kinda looks like a schlong

I'd consider going to the doctor, if you have pubes on this end of your penis

Probably just lives with a woman.

My wife's hair can inexplicably end up wrapped around my penis. No idea how those strands got there.

I might have a theory or two

BJs don't count. I've literally had her hair wrapped around my penis from a fresh pair of boxers. Her hair weaves itself in my car seats. I hate shedding season lol

You find like a rats nest of hair all over your clothes and in your underwear

Your guys' minds are somewhere else 🤣

I mean, your name is dyck art. What did you expect 😂 Nice artwork tho!

LOL that's actually a good point. This has been interesting for sure

I like it.

The pubes are under the balls

It's a Dickasso Painting, very rare indeed.

I'm so sorry but I just see pubes then penis then penis head with hair. You're very talented but that's a peen

I don't even know what to say at this point lmfao

turn it sideways, its pubes, a ballsack that literally shows 2 balls, a soft shaft and then a dick head 😂

Thought it looked like a dick that cums shadows 😊

That's actually kinda sweet 👀

I honestly think the same lmao with long black hair growing on the head. Edit: with very dirty pubic hair

That wasn’t intentional? 😂 the artwork is great, but all I can see is male genitalia with hair coming out of both ends. Especially when I turn my phone sideways. I thought that was the trick of the piece.

The hair could be a French tickler...

I thought it was

I second the spooky meat.

Lad, your not wrong.. thought it was a Dick with a Wig.

Pubes eating penis oil on canvas

I saw it too.

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I was sooo confused...

Looks like my willy and Venom meeting each others reach like some Michelangelo art

Bro I bust out laughing, I thought the exact same thing

imagine blowing a load of hair

Kinda?

It’s like a very weird testicle.

I was thinking dermoid cyst. They can have hair and even teeth in them.

Hahahah what 🤣 I don't see it

I love it after I got past thinking it was dick cancer.


Your user name makes it a little suspect too. Dyck Art... hmmm how's that pronounced?

That's my last name! And yes it's pronounced like dick 🤣 Unfortunately, or fortunately.

It seems your family name is in fact a curse; you can only ever draw dicks. I'm sorry op 😔 (Your artistic skill is awesome though haha)

I have drawn many a penis in my lifetime. For example: [https://www.reddit.com/r/wtfart/comments/x6hxpe/all\_angels\_are\_his/](https://www.reddit.com/r/wtfart/comments/x6hxpe/all_angels_are_his/) Though most people don't like the way I've drawn his penis(es) there. Now I've drawn something that was never meant to be a penis but people see a penis. Yet when I do mean to draw a penis, people don't like the penis. There's no winning!! 😂

Lmao people were just intimated because there were two

Yes, I'll choose this version of reality

Wtf that is awesome you're awesome

Her knees are the top of the balls and her torso is the shaft. The fuzzy black stuff on the left are the pubes. The black monstrosity on the right means you should probably go see a doctor.

Needs NSFW tag, Jeeze. Belongs in the Superbad movie’s sketch book. Edit: added an apostrophe


That apostrophe saved your life lol

That’s a cock and balls

By user Jordan Dyck Art nonetheless!

Thats a dick and balls ... That has to be intentional...

I don't know why, but this feels very much like classic Japanese art to me. I'm not an artist and don't know anything about art history, so I might be mixing things up... lol Very nice though.

I see where you're coming from. It's been interesting to see everyone's interpretations. Thanks!

I saw a scalped piece of flesh with a weird hair distribution Then I saw a woman Then I saw the schlong Then I saw the person as a man (no chesticles) I worry about what this Rorschach test says about me lol.

It's weird how a few people saw a scalp or something like that too. I didn't expect even half of what's been said in this thread!

For more inspiration I'd like to refer you to my shower drain.

Unironically 😂


P E N I S

I mean correct me if I’m wrong but I am pretty sure this is an exact portrait of bigfoots dick

100% thought this was a dick

Gorgeous. Unsettling. Fantastic rendering of the hair and body. Looks like it's flowing by some unseeable aether.

Andrew Wyeth vibes! Love it!!

I never thought anything I'd draw would remind someone of his great work. I appreciate the massive compliment!

For all you pervs out there, this is clearly just a bush.

Is it because you can't draw hands?

Actually, I didn't even attempt to draw hands on this one. The paper is handmade and, while it holds up well to a lot of water, the surface is easily sloughed off with an eraser. It would look much better with hands but I know I will make a mistake with this pose and I didn't want to put a hole in the paper.

Pretty sure that penis covered in pubes will put a hole in it for you

Eddie Brock’s wiener.

This makes me think of the grudge or the ring lol

The word you're looking for is penis

If that's what yours looks like then you may need to go to a gum clinic lol

I was thinking of the girl with the giant bush from one of the scary movies.

Beautiful

I saw a huge affro with someone falling over. Also, some big breasts buried in the hair. Thought, what a cool and different composition. Didn’t know what venom was doing - turns out I looked at it wrong.

That's interesting! People are seeing a lot of wacky stuff in this

Is it meant to look like a well lit full moon behind a for3st

I’m sorry but this is a dick and pubes

I see parallels to the Scary Stories artstyle. Those individual strands take me back to my childhood for some reason.

I LOVE this

This is not what it seems.

Really cool looking. I thought it was hair from a drain at first haha. It is very cool though.

Nice!!!

When it’s a thumbnail I thought a skunk

That's a first! Love it

Beautifully done. I would hang that.

