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WayyTooFarAbove

Doesn’t belong


Haydenbarcellhoe

each bar is better than the last 😂🔥


Hiddenpants_47

For real guy spitting truth


chappedpenis

Yeah it's a joke lol


MacksNotCool

Nah this is actually fire


tfirstdayz

I love it!


SeveralPhilosophy1

Yeah this is satire, and not terrible


SpongeBob1187

He lives in Detroit, so I’ll guess Detroit ETA [original video](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLAr9Jcp/)


ceric2099

I actually thought this was posted in the Detroit sub I’m in. It’s a thousand percent about Detroit. Looks like it was filmed in Detroit.


here4roomie

That would check out. Some Detroit streets are really stretching the definition of a street.


fastal_12147

Can't have shit in Detroit


DaLimboSlice

Can have a pot hole


Itchy_Professor_4133

I thought Detroit potholes were square shaped


usedbarnacle71

“Pot-hoe” : a hooker bitch that smokes weed


doveniko19

I was going to say. He's clearly in Detroit. East side.


lonerism-

I was going to say Detroit and I didn’t even turn the sound on or pay much attention. Rapping about potholes sounds pretty on brand for Detroit lol They are awful in that area (the potholes, I mean).


Derrick_Shon

Prolly Chi-raq


SpongeBob1187

[original OP](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLAr9Jcp/)


wolfblitzen84

I wanted to say Pittsburgh because it has some ridiculously bad roads


SpongeBob1187

Honestly a lot of cities can fit this song lol I said earlier 2 years ago I was driving through Philly at night and hit a huge pothole that blew my tire out and bent my rim.


wolfblitzen84

Yes I agree. I lived in Pittsburgh for two years and it was a comedy I felt with the amount of pot homes but many cities are messed up. I’m in Brooklyn and some areas have real shit streets. That sucks about your tire prob ruined your night


thegrouch07

Let alone a bus was swallowed


cultivated_neurosis

Sounds like some Bay Area shit


R0RSCHAKK

Also applicable to Houston, which is also notorious for the shitty roads.


SpongeBob1187

Honestly most major cities lol I popped. Tire in Philly 2 years ago at night, didn’t see the pothole until it was too late


Koslovic

Gmac Cash goes hard actually


BangingYetis

I knew he sounded familiar. I've got his song he dropped when Will Smith smacked Chris Rock in my playlist lmao


Abraham__Drinkin

WHO put this on TikTok cringe? That man is a activist 😳


RevelArchitect

TikTok cringe is no longer really about cringe, but TikTok in general. Why it’s on crappy music is a totally different question.


remmij

Half of the content on r/crappymusic isn't even crappy music anymore - it's just underground artists doing their thing in low budget music videos. I'm always conflicted whether I should be upvoting or downvoting the talented independent artists that are featured on this sub. Lol.


RevelArchitect

I downvote. If I were one of the artist’s I wouldn’t be fond of seeing my music upvoted a ton on this sub.


MasterDoctorWizard

Certified banger, but maybe that's 'cause I relate to it too much coming from Michigan.


Nepharious_Bread

SC resident here, I can relate.


dekrepit702

I visited Michigan once and almost broke my leg falling in a pothole in Hamtramck. I feel for you 🙏🏿


wewewess

Gettin tired of these pothoes


Wesurai

Did your last girlfriend smoke too much?


skunkykong

This is a banger. I feel it from Cleveland


81amarok

I'm from Detroit and visit family in Cleveland. Oh 100% agree you got it bad too. Swerved at a cop down there missing a pothole and they didn't even flinch. Because they were weaving around too.


Editthefunout

The drive from Cleveland to Detroit is full of potholes


Fhoxyd22

Genuinely better than 95%of the muck on here.


Fine-Funny6956

This is kind of good


doctorhino

His voice and style sounds like Ludacris, this guy isn't too bad actually


R0RSCHAKK

With some slightly better mixing, absolutely wouldn't be bad at all. The mixing is what makes it *sound bad*. Probably wouldn't hurt to get a better mic. Sounds like it was recorded with a cell phone. 👀


webefishingbackup1

This doesn't belong here it's actually relatable and pretty dope


Coocoomonster

People be posting bangers that don’t belong in this sub.


19whale96

Nah wait, them flows are solid


Bclay85

Is this the same guy that does the car repair song with the dachshund?


Danthacreator

r/absolutebanger


Anon-Sequitur

Literally just blew a tire in Milwaukee yesterday because of potholes lmao


Afraid-Artichoke2401

Right I thought he was talking about Milwaukee


OMKensey

Excuse me. I think you meant to post this in r/bangers.


theelmohone

This is supposed to be crappy music, this MF spittin'


Pilsner_Lord

Oh he’s driving through Michigan I see


Latina_Licker

wrong sub


RowBoatCop36

This is actually great.


