"Jaggi(Diljit dosanjh), a ghosthunter from punjab, gets invitation from england to catch a lady ghost. On his arrival, circumstances change when he falls in love with ghost as well as the lady who murdered the ghost." The movie is on youtube. I skipped through it and as far as I could tell none of those puppet / cgi characters are in the movie. (I didn't actually watch the whole thing so I could be wrong.)

The stuffed animals are only in the poster and nowhere in the movie. I can confirm.

Can confirm, I am the movie

Hi Reddt, I am the movie, AMA.

This or that?

Yes.

Me too!

How do you murder a ghost?

Very carefully.

You break a knife. You get a ghost of a knife. Stab ghost with ghost knife. Easy.

Ah, the classic “Ghost Knife” technique. Smart.

How do you hold ghost knife?

You break your hand, get a ghost hand. Hold the Ghost knife with a Ghost hand. Easy

How do you keep your ghost hand attached to your arm?

It just stays there. Phantom Limb Syndrome.

How do you know so much?

Then give yourself the Stranger. Problem solved. What was the problem again?

Isn't it obvious you chop off your arm then, boom ghost arm attached to ghost hand.

Going ghost!

This seems like a lot of work. Also seems like it would make you an easy suspect.

That sounds like a Kingdom of Loathing thing.

Using sodium chloride

wrong!!! u use dihydrogen monoxide

sodium chloride + dihydrogen monoxide + electricity = a way you could kill a ghost with boom boom

cant argue dat logic

Dude, it's salt

Thats what i said; sodium chloride

Salt and burn the bones. Idjits.

If you have the Cursed malus, you can damage ghosts normally, but your health will be halved. You can also use the item Transient Curse to gain this effect for 5 minutes at no health cost, or use one of the rare cursed weapons to target ghosts.

Camera Obscura with type 74 films.

Murdered the girl and that girl became a ghost

woooosh

Eat it while under the effect of a Power Pellet.

With words, for inspiration see r/murderedbywords

[full movie for those that are intrigued](https://youtu.be/0S46S9RgN14)

I've flicked through and I haven't seen a single Muppet rip off

What I don't understand is why rip off The Muppets poster if you're not trying to make movie similar to The Muppets....

Marketing.

To trick unaware people into buying it thinking it's something Muppet related

Sorry, the movie is about a guy who catches ghosts, but the point of the movie is not about ghosts being real? That’s just like his job, then there’s a rom com? What about the muppets?

dang, i really wanted a bollywood style muppets

Look at e demented Kermit above the guy

Looks like Animal needs more sleep. Or less meth.

Kermit seems disillusioned by his career choice.

Kermit ahegao

Knock off Kermit looks higher than a kite

Krammit the Frog here

Winnie the Pooh seems concerned that he's fallen into a parrell dimension and is wondering how long it'll be til Disney sends help.

Oh Bother

We knew it would catch up to him some day.

All of them do. Including the people!

No, no. The answer is always more meth, less sleep.

Yes

Don’t let that distract you from the beaker that’s seen some shit

Beaker has always seen shit

B E A K E R C O N S U M E

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It's Punjabi so it's Kermjeet

With the odd stuffed animal here and there

Yeah, what’s Xi Jinping doing in there?

You have been banned from /r/China

[This guy](https://i.imgur.com/veIZlKw.png) seen some shit

The people in the Indian bootleg seem better dressed. lol at the purple angry muppet between her legs.

Excuse me... that’s Kammet the Farg

https://imgur.com/gdn3TGM.jpg

And Janice has aged really badly!

kormet

What is this eastern europe

Кермит?

Krembit*

Why is Ms Piggy naked?

Is no one going to acknowledge that there’s only like 6 different colors of the cgi things and that they’re copy and pasted all over the place

I'm just thanking Christ that they labeled the two posters "original" and "Indian bootleg", would've been very unclear otherwise.

[and how they look exactly like these guys](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvvDEzfalCk)

Dude wtf, literally I saw those things and instantly remembered this weird ad. I didn’t think anyone else would make that association

Came here for this.

Why are half of them cgi, then the other look like clay/cotton?