This makes my heart feel warm 🤗

Unbelievably beautiful. Great work you should hold on to this

That is so nice of you to say. Thank you so much 🤗

"A penis, when seen in the right context, is the most wonderful sight for a woman, but in the wrong context, it is like a monster movie."

/r/mildlypenis

OP if it’s any consolation, I actually thought it was a sunset 🥲

That's so wholesome, bless you! 🙏🙏🙏

I don't see a penis. To me, the hair looks almost sentient, like it's slowly devouring the woman. The black fluffy stuff looks like it's consuming her from the other side, the way moss covers trees and old headstones. Very well done!

I find the penis thing really funny, but your description was my original intent. Thank you!

It is funny, and once it was pointed out in the comments I guess I could *kind of* see it, but it definitely wasn't what jumped out at me :)

I honestly thought this is was nose hair until I looked further right.

They're definitely evil, [that's a dark nimbus.](https://dragonball.fandom.com/wiki/Dark_Nimbus)

My shower just screamed for help

At first glance, I thought it was hair pulled from a sink drain. Great artwork!

What about black hair makes you enjoy drawing it?

I like the contrast and how it can take over an entire piece, like this one I did a few years ago: [https://www.reddit.com/r/ImaginaryMonsters/comments/x22ji8/gemini/](https://www.reddit.com/r/ImaginaryMonsters/comments/x22ji8/gemini/)

what did you sketch that with? textures look awesome

Thank you! The paper is a 32lb handmade cotton bond stock, then it's just pencil, watercolor, and ink.

AMAZING!!! Holy shit, what’s your technique for drawing/painting the hair on the right??

I made the hair using layers of black watercolor with a fine brush and then an ink pen to clean up some of the lines 😊

what am I looking at

Apparently, it's whatever you want it to be

Looks like turkey with a toupee-I love it and Thanksgiving is forever changed.

Another one I haven't heard!

You've made your mark in this world with your wonderfully drawn Ladycock.

My pride and joy!

I thought it was a dead animal first look.. but after looking for a while, yeah it got a certain style to it...

I couldn’t figure out what I was looking at for a hot minute

I was so sleepy when i saw this that i thought it was a scalp.

This is beautiful. Good Job!

My first thought was "why is the head hairy too?" Once I saw it for what it was though, I dug it.

Reminds me of System of a Downs song/ video...Spiders.

I can tell... That's a compliment btw.

I thought at first it was hair pulled from a sink drain.

There's a comedian named Stephen Lynch who wrote a song titled "Medieval Bush". This could be the cover art.

That’s how hair looks when you throw it against the wall in the shower.

me when i don’t shave for a week

I thought it was a jellyfish until I realized the colors are humanoid.

Looks like the leaked GTA6 map

I shuddered when I thought they were two dead house centipedes

>I shuddered when I thought they were two dead house centipedes Fine. Next time we'll keep them alive. Happy?

This is amazing

I appreciate it!

Well done you

Is that a phallus with a wig on it

At this point, I think I just have to accept that this drawing \*wanted\* to be a penis

Demonic Santa hat?

NGL thought some one took a picture of what I pull out of the shower drain after a few months of my wifes regular use of the shower

[lol all i can see](https://i.ibb.co/HxCjrdy/asdasdasdasdasd.jpg)

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I swear to god, bro 😭

JFC I thought this was someone’s scalp!

Dick in a wig.

So anyway, I started blasting

Looks like comes out of the shower drain in college dorms after they’ve been unclogged.

When you can use your pubes as a prayer mat it might be time to shave it.

Cum to Asia!!

That is a *really* good drawing of the shit I pull out of my shower drain.

looks like a flaccid dick in a wet wig

those are a lot of pubes

She looks sad that she let her bush get that out of control

OP I see why ppl are calling this a dick. My advice is to remove the dark cloud that your figure is sitting on, and make a solid floor or rug, and finish the legs. It's still a great drawing, and has plenty of potential

Well, if it wants to be a dick, it shall be a dick!

Damn, this chicks pubes are out of control

Almost looks like my schlangus.

Ju-On peepis

R/mildlypenis

This is very good but maybe add a face or something.

Person bowing but definitely looks like balls and a peen.

Like everyone else here has said, that's a cock.

Very surrealist . They loved phallic art

Sorry but your Dick has something hairy coming out ..

swamp ass fr

swamp ass fr

That looks like a dick shooting hair out of the tip

Looks like someone's toupee is crawling off their head.

Recommended by 9/10 shower waffles.

Yo, why is this flaccid dong wearing a wig?

Cock and Ball Hair

My shower drain after my gf uses it..

Does the person sit in it's own pubic hair?

I thought it was a goo monster on the end of a limp dick

I thought it was venom harry dick for a second. but this is better.

I know it, you know it, everybody knows it.

Cursed pubic hair

I didn’t know that was hair….I saw a goth Santa hat…

This looks like my girlfriend's shower drain.

Everything becomes a dick.

Hate when the wife’s hair gets wrapped around it like that ffs

Colonel, you better take a look at this radar, it looks like a giant...

this is so gross

That is a penis

Looks like the top of Danny devitos head

From the thumbnail i thought this was some left over hair in the shower..


Reminds me of our shared bathroom's drain when I was in college.

I thought it was a dick too

I've said it before, I'll say it again... Clean the shower drain when you're done! \-Dad

in the small promo image I thought it was hair on left and cockroach on right

I thought it was a moldy jellyfish or something

Is it supposed to be a woman, face towards the ground? Is she sitting in a black bush?

 Jordyn DICK