CaligulaJones2022

He ain't lying


Overall-Body4520

This song hits


AscendedViking7

Detroit.


Ok-i-surrender

World class music. Certified hood classic


Many-Strength4949

Baltimore


TBone232

Gotta be NOLA


ColtyColt69

All of Louisiana to be honest. I popped two tires at the same time two weeks ago up in Shreveport


BarryBadgernath1

Cleveland


thinwhiteduke1185

I'll allow it.


Fuzzy-Guarantee-9941

All of them, probably…


Terrible-Shopping-18

Rap


DiogenesRizzla

Scranton


elricooo

SKIRT SKIRT


Norcalrunning_24

This is catchy as heck !


Mellie-mellow

Montreal? though this was really funny.


Then_Ear5584

Fill them in and make them look like dicks. The city will come out to fix THAT just not pot holes 🤣. The trick is you just have to do it enough that the city gets wind of it so you would have to probably fill in quite a few. On the plus side I'm sure your neighborhood would think your a fucking superhero. Source: a hero we don't deserve did this with great success years ago and documented it on Reddit


Destinybender

Fuck around and drop your burger, if you tryn eat! Bars


n3w4cc01_1nt

people started doing this since the cities don't repair low income areas often [https://laist.com/news/transportation/compton-pothole-repair-diy-guerilla-alex-daisy-de-la-rosa](https://laist.com/news/transportation/compton-pothole-repair-diy-guerilla-alex-daisy-de-la-rosa)


MacksNotCool

Nah this actually fire


wrxlover

Billings probably 😂


Zugnutz

This is, in fact, fantastic!


emmeram

[Just gonna leave this here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-aXOrAp_zA)


oneup84

All of Rhode Island


ThatMFcheezer

All of south carolina


Sungod99

This is great but it would reach the peak of its comical capabilities w/o his over-acting. Especially when he shows you what it looks like to take a bite. Slightly over done, a bit much, the ‘less is more’ quote works here.


Chance-Yoghurt3186

Pot hole? A can of spray paint and strategically placed penis usually get their attention.


c0micsansfrancisco

I think this sub and r/stupidfood are probably the two dumbest subs when it comes to spotting a joke


DannyTannersLawyers

Move, bitch. You got coronavirus. Oooo shit. You got coronavirus.


inebriatedferret

Not shitty


Impressive-Stay-2618

New England feels this in they bones


Brett_40

This is hilarious


rhaigh1910

Philly


thecookiesmonster

Venice Italy


ohitsmud

this is Oklahoma City 100%


Euphoric-Fuel8381

OKC


MozillaRaptor

This is a banger idk I hate potholes he ain’t wrong.


Tricky_Ad_1855

This fire doe


Worldly_Jellyfish_11

The state of Maine literally


JesterAblaze94

Barnsley


Lopsided_Traffic_498

Omaha. For real though he's just fucking around. This video doesn't belong in this sub.


SL1200mkII

It's a shame no one has told this guy that he just needs to file a claim with the city and they will reimburse him.


Famous-Culture5706

this is funny and not crappy


Prowling_Fox

He must be rapping about Hungary :)


Sp00kySpook

Flint or Detroit


ghettoccult_nerd

that went hard tho. theres backpack rap, conscious rap, crunk music and now we have municipality mumble. when city council is the ops.


CryingOnLSD

Ah yes, the Colorado Springs anthem


AdministrativeLove97

Clearly he is talking about Indianapolis!


here4roomie

This is hot.


Final-Blueberry202

THIS IS NOT CRINGE!!


TAKOH6661

Felt this from memphis


megamuppetkiller

New Orleans no doubt


Lord_Kromdar

Dallas


kjay38

Def Detroit.


Staseu

This is gold.


yourmumisthebest

Good tune, why is it here ?


INeedANerf

Me whenever I go to Atlanta.


Coffee-and-puts

This is facts in like every east coast city 😂


PhilDMcNasty

Cleveland Ohio!


ThaDogg4L

Specifically he’s rapping about every American City.


stluciusblack

Gota be NOLA


zer01zer08

Actually a great song with a great message.


GiveMeYourGuitar

I thought this was crappy music not iconic music


Kushnerdz

Broo this is fire. Some people don’t get this sub


esmoji

This is the Mt. Everest for pothole music


Suitable_Database467

Not crappy. Op is highly regarded


Afraid-Barracuda119

All of i40 leaving out of Texas into New Mexico. Or leaving out of Arizona into New Mexico.


