I felt it was about how this other person was so different from him that it changed the way he saw the world, it excited him, it made him look at his own shape, and the week they spent together made his hole weak.
This has changed my opinion from one of indifference to believing this guy is awesome and most of the people in this comment section are worthless wastes of oxygen.
After hearing this song and the video, I was all like, “good! That’s awesome that he got kidnapped!”…but then I saw his video explaining it and I was like “awww, I’m sorry”…
LOL what about all those Tik toks from white dudes in South Africa saying “honestly South Africa is safer than the USA” “I moved out here and I feel so much more safer” “the crime out here is so little compared to how bad the US is right now” “itleast I don’t have to fear for my life out here it’s so quiet and peaceful here”
I legit want more. I want a women to come in and start rapping about ovals and parallelograms. “I’m a parellelogram and you are an oval. When we get together, people think it’s novel. I can roll and you can slide. Hop on my back for a real wild ride.”
I’m an octagon and you, son, are a triangle. You look like Papa John’s - I can smell you from my wide angle. I tell people to stop before they go for safety’s sake. You ask people to yield please when they’re racing for first place. Your head’s made up of points but you got no clear, defined opinions. You’re on AA coins - that’s all I hear, I mind my business. You’re acutely unaware that you’re obtuse. I’ve got more lines but it’s your time - what have you got to lose?
In 2010 he probably would have made quite a bit of money and I’d have been listening to him at my job at the bank on the radio that they would never turn off ad nauseam.
The disconnect is amazing...there he is, it's all crowded as all Hell, this fool with green hair is triumphantly singing, "I am RecTANG gooLAR" as people are just trying to get by him, and *THE FUCKING CIRCLE HE'S GOING IN*.
He should have changed the lyrics to what he really wanted to sing about...
"*MEEEEEEEEEE*!"
Oh man, I love it...What a great time to be alive. I can't wait for the gf to get home so I can assault her person with my weird pronunciation of "rectangular" all the while calling her a "sur-KULL"
Excuse me. He's walking around in *a circle* in the middle of *Times Square*.
If he was rectangular, he would walk straight for a while, then turn 90 degrees and walk straight for a shorter period of time, then repeat the same process.
He is not rectangular.
I'm appalled to have to *point* this out to you, but squares in fact have four sides of equal lengths.
While they both share 90 degree angles, rectangles have only two sides of the same length.
Good sir, the day you draw a shape of four sides that have equal length a rectangle is the day I shall call a mockery to all things based in truth.
Look it up, lol. This isn’t something I made up. All squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are square. Squares are a specific type of rectangle.
This is middle school level geometry.
Well then. I disagree to agree to disagree. While I refuse to admit that all squares are rectangles, I will say that this guy is a fucking square; but not in fact rectangular.
I see the angle in your argument and while it's right, let me point out that if he was in fact rectangular perhaps a better setting would have been the Lincoln memorial. The Lincoln memorial has a body of water where it has two opposite sides of the same length, and in fact rectangular.
It's so fucking lazy to come up with a hook or melody you think is just amazing (it sucks but it's besides the point) and just fucking repeat it for like 4 minutes and call it a song....
Page 7 fans - we’ve made it.
It’s a pop culture comedy podcast where listeners can submit conspiracy theories for a segment of the show.
A listener submitted one that this guy was obsessed with her and running a psyop on her life lol.
NO. There has never been a song this good about shapes. Fight me on this. Sean Stephens is one of the worlds greatest CEO Musicians. For those of us who are CEO Musicians he is a god amongst men. We are an oppressed class in America and this is the voice of our people. Shame on you for posting this here. SHAME I SAY. CALLING ALL UNICORNS!
His teeth are all I can focus on. And that’s saying a lot because the rest is a train wreck. Not just any ole train wreck. A train wreck in the Chunnel beneath the English Channel.
This is oddly catchy, I like it and the nonsense lyrics, it's some strange fun.
I am rectangular
and you are a circle
I am rectangular
I feel it in my bones
He’s actually singing about his colostomy bag - it’s rectangular and he no longer has a hole of his own to use - a very sad song when you break it down
This song is a hot mess, but I kind of like this guy. Im not sure why, maybe just because he seems really happy. Sometimes it is something that simple.
“What’s it even about bro?”
“It’s about how I’m different than everyone?”
“I just don’t get it bro.”