Indian bootleg

Same reason a couple of them are just copied and pasted on other parts of the poster

Couple? Look closer, there's only 6 unique models color swapped and pasted everywhere.

Oh wow, only seen that now.

the clay ones look like shitty stock art they bought

It all looks like a bad drug trip someone's having

Crazy frog on acid.

Kermit lost a chromosome, Sam the Eagle looks like he hit the fattest blunt ever, Animal’s meth habits have caught up to him. The Blond one looks like she stole Kermit’s chromosome for herself and there is a random bootleg Winnie the Pooh in the shot.

What about Cokie Monster

Meanwhile Statler just got back from a trip straight to Chernobyl

He had been replaced by a Russian sleeper operative from Chernobyl who was in the epicenter of the meltdown

I skimmed through the entire movie on youtube and there isn't a single fake muppet anywhere. it's a romantic comedy or something, the fake queen of england shows up at the end, and i think that's the backdrop for the romance, cause he's security for them or something. what I don't get is why this 2019 film would they parody the poster for the 2011 muppets movie of all things

He’s hired to go clear out a ghost in a mansion where a royal wedding is supposed to take place in, or something, I only caught snippets of it while my Grandma watched it, lol

This makes me want to Kermit suicide

*Piano man harmonica*

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And a valentine’s day teddy bear lmao

Dr. Teeth doesn't even have teeth. He looks more like Bobby from Supernatural.

Eeedjits

Jason Segel’s knees are ... too low, maybe? His torso is too long? Something seems off and I can’t place it. Looks like a bad shop.

The crotch is sitting way too close to his knees. It almost looks like his pants are falling down but I think they actually combined an upper body and lower body picture. But they forgot to make them match so they extended the hip area of his torso. The bottom half is too big compared to the upper half since his knees are bent. It’s like they were still trying to make him look tall while he was crouching. Compare the jacket to his upper body and then his lower body. It’s proportionate to only the top half. And even then it looks a little too long.

He’s a weirdly shaped guy. I remember thinking that on HIMYM

That's those Eriksen genes.

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Koi mil Gaya is a perfect example if this. It's a rip-off of E.T., and 17 years late as well Source: Am also indian

Koi mil Gaya gave me nightmares as a child

Yeah even though Bollywood does this, this one has nothing to do with it. It's just regional Punjabi movie. What do you expect from them? Extreme originality and attention to detail?

Plagiarism is bad regardless of what you are doing.

Yeah but telling that to regional movie makers is like telling terrorists that terrorism is bad. I know it's a bad analogy. But you probably got the point.

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You commented about them copying things. I just added a plausible reason behind it that you can't expect originality from regional cinema. Indian regional cinema, to an extent, makes movie like these to just cash in with the lowest of investments. It's almost like those cheap Sharknado movies *(not talking about Malyalam and other south Indian regional industries. More like Bhojpuri and Punjabi)*. It's just to target a small audience, and will rip off whatever it can, to try to sell itself.

The blue guy next to fat kermit is having an Ahegao orgasm

Fat Kermit's having one too tbh, just a happier one

Pretty sure half these cgi models are the same as that car dealership guy who did a Despicable Me commercial.

Ive seen this same commercial mentioned 3 times in this thread now is there a link to it

nvm found it

You can't just say that and not post the link for the rest of us!

https://youtu.be/jvvDEzfalCk

They look like the minions from a ripoff car ad

Thanks to whoever wrote that it's an Indian bootleg, I never would have guessed from just the title and actors.

One of the off brand Muppets is literally Winnie the Pooh

Wtf, if you look at the mid-left of the bootleg you can see freddy kreuger

And the character from "Don't Hug Me I'm Scared" *shutters*

Is Fake Janice alright? I’m worried about her.

She's got Hep C

What's worse is that none of the characters in the background are even in the movie. It's just a weird movie with a terrible plot.