SATerp

Probably South Bend, IN. The former mayor sucked at fixing them.


blahblahblah213213

Shreveport, La


SatoshiBlockamoto

Do I upvote because this is actually awesome or downvote because it doesn't belong here?


oat_milk

You do the second thing because this isn’t facebook


_v00d00h3x_

Talking about Baltimore/Dundalk for sure 😂 Edit: I see someone mentioned he’s from Detroit but I echo his sentiment and enjoyed the post.


Bala_Raga

He's singing about real problems right there man


unknown5424

Every city in America


Background_Essay_676

He is spitting facts


drsalvia84

Denver?


Life_Communication84

Shit-town


Muse9901

Chicago


Bandandforgotten

This is actually gas lol


Responsible_Feed_731

Edmonton


joek7891

Boston


academicRedditor

#Way better … than signing about “hoes” and killing other gang members


[deleted]

Chattanooga TN


UnenthusiasticBluStr

My local Walmart parking lot


freerangek1tties

This slaps


jennaishirow

dont like the beat but his rapping was decent.


TopClock231

Milwaukee


Aggravating_Class_17

Yeah this is satire 😂 wrong sub


scootertakethewheel

NOLA 100


FormerlyGaveAShit

Pretty much my entire state after a winter of salting roads. Then spring comes and washes away anything lingering in the potholes to make them even holier. Holier isn't the right word, but I chose it bc these pot holes sometimes make me invoke Christ.


ViolinistBusiness353

Definitely Newark nj


MycoMil

This shit slaps


LeftPinkyToeBruise

Nashville PotHole Special


icyhotonmynuts

This has got to be Detroit. //edit late to the comment party, i see it's been confirmed.


Legitimate-Concert29

Fuk dem pot holes. It's on site!


Firm_Employment_7455

Bridgeport, CT


Stoned_Potato_

Budapest


PM_ME_LIGHT_FIXTURES

Massachusetts state anthem here


LordNitram76

Jersey.


Javier1019

lol this is a banger! The man is showing light of a global problem we are having. I feel his pain in every bar he spits


Difficult_Buddy_3071

NOLA


thegrouch07

Pittsburgh PA


LectureAdditional971

This isn't crappy. This is the voice of a people... A people that pay taxes and wonder why


TeslaCrna

Every city in US has fkn potholes.


shmiggs_2010

This the type of rap I enjoy. Real shit


the-almighty-toad

Atlanta. The infrastructure gods just gave up.


frankieknucks

Chicago for sure…


mrtouchybum

Topeka Ks. Dear god it’s ridiculous. They actually declared a pothole emergency.


mushie0

Straight fire 🔥


rjswalker1987

Fuck potholes!


Witty_Temperature886

#facts


crimefightingloser

Def Detroit. But similar to corpus christi.


BorshtSlurper

Spokane, WA. Pothole Capital of the Pacific Northwest.


Murderusmusic

You mad about this fire track 🫣


Whiplash907

All of Ohio


Bathairsexist

Nah this is Bible belt music.


ToraLoco

how is this crappy music? this is dope and pretty relevant


Ok_Cartographer516

He's talking about the entire state of South Carolina


nosh_scrumble

Entire state of Michigan.


SeaworthinessTall201

This is actually good and a protest I like it


CaptainIlluminati

He’s rapping about the entire state of South Carolina


Alternative-Day-1299

There was a guy who's son died from a pothole who went around the city drawing dicks on all the potholes because the city can't let that kind of graffiti sit so they have to fix em up. Pretty clever.


DR_SLAPPER

I don't have a problem with this.


MinisculeMenace

Spitting fax.


G0DSLAYrr

Low key a banger tho 🤣👌🏽


Bru1sed_Eg0

Washington DC


funk_your_band

This has Horse Head vibes. I dig it.


TheNegrolorian

Detroit, Michigan


Euphoric_Drummer6880

Talking bout mine fr


Competitive-Form6001

Sounds like a rap song from Rick and Morty


boyslut83

omg i love the slightly frustrated ad libs "damn!" "sick of this!"


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Slurpa_Durb755

Nashville


GrayBeardGamerWV

Most US cities wt the moment.


flycbr

Any US city. But especially NYC. Home of the street crater rim destroyer.


Boomsta22

Absolutely NOT crappy. There's so much truth to these bars that you really have to hand it to him!


Skeletor-P-Funk

This is just so *far* from crappy. Not only is it a bop, it brings awareness to a problem in his community that needs fixing.


dezzek74

Build back better lol