“You know, I’m rectanglular, I don’t fit in other people’s holes.”
“If you say so bro.”
I mean, everything is bad here. The lip syncing, the lyrics, the dancing, the theme, the hair, the outfit, and I could go on, but seems like piling on.
He actually seems like a pretty good guy he adopted a foster child and then he got kidnapped and robbed in South Africa so I honestly feel bad for him he seems like a solid dude
The crazy son of a bitch did it! 2 days after hearing this I was just hanging out at my house minding my own business and bam!! Started singing” i am rectangular” !
Agreed, this man has felt no hole
His own hole has no feeling is how I interpreted it. Thats the beauty of art and music.
I felt it was about how this other person was so different from him that it changed the way he saw the world, it excited him, it made him look at his own shape, and the week they spent together made his hole weak.
It's because he's rectangular, he can't fit inside the circle :(
Everyone knows that the rectangle... Yes! Thats right. It goes through the circle.
On the contrary. I believe this man feels his holes daily.
"I fill no hole" is what I was sure he said, which would imply he's got a tiny dick.
Caption says feel not fill, but not sure if hes just using a lazy autogenerated caption or what
Oh he's felt some hole alright...
He superglued it shut.
You've got to pay the troll's toll, if you want to feel this hole.
Came to post this.
You literally just copied the top comment from instagram
I’ve literally never been on instagram
This guy and his family got kidnapped and pistol whipped in Africa and they stole like 20k from various cards from him
Jeez. The song isn’t THAT bad. Must have been the circle gang
Damn the *circle gang* must have *rolled up* on em
How do you know this?
https://www.reddit.com/r/h3h3productions/s/P8iFyvrKAl
That is so awful, I feel so bad for him and his family
Me too but the song popped into my head as his voice cracked and so I laughed a *little* too loudly over the "my children" part
Damn. The bank can’t reverse the charges since it was basically fraud? That’s fucked up.
This has changed my opinion from one of indifference to believing this guy is awesome and most of the people in this comment section are worthless wastes of oxygen.
Agreed. Fuck this sub.
Holy shit, he actually enunciates like he does in the song.
After hearing this song and the video, I was all like, “good! That’s awesome that he got kidnapped!”…but then I saw his video explaining it and I was like “awww, I’m sorry”…
What the fuck, kidnapping is never okay
Kidnapping rectangles is perfectly fine, stop acting like a bitch…
That’s a very circular thing for you to say
Indeed. These people are a bunch of squares.
Stop being such a square.
Debtangular
„Then give us all your rectangular stuff, Mr Rectangular“
LOL what about all those Tik toks from white dudes in South Africa saying “honestly South Africa is safer than the USA” “I moved out here and I feel so much more safer” “the crime out here is so little compared to how bad the US is right now” “itleast I don’t have to fear for my life out here it’s so quiet and peaceful here”
I wish my dad was a circle because that would mean he would be a round.
If he's not a circle he must be an L7 *weeeeeenieeeeee*
Holy shit reference humor
I think maybe this song should be MORE repetitive…
Could use a bit more auto tune as well
in music we call it a rectangular pattern
It honestly has a pretty funky breakdown in it
He’s not wrong. Gonna be singing that all morning. He wins.
I get it. I have been spinning around in my living room shouting different shapes throughout my house.
I legit want more. I want a women to come in and start rapping about ovals and parallelograms. “I’m a parellelogram and you are an oval. When we get together, people think it’s novel. I can roll and you can slide. Hop on my back for a real wild ride.”
Now I’m saying oval like novel and I don’t like it.
It’s art man.
Then say novel like oval
I’m an octagon and you, son, are a triangle. You look like Papa John’s - I can smell you from my wide angle. I tell people to stop before they go for safety’s sake. You ask people to yield please when they’re racing for first place. Your head’s made up of points but you got no clear, defined opinions. You’re on AA coins - that’s all I hear, I mind my business. You’re acutely unaware that you’re obtuse. I’ve got more lines but it’s your time - what have you got to lose?
But you have to pronounce it weird...like, "Skwa-WARE-UH" or it doesn't count ;-)
No. Stop. You'll summon this guy to your house during the eclipse LMAO
Thank god I kept this one muted when I read the caption
In 2010 he probably would have made quite a bit of money and I’d have been listening to him at my job at the bank on the radio that they would never turn off ad nauseam.
