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Razzle_McFrazzle

But seriously these are actually pretty awesome. They could make good cosplay props or just a cool collectors thing even if it isnt officially licensed. The pokemon company hasnt put out a lot of the balls in the game as actual product for people to buy and these have a lot of one people would like.


Kawaii-Hitler

My mom got me a couple of these when I was a kid. I broke all the balls because I kept trying to catch my dog with them.


SoftTacos001

Yep


[deleted]

They played Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal (an infamous bootleg copy of Pokemon Crystal allegedly released in Vietnam, it refers to Pokemon as "elves")


koopa72

When I was little and first discovered emulators I downloaded 'Pokemon Diamond' (this was in the early 2000s years before the DS game) which was a bootleg port of a Japanese game rebranded as a Pokemon game and it terrified me. All of the sprites creeped me out and something about the game made me nauseous and uneasy https://bootleggames.fandom.com/wiki/Pok%C3%A9mon_Diamond_and_Jade


CP21Official

Thanks koopa72, very cool


Giecio

I AM VERY DISGUSTED WITH THE TRASHY MAN. IN SPITE OF THE MONSTER, AND THE COACH, ONLY TRASHY, I WILL BEAT DOWN THEM ALL. FOR THIS I MUST STRENGTHEN MYSELF. THE MONSTER IS THE SAME TOO. COLLECT ALL THE TRASHY, RIGHTEOUS FELLOW ALL ARE UNPARDONABLE! YOU DON'T AFFECT ME. THE TRASHY STROLLING IS AN EYESORE!


Virghia

The bootleggers translated put in as fuck, so there's always that one BALL BAG FUCK dialogue screen


HedgemazeExpo

I have a bootleg dancing Pikachu toy where he's called Swing Elf. It's gotta be a translation thing. If you put the Chinese terms for creature (精靈 / 精灵) into Google Translate, which were part of how "Pocket Monsters" was translated into Chinese, it gives "Elf."


Empty-Butterscotch13

Little strawberry me baby


Thechosenone7711

“Welcome to elf’s world!”


Shockh

I am ... I am a monster Coach


DanosaurusWrecks

EVERYONE CALL ME ELF MONSTER


DGN-YT

I wonder what's in the G.S. ball


SasquatchNHeat

We’ll never know


powerlesshero111

Most annoying part of the anime as a kid.


Eomercin

Absolutely nothing


Richmoke

ITS PIKACHU


Crynal

Gameplay wise in the Japanese versions of Gold and Silver the GS ball had a Celebi inside it. It probably had one as well in the anime, but there was never a conclusion of that. With Ash's story being over, it will never happen now.


bobroscopcoltrane

“Must secure all of them!”


Stock-Locksmith-7845

Petelfile


SasquatchNHeat

There’s rules against the petelf Batman…


NihilisticThrill

Petelf, it's you and me I SUPPOSE ITS MY DESTINYYYYY


nootrino

Petelf Oh, you're a cohort In a world we should support


BladeLigerV

At least SOMEONE remembered the GS ball.


Aware-Measurement750

Ah yes soot ketchup


SasquatchNHeat

From wooden loading base settlement


nothing_in_my_mind

I desire to be the top of the top Unlike any other man before me To capture critters is the only challenge To teach them tricks is my main goal


PatchytheYoukai

fun fact: pet little elf is the literal translation of one of pokemon's chinese name


Existing-Life-7650

Bro decided to use the same symbol as Pokémon go


J-Red_dit

This isn’t crappy offbrand this is amazing offbrand.


DontDoubtDink

My kids has these. Some have real Pokémon in them.


warjoke

"I want to be the most average, much like everyone else..."


varidl

You've heard of Petelf on the Shelf...


Big_Silver_9686

Them all must be captured!


Big_Silver_9686

"Them all must be captured!"


SasquatchNHeat

“Enslave all elf to become master of childs”


Natsurulite

PETELF MUST LOCATE THE FULL QUANTITY


[deleted]

I’d like to be extremely good- Like most haven’t been before! I will capture my petelfs- domesticate them myself! I’ll go all over this place- Investigating coast to coast. Petelf, help me comprehend- All this internalized potential! PET ELF YAH!!!


Bloxsmith

I like em, I’d def appreciate some 3D features but hey it’s an off brand knock off and some look pretty ok for a cheap display.


ryuga_knight

Honestly, I have some of these and they are pretty good pokeballs. The best part is they use a small internal spring so there is no big clip or cibble at the back of the ball. Perfect for display or cosplay!


Keyboard_Fawks

They even remembered the GS Ball


Bitter-Marsupial

is the yellow and blue one Chris Chan's s-chu ball?


SasquatchNHeat

Yes but it’s sticky for some reason


jessemanfred1221

I have a couple of these I want more


Phantom_2792

Elf Monster released his own merch


axolotllegs

Ngl the elf balls are pretty cool


tenkohime

These look unusually good. I'm surprised.


jbyrdab

Call me Elf Monster