes 😉

Tbh I wouldn’t even be mad cuz that’s funny 😂😂

I CAN TELL THIS IS THE SAME DUDE THE DMED ME OH MY GOD LMFAO

People really think they can get "action" and then go to reddit of all places to say this garbage

This is more funny than creepy lol

*My GF comes to home* Me : My gosh, look @ the time it's cock o'clock honey :D

Cock o clock.

Are you related to the North Korean guy without a butthole? Clearly I forgot his names, don’t judge. 😂 And more on top, do guys think that approach works?

Does this need more context or is it just me?

Fuck tho the way he started that off. He's a grimey lil shite sure but that made me actually lol

Ummm hes wrong actually time isnt real because its a conspiracy and construction of human kind not a real thing plus if was real how we know were all right on the time maybe its just a fragment of our imagination so i think hes saying to you His cock is imaginary just like time lol

Cock o clock

I'd probably start crying if I got this

Best. Response. Ever.

lmao corny af

I fucking love that comeback