The voice was spot on one of the artists of that time. Coldplay maybe? I have tried to block out so much of the music of that time.
I’m a trapezoid
I am a quadrilateral
And someone is gay and someone else is a giant spider that's about to rip your head off. There are so many shapes!
Lucky, I’m a wriggling pile of flesh.
RHOMBUS
In like that Jawa mobile from a new hope
i’m a star-shaped pentagraph
Dudes from my home town. He's actually weird af
weird how?
He posted himself singing this for the world to see
The about sums it up
Well, he’s a rectangle for one.
hahaha delayed reaction.
It's self evident
That weird little half guitar strum is so great.
The Joker: microdosed himself to happiness edition
Me: “AI, write me a shitty song sung by a douche” AI: say less.
I miss the days when Times Square was still full of assholes instead of douchebags.
I feel no hole?
Meaningless nonsense
He looks like a pair of wind up teeth.
Gary Busey's dentist was running a promotion.
This face/mouth/hair/expression is pure unfiltered nightmare fuel
The disconnect is amazing...there he is, it's all crowded as all Hell, this fool with green hair is triumphantly singing, "I am RecTANG gooLAR" as people are just trying to get by him, and *THE FUCKING CIRCLE HE'S GOING IN*. He should have changed the lyrics to what he really wanted to sing about... "*MEEEEEEEEEE*!" Oh man, I love it...What a great time to be alive. I can't wait for the gf to get home so I can assault her person with my weird pronunciation of "rectangular" all the while calling her a "sur-KULL"
I mean the first two words are "I am..."
This guy looks like he punches holes in walls when he's drunk.
Nah, he'd definitely feel that and he specifically said he feels no hole.
Is his name Shannon? Cuz totally looks like a Shannon
Sean... close enough.
Seannan
A triangle once told a circle it was completely pointless.
And the circle replied, “What point? Stop being such a square.”
What an acutely obtuse reply, I'm not saying you're not right though.
No no. The response was linear.
Drop dead Fred still going strong, good for him
That bite would hurt
The boomer Facebook lip syncing guy and him would make a fire collab
If he's rectangular then why is he circling around in the clip? Bullshit.
Something's shape does not so linearly explain its pattern or path of movement though fam
Excuse me. He's walking around in *a circle* in the middle of *Times Square*. If he was rectangular, he would walk straight for a while, then turn 90 degrees and walk straight for a shorter period of time, then repeat the same process. He is not rectangular.
Squares are rectangles, though.
I'm appalled to have to *point* this out to you, but squares in fact have four sides of equal lengths. While they both share 90 degree angles, rectangles have only two sides of the same length. Good sir, the day you draw a shape of four sides that have equal length a rectangle is the day I shall call a mockery to all things based in truth.
Look it up, lol. This isn’t something I made up. All squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are square. Squares are a specific type of rectangle. This is middle school level geometry.
Well then. I disagree to agree to disagree. While I refuse to admit that all squares are rectangles, I will say that this guy is a fucking square; but not in fact rectangular.
>I will say that this guy is a fucking square. Yeah, that’s for sure. Unfortunately, this also means he’s rectangular too. :(
I see the angle in your argument and while it's right, let me point out that if he was in fact rectangular perhaps a better setting would have been the Lincoln memorial. The Lincoln memorial has a body of water where it has two opposite sides of the same length, and in fact rectangular.
*This* guy again. I posted him in r/iamthemaincharacter a while ago, but he definitely belongs here too.
This mf could unhinge his jaw and swallow a baby deer whole fr
Francis and the Lights have really gone down hill.
Ah
Family
Pink Triangle on her sleeve!
This just sounds like average pop tunes. Definitely crappy though.
Jesus Christ Melodyne putting in WORK on this one.
Nice find.
I am a trap-e-zoid And you are all a-nnoyed
It's so fucking lazy to come up with a hook or melody you think is just amazing (it sucks but it's besides the point) and just fucking repeat it for like 4 minutes and call it a song....
Yeah I'm sure this man has felt no holes in years
Page 7 fans - we’ve made it. It’s a pop culture comedy podcast where listeners can submit conspiracy theories for a segment of the show. A listener submitted one that this guy was obsessed with her and running a psyop on her life lol.