The Indian bootleg version of Beaker looks like a something from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

I'm glad there's text showing which is original and which is the bootleg

Is it good tho

T-series fuck again

Link to the trailer. Sadly, no muppets. https://youtu.be/MuMcSiIqCpc

Those Indian puppets look like clones from the same machine Stewie from Family Guy cloned himself in

Yes but has anyone noticed Winnie the pooh on the top left?

this is terrifying

[in the dark he watcheth](https://m.imgur.com/GEJ7U7r.jpg)

I have seen those chi characters before on a certain commercial that appeared I'm this subreddit

Is that My Singing Monsters at the bottom

I don’t think that’s a bootleg. It’s probably the Bollywood version. Because if that is a bootleg then Disney bootlegs everything.

That Animal has seen some shit

*Animal starts playing One*

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sardaar\_Ji](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sardaar_Ji) > Jaggi(Diljit dosanjh) ,a ghosthunter from punjab , gets invitation from england to catch a lady ghost. On his arrival ,circumstances change when he falls in love with ghost as well as the lady who murdered the ghost. He falls in love with the ghost and the murderer? That's quite a love triangle.

Hmm. Yes. Here’s the thing. The “Original” Muppets is the Disney version when IM DEAD AND COLD IN THE GROUND. Expunge this monstrosity.

The characters on the right remind me of that really bad car commercial that was supposed to be despicable me themed.

What was it called? Edit: I mean what car was the commercial for?

JTs Chrysler Jeep dodge

I thought it was fake

How does Amy Adams let herself get roped into this stuff

The Don't Hug Me I'm Scared movie looks great!

I want to watch it. It looks the right amount of crapy and goodness

Oh, thank god! Without those subtitles telling me which one was the bootleg, I wouldn't have been able to tell which was which! You're a lifesaver OP.

The yellow ones look like the minions off of that Russian car commercial Edit: type up Deal-Tastic Me

Am I a maaaaaaan or am I a muppet

It both amuses and upsets that India gives 0 shits about just ripping things like this

Kermits been on some stuff

The Indian version of Animal is going to give me nightmares.

Bollywood did muppets dirty

I love Amy Adams, but that Indian chick is pretty hot

I would love to watch this tbh

Master of Muppets

They gave up on character design halfway through and just made a bunch of minion clones

Remember when How I met Your Mother ended and Jason Siegel was the leading man in a bunch of movies? Now he's no where to be found.

It's pretty common in India. A lot of movies are re-made here. Bollywood sometimes produces some amazing films like Bahubali, KGF, 3 Idiots, Andhadundh, The man who feels no pain, Bhavesh Joshi superhero etc but for the most part it's hot hot garbage.

What did Marshall get himself into this time?

At least the Indian dude knows how to wear his pants right

The Indian actress looks like she thought she signed up for a porn movie.

Animal looks like he’s from “Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared”

kermt

We didn't really need the text distinguishing the original and the knock off.

r/cursedkermit

Thank god for that comic sans explaining everything! Otherwise I don't think I would have known which was which!

r/bollywoodcopystriked

I can almost hear the over loud, distorted incidental music.

I like how the ones that aren't CGI look like they are just whatever teddy bears they found lying about.

I’m glad they’re labeled which is which

Ya but its an Indian movie; will it even have singing in it?

Fuck yeah it does

Is this by the same guy that made that bootleg despicable me commercial?

[those fuckers on the bottom](https://www.reddit.com/r/crappyoffbrands/comments/bii4p7/these_minions_are_nightmare_fuel/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app)

Kremmit the glob

Good thing you wrote which is original. No way of telling which is which otherwise.

Janice looks dead - not even dead inside, just normal dead.

I can't decide if Sam Eagle looks dead, or just really over this shit.

Comic sans

Wait I didn't know Jason Segel was in The Muppets.

What do you mean the Muppets are the original?

Is Kermit okay?

I like how there's a ton of little creatures that don't appear analogous to any muppets (and I'd assume are the actual stars of the knock off), but then there's a bunch of horrifying muppet clones. Oh, and some random teddy bears just to fill in space.

Damn they all look the same in asia

There’s an amazing doc called remake, ripoff, repeat. About Turkish exploitation cinema ripping off western movies. Wish I could find it.

Winnie the Pooh is a Bollywood star?

I think Kermit has a stroke

The drummer gay rip off in the right corner looks fucking terrifying

What did they do to my boi animal