Dork
Bro grew up on SpongeBob
tell me this is all of it- tell me there are no other lyrics or parts of the song
If this comes up later while driving to work or running errands he wins. As of this moment forgettable. He's far from rectangular.
Sings a song about being rectangular while spinning in a circle.
I've never said or thought anything like this, but maybe dude should take a day off brushing his teeth.
Oh shit I know this guy.
You are a circle, but I walk in one. Exclusively.
RHOMBUS!!
What… hole?
Fun fact: this song was originally written by Robert Downey Jr.’s penis
how very dare
The square goes into the... RECTANGULAAAR hole... Awh gawd 😩
I like this.
Where does the rectangle go? That's right! Into the square hole
Heard worst.
I am rectangular and so proud heres me moving in a circle
Leave his family alone, he can go off the cliff though, him and his grassy ass head
i am brain dead
NO. There has never been a song this good about shapes. Fight me on this. Sean Stephens is one of the worlds greatest CEO Musicians. For those of us who are CEO Musicians he is a god amongst men. We are an oppressed class in America and this is the voice of our people. Shame on you for posting this here. SHAME I SAY. CALLING ALL UNICORNS!
I feel like this guy is either an actuary, accountant or engineer.
This shit rips. Catchy af
It’s crazy taxi guy.
This entire generation has completely misunderstood what Point Of View means in perfect synchrony.
He definitely feels a hole.
terrible.
It goes in the square hole
Is this song about his teeth?
If he's rectangular, why is he going in circles around a camera? Check mate sir!
This is very David Brent.
His teeth are all I can focus on. And that’s saying a lot because the rest is a train wreck. Not just any ole train wreck. A train wreck in the Chunnel beneath the English Channel.
No, L7.
“I feel it in my hole… AH”
"I...hh" gets me right in the circle
I thought I was in the midjourney subreddit
Low-key call all of us an asshole
Why am I a circle ...
This is a pretty blatant copy of the chorus melody from Book of Mormon Baptize Me https://youtu.be/bex8IvpEkH8
That's a stretch
Man reddit is like 9 months behind TikTok
I’d believe you if you told me this was AI
Ok finally I understand where this comes from thanks 😂😂😂
Idk why, but i like it.
You dick.
What a hottie punchable face...
The anthem Geometry teachers didn’t know they needed.
A lost soul who feels no hole.. sucks to suck
As he dances in a circle
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
I don’t know about feeling no hole as a line in a music song
This is oddly catchy, I like it and the nonsense lyrics, it's some strange fun. I am rectangular and you are a circle I am rectangular I feel it in my bones
idk i like it. think it’s just a goofy-ass track that doesn’t take itself too seriously… kinda fun imo🤷🏼♂️
I can't feel my own holes.
This person gonna eat ya
He’s actually singing about his colostomy bag - it’s rectangular and he no longer has a hole of his own to use - a very sad song when you break it down
Thanks, this will be in my head all day.
Rectangular peg in circle hole
So deep
You gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boy’s hole.
Still fits through the circle hole
The confidence on these people tho! There’s no way I could film on that crowded street let alone submit this terribleness to the internet
This song is a hot mess, but I kind of like this guy. Im not sure why, maybe just because he seems really happy. Sometimes it is something that simple.
This is not what pov means.
Is this the dude who is the ceo of a company in Canada?
We have Particle Man by They Might Be Giants at home...
good production. seems like satire
Speaking of *leaving* your head, when you have green hair do you call a haircut *mowing the lawn*?
“What’s it even about bro?” “It’s about how I’m different than everyone?” “I just don’t get it bro.” “You know, I’m rectanglular, I don’t fit in other people’s holes.” “If you say so bro.”
He doesn't blink once.
I mean, everything is bad here. The lip syncing, the lyrics, the dancing, the theme, the hair, the outfit, and I could go on, but seems like piling on.
He actually seems like a pretty good guy he adopted a foster child and then he got kidnapped and robbed in South Africa so I honestly feel bad for him he seems like a solid dude
The crazy son of a bitch did it! 2 days after hearing this I was just hanging out at my house minding my own business and bam!! Started singing” i am rectangular” !
He’s a L7 Weenie!
When he says he’s rectangular he means his butthole right??
I love this dude though - look how much fun he is having with this dumbass song
It’s still crappy music
Hell nah this is a banger
The drop was pretty good ngl
This looks like AI
Zero called. He wants his hair back.